Drunk Girls Dancing

Cancun Has Really Jumped The Shark

2009-02-03T00:02:00.000-08:00

When we think of Cancun, we typically think of hot college girls on Spring Break getting loaded on tequilla and going crazy. We don't think of middle-aged women attempting to pole dance in empty clubs while "Staying Alive" plays on the sound system. At least, we didn't until now.

A Near-Miss Drunk Dancing Collision

2009-02-02T00:07:00.000-08:00

At first, this video looks predictable - it's two slightly obnoxious drunk girls in a mostly empty bar taping their dance moves while "Mary Jane" plays in the background. But the ending of the video reveals a nice twist when the one girl nearly drunk dances her way into a guy in a wheelchair.

Like this video? Then check out what the pros can do.

A 3-Part Drunk Dancing Epic

2009-01-28T00:03:00.000-08:00

This video features the story of a couple of drunk girls told in three quick chapters. In chapter 1, the girl shows how tough it is to stand in heels when she's drunk. In chapter 2, the girls try to pull off a stunt which predictably backfires. And in the final chapter, they show off some truly awful drunken dance moves.

This Grandma Knows How To Party

2009-01-27T00:02:00.001-08:00

Some people's grandmothers bake cookies and spoil their grandkids rotten. Others - like the one in this video - get drunk, put shaving cream on their face, and tape themselves dancing to pop songs.

Like this video? Then check out this grandma's moves.

Somebody Get These Girls Some Head

2009-01-26T00:03:00.000-08:00

There's just something about a video of four drunk blondes in sports bras dancing around to a song about getting head that just never gets old.

Looking for more drunk blondes? Check out these two.

This Is Why They Think They're Hot

2009-01-22T00:01:00.000-08:00

When you watch as many videos of drunk girls dancing as we do, you really come to appreciate when people include some good announcing of the action the way the two girls in this video do. They give us a rundown of what they've had to drink and explain that one of them is an "Internet virgin," while they sloppily dance around in their bras.

Like this video? Check out these other drunk dancers in their underwear!

Go Lori, Go Lori...Please Stop Lori

2009-01-21T00:05:00.000-08:00

Why is it that parents seem to like taping themselves drunk dancing even more than their kids? This clip features several middle-aged parents dancing and yelling drunk while endlessly amusing themselves.

We Don't What This Drunk Dance Move Is, But We Like It

2009-01-20T00:04:00.000-08:00

We've seen girls drop it like it's hot before, but we've never seen a drunken ass-shaking move quite like this one. It looks like it involves a lot of booze, ass control, and a wall. But it's totally worth it.

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

2009-01-19T00:05:00.000-08:00

The song Peanut Butter Jelly Time, immortalized in Family Guy among other things, is one of our favorite drunk dancing songs. At least it was before we saw what this drunk woman did when it came on.

Like this video? Check out this girl's couch drunk dance moves!

Even In Fast Forward, Your Drunk Dance Moves Are Wack

2009-01-18T15:25:00.000-08:00

We've seen a lot of people try some interesting dance moves when they get drunk, but this might be a first for us. This couple decided to tape themselves dancing drunk, but then speed up the tape and music before posting it on Youtube. The result? Well, see for yourself.

Like this video? Check out this couple's moves.

We Don't Need A Good Camera To See That This Drunk Chick Has Moves

2009-01-17T14:05:00.000-08:00

You know how there's always that one old lady in the club that dances like crazy despite the fact that everybody is grossed out by her? Well, it turns out that sometimes that lady leaves the club and takes her moves to the parking lot.

Speaking of drunk old ladies dancing in the streets...have you seen this woman?

The Couple That Drunk Dances Together Probably Won't Be A Couple For Much Longer

2009-01-16T00:03:00.000-08:00

You know what they say about the couple that gets drunk and dances together? That their relationship probably won't last. But it's not because of the dancing, it's because inevitably one person in the relationship is more annoying than the other when drunk. In this case, we're going to go out on a limb and guess that the girl who screams "M.I.A. bitches!" and "Go white girl go white girl go!" is the annoying one.

Like this video? Then check out these girls drunk dance moves!

Our Anaconda Don't Want None If You've Got Middle-Aged Buns Hon

2009-01-15T00:02:00.000-08:00

You know what middle-aged white people love to do when they get drunk? Dance to Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back." We present this video as Exhibit A of this theory.

PS: White people also like to dance to "The Walk of Life."

Remember Flashdance? Unfortunately, These Ladies Do

2009-01-14T00:01:00.000-08:00

Flashdance was a classic 1980's movie with some of the hottest stripper dance scenes of the decade. This is a video of two middle-aged women dancing to the music from Flashdance. There are no other similarities.

Like this video? Check out what this girl does when she hears "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight!"

Cubs Fans Know How To Drunk Dance

2009-01-13T00:02:00.000-08:00

Most of our videos may feature drunk girls dancing at house parties or clubs, but these days drunk girls are shaking their thangs just about anywhere you go. For example, this video highlights some of the beer-inspired moves of several hot ladies who spend their summer afternoons in the bleachers at Wrigley Field cheering on the Chicago Cubs (and apparently taking off their bras). We're sure Harry Caray would be proud.

Where There's "Lollipop," There's Likely To Be Some Drunk Dancing

2009-01-12T00:02:00.000-08:00

We're not sure how you spent your weekend, but if it was anything like the girls in this video then we assume you had a good time. The video features a couple girls who get drunk, grind on, and fall on each other while Lil' Wayne's "Lollipop" rocks in the background. But our favorite part might come at the 45 second mark when the camera pans over to two other girls who are sitting on the couch looking miserable.

Like this video? Then check out the way these drunk girls get friendly with each other!

This Is Why You Need To Be 21 To Drink

2009-01-11T11:12:00.000-08:00

People think that the reason the drinking age is 21 is to protect kids from getting themselves into dangerous situations with alcohol, but we disagree. We think that the drinking age is 21, because if 16-year-old were allowed to drink we would be subjected to a lot more trainwrecks like these girls who got loaded and taped themselves dancing to Avril Lavigne's music.

Like this video? Then check out what these girls do to a Beyonce song!

Grandma's Got Moves For Days

2009-01-09T00:54:00.000-08:00

Now here's a drunk lady that we'd like to party with - even if she is about 80 years old. You know who we wouldn't want to party with? The douchebag shooting this video.

This drunk girl a little too old for you? Then maybe you should check out these drunk college girl videos.

Yet Another Reason To Hate Techno Music

2009-01-08T00:01:00.000-08:00

We've never been fans of techno music (yeah, we know we're not cool), so it should come as no surprise that techno music brings out some of the worst and laziest drunk girl dance moves we've seen. For example, the two drunk girls in this video can't be bothered to do anything but dance with their hands - and not in a good way.

Like this video? Check out this girl's drunken hand dance!

What's A Drunk Girl To Do When Amanda Won't Kiss Her?

2009-01-07T00:04:00.000-08:00

This video is what makes us love America. It features two hot girls who get drunk and decide to "dance" by straddling each other on the floor and grinding about while some random dude videotapes them. But what truly makes the video exceptional is the dialogue, which includes the one girl complaining that "Amanda won't kiss me," and the dude shouting words of encouragement like "Ride that shit!" and "Bounce on that twat!" God bless America.

Like this video? Then you're going to love the way these drunk chicks dance!

All My Single Ladies Love To Get Drunk And Pretend They're Beyonce

2009-01-06T00:04:00.000-08:00

We love Beyonce, but the trainwrecks that she has unleashed on the world with her new song "Single Ladies" may be tough for us to forgive. Girls love to tape themselves re-enacting the song's music video, and they especially love to do it when they get drunk. The only problem? They don't exactly have the moves memorized and they wind up making videos like this one.

The Beyonce dancers have nothing on this Drunk Daft Punk duo!

This Is What Happens When Your Mom Gets Drunk And Does The Walk Of Life

2009-01-05T00:01:00.000-08:00

Dire Straits might not be the coolest rock band in the world any more, but we're pretty sure that when they wrote the song "Walk Of Life," they weren't envisioning a drunk middle-aged woman dancing to it. Well, we can't always get what we want now can we?

Speaking of women who dance by themselves, have you seen this big girl's moves?

Happy New Year From Your Grabby Boyfriend

2009-01-04T14:34:00.000-08:00

We're not sure how you spent your New Year's Eve this year, but we hope it was better than this girl who spent it getting drunk and trying to dance in somebody's basement while her boyfriend kept trying (and failing) to pull her skirt off.

Like this video? Then check out what happened to this guy who tried to spank a drunk girl's ass!

The Pros Show Us How To Drunk Dance

2009-01-03T00:02:00.000-08:00

Most of the videos we post on this site may feature amateur drunk girls, but let's not forget that there are some pros out there who know a thing or two about drunk dancing. That's right, strippers. This video features a couple of these "pros" doing shots and then demonstrating their drunk dancing skills on the pole and on each other's laps. You're welcome.

Like this video? Then check out the moves of this drunk dancer!

Some Girls Are Better Off Just Going To A Movie

2009-01-02T00:05:00.000-08:00

Just because four girls have a few drinks, a stereo, a video camera and nothing better to do doesn't mean that they should make a drunk dancing video. For example, take these four who roam all around their living room in a mess of dance moves that makes it difficult to tell which of them is actually the worst.

Like this video? Check out the moves these two drunk girls came up with!