Dude, I'm Just Effing Saying..!

{C}onversation... In Two Minutes: #AtoZChallenge 2016

2016-04-04T00:00:00.000-04:00

Overheard this interchange between two twenty-something year old men, on my routine train commute the other day:

Twenty-something Man #1: {bopping his head rhythmically to sounds that only he can enjoy, coming from his 'Beats' headphones} Standing over seated commuters, backpack casually slug over his shoulder. His grip on the cold steel bar helps him to steady himself against the rocking movement of the train. He's absorbed in the private world of his music.

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* Train slows and eventually come to a screeching stop. Doors open. Passengers move, purposefully, in and out of the stationary train, as if in a well-rehearsed dance. Enter - Twenty-something Man #2. Doors closed. Train lurches forward before quickly easing into a smoother ride. *

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Twenty-something Man #2: Trying desperately to get his footing, finally settling in next to Twenty-something #1.

Eyes of the two Twenty-somethings meet..... Recognition! .... Quick smile. The required well choreographed 'Manshake'

Then the following conversation ensues:

Twenty-something Man #1 {removing headphones}: Whazzup yo!?

Twenty-something Man #2: Nuttin' much my nigga!

Twenty-something Man #1: How's your peoples, man?

Twenty-something Man #2: They good. Yours?

Twenty-something Man #1: All good, Yo! On my way to this class man. Gotta get this knowledge, Yo. Last semester man. Then I'm out!
Twenty-something Man #2: Yea. *another much shorter round of 'pounds'* That's Whazzup! I finished them shits last year, Yo. Just gettin' off man. Going up the way.
Yo, this stop is mine. I'm out!

*another animated round of 'pounds'*

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* Train slows and eventually come to a screeching stop. Doors open. Passengers move, purposefully, in and out of the stationary train, as if in a well-rehearsed dance.

Exit- Twenty-something Man #2.
Train doors closed. Train lurches forward before quickly easing into a smoother ride.

*Twenty-something Man #1: {returning his headphones to their former place of rest} Bops his head rhythmically to the sounds of his private world.

{C}onversation .....

{B}adass Kids Wildin' Out!: #AtoZChallenge 2016

2016-04-02T00:00:00.000-04:00

Okay.
So here's the ish in a nutshell....
* The incident occurred on the Septa El - a Philadelphia commuter train
* Four youths (ages 6-7 years old) caught on camera verbally & physically harassing at least one passenger.

How so? -you ask....
How about:
* punching, spitting, using colorful references for male genitalia, dropping the. F-Bomb, serving up, both, the B-word AND the N-word

All while being *supervised?* by this women - the aunt of two of these rowdy imps - who did NOTHING. NADA. to stop their attacks! At one point, a passenger addressed the Aunt inquiring as to when she was going to intervene! Maybe she was using this disciplinary approach to the problem [see third intervention] *side eye*

All of the shenanigans were caught on tape and posted to the Facebook page of one of the victims. Take a look.... you're not going to believe this buffoonery!

One kid even tampered with the Emergency Equipment! WTF!

.... Auntie still did not a damned thing!
Here's a damned clue Auntie!....
Imma need you to GET TURNED UP BEE-YOTCH!!!!

Don't believe your lying eyes or deceiving ears?
Here it is again! YEP!. again!

Now I know that in today's world there's a fine line ~~very fine line~~ that defines discipline and abuse. All I know is, had I been stupid enough to try this shigg!tty when I was a seven year old, hell!!! Not only would I have taken an arse 'whopping' by the adults on the train - Yassssssss! - that would include the aunt. Once I got home! Sh!t.... it's a effin' wrap!!!!!!

So... What say you to all of this buffoonery?

*All video & pics pertaining to incident are courtesy of here*

[A]in't THIS Some Real ....... !: #AtoZChallenge 2016

2016-04-01T00:00:00.000-04:00

Had some time to catch up on some reading. Found THIS STORY from the
The Gawker
..... YASSS!!!! it IS Breaking News!!!!

The story goes something like this
..... Sometime last week in Loudin County Virginia, the CIA was performing a routine "joint training exercise" for their bomb sniffing canines. The exercise not only included these highly specialized dogs but included explosive material and a school bus. It appears that the CIA didn't do such a good job of cleaning up after themselves. You see, it was discovered that the explosives had been 'Inadvertently left' behind - in the engine compartment of the school bus!

The statement from the school district says that, the bus in question "made eight runs totaling 145 miles carrying 26 students attending Rock Ridge High School, Buffalo Trail Elementary School and Pinebrook Elementary School.”

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Now, you know like I do, that not everyone is going to be convinced that this was an awful oversight! However, the sheriff's department reassured the parents that the children were not in any real danger because the explosives were 'highly' stable.

A crock of bullsh*t! ... OR 'Sometimes dumba$$ery happens to good people'?

What say you?

Linking to AtoZChallenge 2016

Blogging From A to Z Challenge: THEME REVEAL

2016-03-21T00:00:00.000-04:00

Hey Good People,

It seems that, for a short while anyway, I was at least blogging on New Year Day. Hasn't been the case over the last few years. By all accounts it looks like I just gave up on this sh!gg!ty!!! Can't deny that I've been down right trifling with keeping up appearances in this space in my blogosphere *despite the many promises and good intentions*!

But, because I'm one super stubborn bee-yotch, I'm going to try my hand at maintaining some consistency with my posts *Side-eye !!! BIG TIME!!!*

What's got into my crawl this time to move me to ~~come from out of hiding~~ get my head out of my arse and get some of this bullsh!gg!ty off of my *proverbial* chest? I could blame it on the pathetic state of politic affairs of, both, the Democratic and Republican parties... but that's fodder for an ass-hole full of posts. I'll be getting to that tomfoolery soon enough!!!

Arguably, a good blog challenge can be just the tease that eases one back into the throws of blogging. That is exactly the case here!

I stumbled on this April blog posting challenge

and decided '.... WTF! This is great way to get my arse in gear, and start ranting again!
Need to know more about how this challenge came about & what the hell the rules are here? You'll find that good sh!t right here.

The challenge starts April 1st but, for those of us who need a little more of an incentive to *maintain some damned consistency!* the challenge has an additional component ....

Blogging With a Theme

*Click on the picture below to find out what the hell what that means!*

Right now, the question that begs to be answered is,

'What is my Effin' Theme for this challenge?'

*Effin' Drum Roll.... Puh-leeez!!*

Dude I'm Just Effing Saying's Theme for the

A to Z Challenge is .....

* '... This is What's Chapping My Arse Today!...

... An Alphabetical Trek of W.T.F. Moments ' *

Like I said, all the madness is scheduled to start on April 1st.

.... Now That Being Said....

I'll be shooting the sh!t with you Good People soon....!

Here's to a Bitchin' New Year!!!

2013-01-01T00:00:00.000-05:00

[this here sh!t straight from here]

One Hot Ass Mess!.... Again!

2012-08-20T00:00:00.000-04:00

Last year Madisyn, "Maddy" {as she is known in the world of toddler pageants} Verst, a pint-sized beauty queen hailing from Campbell, Kentucky made the cover of People Magazine with the headline "[Have We] Gone Too Far?".

The hit show Toddlers & Tiara's, shown on TLC, had for three years, successfully captured and shamelessly displayed the behind-the-scenes Conflama *{ confusion + conflict + drama = CONFLAMA} of child beauty pageants. And, just as stated in that the article, "The tantrums were extreme, and the pre-show prep of spray tanning and eyebrow waxing seemed perhaps premature for little kids".

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Over teased coiffs, excessive tanning, flippers {what!? You don't know what a fricking flipper is?} and over the top customs, shocked and appalled the viewers {who watch with baited breath to witness the finished pageantry of little girls who appear to be not 'cute', but hyper-sexualized miniatures of their parent(s')'s obvious inability to let go of their childhood dream{?}.

Maddy's mother, Lindsay Jackson, must really be dense as a stone! As if last year's buffoonery was not a call for a personal- 'ummmm... maybe I should rethink this whole child as grown-ass Barbie Doll, Dollie Parton knock-off, Pretty Woman look-alike' moment - this "I don't have a damned life of my own, so I'll exploit the sh!t out of my unsuspecting six year-old" - Bee-yotch, goes one step too f*cking far!

Yes! Them there is tits and ass on that tot! WTF!

{via::special thanx}

This past Saturday, after tossing all of the media people out of the court room {on their asses} and slapping a gag order on Jackson and a moratorium on pageantry for Maddy and her mother until further notice, the presiding Judge Weoste scheduled the hearing to resume on August 31.

The issue at hand? .... yes. you can bet it stems from those tits & ass!

Maddy's {alleged} dead-beat ass dad, Bill Verst, is suing for parental custody on the grounds that his piss-poor-ass-choice of a mother for his daughter is sexually exploiting her!

Jackson's concern:: that a ruling against her will set a precedent {yet but another "WTF- moment" in my mind} -

“If (the judge decides) that Maddy needs to live with her dad because she does pageants with me, then that opens the door for any parent to challenge anybody on activity that a kid does, period,” declared Jackson before the hearing. “We could really open up Pandora’s Box to set a precedent all over the world. What if years ago Gabby Douglas’ father said, ‘She’s not going to be a gymnast. She’s not going to move away from home and practice gymnastics because I won’t allow it,’ and he and Gabby’s mother got into a fight? We wouldn’t have gold medal winners, we wouldn’t have Miss America, we wouldn’t have Miss USA.”

Okay, Okay. I just had another "WTF"-moment"!

Thoughts?! Come on. You know you got 'em!

A Mother Gotta Get Her Dance On! {With or Through Her Children}

2012-08-16T00:00:00.000-04:00

Some days are effing Mondays! Ask Lawanda Lowery-Gale.
Lowery-Gale was stopped by Gainsville, Florida police who witnessed her Kia Van side-swipe another vehicle. Police discovered, that Lowery-Gale wasn't alone, but was being kept company by eight children (ages 10 months to 14 years of age). Six of the children were direct descendants of her ~~trifling, irresponsible~~ azz! The other two were nieces!

Slurred speech, watery-bloodshot eyes, wearing an obvious look of being 'tow up from da flo up' bought 32 year old, Lowery-Gale a set of metal bracelets. As if her poor performance on the sobriety exercises wasn't enough, the combination of a breath test, administered at the Alachua County Jail, coupled with a blood alcohol level of .166 (legal standard for DUI, in Florida, for DUI is .08) sealed the fate of this bee-yotch ~~mascquerading as a mother.~~

The Charges:

DUI, eight counts of child neglect and driving with a suspended license by the Gainesville Police Department.

Go To Jail! Directly to Jail!

.... What would make this boughetto-hooker do something so dumba$$ery!?
.....Straight from the mouth of the A$$ - "I'm going to the club"!

Just one damned question!
How can this hot, trifling mess with six kids! afford a big-screen T.V.?
Uhm just effin' sayin'!
* Here's the 'Real,Deal, Holyfield?*

NOW. THAT. BEING. SAID.
*side eye*

.... then there's the parents ~~who are hell bent on living their dream through their children~~ of these children!

**** I bring you..... {drum roll, puhhh-leazzze} ****

..... Yes! Russia has talent !

.... From The Mouths of Babes ?!

2012-08-07T05:00:00.000-04:00

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Banned by, at least, three networks, it appears that "one slip of the tongue ~~from a 'grown-up',~~ becomes the language lesson for the family".

NOW. THAT. BEING. SAID.
*side eye*

WTF!

"Popping Up and Taking Over the Place..."

2012-07-19T19:05:00.002-04:00

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This! DRAG-SH!GG!TY Ended My Untentional Sabbatical !

Rupaul move the hell over!

These beeyotches are FIE-E-E-RCE!!!

The Double Dutchess, two booty short wearing transplanted San Franciscan transvestites, are shaking things up with their 'queer anthem' - "Bucket Betch"!

.... what? Hip Hop!?...hellll naw!! ......You better say campy electro-hop!

This finger-snapping, catchy sh!gg!ty is what happens when East meets West...

In 'Frisco on August 10th? .... see MORE of these BEEYOTCHES

HAPPY HAPPY TWENTY TWELVE !!!

2012-01-01T00:01:00.010-05:00

New Beginning.

New Hope.

New Dreams.

..... don't eff it up....

Nothing Good Could Come of This....

2011-09-19T00:00:00.000-04:00

....... Uhm just saying'.....

{via::special thanx}

What's next? Tits & Arses!?

Happy 2011!!!

2011-01-01T00:01:00.006-05:00

Thank You All for an awesome 2010!

Here's to an Awesome Effing 2011!!

You're going to need a chimney sweep!

2010-12-25T00:01:00.004-05:00

Oh No! Not Again!

2010-11-30T00:01:00.030-05:00

Now we've talked about this subject in another post. I just couldn't resist coming back to it.
Tell me why someone would pay to have this done?! Once we get past that dumba$$ery, there are a lot of other things that I wouldn't trust about the boug-ghetto hooker who wears these petri-dish daggers...

...like ANYTHING that comes from out of their kitchen!

I. Just. Don't. Get. It!

...thoughts???

This just about sums it up...

2010-11-29T08:38:00.000-05:00

A Little [More] Thanx-giving Cheer

2010-11-25T00:02:00.021-05:00

Dude. Have a reallllly cool Turkey!!!

...see you tomorrow...

Happy Thanx-giving!!!

2010-11-25T00:01:00.009-05:00

Dude. Don't get stuffed!

You Touched My Sh!gg!ty!!

2010-11-24T00:12:00.002-05:00

This Thanksgiving I'm giving airport security something to realllly wrap their hands around!

I found these way too cool labels that appear to allow those down-low voyuers, at the airport security check points, a sneak peek into the seedy underbelly of my packed deliciousness!

So. Maybe. If I refuse to go through that 'let me oogle you while I fantasize!' scanner, the TSA workers will feel prompted to reallllly pat me down! *sarcastic eye roll*

Happy Travels!

Post-It Note Friday!

2010-11-19T05:24:00.031-05:00

Just some random sh!gg!ty that's on my mind::

You know you want to play along! Leave your 'Post-It Note Friday' Rants in the comment section. I'll use them in a post on the blog with a link back to your blog hangout!

What do you say?
Do you want to play?

Caption...Puh-leeeeaze!

2010-11-18T09:14:00.008-05:00

...give me something to say

Don't Touch My Sh!gg!ty...

2010-11-17T00:01:00.177-05:00

After the 9/11 incident, the U.S. government lost it's mind and became a police state! Now come on, y'all! Don't act like you haven't peeped their ish since this most tragic happenin'!

Let's start with the warrantless ~~sobriety/immigration~~ check highway searches. Officers serving up routine vehicle and person searches... without reasonable/probable cause and/or consent! Can you say *loudly* "Puhhhh-lease violate my Fourth Amendment Rights" !!!!
...by the looks of this SHAT, Arizona has no problem obliging us!

The shoe removal of yesterday has been been partnered with the nonsense of full body scanning, electronic strip searches & sex organ groping! All of this under the guise of making the America public feel safe!

I have but one ~~okay, maybe more, but for now just one~~ thing to say

This smoke-screen approach to solving this bullsh!gg!ty tops the DUMBA$$ERY LIST!!

I don't want to FEEL SAFE!....I want to BE SAFE!!!

NOW. THAT. BEING. SAID.

*side eye*

In The Real World Where The Rest of Us Live....

...if we publically pawed & undressed an underage child, our azzes would be roped & hog-tied to a prison wall!, mandated to keep our local neighborhood registry updated about our dumba$$ behavior...

...remember to register on the very public, sex- offender's list! Stay away from your local daycare centers & elementary schools! And by all means, no passing out candy on Halloween!!!!

...even the most drunken idiot would be beeyotch-slapped into a wall, slammed head-first onto the floor, pistol-whippedd, cuffed & tasered [tzzzzzzzhhhh] into more of a stupor courtesy of 'The Men in Blue' ...if we ~~for~~ ~~some dumba$$ reason~~ decided to grope the likes of our favorite stripper...
...leave your dollars on the floor...anything more 'hand-on' may be construed as ~~a pat down~~ fondling

...creepy guys, like Herbert, used to sit all day in a wheelchair, aimless fondling their jewels ~~as if their nastiness couldn't be peeped~~ while reminiscing about the horny days of their adolescence...

NOW...they get a second chance to live out the horny days of their adolescence...[dirty summa ma b*tches!]

...as if the average male doesn't have enough insecurities!

...the saddest thing about all of this bullsh!gg!ty!? the terrorist are probably sitting somewhere slapping their knee about this false sense of security resulting from all of this airport security SHAT!

...and the f*ckery will continue!!!...I'm certain!

The Angle's all wrong!!!

2010-11-16T17:02:00.001-05:00

This is bad. On soooooo many levels!

*blink* *blink*

What if ....

2010-11-16T00:01:00.001-05:00

....the biggest states had the highest populations?

... people's perception of you were different from yours?

...the national debt was never balanced?

... public bathrooms came with instructions?

.... pimping was for playas?

"I just want to say to the Colored Man..."

2010-11-15T00:01:00.170-05:00

Late one warm afternoon in October, on arguably, one of television’s most driest programs, a 90-year-old caller delivered an unforgettable jolt to an otherwise lifeless segment. The topic on hand was Wall Street and its role in American society. And, without so much as a warning, C-SPAN's 'Washington Journal' commentator-Robb Harleston-found himself on the end of one of the most sincerest, politely-controlled old-lady rants delivered on this side of Moms Mabley

Now, you know that something not so horribly correct was going to come hurling out of the mouth of this golden-ager, the moment that she began her call with:

“I just want to say to the colored man…”

*blink* *blink* [followed by a] *blank stare*

Suffice it to say that, if you are 'the colored man' that this 90-year-old someone is referencing at the beginning of her loaded call, you would think that all would not be good from this point on.

As the caller went on to inquire as to why 'the colors' always seem to complain; instead of being grateful for the things that white people had done for them, Harleston-always the consummate professional- remained remarkably uneffected.

[Here is the video for your lying eyes!]

[...and the script for your lying ears!]

CALLER: I’m 90 years old, and I just wanted to ask the colored man, why don’t colored people instead of saying what we did to them, why don’t they say what we did for them? They talk about the slavery, but since then, they have been given welfare, free medicine, free everything.

HARLESTON: Ma’am I think this is more of a conversation about the relationship between the administration and the people on Wall Street and not necessarily one that’s based on race.

CALLER: Oh, okay. I’m not a racist. That was my comment. Thank you.

The only thing that trumps this pugnacious, opinionated nonagenerian's comment was the tactful nonchalance; in which Harleston seamlessly ended that call.
But not before informing the caller that she was off topic.

touche'.

Post-It Note Friday!

2010-11-12T00:08:00.019-05:00

Okay, so we experienced some unseasonally warm weather this week. But tell me why it seemed that every salesperson on this green earth found it necessary to push their wares!?

I thought that they were tucked away for the season.....

Wrong! Oh So Very Wrong!

So. Here is the tongue lashing that I would have rather given them, instead of the polite banter that I dished.

There. It's off my chest!

You know you want to play along! Leave your 'Post-It Note Friday' Rants in the comment section. I'll use them in a post on the blog with a link back to your blog hangout!

What do you say? Do you want to play?