<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5342928263757832845</id><updated>2024-09-08T20:45:58.821-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Duera&#39;s Thoughts: Quotes from the Workplace</title><subtitle type='html'>Funny things said in the workplace.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5342928263757832845/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>H. I.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16553328569810875440</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5342928263757832845.post-6806043465966672359</id><published>2010-03-31T08:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-31T08:41:14.638-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy ... huh?</title><content type='html'>Sales Guy J: “Happy Friday!”                                                                                                                                  &lt;br /&gt;Employee BB: “Well happy Friday to you too!  Wait a minute… today is Thursday.”</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/feeds/6806043465966672359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/03/happy-huh.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5342928263757832845/posts/default/6806043465966672359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5342928263757832845/posts/default/6806043465966672359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/03/happy-huh.html' title='Happy ... huh?'/><author><name>H. I.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16553328569810875440</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5342928263757832845.post-2088684035032018000</id><published>2010-03-31T08:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-31T08:33:00.205-07:00</updated><title type='text'>On the issue of toilet paper:</title><content type='html'>Boss C: “Bunnies.”&lt;br /&gt;H: “Bunnies?”&lt;br /&gt;Boss C: “Yeah, that’s what you use in the forest, bunnies.”</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/feeds/2088684035032018000/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/03/on-issue-of-toilet-paper.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5342928263757832845/posts/default/2088684035032018000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5342928263757832845/posts/default/2088684035032018000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/03/on-issue-of-toilet-paper.html' title='On the issue of toilet paper:'/><author><name>H. I.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16553328569810875440</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5342928263757832845.post-7005138646579414233</id><published>2010-03-25T09:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-25T09:24:34.566-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>“You can’t leave someone in the hospital, they kill people in there!” ~Boss &quot;B&quot;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/feeds/7005138646579414233/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/03/you-cant-leave-someone-in-hospital-they.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5342928263757832845/posts/default/7005138646579414233'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5342928263757832845/posts/default/7005138646579414233'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/03/you-cant-leave-someone-in-hospital-they.html' title=''/><author><name>H. I.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16553328569810875440</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5342928263757832845.post-6428596942215576672</id><published>2010-03-25T09:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-25T09:21:29.459-07:00</updated><title type='text'>At least he warned us...</title><content type='html'>“I’m going to be a little hard to deal with for the next several days.” ~ Boss &quot;A&quot;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/feeds/6428596942215576672/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/03/at-least-he-warned-us.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5342928263757832845/posts/default/6428596942215576672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5342928263757832845/posts/default/6428596942215576672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/03/at-least-he-warned-us.html' title='At least he warned us...'/><author><name>H. I.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16553328569810875440</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5342928263757832845.post-6077770397990358541</id><published>2010-03-25T09:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-25T09:16:43.638-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Boss just wants to have fun...</title><content type='html'>“I am not having fun today.” ~ Boss &quot;B&quot;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/feeds/6077770397990358541/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/03/boss-just-wants-to-have-fun.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5342928263757832845/posts/default/6077770397990358541'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5342928263757832845/posts/default/6077770397990358541'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/03/boss-just-wants-to-have-fun.html' title='Boss just wants to have fun...'/><author><name>H. I.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16553328569810875440</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5342928263757832845.post-5562665379549541015</id><published>2010-03-25T09:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-25T09:15:13.472-07:00</updated><title type='text'>On stupid people...</title><content type='html'>“I’m pretty sure he has the IQ of a jar of mayonnaise, maybe less.”  ~ Employee &quot;B&quot;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/feeds/5562665379549541015/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/03/on-stupid-people.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5342928263757832845/posts/default/5562665379549541015'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5342928263757832845/posts/default/5562665379549541015'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://duerasthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/03/on-stupid-people.html' title='On stupid people...'/><author><name>H. 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