Dumb people annoy me

Why I can't trust the media about Covid-19 / Coronavirus?

2020-04-13T21:15:00.001+03:00

(This was intended for social media use,, because I keep hearing the same stupid things about the virus and needed to have a template so I can answer. Feel free to copy paste anything you need, if you need it).

Also I know there are many people that are in a very bad financial situation right now because of the virus, but if you can send even 10 cent via paypal it would help. Please don't send money if you have financial problems. Keep your money for you and your family.

I compiled a list of questions and answers because I am bored to keep typing the same shit. This is a first draft but I thought what the hell just upload it. Someone might find it useful.

1. Covid 19 is more deadly than the flu.

No it isn’t. Based on the stats it currently has a 0.2% in people from the age 10-39 and a 0.4% in people from the age of 40-49. After that it goes up as you age. In these percentages are included people with pre existing conditions like cancer, heart problems, auto immune diseases etc. At the same time obesity and smoking is also included.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-age-sex-demographics/

2. Yeah but these stats are still higher than the flu.

Agreed. But the problem here is that we don’t know how many people have the disease. So far we test people that are suspected to have covid19 or people that have been admitted to the hospital or have died with cononavirus. That means that the people that just stay home and ride the virus out and the people with no symptoms are not included in the cases.

Based on a recent article, in Iceland they tested 10% of the population (in random not only the people I mentioned above) and found out that from the 1600 that were positive of the virus 800 had no symptoms. That means that the denominator of how many people have the covid19 is at least double the cases we have today. That would half all the above death rates in question 1. That makes it as deadly as the normal flu.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/iceland-finds-that-half-its-citizens-with-coronavirus-have-shown-no-symptoms-2020-04-10

Another thing that makes covid19 less deadly is that the CDC stated that if someone dies WITH the virus, they die FROM the virus. That makes no sense for a simple reason. If someone has the virus and is asymptomatic (as we saw above that can be even 50% of the deaths) and dies from stage 4 cancer, classifying him as dead from Covid19 is stupid.

A good example on that is AIDS. AIDS by itself doesn’t kill you. But even the flu can kill you since you don’t have any immunity. If we classified that death as flu that means there are 0 deaths up to date for AIDS.

See the video for proof:

https://nypost.com/2020/04/07/feds-classify-all-coronavirus-patient-deaths-as-covid-19-deaths/

That drives the death rate up, up to 50% as we say above. Another thing that makes no sense is that now doctors can assign you a coronavirus death certificate even without testing you for it.

“COVID-19 should be reported on the death certificate for all decedents where the disease caused or is assumed to have caused or contributed to death. “

Again this makes no sense and is highly unscientific to do so:
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvss/coronavirus/Alert-2-New-ICD-code-introduced-for-COVID-19-deaths.pdf

Again that drives deaths up. So we can clearly see that the death rate might even be even lower than the flu. And yes it appears that it spreads more (although there is no such proof yet hence why all the death rates in the US models proved wrong).

3. If this is true why hospitals are at their limit?

That’s a great question and that’s one of the reasons for the lock down. Government across the world have not paid much attention to the increasing need for more ICUs and beds. Either due to immigration or either due to the fact that we live unhealthy lives (come on, did you wash your hands as much before? There are countries that 30% of the population doesn’t wash their hands after leaving the bathroom), or due to the fact of an aging population (see Italy), the hospitals can’t deal with illnesses not just this year but every year. Although it is easy to google for it, I did it for you:

http://archive.boston.com/news/health/articles/2009/06/15/swine_flu_arrival_overwhelmed_stockpile_of_medical_supplies/

This is from 2007:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1936949/

Just because you hear about it this year, it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen before. Overall, the CDC estimates that 12,000 and 61,000 deaths annually since 2010 can be blamed on the flu. Globally, the World Health Organization (WHO) estimates that the flu kills 290,000 to 650,000 people per year.

https://www.health.com/condition/cold-flu-sinus/how-many-people-die-of-the-flu-every-year

Blame your governments for not employing enough doctors and not buying enough ICUs. Lock downs is a way to cover their asses. Do you really think these people care so much for you that they would close down the economy to protect you? What are you? 12 years old?

4. This is bullshit. Look at Italy.

Ah yes the dot in the graph that doesn’t match the other dots but everyone is talking about it. As I mentioned Italy has the second highest percentage of elderly people in the world. If you bothered seeing any of my links before you can see that the virus is exceptionally scary (like the flu) to old people.

https://www.prb.org/countries-with-the-oldest-populations/

At the same time Northern Italy has quality of air (pollution) that can be compared with China’s. There is a direct link based on the study here:

https://impakter.com/covid-19-link-with-air-pollution-italys-and-chinas-experience/
https://projects.iq.harvard.edu/covid-pm

Again this is nothing new about Italy (as with many other countries to be honest) This is an article investigating excess mortality in Italy for the periods of 2013/14-2016-17. More than 68,000 deaths attributable to flu epidemics were estimated in the study period. Italy showed a higher influenza attributable excess mortality compared to other European countries. especially in the elderly.

https://www.ijidonline.com/article/S1201-9712(19)30328-5/fulltext

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/31401203

Would you look at that. This has happened before. How come the media didn’t tell us about it? That’s rhetorical of course. How come you didn’t see army trucks carrying dead or cemeteries not having enough space back then? Just because something the media doesn’t show you, it doesn’t mean it is non existent.

Finally look at this:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/99-of-those-who-died-from-virus-had-other-illness-italy-says

“More than 99% of Italy’s coronavirus fatalities were people who suffered from previous medical conditions, according to a study by the country’s national health authority. “

And also look at this:
https://off-guardian.org/2020/03/23/italy-only-12-of-covid19-deaths-list-covid19-as-cause/

in Italy, Covid-19 is listed as the cause of death even if a patient was already ill and died from a combination of illnesses. “Only 12 per cent of death certificates have shown a direct causality from coronavirus,” said the scientific adviser to Italy’s minister of health last week.

So take the number of deaths in Italy and reduce it to 12%. See how this dot falls in line with the other dots?

5. What about the Hart Island in NY? The cemeteries are full and they have to bury the dead there.

Seriously if you search for Hart Island the first result you get is this:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/10/nyregion/coronavirus-deaths-hart-island-burial.html

“A spokeswoman for Mayor Bill de Blasio said on Thursday that it was likely some coronavirus victims would be sent to Hart Island, where for 150 years New York City has buried its unclaimed dead and those whose families are too poor to afford private burials. “

THIS IS HAPPENING THE PAST 150 years!!! But again, they left that small detail out.

6. Why people test positive even after they are cured?

The tests currently used are not the best ones and if you search PCR tests wiki in Google you will find this:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4102308/

It lists the test limitations. But that has as a result that someone goes to the hospital, he is diagnosed positive in coronavirus and when his symptoms go away he takes another test that this time it says he doesn’t have the virus. He goes home and then goes back to the hospital because he doesn’t feel good. He gets tested again and he is positive.

Obviously the exit test he got was wrong and while he tested negative he was still suffering from Covid19. Once the immune system has antibodies you can’t get sick from the same disease. Your body knows how to kill the virus.

https://www.livescience.com/covid19-coronavirus-tests-false-negatives.html

7) Governments sacrifice their people for the economy.

Let me first start by saying that if you believe this you should take an economics 101 class. It will help you with all aspects of your life and especially it will help you in a way that people don’t look at you like the idiot that you are.

https://oecdobserver.org/news/archivestory.php/aid/1241/Health_and_the_economy:_A_vital_relationship_.html

By destroying the economy of a country you destroy its healthcare. Remember when I mentioned above that the politicians use the lock downs to cover their asses because the healthcare of the country sucks? Now imagine if the economy gets busted. Do you think the situation will improve? Do you think money grow on trees?

Hospitals need ICUs that cost money. Hospitals need to employ doctors and nurses that need salaries. Hospitals need medical equipment like, I don’t know… MASKS AND VENDILATORS! Also their machines need maintenance. Who do you think is gonna pay for all that?

Also forget any new drugs that fight viruses because no money means no more research and development. You wanted that cancer drug at some point right? Yeah not gonna happen.

With the lock downs how many people lost their jobs? How many people lost their businesses? Daddy government can pay for some months some welfare but to do so it needs to increase taxes. As I mentioned contrary to popular belief of people with no economic knowledge, money don’t grow on trees.

People that are young and without pre existing conditions need to go to work and protect the ones that are older and sick. This is win win.

We already have a surge of suicides because of the lock down:

Man commits suicide as he missed wife in lockdown

https://www.deccanherald.com/national/coronavirus-man-commits-suicide-as-he-missed-wife-in-lockdown-823182.html

A California teen girl died by suicide — likely while grappling with the stress caused by coronavirus lockdowns, according to reports.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/12/teen-commits-suicide-likely-over-stress-from-coronavirus-lockdown

Teen, 19, kills herself as ‘world closes in’ during coronavirus lockdown

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/25/teenager-19-kills-fears-will-stuck-inside-coronavirus-12453434

Coronavirus lockdown has led to increase in suicides, police chiefs say as fears grow that domestic violence and sex abuse are also on the up

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8192449/Coronavirus-lockdown-led-increase-suicides-police-chiefs-say.html

8) Who cares, lets stay in till this is over. Social distancing etc

The reason our species is successful is because from the early days we were able to form packs and be social so we can cover each others’ deficiencies. One will hunt, the other will cook, the other will treat the people etc etc.

Social distancing and isolation (along with a bad economy) leads to many problems. While you will save some people from Coronavirus, more will die from suicides, depression, lack of exercise and malnutrition etc.

At the same time, if we accept the findings of Iceland many of us already have the virus. Locking us up with our elderly parents and grand parents will only increase the chances that they will get infected.

At the same time snitching on each other is a great way to destroy any kind of cohesion our society has. Finally something that has helped us all these years was herd immunity. Yes it works. Yes you need to read about it to understand it. It doesn’t mean we should all go out and get sick. But given Iceland more or less we already are sick.

https://thefederalist.com/2020/04/03/why-severe-social-distancing-might-actually-result-in-more-coronavirus-deaths/

Coronavirus Lockdown Is Taking A Toll On Mental Health, Especially Among Women, Study Finds

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwalton/2020/04/08/coronavirus-lockdown-is-taking-a-toll-on-mental-health-especially-womens-study-finds/#555ad0882d1f

Teen commits suicide because of the lock down:

https://nypost.com/2020/04/12/teen-commits-suicide-likely-over-stress-from-coronavirus-lockdown/

Finally many experts and epidemiologists have spoken about our over reaction to this virus:

Montana physician Dr. Annie Bukacek discusses how COVID 19 death certificates are being manipulated:

https://youtu.be/_5wn1qs_bBk

Perspectives on the Pandemic Episode 2: In this explosive second edition of Perspectives on the Pandemic, Professor Knut Wittkowski, for twenty years head of The Rockefeller University's Department of Biostatistics, Epidemiology, and Research Design, says that social distancing and lockdown is the absolutely worst way to deal with an airborne respiratory virus. Further, he offers data to show that China and South Korea had already reached their peak number of cases when they instituted their containment measures. In other words, nature had already achieved, or nearly achieved, herd immunity:

https://youtu.be/lGC5sGdz4kg

Dr John P.A. Ioannidis is a professor of medicine and professor of epidemiology and population health, as well as professor by courtesy of biomedical data science at Stanford University School of Medicine, professor by courtesy of statistics at Stanford University School of Humanities and Sciences, and co-director of the Meta-Research Innovation Center at Stanford (METRICS) at Stanford University.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6MZy-2fcBw

Prof. Dr. med. Sucharit Bhakdi

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgjxQLDkeoa-uJu4sE0eNrg

Oxford Epidemiologist: Here’s Why That Doomsday Model Is Likely Way Off

https://www.dailywire.com/news/oxford-epidemiologist-heres-why-that-doomsday-model-is-likely-way-off

Stanford Professors: Coronavirus Death Rate Estimate Likely ‘Orders Of Magnitude Too High’

https://www.dailywire.com/news/stanford-professors-coronavirus-death-rate-estimate-likely-orders-of-magnitude-too-high

A Fiasco in the Making? As the Coronavirus Pandemic Takes Hold, We Are Making Decisions Without Reliable Data

https://www.globalresearch.ca/coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/5707168?fbclid=IwAR0Dm01ybYl7hROCeQCGjD1ZOYYUYdOeAnMUI7H2AVOplhlVCeIXspMo5Jw

Dr. Wolfgang Wodarg

https://youtu.be/XnlT3rPNUp0

Stanford Professor: Data Indicates We’re Severely Overreacting To Coronavirus

https://www.dailywire.com/news/stanford-professor-data-indicates-were-overreacting-to-coronavirus

Finally I will close with the words of Benjamin Franklin

“Any society that will give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both”

Mainstream Media and Fake News

2017-02-12T01:42:00.000+02:00

I think there was never a media narrative so outrageous and against free speech than the one about "fake news". When they lost the elections by smearing Trump in any way possible, they realized that they can't control the internet with propaganda like they did with the TV and radio. Most of us can actually double check and fact check (politico and snopes are so left leaning you can more or less say they are faker than fake news) the info out there. Many liberals and center left people like myself was tired of listening to Hillary's identity politics, the whole "well she is not great but better than Trump" or "yes sure she has many scandals but Trump said the f word" and finally something that disqualifies you as a candidate like this:

Ignore the dramatic take and concentrate on what she says and what the US general at the end says. So I am like "Hillary... yeah... no". I don't really fancy getting involved in WW3 while the aliens laugh at our stupidity. I said as a joke in the past that in another time line Hillary won and Trump and his cabinet came back to the past to prevent her from becoming the president and start WW3 that would wipe us out.

So of course the media spin the story as to "Would you trust Trump with the nuclear codes?". I wouldn't trust Hillary with my dirty laundry let alone the nuke codes. So Trump and the right embraced the term and started throwing it back to the media. It was hilarious. That was the MSM self destruct with the term they invented. If people don't research you cannot come and say "hey we ll research for you". That's censoring the other side. Everybody has an agenda. I wouldn't trust anyone to tell me what's going on unless I research it myself. Remember the polls?

Now the same MSM hold polls saying nobody likes or agrees with Trump and many non issues. We are supposed to believe any of these with your credibility destroyed? What happened as I said earlier is many people that had at least 3 brain cells working got turned off by the left and moved to the right. Liberals are on the right nowadays. Dave Rubin? on the right. Sargon of Akkad? on the right. Many youtubers that used to hate the right are now there. Kinda obvious why if you ask me. Also the whole war about white males being the devil... Good job alienating everyone.

There is so much I can say about instances the MSM fucked up so I will just post them here since I tend to post them all the time on facebook. Take a look at them and ask yourselves. Why we even watch these people?

Remember when the media kept exposing Hillary and her lies? oh wait...

Also remember the whole golden shower thing with buzzfeed and CNN? Search google with this: "buzzfeed gets trolled by 4chan". You know most of what the media say is bullshit. Reporting like this: "anonymous sources, people say, allegedly, intel, etc" when no one is taking the blame or responsibility I am sorry but I cannot believe you. That's like saying my cousin's mom heard from her friend's father, that the daughter of the mailman said that his ex was cheating on him with his ex's bf when... and so on. Be smart about it. News is not gossip. You have (at least for now) google and myriad of other search machines where you can research everything you hear and read. Use it.

"Dear White people" By Netflix

2017-02-09T02:54:00.001+02:00

Seriously what the fucking fuck? "Dear White people"? Didn't MTV pull that shit like a month ago and decided to take down the video because it got so many down votes and people in comments were flaming it? Now Netflix wants to put out an original series showing how all white people are racists... How does that even work? How this is not hate speech? Yes some white people are racists, yes some black people are racists, yes some asian people are racists... People from all races have individuals that are racists.

1629 upvotes/25.939 downvotes

When did it become the norm to blame white people about every single thing? Even black people on the youtube video of the series are like "WTF is this bullshit?". Can you imagine the backlash if the series was names "Dear black people"? The media would talk about it for the next decade. Can you believe the mentally disabled person that was tortured like a month ago by four black people, seeing this garbage? I 'd sue Netflix so hard I d make them pay me for 10 generations.

Don't they understand this is doing nothing for race relations and it takes us back decades? Normalizing that white people are to blame for everything will make black people stop trying to get highschool degrees and get out of the poor neighborhoods (which Democrats want them to stay so they can get votes so the people will keep getting welfare) and just blame white people for their situation. For a quick comparison Asians are a minority with less people in the US than black people and in average they get more degrees than white people and get paid also more. Soooo... Keeping down just one race is kinda hard.

If I am not mistake in Chicago when Obama was the president, they had a black mayor and a black police chief... So how is it possible to have 3 black people in power and white people keeping you down? Black people are 13% of the population and commit around 40+% of the crime. More black people die from other black people. How shows like that don't incite violence against white people? People nowadays can't go out wearing MAGA hats because the media normalized violence against Trump supporters.

Even if someone is racist as long as he doesn't act based on his racism or he doesn't speak to you in a rude way, you can't and shouldn't do anything to them. You can't punish ideas. Because when you make him a victim he will be able to blame you for his racism and people will follow him/her and retaliate against you. You can't just use violence for ideas and opinions someone holds.

Most black people I know, know all these shit because they are common sense. So Netflix I am sorry but even though you put lately some good shows, I will un-subscribe from your service. You can't shit on your customers and expect them to just take it. Like the left even from a logical stand point when your viewers/voters are the majority white people, you can't just tell them to fuck off.

the dindunuffins

Finally I want to address the main protagonists of this "white people are what's evil in this world". You friggin idiots, yes I am talking to you guilt ridden white people of the left. Stop hating yourselves and your race. It's mostly white people from the left hating on white people and not blacks. BLM supporters are mostly whites and not blacks. If you don't like the west go and live to Africa or the Middle East. Let me know how that goes. Go visit a psychiatrist or something. Stop with this bullshit.

PS. Some people tell me that I don't post sources and this is my answer: You need to learn to research and double check everyone's claims. Be it your party or the oppositions, people you like and you don't like. This is the reason the fake news narrative came up in the first place. Because people just chew whatever the media feeds them without checking the facts. Use Google and do your research. Find left and right media claims and the truth will be obvious to you. Truth is what you should put first. Not parties, teams, race etc.

PS2. Please share and like my blog so I can continue to post daily updates. Thanks for your support.

Democrats, the Electoral College and the Russians

2017-02-07T23:40:00.003+02:00

Let's say we play Chess. We have agreed to the rules before hand and in the past, players all over the world have won and lost games based on these rules. But this time I have 5 pieces remaining on the board and you have 8. In a stroke of luck and skill I manage to trap your king and I win. Every reasonable player would admit his loss. Grand masters all over the world and throughout the history have played this game and can't argue when they lose because in chess you can't cheat. Yet somehow you argue that the rules are stupid and since you had 8 chess pieces you should be the one that won...

Welcome to the current year ladies and gentlemen... The left after losing the election now blame the electoral college even months after their loss. The popular vote they say is the way to go. Yet I know at least 3 other presidents that won the same way. Bush, Hayes and Harrison. In all these cases Democrats won the next elections but somehow forgot to address the issue with the electoral college. In other words changing the rules. Yet they do like to complain about it. Now they say it must be abolished... But is that a good thing? And why Republicans tend to lose the popular vote. Me being an ex left center and ex democrat wanted to investigate it. Because let's face it I prefer the truth over a political affiliation. Even if Trump did Tweet in the past about the disaster the electoral college is he wasn't a politician back then but Hillary also didn't support gay marriage in the past so... Call it a draw?

First you need to understand why the Electoral college is needed. The United states has the size of more or less a continent. See Australia or Europe for example. Every state is more or less a small country. New York's citizens have other needs, and Kansas has other needs. The people living in these places have different jobs and when they want something it rarely is the same as the people in other states. Given how people tend to live in big cities in the coast that makes the states in the middle obsolete in their minds. "What do I care what a factory worker wants and needs" is most likely what they think.

But the industries in the middle of the country is what keeps the US economy booming. Not everyone can be a real estate agent, or a wall street investor. The country needs, factory workers, coal miners, etc which are as important as the previous category for the economy of the US. These people lost many jobs in the previous 8+ years because with the TPP and NAFTA their jobs were shipped to other countries. I can mention more problems that appeared due to these issues but I think you start to get the point.

The needs of the people are not the same. The founding fathers knew that. They also knew that there would come a point in history where people will listen to demagogues (media) and won't have a clear view of the candidate they want and need. Just because a city has more citizens than a whole state that doesn't mean that the people in the city are more important.

But I hear you saying yes but more than 2+ million people voted for Hillary. Let me show you a picture to make it more clear to you. How would you like it if the blue areas in the map controlled the red areas in the map? Would it seem fair?

These are the counties of the US. Trump won 2.626 and Hillary won 487. (last time I checked at least). Does it appear more fair now to you? Because it is.

Now who are the voters and why the Republicans tend to lose the popular vote? I would love to go into a huge analysis but I bet you 'll sleep right in the middle of it so here is the pew research link with all the info you need. Given to follow my blog means you have the brain power to understand the stats, that will make you understand why Republicans lose the popular vote.

As a final note I want to add something about the media. Here is a picture of before and after the elections:

It's sad to see the media working as propaganda machines for the Democrats. At least try to be consistent. This will probably be my next post. I know I will lose followers like this but as I said truth is my priority and I won't pull punches when Trump fucks up too.

That's all from me. Take care!

Pro gun logic in a brilliant comment

2016-03-09T23:26:00.001+02:00

Honestly I don't get the whole deal with guns. Maybe my dick is above average and I don't have the need to own 500 guns just to own them. The gun nuts claim that they need guns because in the constitution it says they are useful in case the government tries to take advantage of them (lol). I bet the government with their ballistic missiles, drones and predators are afraid of your assault rifle or your handgun... This s what you look like to the government when you wield your gun:

Honestly I can make more fun of you all but I am kinda busy so here is the post and the epic comment:

Am I sad she lost her life? Of course. It's a tragedy. But the comment is epic nevertheless. Was she her fault for leaving an unattended gun with ammo in it that was not secured in the reach of her toddler? You would think so.

So till next time stay safe and try not to win more Darwin Awards... It's a shame.

Aunt doesn't like hugs I guess

2015-12-22T12:14:00.000+02:00

Since it's near Christmas I thought I d warn you to avoid hugging people before you are sure they are not psychos. This poor excuse for a human being for example:

(I don't include the page since I don't want to promote someone over someone. It doesn't matter because it's a news story not an opinion)

I do find it funny that it took 4 years for the case to be resolved. Also let's say you win. What's the point? Alienating your sorry ass from the family for I don't know how many dollars? I guess it worked out ok since now you are also alienated, with your reputation gone and with legal fees on your dumb face. Most of the times Karma doesn't win but when it does... It's fucking sweet.

I kinda feel sorry for the jury that had to go through the whole thing... I bet when they heard the case they were like "Ehm, innocent, can we go grab something to eat now and make fun of her?" Or imagine the Judge's face reading the case... "Hahahaha, man someone must be pranking me. Jack did you send that fake case? It's Hilarious! What? You didn't? It's real??? WTF?"

So if I don't write another post, have a great Christmas day and be aware of those vicious huggers. They are apparently dangerous if you are retarded. Till then:

PS. This is an old news story. It probably happened some month ago.

Facebook Page Posts

2015-12-21T04:28:00.002+02:00

Honestly the easiest way for this blog to make you laugh is Facebook posts and most of the time the comments that people make are from hilarious to "are you fucking kidding me?".

So if you wanna lose faith in humanity I will update this blog from now on with Facebook posts and comments. If you are a page that wants to take down the post let me know (although I doubt there is a law about it, forbidding me from posting a public post).

So lets start with this marvel of human ignorance:

I don't know if you are a guy or a girl reading this but if you have any experience in the dating department there are no uncomplicated people. If you think you found one you probably have no idea judging personalities or have an IQ of an amoeba. As I said in the comment (yeah thats me) there is no single guy that ever bragged about dating an uncomplicated women, because no guy ever dated one (unless she was a trans-gendered woman, with a guy brain, but that opens another can or worms). Women is universe's Rubik's cube. Looks fun, but try to solve one that has 10x10 sides and most of the time doesn't want you to solve it because it will call you a patriarchy drone that wants to enslave her or something along these lines...

Although I am against 99% of Elite Daily's posts, they are hilarious and the authors are probably trolls that just want you to start insulting them for being ignorant so they can make money from the clickbait they post.

So next time you are thinking wow she is such a mature and uncomplicated either stop the LSD and weed or check if she is so nice to you because she is cheating on you. Men have 2 modes most of the time so we are fairly uncomplicated compared to women. Hungry or Horny. So if you see us without a boner make us a sandwich and we ll love you for ever. And even then we don't understand each other mainly for reasons I will post in the future...

John Cleese Explains Why Stupid People Never Know How Stupid They Are

2014-12-30T01:27:00.000+02:00

I just saw this on 9gag and knew you 'd appreciate it!

Workplace bullying...

2013-09-02T21:45:00.000+03:00

It's kinda funny that while I had this idea of reporting here how employers take advantage of everyone under them, I live in the country where this is the norm.

Especially when the unemployment is so high and when the government favors only the big companies your boss feels like a God. Are you a professional in some field? Get ready to go buy him coffee, pay his bills or even clean his car. And this is just physical punishment. Many people report verbal abuse and even racism is the workplace.

Not to mention that you get paid once per 2-3 months half of what you were supposed to be earn in a month. If you don't like it? Well with an unemployment rate up to 27% (and that's people that have an unemployment card... many people don't even bother getting one, so that means the % is much much bigger...) someone is already out the door and about to steal your job for opening your ungrateful mouth! Of course what happens most of the time is when the company owes you a lot of money in the end it will just file for bankruptcy and there goes your money and compensation...

Another new trend is where you go for an interview and they tell you they at last hire you! You are so happy that after so many interviews and resumes you got the job... And then the boss comes and tells you that you need to be trained! Why you might ask? You already have work experience... "Yes, but not in our company". So you agree... you put your signature down and the boss tells you that the training will last 1-3 months with no pay... You are dumbfounded but hey... At least you got the job right? So the training period starts and he tells you to go to his office to talk. He isn't really happy with your performance so he fires you... Congratulations! You got psyched... You did his job for 3 months and he paid nothing for it... His fault? Hardly...

Another problem is being a woman in the workplace... Some women take advantage of it and they can climb the ladder very very fast... And as much as I might make you mad women do have it easy... Most of the time... If you are fed up with the dumb ass boss you have, you can say "fuck that I am just gonna get married and sit home (and get fat)". Men can't do that. Truth be said, man can't also wear a mini skirt or a V neck (no men, you can't wear a V neck... you know who you are!) and have their way... So the problem is mostly to other men...

As for men, of course you are creating problems for everyone. You ain't on high school anymore, pranks and bullying have no place in the office. Backstabbing and snatching promotions on the other hand... Weeeeell... In regards to men and women, while laws exist so men can't harass the woman out there, let's not forget the huge percentage of people engaging in sex in the workplace... So it's so complicated... Lawsuits after the romance breaks and also imagine how many men or women do this with that in mind. Sometimes these people are already married... So the single one wins... Yes it's called blackmail...

In all seriousness the problem starts in high school and then in college. They teach you everything except on how to not be an employee... Don't get me wrong, you need to find a job to get experience but at some point you need to do something about yourself. No one got rich by being someone else's right hand (at best). Find what you like and just start a business yourself. And don't be an ass in the end of the day. Even if you don't start something don't make other people's life miserable... I have this friend where his supervisor makes the schedule and always he never has to work in weekends while everybody else has...

Also don't ever agree to work with JUST commission... most of these sales jobs are a scam. Especially the MLM pyramid schemes. Have some dignity and stop bothering me with the "opportunity of a lifetime". There are no shortcuts to success. You either work your ass off or you beg people to join your scam. Better be a con artist... I 'll have more respect for you.

Also no one cares if you are in your period, your girlfriend cheated on you or your sex life sucks. Don't bring these to the workplace. It's very easy to spot the person that is butt hurt all the time. And in the end minimum wage is based on what people are OK with to work for. If they pay you too little don't work. And also if everyone did that the minimum wage would skyrocket. I don't care how you will live, pay a month or two with your credit card. Again if EVERYONE did it then the pay would depend on the people and not the bosses.

OK, now that I am done with my ideological crap and knowing how stupid people are I know this is never gonna happen but hey! till then make sure to complain your ass off from your couch on how the "system" is choking you while you sit in your sofa in front of the PC and you ask everyone to do a revolution for you...

And if you have actually ever worked anywhere you 'd recognize the following scene:

They take advantage of you in the workplace?

2013-06-21T18:57:00.001+03:00

So for my next post, I will need your help. I want to first say R-E-S-P-E-C-T to the people in Brazil and Turkey for going against the oppression of their government. Makes me proud to be a human being. On the other hand Greece... let's not even go there.

So what I want is for you to post in comments on in my Facebook page or message me your stories of you being take advantage in the workplace. Like unpaid extra hours, being forced to do stuff you aren't supposed to and so on. I will post them unanimously and I will only include position (law, waiting and so on) and country. So if you are up for it please let me know.

This is something that needs to get out there so people don't think all is fair and fun when you finally find a job in today's economy.

So my next post will be for all of you as a tribute for being fans for so long even when I was absent. Thank you!

BBC Documentary about stupidity

2013-06-18T15:35:00.001+03:00

I haven't watched this yet but it seems interesting. I 'll leave this here for your viewing pleasure! Seems like people realize at last the dangers of this evolutionary defect and made a documentary about it. Have fun watching it!

Atheist Census - Be counted!

2012-12-18T18:13:00.000+02:00

I haven't posted in a while because of personal reasons and lack of time but I wanted to share this:

http://www.atheistcensus.com/

Since for me the biggest stupidity is to believe in something you can't prove and then believing that it cares for you I want everyone that is an atheist to be counted. Religion is in its final days for the best of humanity. I will post more later about it.

Be smart,

Be counted,

Be the best you can be.

Comebacks to stupid people

2012-05-11T12:39:00.001+03:00

Although I have been busy I enjoy one thing the most: Amazing come backs to stupid people. I found some from the social networks and I give them to you here:

Ad placement fail

2012-04-30T23:25:00.000+03:00

Have you ever thought of synergy? I mean you can take 2 totally different elements and combine them and the result will be greater than the sum of those. Something like 1+1=3. Take the following ads for example. By themselves alone they are just some boring ads hardly worth looking at (sorry advertisers... I love you... I really do!). But put them together or in the right article... and you get this:

Take the following example:

I bet the girl that took the photo for the ad didn't sign up for this! Carrot does look like an aphrodisiac now huh? OK, stay away from the carrots till the post is over and then do whatever you want! Come back here!!!

I do like his music but still this is hilarious...

"Do it yourself, smoke and become an ad above a cigar ad!"

Two things here... How can you take obesity lightly? Pun intended... and how come on all the junk food ads you see the person in it being slimmer than everyone you have ever seen?

I will take the kitteh church any day over any other church... "The kitteh will save you!"

Black humor but I thought it was appropriate after the church joke... In case you still didn't get it. "One toddler dead, another critical after house fire" reads the title and the ad above says: "burn baby burn..." Black humor but still!

I will give you a hint: Coffee is the word you are looking for here! "Coffee might trigger first heart attack in some... here enjoy a second cup". That's something Hugh Heffner might be listening to from his bunnies haha!

No comments here... Just to avoid censorship...

Well at least in the street you see ads that are relevant with the product... In TV if you lose the punch line of the ad you don't even know what the hell they are advertising... Soon I will get a good selection of those too!

LiveScience: Incompetent people too ignorant to know it

2012-04-26T22:06:00.001+03:00

This is a study I found on the LiveScience website and it's really interesting. I will copy paste the content here but I think you should also visit their webpage.

"A growing body of psychology research shows that incompetence deprives people of the ability to recognize their own incompetence. To put it bluntly, dumb people are too dumb to know it. Similarly, unfunny people don't have a good enough sense of humor to tell.

This disconnect may be responsible for many of society's problems.

With more than a decade's worth of research, David Dunning, a psychologist at Cornell University, has demonstrated that humans find it "intrinsically difficult to get a sense of what we don't know." Whether an individual lacks competence in logical reasoning, emotional intelligence, humor or even chess abilities, the person still tends to rate his or her skills in that area as being above average.

Dunning and his colleague, Justin Kruger, formerly of Cornell and now at New York University, "have done a number of studies where we will give people a test of some area of knowledge like logical reasoning, knowledge about STDs and how to avoid them, emotional intelligence, etc. Then we determine their scores, and basically just ask them how well they think they've done," Dunning said. "We ask, 'what percentile will your performance fall in?'"

The results are uniform across all the knowledge domains: People who actually did well on the test tend to feel more confident about their performance than people who didn't do well, but only slightly. Almost everyone thinks they did better than average. "For people at the bottom who are really doing badly — those in the bottom 10^th or 15^th percentile — they think their work falls in the 60^th or 55^th percentile, so, above average," Dunning told Life's Little Mysteries. The same pattern emerges in tests of people's ability to rate the funniness of jokes, the correctness of grammar, or even their own performance in a game of chess. "People at the bottom still think they're outperforming other people.

It's not merely optimism, but rather that their total lack of expertise renders them unable to recognize their deficiency. Even when Dunning and his colleagues offer study participants a $100 reward if they can rate themselves accurately, they cannot. "They're really trying to be honest and impartial," he said.

If only we knew ourselves better. Dunning believes people's inability to assess their own knowledge is the cause of many of society's ills, including climate change denialism. "Many people don't have training in science, and so they may very well misunderstand the science. But because they don't have the knowledge to evaluate it, they don't realize how off their evaluations might be," he said.

Moreover, even if a person has come to a very logical conclusion about whether climate change is real or not based on their evaluation of the science, "they're really not in a position to evaluate the science."

Along the same lines, people who aren't talented in a given area tend not to be able to recognize the talents or good ideas of others, from co-workers to politicians. This may impede the democratic process, which relies on citizens having the capacity to identify and support the best candidate or policy.

The ultimate takeaway of the research is the reminder that you really may not be as great as you think you are. And you might not be right about the things you believe you're right about. And if you try to joke about all this, you might not come off as funny as you think."

I think it kinda states the obvious but still LiveScience is one of the great websites you should visit.

Birth Control and politics

2012-04-24T04:45:00.000+03:00

I try so hard not to mock religion and politicians basically because they do a great job doing this to themselves but this video enraged me:

The Six Dumbest Things GOP Politicians Have Said About Birth Control Recently:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DrO1cC1FgLg

Sadly since I can't search it on blogger (whoever code it, you are genius...) to embed it, because you need the link, you have to click on it. I don't know if it's ignorance, religious dogma or stupidity but these people are scaring me. And what scares me more is that they might one day be the Government.

Due to the nature of the post I don't want to enter into a debate and have to explain the obvious, watch the video and laugh... or cry.

And since I want you to be happy these will make you smile:

Finally all the people that advocate that birth control is wrong it kinda makes sense. If you know you wouldn't be alive if your parents knew they'd make a stupid son or daughter but they had you anyway then of course you want other dumb people to have 100 stupid kids.

Stupidity encouraged...

2012-04-19T23:35:00.003+03:00

Kinda makes sense in a world where stupidity is all around us, that stupid is the new smart. So now companies (and I say now very loosely since I don't know when this happened) encourage people to be stupid and they even make this an ad campaign. Take Diesel for example:

And this is called natural selection... Stupid falls off a cliff smart stays up and laughs his ass off...

I can't deny the fact that when a simple minded person sees an ad and a colorful picture with huge letters they take what it's being said as truth (which reminds me of another book that is being taken seriously for its flashy interior but anyway). Yet I think it's kinda misleading to say the least. And if I judge from how many dumb people are all over the place, they will start taking pride from it. Not to mention the kids that see this.

I am really tired of being politically correct when I talk to and about stupid people. Why should I be? I mean OK I can use sarcasm to tell someone he is an idiot without him even realizing it (True Story) but still if I call someone an idiot everyone around him will act like they are more insulted than him. I mean come on, am I the first one that calls him that?

Smart critiques, artist/creative creates... not stupid

Being politically correct to someone that is slow, because he was born this way, or to someone with Down syndrome, I do it because I want to and it's the right thing to do because he didn't have a choice. But when I hear people saying "well my kid isn't good with school, he is good with his hands" I wanna slap them around. Einstein was considered stupid in high school yet he proved to be a genius. Have you tried some rough love on your supposedly slow kid?

Being stupid is just an excuse for being lazy and with no motivation. Leave someone starving and tell him the only way he can survive is by studying and you will see how he will become smart overnight. His flee or flight response will go crazy. "I need to read bro or they will kick my ass!"

Next picture a truck passes in between these cars...

Of course it kinda makes sense why everyone encourages being stupid. As they say ignorance is a bliss. And I agree but up to a point. When someone tells me that from LA to NY it's as far as it's from Athens to Rome I can call them stupid with no regrets. And of course while I complain I find it comforting that there are so many stupid people. This is how economy works and how money are gathering upwards to the rich.

For example when you buy a smartphone just because it is "in" and costs 600 euros and then the next one comes in the market with no significant changes and you buy it again, how am I supposed to describe you? Genius? Or when you buy a pink Lamborghini? Or a lion for your personal collection? I can think of many examples don't test me...

like: "Are these mushrooms poisonous?"

"Stupid has the boobs" Who said I don't enjoy stupid people?

Most of the times on the news too!

Do I even have to comment on that? (Smart will say no, stupid will say yes...)

As for the pictures I wanted to analyze their messages but I think to someone smart they can see through their flawed logic. Which is close to the speeches many politicians make actually and since I work in the Public Relations industry I should know better... To help you a bit replace some words and search for the deeper meaning and you are there. I can't believe someone that reads my blog is not capable of that!

Angelina's right leg...

2012-04-16T20:25:00.002+03:00

Speaking of twitter in my last post someone mentioned the huge publicity that Angelina Jolie got when she wore that dress with her leg out in the 2012 Oscar nominations... They even made a twitter account named after it and it got millions of followers... Now what a right leg has to tweet, is beyond me and even beyond me is why people follow it? Maybe it's because it's so close to her vagina I 'd assume, but since yesterday (I think) she got engaged, this is a good opportunity to see some of the thousand memes that were created by it. (and mock the people for giving it more than just a look). So here is the original:

She can probably use her leg instead of an I.D. if needed... Which would prove interesting in case a policeman stops her in the middle of the street. Also looking at her pic kinda makes you stop wondering why all the women in facebook upload more pictures of themselves with almost nothing... "I will create a meme of my right under-boob! you will see!"... Aaah that's how dreams are born... Thank you Angelina for making girl's realize their purpose in life!

Also next time you go to a foreign country... try bringing a T-Shirt back... I mean come on... bringing kids in every of your trips? If you end up with 100 kids it's like they are in a foster home. Imagine 2 kids living under the same roof and it's hell for them... Let alone when they have 100 sibling... What are you trying to do repopulate Hollywood with diversity? Racism is long gone over there. We have a black (and skillful if I may add) President now! Remember how everyone said before him if we are ready for a black President? Hell we already had a dumb one. Obama was an upgrade even for the smart presidents.

Anyway as usual I tread away from subject. Here are the pictures featuring Angelina's leg. No animals, kids, humans, aliens etc were hurt in the making of these pictures... (for you sensitive ones...).

The force is strong with this leg...

Looking out of the window would be either too freaky or too funny...

She kinda needed a renovation... I mean as seriously as we take freedom these days...

I bet Da Vinci would be very proud...

A small step for Angelina, a big leap... wait what?

Brilliant...

The dark side has many legs...

Well deserved if you ask me..

This is more sexy than Angelina...

So you think you know who Darth Vader is...?

As a final note imagine how mainstream and boring the Oscars have become, along with the same celebrities every year that the people find more interesting a part of them which is in this case a leg than the whole show. If you ask who won the Oskars in 2012 thy will probably only remember this leg meme. Good job Hollywood.

The reason Twitter exists

2012-04-12T23:41:00.000+03:00

Twitter was a really great idea. People posting whatever came to thought, at all moments since the smartphones made it possible. Of course that is before the corporations and all the celebrities started posting on it shit like "Read this article", "Watch this photo", "Check the new diamond ring I bought". Well I guess you can't blame just them since all the fan boys and girls started following them.

Let's start with corporations and their favorite word "buzz". In a recent study facebook posts reach just 16% of the people on your friend list or the "facebook pages". I can't even imagine how less this is in Twitter since the spam is too much for anyone to browse after a good-night's sleep. Posting 100 tweets every day with articles is too much for anyone to process especially since they read them on the go. Remember the reason twitter became popular? It's because you share short thoughts. Not because you want someone to read while driving something that probably he would have searched on his own if he was really interested in the subject.

As for celebrities I don't get why people would wanna follow someone that you don't even know if he uses his or her account him/herself or their agent/manager or even their pet. Not to mention their fan tweet accounts that post more or less what the celebrity posts. Are your lives so empty? And don't even get me started about Angelina's leg. I mean OK I do follow a couple of celebrities like Will Smith and Dita Von Teese because first Will Smith is friggin awesome actor/singer/human being and Dita... well she is awesome in other ways.

Now some photos I found about twitter which are pretty much self explanatory. My final remark about social networks is that you need to use them for what they are. Finding new people to fuck. fuck with, keep contacts with old friends, enemies, gloat, see if you can reach the max friends you can have, add people you don't like and finally:

Bill always says it how it is.
Also twitter fixed a long awaited problem for men. The answer to women's question:

Proof why social networks exist:

I am kinda happy with my generation to be honest. Our parents know jack about technology. At best some farmville or some games on facebook. But I suspect my generation will probably be a pain in the ass for our kids, since we are all technology savvy. (mostly because they made it so accessible and easy... not because we are smart).

If you ask yourself why all the social networks try to fish your personal information, I think the answer lies to the simple fact that they were made by God. The dude said he will be watching every single one of us when we were like 1.000.000 in population. Now we are friggin 7 billion so cut the man some slack. When judgement day comes he will hold a tablet with all the social networks and judge you by what you have posted.... True Story... I saw this in a vision so it must be legit right?

I love twitter because sometimes you see smart posts like this:

Yet the posts I see most of the time is like this:

So tweet away! I have to send twitter an e-mail asking them to implement a filter or hash-tag that you search posts by the person's IQ... It will make my life much easier.

Sluts and studs

2012-04-09T00:34:00.000+03:00

I will shed light to this old question with my flawless logic and with the help of some smart people. How many times have you heard a a woman complain that the world is not fair to women and how when a man has sex with many women is called a stud and how when a woman has sex with a lot of men is a slut. But before I go there I have to intervene on the whole slut thing.

I have no idea why men complain about how all women are sluts and how life is unfair and so on. First off the men that say that all women are sluts are the same men that don't get any. Which is counter intuitive because the whole notion of a woman being a slut is she sleeps with everyone. Now how this is bad or men I have no clue. Considering you don't look for a wife of course. So if women sleep with everyone why the people that call them sluts don't get laid? Either shut up and enjoy it or shut up and look at the whole issues as it is. Meaning? Some women are sluts, some are gold diggers and some are normal girls. Others with a crazed sex drive and others with a less crazed one... (It still remains crazed though... spank me daddy, or cuff me, and so on fall on this category... right girls?)

Same as men. Some don't get laid, some do, some are stupid, some are gay and some are goodnighters:

So how this works for men? Same as with everything else in life. The 80/20 rule applies here too. 20% of men lay the 80% of the women out there. For example I had my fair share of women... and to be honest I think I also had other men's fair share for the matter. A man has all the weight of the interaction since he is the one approaching and taking charge. Meaning 10 minutes from when you approach you will be the one doing all the talk since beautiful women are used of men hitting on them. If you have some game you will go a long way. If you don't you will go back to your friends saying "I didn't like her that much any way" or "she is a bitch". I bet the "Your dress would look great on my bedroom floor" line didn't do the job right...

So for a man to get a girl in a club or wherever is an actual feat, contrary to what Hollywood and some women have us believe. The nerdy or nice guy rarely get the girl. At least not until the first makes lots of money and the second till the woman has had enough of the bad boys and needs a nice guy to settle down with. That's why the pick up industry is booming, Thousands of men ready to spend thousand of dollars to learn how to pick up women. So when I hear a woman say "why women are called sluts when they have sex with lots of men" this comes to mind:

No idea why the image is so small but anyway the point is that it's easy to be a slut. It's hard to be a stud. To be a stud you need to be witty, charming, well dressed, have nice shoes and a fake job. To be a slut... you just need to be there. So when you say why men and women, that have completely different roles, in life are not equal in this aspect and many more is like saying it's unfair that Jaguars can run faster than humans. Well same thing.

And as a friend once said "Women and men dynamics are like keys and locks. If a key can unlock a lot of locks, it's a master key or a useful one. Now if a lock can be opened by many keys... it's probably a shitty lock." If you wanna argue about why this is unfair you are a retard. Same with how men should stop complaining how women have it easy. They don't. They have to go out and fend of the men that keep saying dumb shit to them all night. That's the reason they become "bitches" because you are probably one of the many. If you can prove otherwise then you have some chances to score.

On the other hand as I already said, women stop asking for equality, because you are the ones that will lose more than what you will gain. So bottom line, a worthy feat has a worthy title and a non worthy has a non worthy title. Simple as that. And as for sluts, this blog loves them! <3

Twilight sucks (part 2)

2012-04-03T16:25:00.000+03:00

So what was this movie about again?

Ah yes. Some of the many paraphilias of those wonderful books. Which we reach the conclusion that the woman that wrote it (Again mentioning her gives her credit and I don't wanna do that, I am evil like that) is clearly against the environment because all the paper that got used to have the books printed could have been used in more useful ways. Like toilet paper for example... Which is an expensive way to actually use the books in case someone offers it to you as a gift. Again I have to inquire the kind of person you are so that your friends will think that you will enjoy those books... On the other hand it's a great practical joke for a party! "Hey bro look what I got you! The books you asked me to buy you!". Epic win to humiliate someone!

Again I always thought that Vampires had some logical fails concerning their myth... And here is one of these:

Blame Google image properties for the size of the image...

So anyway this was a great scene. I honestly thought I was watching a comedy or a parody. What kind of romantic plot includes a guy and a girl sitting next to each other and the guy is covering his nose because the girl's blood smell is too much for the Vampire... And ok let's go with it... After this scene is over suddenly her smell doesn't bother him? Not to mention, to the girl, having a guy covering his nose because she supposedly smells bad is a reason to fall for him... Next time I will go to a club I 'll sit next to an attractive girl and repeat the same scene... Chances are I won't be able to write this blog for some time, since the girl will probably attack me for making fun of her.

A more realistic version of the same scene...

Again as my roommate tells me, every 2 pages in the books we have the same description of Sparkle's body and some chapter's later Doggie's body. More or less I think the whole story could have been fitted in a 4 pages booklet but that's just me... Guess what word we never hear in a Vampire story? Fangs... Exactly, friggin books with Vampires (again supposedly) and we never get a description of their fangs. Which kinda makes you wonder how someone that has no idea about the legend knows how Vampires drink blood...

On the other hand don't get me wrong. If you think I hate Twilight, the guy that hates it the most (but her he got paid at least to be a part of it) is... *drumroll* Rob Pattinson and this is pretty obvious from all his interviews. For example:

So Sparkles = Lame, Pattinson = Cool. Just to clear up things.

If you make a search you will see how much he hates it! We know we do!

One of the problems for me mocking Twilight is that it's too easy to do so. The plot (Which honestly doesn't exist) has holes all over it, the characters are at best childish and have zero development, the writing style is that of a child with dyslexia and bipolar disorder along with narcissistic disorder and if you liked it you have issues. In case you do wanna write something more successful than Twilight I have a way for you to do that:

I always want to inspire with my posts so there you have it. How to write something that will become a movie and millions of soccer moms and underage girls will love... Now if the plot was a bit better who knows it might had a chance, for example:

Still a better plot that the one in the books. "Twilight the quest of the Sparkling creatures". Since we couldn't find a name for these creatures we had our science and research department look for a name for these "creatures" but here is the result:

Even Stephen King in an interview said that the Twilight author couldn't write a word worth a darn. So if you have her books here is what to do with them... I am done!

Twilight sucks (part 1)

2012-03-27T23:48:00.001+03:00

I tried so hard not to make an obvious post like this but I couldn't stand the stupidity of it any more. I also have to say that I saw the first one when it came out and I was awe'd at its stupidly unimaginative script. In case you got confused it's NOT a Vampire story. I have seen many Vampire stories and not once I have seen Vampires glow in the sun. That is not a Vampire. It's more like a transvestite than anything else. Also they feed in animal blood... seriously? Cold blood killers spare humans because they are moral... Oook... I don't know what the chick that wrote it was smoking but please share the crack pipe.

There are so many parts I wanna comment that seemed to me like the whole movie was written by people that 1) had never been laid before, 2) they are under 14, 3) they have never seen any kind of movie before, 4) their research was puny, 5) it targeted soccer moms and girls under 16. (I could reach number 100 but you get the point hopefully).

So what the movie is all about? A 100 plus year old Vampire falls in love with a 16 year old girl... So we already have out first paraphilia. Next obviously the Vampire is retarded because after 100 years falling in love with your food is a bit weird. Especially if the 16 year old girl as the book says is average. I bet that if you had his powers you 'd go after PlayBoy models or Victoria's Secret angels. But no. As my roommate told me, in the book while the writer (you 'll excuse my term writer), describes the Vampire as someone of extreme attractiveness, it never describes the girl's appearance. Meaning any girl can put herself in the heroine's shoes.

Honestly after this movie came out many people in Hollywood were pleased because if a movie like that became a hit their script will probably be made into an epic movie, but at the same time they were like what the fuck, when producers or agents reject their scripts and choose a movie like that to be produced... What can I say my fellow humans... I am with you...

I even lost my faith to imdb... Rating: 5.3 Were you high or something? So I continue with the review (which I have to confess since I haven't watched any other parts besides the first and half of the third movie... which I was blackmailed by a girl to see and I fell asleep halfway, most of the reviews are not mine but I took them from other sites discussing how dumb this movie was).

Every girl keeps saying how romantic this movie is... Am I the only one that finds this creepy:

Then after 100 years you are still doomed to be in highschool even if you look like you are 20+. I remember a girl we had in highschool that has stayed in the same grade for like 5 years. We used to look at her like a loser not a phenomenon... Times changed I guess... Then again as my roommate informed me the 2 words you find mostly in the book are: perfect and awesome... Brilliant writing if you ask me. It sometimes help to use a dictionary to find synonyms. Then we also have the werewolves where surprise, surprise they can transform any time they want not just in a full moon... So we can easily call them pokemons and not werewolves.

Then we have a scene where the Vampires play baseball... What's the point in playing a game that has human rules when you have superpowers? Show off to Bella obviously... Next time I will take my food in a football game to impress it before I eat it... or in Twilight's version before I marry it and have sex with it. Speaking of marriage, it's funny how Natural Selection works. Since all women that like this abomination will always Edward to appear in their lives and they will obviously die alone, their stupid genes will get weeded out of the gene pool. Nice!

In the movies Bella almost dies a thousand times and the doggie and sparkles save her all the time... Seriously it's getting boring after the one hundredth time... Especially when in the first scene where a car is about to crash her (oh why it didn't?) Sparkles saves her in front of everyone... There goes the cover. Then again on the alley where let's be honest he was stalking her and he gets pissed because he can read minds... So now we don't only have ehem Vampire but X-man professor X powers?

Imagine also that while Bella is so plain and average everyone falls for her in the first 2 chapters (or so they tell me). That's weird a bit? The only part I liked it the anti-feminism message Bella sends that the man should be a man and woman should be a woman... Of course again she took it to the extreme where Sparkles and Doggie are super humans and Bella is almost useless to do anything by herself... Not to mention the parental thing where her father doesn't really give a crap about what she does...

Dumb people in the news (part 3)

2012-03-21T23:52:00.001+02:00

Honestly I think some of these are PR stunts, the journalist had no inspiration so he hired people to do something stupid or people are indeed idiots... Which if you think about it, the later seems more plausible... Again a special thanks to www.huffingtonpost.com for the news!

"George Washington Chicken Nugget: Bite-Size Shaped Like First President Sells For $8,100"

DAKOTA CITY, Neb. — Call it McWashington.

A Nebraska woman has sold a three-year-old McDonald's Chicken McNugget that resembles President George Washington for $8,100 on eBay.

Rebekah Speight of Dakota City sold the McNugget to raise money for a drive to raise $15,000 and send 50 children to summer church camp in Sioux City.

Speight says her children didn't eat the chicken during a McDonald's visit three years ago. She was about to toss it, then spotted Washington's resemblance. Speight stashed the McNugget in her freezer.

eBay had temporarily taken down the auction last month because it violated rules regulating expired food.

She later received an email saying the site was "willing to make exceptions to help your cause."

The resemblance is unmistakable... Ehm... This nugget looks exactly like .. a nugget! True Story. If not for the drive to raise the money I 'd empty my hatred to the generous people... *cough* *cough* that made this huge contribution to humankind... I mean I've never seen someone look so intensely at their food in case it looks like a celebrity... I am of to buy a hamburger... If I bite it right it might look like Lady Gaga and sell it, to make some bucks for the "Fight Stupidity LLC" I wanna create. Don't tell me it's not a noble cause?

"Dion Anthony, Memphis Cop, Allegedly Broadcast Sex Over Radio"

Here is some advice from Memphis, Tenn., Sergeant Karen Rudolph that might have saved a police officer accused of having sex in his squad car a bit of trouble:

"Anytime you communicate via a handheld or console microphone you want to remain professional."

That's what Rudolph told MyFox Memphis when asked about officer Dion Anthony, who is accused of broadcasting his on-duty sexual encounter over his police radio.

According to the station, not only could all on-duty officers hear what Anthony was allegedly doing, but so could anyone with a police scanner.

Anthony has been suspended and the audio recording has not been released.

ABC 24 in Memphis got reaction to the burgeoning scandal from local residents.

"I guess that's what they call working overtime,” quipped resident Denett Davis.

Never one to be out-snarked, Perez Hilton gave his take on his website:

"Hopefully he protected himself while serving his partner!" Hilton wrote.

Bro, seriously if you are about to have sex in the house do you leave the windows open? Do you call everyone and leave the phone open? Do you open your webcam so everyone can watch? (At least get paid to do it...). I was making fun of the dumb criminals in another post but to be fair some cops are just as stupid (every profession has them...). At least he is not as bad as this fellow:

Having sex with cows? Seriously? And then you *wink* *wink* milk them? Bring some more nuggets to buy this man a prostitute or a girlfriend... I can imagine him in a steak house crying and eating his girlfriend... OK, I will stop because I have way too many black humor jokes...

"Vibrating Tattoo Patented By Nokia Alerts Users When Phone Rings"

Finnish mobile phone developer Nokia has filed for a patent on a magnetic, vibrating tattoo or badge that alerts users when their phones are ringing.
According to the official patent filing, the apparatus would be able to detect a magnetic field and transfer a "perceivable stimulus" to users. The device could notify people about an incoming call, text or dead battery.
The Wall Street Journal obtained a copy of the patent application, which lists four inventors and a file date of Sept. 13, 2011.
The device could take different forms, including a visible tattoo, label or badge, that could be set to emit different vibration patterns -- much like customized ringtones -- to distinguish between different callers, according to the report.

Are people stupid? With so many magnetic fields your body will vibrate all the time... Not to mention the dudes with full body tattoos will go haywire... BUT I have something to suggest. And I want the patent for this. Tattoo on the clitoris or the penis or the nipples... With all the cell phones all over the place you'd break the world record on orgasms in a day, lifetime etc... Thank me later Nokia.

Famous "failures" (part 2)

2012-03-19T16:42:00.000+02:00

Again I didn't post like scheduled, but I found some news to make it up to you, so after this post in a day or so I will post them. But to our original subject, I think the only person that can stop you from realizing your dreams is you and you only. People will tell you all kinds of stuff because they don't want to see anyone climbing above them. One good example is how everyone is your friend when you tell them "I lost my job", but everyone will secretly hate you and stop hanging around you when you get a raise or a promotion, because you remind them of their shortcomings.

Life isn't fair but that is a good thing. If life was fair only the rich, handsome, smart people would have the "right" to climb the social ladder. I mean come on look at the Congress, the various politicians all around the world etc... But now it's fair game. You need to use talent and if you don't have talent, use hard work, if you don't want to work hard make some connections that will take you to where you wanna go. There is always a solution to any problem. And if not whining about it won't get you anywhere. So let's see some more people that climbed the ladder ignoring everyone else.

When he was young, he did very poorly in grade school, so poor that his teachers became clueless in improving his grades. He was the greatest English mathematician of his generation and one of the greatest scientists the world has ever known. His name was Isaac Newton.

He was turned down by Toyota Motor Corporation during a job interview as engineer after WW2. He continued to be jobless until his neighbors started buying his home made scooters. Subsequently he started his own company. His name was Honda Soichiro. His company is now the world's largest motorcycle manufacturer and one o the most profitable automakers, leaving GM and Chrysler behind.

During his childhood, he dropped out of junior high school. He was persuaded to come back and was placed in a learning disabled class. He only lasted for a month before dropping out of school forever. He has won 3 Academy Awards and ranks among the most successful filmmakers in history. His name is Steven Spielberg.

When he was a boy his teacher told him that he is too stupid to learn anything. When he set out on his own he failed 9000 times (or as he said "I found 9000 ways of how not to make one) to make the first working light bulb. He is considered one of the most prolific inventors in history holding 1,093 U.S. patents to his name. (Tesla did help a lot though). His name was Thomas Edison.

He failed the 6th grade. However that never stopped him to work harder. He strived and eventually became the Prime Minister of the Unite Kingdom during the Second World War. He is regarded as one of the most important leaders in Britain and world history. His name was Winston Churchill.

His aunt Mimi said he would never make a living playing guitar. They were turned down by a recording company who said "we don't like their sound, guitar music is on its way out". People know them today with the name The Beatles.

A failed soldier, farmer and real estate agent, at 38 years old he went to work for his father as a handyman. He did not need or want the presidency and entered the White House with considerable reluctance. His name was Ulysses S. Grant.

So i you never failed, never took chances, you never lived. Finally a video I found that will teach you one or two things. Next time someone tells you it's impossible, you can't do something, you are daydreaming and you better come down and touch the Earth again remember this video:

And this video:

And finally in a world where the people "Up there" want US stupid say no. Keep on thinking, keep yourself up and remember that if some of us didn't make the impossible possible we 'd still be in caves and think Sun is God and the earth is flat. Charlie Chaplin one of the greatest comedians in mute movies talked in the next video and all his wisdom became apparent. Till next time... Farewell.

Famous "failures" (part 1)

2012-03-13T17:40:00.002+02:00

The worse problem with people that are stupid is how they put down others with their actions and their words. If they were left to their own devices our world would have been very very different... In a bad way.

It takes a stupid person to put you down, but it takes a smart person to continue following their dreams. Here is a list of the people that bypassed people that couldn't appreciate their talent, dedication and hard work:

He did not speak till age four and did not read till age seven. He was "mentally slow, unsociable and adrift forever in foolish dreams". His parents thought he was mentally retarded. His grades in school were so poor that his teacher asked him to quit, saying "You will never amount to anything". His name was Albert Einstein. In 1921 he won the Nobel Prize in Physics. He was regarded the most important scientist of the 20th century.

He was told "Boy, who you kiddin? You can't slam no ball". He was cut from his high school basketball team, went to his house, locked himself in his room and cried. In 1992 he played summer Olympics with the original Dream Team. His name was Michael Jordan. Probably the only man that could fly.

He gave up his Medical career, his dad told him, "You care for nothing but shooting, dogs and rat catching". Even today many don't agree with him but he became the father of modern Biology and the founder of Natural Selection as means of evolution. His name was Charles Darwin.

He handled the violin awkwardly. His teacher called him "hopeless as a composer". While completely deaf he wrote five of his greatest symphonies. His name is Ludvig van Beethoven.

Disneyland was rejected by the city of Anaheim, he was bankrupt several times and said that all our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. His name was Walt Disney.

He received no more than 5 years of formal education throughout his lifetime. When he grew up, he joined politics and had 12 major failures (his sweetheart died and had a nervous breakdown) before he was elected the 16th President of the United States. His name was Abraham Lincoln.

A Harvard University dropout, started his company by buying the software technology from "someone" for only 50$ back then. He was no good in grammar, civic studies and other subjects, ignored physical training, but not because he was among these kids. He revolutionized personal computers and founded the company today known as Microsoft. His name is Bill Gates. One of the richest people in the past 10 years.

In 1947, one year into her contract, she was dropped by 20th Century Fox, because her producer thought she was unattractive and cannot act. That didn't deter her at all and she kept on going, eventually recognized by the public as the 20th century's most famous movie star, sex symbol and pop icon. Her name was Marilyn Monroe.

Can you imagine if these people had their wings cut off by the stupid people that couldn't recognize them how different OUR life would be? But there are more.... On part 2!