DRUNK PARENTS

Episode 48: The Sitter Cancelled

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 25 Jul 2019 03:22:53 +0000

Ya-ya-ees. Inevitable cosmetic surgery. The Pattern. Some quick parenting updates. Rachel’s side piece. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. What’s a 14 month break between friends? We might be a bit rusty but we’re back, and throwing down into your ear cavities with an extended episode. We missed you!

Episode 47: $20 Marriage Therapy

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 12 Apr 2018 04:45:50 +0000

Failure Cocktails. Bed Beats. The cure for marriage and a naughty giveaway. H&M A-holes. Snapchat dysmorphia. And an unnecessary plug. Our unplanned hiatus is over and we’re back, baby! We missed those ear holes of yours!

Episode 46: It's the January Talking

Rachel & Steve — Sat, 27 Jan 2018 19:23:48 +0000

Nor’easters. Olympic anticipation. The weighted blanket we never knew we needed. An offensive almost-gift. A challenge for Moms & Pops. And a desire for actual politicians. Go figure. Here’s to starting your year off right - with quiet kids and a good cocktail.

Episode 45: Bring in Miles Finch

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 21 Dec 2017 05:15:50 +0000

CandyChatas. WTF is up with crypto currency. A fun way to get your freakier freak on. The glory of Pooks. Positive talk for 2018. And a special holiday PSA. Join us, as we crush this Christmas Season as best we can without the help of an angry elf.

Episode 44: Home from Disney

Rachel & Steve — Wed, 22 Nov 2017 20:55:02 +0000

Winter margaritas. The most magical, unsexy place on earth. An emotionless, family departure. A guilty music pleasure. And the anticipation of the night ending with O's. All kinds of improper things to share with loved ones over turkey and alcohol. All the alcohol.

Episode 43: Practice Safe Slang

Rachel & Steve — Mon, 13 Nov 2017 03:49:10 +0000

Suck It, Thanksgivings. The Do's and Don'ts of slanging. An afterschool special moment. The making of an unwanted core memory. And friending old crushes. This episode is like pumpkin spice for your ears. So settle in and enjoy.

Episode 42: We had growing up to do

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 26 Oct 2017 03:53:35 +0000

Kentucky Mules and Medicinal Wine. A second life for genitalia. An occasional Dark Phoenix. A weekend with Wolverine. A morning talk show fail. And an f'ing ode to autumn. We've been saving up the inappropriateness for a month. It's time to uncork it. Enjoy.

Episode 41: Pregnancy Scare

Rachel & Steve — Mon, 25 Sep 2017 04:00:02 +0000

Gin Namers. Going down the rabbit hole of what's hopefully an impossibility. The horror of Yankee Candles. Goodwill Date Night. And prepping for the future dating life of our daughters. Enjoy listening with wine, whiskey, beer or Zima. But c'mon, Zima? Really?

Episode 40: The Most Wonderful Time

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 08 Sep 2017 03:45:25 +0000

Anniversary Palomas. Back to school stress joy. The search for a nanny. An unforeseen bitmoji incident. Lame and sexy sex games. And reflecting back on a year of podcasting. A year! That's a lot of booze and inappropriateness. Here's to keeping it going.

Episode 39: Phub Less

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 24 Aug 2017 02:18:40 +0000

Wondermelon Martinis of Equality. How to know if you're old. Invisibility as the smart choice. Money or youth. 36 questions to love. And the secrecy of making out with a stranger. Good news: If the eclipse burned out your retinas, you can still listen!

Episode 38: Boobs are Back

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 10 Aug 2017 03:01:51 +0000

Vodka on the rocks. Aging ladies bringing the sexy. People be doing it in the future. But less in Japan. The Salvation Army Date. And Steve's favorite new place for shirts. Here's to another episode, strong cocktails and aligned chakras.

Episode 37: Let's go, mantis shrimp

Rachel & Steve — Mon, 31 Jul 2017 04:34:25 +0000

Florida mules. Radio edit rules. Chinese internet slang. Trending emojis. Scary bots. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. May your parenting be easy and your cocktails be strong. And by all means, emoji the sh*t out of us.

Episode 36: Hojack

Rachel & Steve — Wed, 12 Jul 2017 04:50:03 +0000

Dueling spicy cocktails. Gorgeous ladies of wrestling. Snapchat stalking. The Ozzy Osbourne Gene. Derma rollers. And sexual bucket lists. Speaking of, do you have one? If not, you should totally make one after listening. Have fun. Make sexy choices.

Episode 35: Support Your Allies

Rachel & Steve — Sun, 02 Jul 2017 01:00:08 +0000

Happy Cola Hooch. Giving Instagram Live a try. School boys sticking it to the system with mixed results. A sexy playlist. And pairing boardgames and cocktails (Thanks, @designerdaddy). This episode pairs well with a cocktail, a pleasant evening, and keeping the kids busy with the iPad. Enjoy.

Episode 34: To Completion

Rachel & Steve — Tue, 20 Jun 2017 03:53:39 +0000

Summer beauties. A film that doesn't need Steve's charity. Vanity license plates. Ass-kicking consequences. A jury duty anomaly. And Drunk Parents' types both shallow and deep. It's an episode that pairs well with a chilled summer cocktail. Cheers.

Episode 33: We missed you

Rachel & Steve — Sat, 03 Jun 2017 21:48:05 +0000

Rosemary Lemon margaritas. Going too far. Hashtags for kids. The rise of finstas. A euthanasia coaster. And sex in public. It's been a few weeks but we're back with our inappropriate ways! Happy almost summer.

Episode 32: Mother's Day Gold

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 12 May 2017 02:39:46 +0000

Schroder Daiquiris. An internet hero. Cosmetic surgery intentions. The greatest Mother's Day gifts a dad could give. The cheater starter pack. And a Drunk Parents' Life hack. Hope you have a fantastic day, mom's everywhere.

Episode 31: The Sexipode

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 04 May 2017 04:23:31 +0000

Limoncello martinis. The sapiosexuals among us. Not all strip clubs are created equal. Fair trade porn. And the given of sending dirty pics to your spouse. Rachel and Steve's moms probably want to pass on this one. Everyone else, buckle up and enjoy.

Episode 30: Uncle George Lucas

Rachel & Steve — Wed, 19 Apr 2017 03:21:15 +0000

The Strawberry Dobso. Overrated internet privacy. The Married Advantage. The conflict of cat calls. An upsetting doppelganger. And dueling mid-life crises. If we leave you with one message this week, it's that you'll be glad you did.

Episode 29: Indecent Proposals

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 06 Apr 2017 03:43:18 +0000

Our go-to beverages. "Uncanny Valley" and other dictionary-worthy phrases. Pride in music. Date-night boundary issues. And why we've got way more chill than that couple in that movie. As always, we take it to a place many couple dare not go. Join us, won't you?

Episode 28: Thirst Traps

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 03:02:17 +0000

Juice pouch cocktails. More internet slang defined. A new Aquaman obsession is born. The moral dilemma of the circus. And the gold standard of relationship tests. Cozy up for a listen. Your ears will be smiling from themselves to themselves.

Episode 27: Manic Upswings

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 23 Mar 2017 03:38:31 +0000

Ancho Reyes Verde. Why no male lingerie? The dark web. Little girls kicking ass. A relaxing gift from the internet. And 4 rituals to tweak your brain for happiness. In other words, just the thing to usher in a new spring.

Episode 26: Artificial Intimacy

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 17 Mar 2017 01:57:02 +0000

Dueling Boston Sours. Virtual immortality. Shopping for sex dolls. Fearless Girl. And a lesson on the Illuminati. Since the weather isn't doing it this week, let our latest episode warm you to the core. Enjoy the cozy listening.

Episode 25: One Hand for the Baby

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 09 Mar 2017 01:32:07 +0000

Classic Margaritas. An original song for the drinking mom. Male pattern blindness. Juggling parenting, partying and pumping. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. Rachel's sister Michelle joins us this week and things get a little country. Y'all are gonna enjoy.

Episode 24: Crotch Kung Fu

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 02 Mar 2017 04:06:16 +0000

Solera Whiskey. Keeping your fake death a secret. Jade eggs in the hooha. The weirdest name for a kid ever. And mental F*ck Leaps. Oh yeah, we go there. Have a listen, come with us and join the party.

Episode 23: Keeping Profanity Special

Rachel & Steve — Sun, 19 Feb 2017 18:11:44 +0000

Blackberry bourbon smashes. Slang auditions. Our neighborly treasure. An alleged cure for hangovers. How old are we, again? Pintimidation. And Drunk Parents Voicemail. We're keeping it fast, loose, funny and moderately-inebriated for your listening enjoyment.

Episode 22: Welp, we gotta f***

Rachel & Steve — Sun, 12 Feb 2017 02:08:05 +0000

Highballs. An American treasure. Steve's progress as a ghost dater. The horrible observations of a three year old. And Rachel's instant Valentine's Day classic. Whether you wanna give romance a kick in the balls or the ass, our ramblings are just the thing.

Episode 21: Keep it private, Snapchat

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 03 Feb 2017 06:13:05 +0000

A meme-inspired cocktail. Coffee naps. Social media legacies. How to ruin your chances of scoring with your wife. And Winona's confusion. Pour yourself a tall one and get all pop culturey with us as our episode count reaches the legal drinking age.

Episode 20: Dippin Dots & Buttman

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 27 Jan 2017 06:13:54 +0000

The healing power of Hot Toddies. The last Star Wars? Ice cream drama. Adult magazines not to the rescue. Barbie on the rise. And the true nature of mini-van haters. It's getting nutty out there so here's your weekly dose of audio Lexapro.

Episode 19: Bread Face

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 20 Jan 2017 05:33:52 +0000

A cleansing cocktail. Young Thug's genius. Sexual frequency as it relates to happiness. And that time Steve met our new President. This episode is like a face smashing into a Hawaiian roll. In a good way. You'll understand when you listen.

Episode 18: Walking Side to Side

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 12 Jan 2017 04:29:34 +0000

The birth of a cocktail. A raunchy pop song revelation. Inspiration from beyond the grave. An excuse to drink with your spouse. And Steve enters the dating pool as a 35 year old woman. All in the name of helping you kick off 2017 with a smile.

Episode 17: Joie de vivre

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 30 Dec 2016 04:30:12 +0000

Moscow Mules. 2016 at its best. Resolutions done right. The Magnificent Seven. Low-volume loving. A taser to the face. And an axe-throwing first. May your buzz be mighty as you listen and ring in the new year.

Episode 16: Suck it up, sister

Rachel & Steve — Sat, 24 Dec 2016 18:05:09 +0000

Well-priced pinot. A tribute to a fallen drunk parent. Truck stop waitress wisdom. Baby boomers, booze and blunts. And high fashion vs. the male libido. Things get no less inappropriate when Rachel's parents stop by the studio. Merry, merry everyone.

Watch Elf with Us

Rachel & Steve — Sun, 18 Dec 2016 19:45:19 +0000

We're taking a break from our usual format to watch Elf. You should watch along with us. We'll let you know when to press play. It'll be like we're sitting right next to you watching the movie. We'll let you decide if that's a good thing or if we're cotton-headed ninny muggins.

Episode 15: Hard Candy Christmas

Rachel & Steve — Wed, 14 Dec 2016 18:02:04 +0000

White Russians. An appeal to Mr. Krasinski. Aging versus kegels. Mind blowing Holiday Specs. And surrendering to a damn Elf. If you're Steve or Rachel's mom, you may prefer listening to holiday music over this episode. Everyone else, we think you'll enjoy.

Episode 14: Thanks Kid's Cough Syrup

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 09 Dec 2016 03:39:40 +0000

Dobsos with 4 ounces of gin. A Christmas Card warning. An exploration of Ride or Dies. A possible phone sex venture. And a dramatic reading. Find out if it's the booze or this episode giving you visions of sugar plums.

Episode 13: Covert Coitus

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 02 Dec 2016 04:12:22 +0000

Hot toddies. Broken parents. Political conversations with a 6 year old. Breaking princess news. And romance on the road. It's all about festive feelings for your ears with nary yet a holiday light to be seen.

Episode 12: Thanksgiving Tingles

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 24 Nov 2016 04:00:30 +0000

Colorado Straight Bourbon. A tip for hungover parenting. The upcoming Christmas Zeitgeist. What would Bob Dylan do? Back-up spouses. And other topics that pair nicely with over-eating. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Episode 11: Audio Lexapro

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 18 Nov 2016 05:16:43 +0000

Belated Octoberfest. Threatening aliens to the rescue. Getting the most of your marriage. Why Drunk Parents will never be the first family. Rachel's debut ukulele performance. And other gentle ramblings to soothe your head place.

Episode 10: Parties on Parties on Parties

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 11 Nov 2016 05:23:51 +0000

Rum aged like whiskey. Post-birthday party stress disorder. A moral comic strip. Chicago Cubs confusion. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. Settle in for these and other blissful thoughts recorded in a pre-election world.

Episode 9: Cheat, Leave or Poison

Rachel & Steve — Sat, 05 Nov 2016 23:47:12 +0000

A batched old fashioned. The perils of male birth control. Liberating Halloween Candy. Dating advice from pandas in captivity. And a new Drunk Parents game. Pour yourself some boozy booze and kick up your feet. You deserve it all.

Episode 8: Don't take the bride.

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 28 Oct 2016 02:00:59 +0000

The Balvenie. Robot prostitutes. “Get out of jail free” cards. Baby-free airlines. And the bizarre courting rituals of mom friends. Giddy up for this week’s rootin’ tootin’ candid convo between two slightly inebriated suburbanites.

Episode 7: Pass the Percocet

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 21 Oct 2016 02:23:34 +0000

Painkillers. An aging crush. The Roller Derby daydreams. Questionable Halloween costume suggestions. And undies that send a message. All ears aboard, 'cause this train of thought is ready to pull into your brain station.

Episode 6: Wait, are we in the Matrix?

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 14 Oct 2016 17:30:08 +0000

Gin rickies. Razmatazzes. The death of a "legend." And social-media-induced feelings of inadequacy. Prepare yourselves to listen to the mad ramblings of a woman with a mild concussion and a man whose balls are mere hours away from the chopping block.

Episode 5: Something to live for

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 06 Oct 2016 03:23:43 +0000

Vodka, whiskey, then wine. Spitting some rhymes. Sexual fluidity. How to not talk about your kids. And the countdown to Sniptown continues. Keep your hands on 10 and 2, 'cause you're in for a wild listen.

Episode 4: Increasing Your Odds of Scoring

Rachel & Steve — Thu, 29 Sep 2016 23:34:52 +0000

The wine of relatives. The loss of virility. The wrath of pregnancy hormones. And Drunk Parents swag. Things are about to get real personal all up in your ear canals in this episode.

Episode 3: Make some kids today

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 23 Sep 2016 03:27:50 +0000

Angel's Envy. Friendship avoidance. Our podcast as birth control. And firearms as an aphrodisiac. What do these things have in common? Probably best not to think too hard about it. Just have a listen.

Episode 2: How about a confession?

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 16 Sep 2016 03:59:00 +0000

Rusty nails. Violence-to-hotness thresholds. An anatomy lesson from a 5 year old. And two drunk parents confessing. Strap on your feel bags everyone, 'cause the emotions be flowing like pinot in this episode.

Like we talked about, if you've never heard Coward of the Country, you don't know what you're missing. Here, have a listen.

Oh, and if that Rusty Nail sounds tasty, here's the recipe.

Episode 1: Our kids are in bed.

Rachel & Steve — Fri, 09 Sep 2016 03:55:00 +0000

Cocktails. Ukulele lessons. Kid leashes. And metaphorical wolves ripping the flesh off your marriage. These are just a few of the subjects we get into during our inaugural episode.

As promised, here's a link to a highly rated kid leash on Amazon. BONUS: It looks like a backpack AND has a monkey face.