Dumb People Town

Maz Jobrani - Apocalypse Meow

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 08 Jul 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian, actor, and author Maz Jobrani (https://www.mazjobrani.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a man suffered "car crash level" injuries after tripping on his cat, Randy explains why a man left the scene of a crash to make it to his barbershop appointment, and Dan wants you to buy an adult lunchable in South Dakota, and so much more!

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Greg Warren - Backdoor Banking

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 01 Jul 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and podcaster Greg Warren (The Champ) stops by as Daniel describes how a proctologist is shocked to find money inside a patient, Jason explains how a child took his little sister to McDonalds for breakfast in the family car, and Randy warns against getting stuck on Mount Fuji twice in one week, and so much more!

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Henry Phillips - Oreo Speedwagon

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 Jun 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and musician Henry Phillips (https://henryphillips.com/) stops by as Daniel describes why a pool in a luxury New York City condo has been pooped in, Jason explains how a man tried to sneak an invasive species of turtle through airport security in his pants, and Randy warns against getting shot by your dog in your sleep, and so much more!

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Brooks Wheelan - Poop Not Punch

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 Jun 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian, writer, and podcaster Brooks Wheelan (Alive In Alaska) stops by as Jason goes over the list of items left in Ubers, Daniel explains a senior prank that get out of hand at a Texas high school, and Randy warns against pooping on cars (pretty simple honestly), and so much more!

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Kiran Deol - Son Of Clam

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 10 Jun 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian, actor, and writer Kiran Deol (JOYSUCK) stops by as Randy describes how a New York man lit sex toys on fire, sparking a neighborhood blaze, Daniel explains why a man pooped on wigs in a store, and Jason warns against bring cocaine to DisneyWorld, and so much more!

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Paul Scheer - My Dolphin, My Choice

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 03 Jun 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian/actor/podcaster/author Paul Scheer (Joyful Recollections Of Trauma) stops by as Randy describes a couple that is planning a dolphin-assisted birth, Jason explains why Ohio police found a raccoon in a car with a meth pipe in its mouth, and Daniel warns about betting against a man willing to get breast implants, and so much more!

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Dean Delray - Ride Or Die

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 27 May 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Dean Delray (5836) stops by as Daniel describes a woman who spends crazy sums of money of water for her spoiled dog, Randy explains why a funeral home in Albany, Australia created a truck hearse, and Jason revels in a man who led police on a chase who once caught offered the officers vodka spritzers and asked if they had fun, and so much more!

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Gareth Reynolds - Trashkansas

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 20 May 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and podcaster Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, We're Here To Help) stops by as Randy describes how an influencer defends faking her own kidnapping, Jason explains why a Kansas man wants to legalize raccoons as pets, and Daniel warns against leaving your phone open around a 2 year old, and so much more!

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Chris Sullivan - Dumb Was Us

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 13 May 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Actor Chris Sullivan (That Was Us podcast) stops by as Jason describes why a Chinese man is suing his girlfriend over a child birth simulation, Randy explains how a screaming Southwest passenger stripped naked during a mental breakdown, and Daniel warns vandalizing food delivery robots, and so much more!

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Al Madrigal - Of Unknown Origin

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 06 May 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian/actor/ATC Founder Al Madrigal stops by as Jason describes a Florida woman who was arrested after a dildo attack, Randy explains why a woman was in court for farting at her boyfriend's ex, and Daniel warns against listing your house for sale and leaving a risque sign up in the bedroom, and so much more!

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Arden Myrin - Poundland

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 29 Apr 2025 07:18:32 +0000

Comedian/actress/podcaster Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?) stops by as Randy describes why a mother demands that Poundland change their logo, Jason explains how a Florida man with an ankle monitor told police that he can't go to jail due to his curfew, and Daniel warns laying on the beach while a certain sheriff's vehicle is near, and so much more!

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Jay Mohr - Harsh Penalties

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 22 Apr 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and actor Jay Mohr (https://www.jaymohr.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a Florida man stole an ambulance in a beer-fueled rage, Daniel explains why a Florida woman told a deputy that getting arrested was on her "bucket list," and Randy warns against slicing a man's face with a Pringles can, and Jay tells an amazing Al Pacino story, and so much more!

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Mary Lynn Rajskub - Flourish In the Drama

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 15 Apr 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and actress Mary Lynn Rajskub (North Of North, 24, Mr. Show, Always Sunny, Tour dates) stops by as Daniel describes how a "Do Not Buy This House Before Talking To Me" sign ended up next to a house for sale, Randy explains how a woman was arrested for hit and run after her car hit a low-hanging tree branch, and Jason warns driving drunk while looking at naked women on FaceTime and getting stuck on train tracks, and so much more!

Asif Ali - Mr. Machete

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 08 Apr 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Star of Deli Boys on Hulu, Asif Ali, stops by as Daniel describes a soldier so drunk that he stole a double decker bus to drive home, Jason explains why a Florida man in a clown costume was arrested fro trespassing, and Randy warns that getting a tattoo of a machete on your face might make you use a machete on someone, and so much more!

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Carol Leifer - Rim Speed

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 01 Apr 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedy legend and author Carol Leifer (How To Write A Funny Speech...) stops by as Daniel describes a how an Australian couple had sex during a police pursuit, Randy explains why "Botox faces" have been banned from a UK comedy club, and Jason warns against stealing another man's dentures, and so much more!

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Luke Null - That's Fancy Nugs

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 Mar 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Luke Null (Pretty Songs, Dirty Words) stops by as Daniel describes a woman that stole a jacket that was actually a piece of art on the wall at the Picasso Museum in Paris, Randy explains why a woman was arrested at an Indiana Applebee's over an "All You Can Eat" dispute, and Jason warns against vandalizing the wrong car after a breakup, and so much more! Luke plays a song!

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Trae Crowder - Steak Tips & Takis Fire

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 Mar 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Trae Crowder (Trash Daddy, WellRed podcast on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes why a meathead attorney sparked a brawl at a wedding, Randy explains why a Massachusetts official misused funds on steak tips and a self portrait, and Jason warns against trying to burn down a house with Takis, and so much more!

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Alex Edelman - Towel House

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 Mar 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Alex Edelman (https://www.alexedelmancomedy.com/) stops by as Jason describes a wine thief dubbed "Thirsty Kirstie" indentified herself in Facebook comments, Daniel explains how a man has offered to split lottery winnings with the thieves that stole his credit card and bought the winning ticket, and Randy warns letting your child bite a soccer referee, and so much more!

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Fahim Anwar - Let Him Cook

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 04 Mar 2025 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Fahim Anwar (https://www.fahimanwar.com/) stops by as Daniel describes how a man was given a parking ticket because his car's shadow was in a disabled spot, Jason explains why a Florida man was running into mailboxes on a lawnmower, and Randy warns against throwing fish and carrots into the DMV, and so much more!

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Dana Gould - Geechy's Teeth

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 Feb 2025 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian, writer, and podcast Dana Gould (Perfectly Normal) stops by as Jason describes how owning a Cybertruck has cost one roofer his customers, Randy explains why a woman was arrested for throwing a "First Date" brick through her ex's window, and Daniel warns against pretending to be a DEA agent to get fast food discounts, and so much more!

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Dan Levy - Crimedr

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 Feb 2025 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian and writer Dan Levy stops by as Randy describes how a man claims to have set a masturbation world record, Dan explains why a taxi driver led police on a multi-state chase, and Jason warns against pouring whiskey in Holy Water, and so much more!

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Jimmy Shin - Clickbait

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 Feb 2025 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Jimmy Shin (Wok This Way) stops by Randy describes a man that stole goods, showered, and was found asleep in a firehouse: a full Goldilocks, Daniel explains why a Belgian couple has use the same 4 letters to name their kids, and Jason warns against hiding your drugs in a bag labeled "definitely not drugs," and so much more!

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Pete Holmes - Wall To Wall Carpeting

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 04 Feb 2025 08:41:28 +0000

Comedian Pete Holmes (https://peteholmes.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a typo lead a Maryland woman to be declared dead, Randy explains that a falconer was fired after posting a picture of his penis online after his implant surgery, and Daniel warns against cheating on your spouse near a traffic cam, and so much more!

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Mike Falzone - Indian Jones

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 Jan 2025 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Mike Falzone (https://mikefalzone.com/) stops by as Daniel describes how a Clearwater was arrested for stealing luggage after a family caught him wearing their clothes, Jason explains how a man dropped his phone in a donation box and the temple refuses to give it back, and Randy warns against dieting so hard that you break into a Burger King and drink used cooking oil, and so much more!

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Doug Benson - This Image Showed Up With Nudity

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 Jan 2025 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian and podcaster Doug Benson (https://douglovesmovies.com) stops by as Jason describes a cop that was watching porn as his cruiser hit a parked car, Randy explains why a bride was furious after finding out a wedding prank she pulled was real, and Daniel warns against reading police cars a little too literally, and so much more!

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Orny Adams - Hike Guru

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 Jan 2025 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Orny Adams (Podcast & Tour Dates) stops by as Daniel describes how a man got banned from all National Parks for organizing a group hike, Randy explains why a Salem man was arrested for jumping on the back of a firetruck, and Jason warns against returning a used car violently, and so much more!

Matthew Broussard - Raccoon In The Trash Bin

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 Jan 2025 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Matthew Broussard (Hyperbolic) stops by as Randy describes a woman that got stuck between 2 boulders trying to get her phone, Jason explains how 2 drunk soldiers got caught having sex in an Apache helicopter, and Daniel warns against robbing people and asking them to pinky-promise not to report it, and so much more!

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Courtney and Whitney - Hey Sis Eat This

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 31 Dec 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Courtney and Whitney from the podcast Hey Sis Eat This stop by as Randy describes how a bride's wedding dress caught on fire, Daniel lists all the strange trash left behind on New Jersey beaches, and Jason warns against asking the police to test your drugs after you've robbed someone, and so much more!

Nate DiMeo - The Memory Palace

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 Dec 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Screenwriter, podcaster, and author Nate DiMeo (The Memory Palace) stops by as Randy describes how a man ended up in a Vietnamese hospital with a live eel up his butt, Jason explains why men dressed as bears destroyed their own cars, and Daniel warns against stealing hats while on roller blades, and so much more!

Jonah Ray - Sprinkle Pool

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 Dec 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Jonah Ray stops by as Jason describes a man that claims a bag of Fritos made him burglarize cars, Randy explains how a man got severely injured at the Museum of Ice Cream, Daniel announces that the Bend, Oregon Little Caesar's lady is back after open heart surgery, and so much more!

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Katherine Blanford - Baby Axe

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 10 Dec 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Katherine Blanford (Catholic Cowgirl) stops by as Jason describes how an axe vs knife fight broke out at a Boston public library, Daniel explains how a confused traveler mistook a stranger's home for his AirBnb, and Randy warns against hitting your significant other with your car on the way to couples therapy, and so much more!

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Dave Attell, Ted Leo, and Chloe Troast - Live from the Bell House

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 03 Dec 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Live from the Bell House in Brooklyn, Dave Attell, Ted Leo, and Chloe Troast join Jason, Randy, and Daniel on stage to review some Florida men, Jason describes a couple that may have another baby so that the husband can enjoy his wife's breastmilk, Randy explains how two women took their dead boyfriend to the bank to withdraw money, and Daniel lists the things that got stuck in peoples' holes last year. Ted Leo also plays some songs!

Recorded on 8/9/24.

Rachel Bloom - Brazilian Mow

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 Nov 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Triple threat Rachel Bloom (Death, Let Me Do My Special) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman sued her former employer after she didn't receive a "farewell" card but they did and no one signed it, Randy explains a husband that was reported missing only to return with strip club charges, and Jason warns against getting a near-fatal lap dance from your housekeeper, and so much more!

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Felipe Esparza - Solar Eclipse Of The Gnards

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 Nov 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Felipe Esparza (What's Up Fool podcast and tour) stops by as Daniel describes a Sydney homeowner's ingenious solution to people peeing in his yard, Jason explains how a man stole the tow truck that was towing his truck and smashed everything in its path, and Randy warns against watching solar eclipse coverage on Mexican TV, and so much more!

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Adam Carolla - Wrong House

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 Nov 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian and podcaster Adam Carolla (Beat It Out) stops by as Jason describes how an influencer who married herself is now divorcing herself, Adam explains how he once installed a closet in the wrong person's house, and how he got into comedy and the radio, and so much more!

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Jay Chandrasekhar - This Is How I Die

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 Nov 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian, writer, actor, and director Jay Chandrasekhar stops by as Randy describes an elementary school social media post that was so insensitive several staff members were fired, Daniel explains how the same two men had to be rescued twice in the same week, and Jason warns against getting shot in the butt outside a Waffle House, and so much more!

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Chris Grace - Saab Story

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 29 Oct 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Chris Grace (As Scarlett Johansson) stops by as Daniel describes a South Bend, Indiana mystery of someone urinating in candles at Dollar Tree stores, Randy explains how a man sued the city after he crashed his work dump truck into his own car, and Jason warns against calling 9-1-1 while you're stealing a car, and so much more!

Jackie Tohn - Double Garcia

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 22 Oct 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and actress Jackie Tohn (Nobody Wants This on Netflix) stops by as Randy describes a woman who has her cancer returned after an altercation with a flight attendant over her service dog, Jason explains why two Florida men were arrested for stealing deodorant, and Daniel warns against stealing your parents' car to go to Target, and so much more!

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Matt Walsh - Murphy's Bra

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 15 Oct 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian, actor, and UCB founder (Second In Command podcast on ATC) Matt Walsh stops by as Randy describes a mom whose breasts fall out as she throws rocks at her neighbors, Daniel explains why a Michigan man's attempt to put out a fire went viral, and Jason warns that you MUST take your girlfriend to the airport, and so much more!

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Erica Rhodes - Smells Like Home

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 08 Oct 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Erica Rhodes (tour) stops by as Jason describes a nude man that crashed a car into a jail and then threw rubber snakes at police, Randy explains how a Utah couple accidentally sent their cat away with an Amazon return, and Daniel lists the strangest place that British people have admitted to eating, and so much more!

Derek Waters - Massage In A Grocery Store

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 01 Oct 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and show creator Derek Waters (Drunk History) stops by as Jason describes how a bus driver on a field trip got arrested for OWI, Randy explains how a couple got arrested over an X-rated margarita stunt goes viral, and Daniel warns against attempting a string of robberies in the same stretch of town, and so much more!

Jackie Kashian - Population Kashian

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 Sep 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and podcaster Jackie Kashian (Tour dates and The Dork Forest) stops by as Daniel describes how a homeowner near an airport dealt with a stranger's car parked in his driveway, Randy explains how a man shot himself in his sleep, and Jason warns against telling the police that you are Garth Brooks, and so much more!

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Nate Craig - Drama Police

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 Sep 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Nate Craig (Tour dates) stops by as Daniel explains how a Greek woman started setting fires so she could flirt with firemen, Jason describes why a Florida man jumped into a pond to avoid police, and Randy warns against storing stolen gerbils in your pants, and so much more!

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Jason Nash - Machete & A Michelada

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 10 Sep 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Jason Nash is back (Jason's YT) as Jason (Sklar) explains why a Florida man is worried about his reputation after pulling a gun on an Uber driver, Randy describes how a stranger was caught pooping on a neighbor's porch, and Daniel warns against robbing a bank and waiting just outside for them to bring you the money, and so much more!

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James Adomian - Whoever Smelt It Dealt It

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 03 Sep 2024 14:59:37 +0000

Comedian James Adomian (Path Of Most Resistance) stops by as Randy describes how 4 men have been charged in the theft of a satirical golden toilet in England, Daniel explains why a Halifax's Acapulco Club is selling off pieces of its sticky carpet, and Jason warns against having sex with peoples' cars, and so much more!

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Mike Glazer - Real Open Concept

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 27 Aug 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Mike Glazer (Life Rules!) stops by Jason describes a Florida man that was arrested for hurling fried chicken at his sister during an argument, Daniel explains how a Florida man disowned the drugs that were wrapped around his penis when caught by police, and Randy warns against burning down the house you're about to show as a realtor, and so much more!

Justine Marino - Criminal Mischief

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 20 Aug 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and podcaster Justine Marino (Glitter and Garbage on ATC) stops by as Jason describes why a Miami woman kicked a cop in the groin after trying to set a truck on fire, Randy explains how a naked man on drugs trespassed at a Bills Stadium construction site, and Daniel warns against coming home to find that your driveway has been stolen, and so much more!

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Gianmarco Soresi - Bemused

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 13 Aug 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Gianmarco Soresi (Tour dates) stops by Randy describes how a Missouri woman stole a fire truck and crashed into a tree, Jason explains why a man suffering from headaches had chopsticks lodged in his head, and Daniel warns against going with Avis, and so much more!

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Brad Morris - Sword People

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 06 Aug 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian, actor, writer, and podcaster Brad Morris (Business Trips on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes how a man traveled the world to retrieve stolen Air Pods, Jason explains why a Monopoly game escalated to a samurai sword fight, and Randy warns against believing you coworker is your boss on the phone and following their order to steal money, and so much more!

Megan Gailey - What'd She Do?

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 30 Jul 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and writer Megan Gailey stops by as Jason describes how a confrontation at a San Diego marina prompts a visit from Harbor Police, Randy explains why a man was banned for life from Buc-Ees for bringing an emotional support duck, and Daniel warns against getting a Tesla logo tattooed on your face and getting a DUI in a 1992 minivan, and so much more!

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Matt Braunger - Fast Food Moriarty

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 23 Jul 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Matt Braunger (Tour) stops by as Daniel explains why a flight was turned around after a flight attendant was called a waiter, Jason describes a Utah man that accidentally received a delivery driver's urine, and Randy warns against asking to marry a woman who promptly steals your car, and so much more!

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Aimee Mann - Parrot Don't Care

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 16 Jul 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Singer-songwriter Aimee Mann (Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a parrot that got stuck on a roof and then told rescuers to F-Off, Daniel explains how many bats were found in an attic, and Jason warns against giving obscene Catholic sermons, and so much more!

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Dan St. Germain - Doctor Ravioli

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 09 Jul 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Dan St. Germain (Dance Fatty Dance) stops by as Daniel describes how workers destroyed a driveway after the the client refused to pay for it, Jason explains why a woman stole a car to go to a job interview at a strip club, and Randy warns against shooting your grandson while officiating a wedding, and so much more!

Hannah Einbinder - Team Gill

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 02 Jul 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and actress Hannah Einbinder (Everything Must Go and Hacks on MAX) stops by as Randy describes a woman who is suing California after the State Parks employees deny that she saw Bigfoot, Daniel explains how a man at a Jersey Shore restaurant bit into a clam and found an expensive pearl, and Jason warns against repeatedly farting police while they search you, and so much more!

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Sophie Buddle - Pasta La Vista

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 Jun 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Sophie Buddle stops by as Randy describes a New Zealand city that's been overrun by cars blasting Celine Dion, Daniel explains why a Florida man threw pasta during a road rage incident, and Jason warns against stealing booze and burritos in front of police, and so much more!

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Eric Jackowitz - Rogue Sanchez

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 Jun 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and musician Eric Jackowitz (Wolves Of Glendale) stops by as Daniel describes a man that hijacked a front-loader and police responded with a another front-loader, Randy explains how children destroyed an expensive home, and Jason warns against texting another woman in front of your girlfriend, and so much more!

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Ian Karmel - Surrender Smoke

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 Jun 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian, podcaster, and author (T-Shirt Swim Club: Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People) stops by as Jason explains why a Florida man was forced to pay to get his tortoise back, Daniel describes a naked car crash turned into an arrest, and Randy warns against hiding in a chest of drawers to evade police, and so much more!

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Sean Jordan - Baptism By Cake

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 04 Jun 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and podcast Sean Jordan (Girl Dad on Spotify, All Fantasy Everything) stops by as Randy describes how a man's surname was deemed to rude to put on a passport, Daniel explains how a bride wants a divorce because the groom smashed wedding cake in her face, and Jason warns that the pandas at the zoo might just be dogs, and so much more!

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Bobby Moynihan - Love Bites

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 May 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Actor and improvisor Bobby Moynihan (Unfrosted on Netflix) stops by as Daniel describes a Florida man that asked to drink a beer during his arrest, Randy explains how a DIY bumper created a bomb scare, and Jason warns against receiving postcards from your former girlfriends, including ones from 60 years ago, and so much more!

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Rachel Feinstein - Big Guy Run Amuck

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 May 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Rachel Feinstein (Big Guy on Netflix) stops by as Randy describes a man that claims Elon Musk when he stole alcohol from stores, Jason explains why huskies ran wild in a Chinese mall, and Daniel tells about a World Record hair ball, and so much more!

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Andy Daly - There's No Such Thing As Ice

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 May 2024 07:55:53 +0000

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Andy Daly (Unfrosted on Netflix) stops by as Daniel explains how the wrong box of penises got delivered to a British artist, Randy describes how a Florida man crashed an excavator into a Walmart, and Jason warns against robbing banks in a wheelchair, and so much more!

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Dina Hashem - Finger Salad

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 May 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Dina Hashem (Dark Little Whispers) stops by as Daniel describes how an AirBnB host sent footage of a man having an affair on her property to his wife after he refused to pay, Jason explains that a woman sued Chopped restaurants after finding a finger in her salad, and Randy warns against calling the police over the price of crab, and so much more!

Todd Glass - Free Gas

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 30 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Todd Glass (The Event Of A Lifetime) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman used a rewards card to get free gas, Jason explains how a dad mistakenly bought a huge dinosaur statue for his son, and Randy warns against bringing meth to your schools family fun night, and so much more!

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Oscar Nunez - Became Airborne

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Actor Oscar Nunez stops by as Daniel describes how the enforcer of good driving crashes into several cars while high on drugs, Randy explains why a woman is suing Disney for a wedgie she received at their waterpark, and Jason warns against pooping into Pringles cans, and so much more!

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Andrew Youngblood - Coke On A Boat

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 16 Apr 2024 07:11:31 +0000

Comedian Andrew Youngblood (I'll Tell You This) stops by as Randy explains how a doctor was arrested after porn was shot on his yacht, Daniel describes how doctors removed bugs from a Florida man's nose, and Jason warns against throwing Oreos at your wife during an argument, and so much more!

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Neal Brennan - Truck Don't Surf

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 09 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian, director, and podcaster Neal Brennan (Crazy Good on Netflix, Blocks podcast) stops by as Daniel explains how a man drove his truck into the ocean and claims it isn't his fault, Randy describes a couple that claims a restaurant fined them for being bad parents, and Jason warns against feeding wild alligators, and so much more!

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Phil Hendrie - You Got Me Again

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 02 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Legendary radio host and comedian Phil Hendrie (Hendrie on all streamers) stops by as Daniel describes a man that got stung in the testicles by a scorpion while at a Las Vegas resort, Randy explains why an Oklahoma judge opened fire and intentionally crashed his car in Texas, and Jason warns against pulling your spouse's pants down in the town square of your Florida retirement village.

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Laurie Kilmartin - Throw Away The Plane

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 Mar 2024 07:07:50 +0000

Comedian, author, and podcaster Laurie Kilmartin stops by as Randy explains how a gun that was fired at a White Sox game was hidden in a woman's belly fat, Daniel describes a Delta flight with maggots, and Jason warns against paying for McDonald's with fentanyl covered bills, and so much more!

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Howie Mandel - Piles Of Tiles

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 Mar 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian, actor, and host Howie Mandel invites us into his studio as Randy describes a British Airways pilot who claimed he snorted cocaine off a topless woman before a flight, Daniel explains how a woman lost her insurance claim after winning a Christmas tree throwing contest, and Jason warns against eating your roommate's last Hot Pocket, and so much more!

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Kathy Griffin - Literally Her Day

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 Mar 2024 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and actress Kathy Griffin stops by as Jason explains how a 77 year old woman married herself, Randy describes how a ferry passenger got caught smuggling lizards in her bra, and Daniel warns against suing Hershey's over chocolate footballs, and so much more!

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Mike Bridenstine - Goose Is Loose

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian and author Mike Bridenstine (The Perfect Amount Of Wrong) stops by as Randy explains why an airport worker stripped naked and started doing pushups, Daniel describes a wedding shop that closed forever due to a spider, and Jason tells the story of Thomas the bisexual, polyamorous goose, and so much more!

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Brad Williams - World Of Laughter, World Of Tears

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 27 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Brad Williams (Starfish on Veeps) stops by as Daniel describes a man who claims he was kicked out of yoga and gave a girl a concussion due to his large penis, Jason explains how 2 people were banned from DisneyWorld after a fight over a photo, and Randy warns against using a drone to ruin peoples' pools, and so much more!

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Dulce Sloan - What's An Aquarium?

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 20 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian and author (Hello Friends) Dulce Sloan stops by as Randy describes why a naked Canadian man found Mounties in his bedroom and sued them for giving him a nickname, Jason warns against trying to dry a baseball field by lighting it on fire, and Daniel explains why a Florida man is suing Dunkin Donuts over a toilet explosion, and so much more!

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Bill Burr - Don't Throw Rocks At Gators

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 13 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian, actor, and director Bill Burr (also co-founder of ATC) stops by as Jason explains why a vampire dad is injecting himself with his teenaged son's blood to stay young, Daniel describes a Florida man that lost an arm to an alligator, and Randy warns against breastfeeding from your mother on your wedding day, and so much more!

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Johnny Pemberton - Marathon Bummer

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 06 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton stops by as Jason explains how a man claiming to be a time traveler threw a brick through a family's window to save them from a future event, Randy describes a Florida man that tried to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a hamster wheel, and Daniel warns against working out in the middle of the night lest you get stuck upside down on the equipment, and so much more!

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Moshe Kasher - Florida Noir

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 30 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian, podcaster, and author (Subculture Vulture) Moshe Kasher stops by as Daniel describes a Florida man who was arrested after locking himself in a Little Caesar's that he was burglarizing, Jason explains why a woman in a pink dress stole a tractor, and Randy warns about mistaking a yoga class for a mass killing, and so much more!

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Rob Huebel - Roll Of The Dice

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 23 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian and actor Rob Huebel stops by as Randy explains how tourists in Hawaii followed their GPS right into a harbor, Jason describes a Wisconsin election that was decided by a dice roll, and Daniel warns against having sex at an amusement park. and so much more!

Blair Socci - Hung Shui

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 16 Jan 2024 21:10:04 +0000

Comedian Blair Socci (Live From The Big Dog on Veeps) stops by as Randy describes a man with 2 working penises that claims women don't believe him till they see it, Jason tells about a dirt bike rider speaking out after a police chase, and Daniel warns against buying gold bars on Craigslist, and so much more!

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Nimesh Patel - Face Cakes

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 09 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Nimesh Patel stops by as Daniel describes a man whom was protesting a wedding venue and shot a firework at a helicopter that was carrying the bride and groom, Randy explains why a Pennsylvania man stole cakes with his face on it, and Jason tells about a Springfield man that demanded meat at gunpoint, and so much more!

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Chad & JT - That Snake Is Toxic

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 02 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Chad Kroeger and JT Parr (Going Deep with Chad & JT on All Things Comedy) stop by as Randy explains why a Chinese zoo has to deny that it's Sun Bear is a man in a bear suit, Daniel warns about a hiker that brought a snake home and ends up in the hospital, and Jason describes a couple left with "trust issues" after opening potato chips, and so much more!

Chris Estrada - Church Burglar

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian and actor Chris Estrada (This Fool on Hulu) stops by as Daniel describes a couple on their first date that broke into a church to play the piano, Jason explains why a court spectator was jailed for laughing at the jury during a tax fraud trial, and Randy regales about a man arrested for DUI with Boris Johnson's drivers license, and so much more!

Justin Martindale - 'Tis The Season

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Justin Martindale stops by as Randy describes a man who was arrested after throwing deli meat at police, Jason explains why a man drunkenly stole the thumb off of an ancient Chinese statue, and Daniel warns about trying to travel through time while driving, and so much more!

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Shane Torres - Bringing Sand To The Beach

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Shane Torres (Blue Eyed Mexican) stops by as Jason describes a man claiming to have a back injury posts photos of himself hanging upside down from a zipline, Daniel covers a Taco Bell employee that is suing the company after their Christmas party becomes an orgy, and Randy warns about a romantic vacation getting ruined by hotel porn, and so much more!

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Dean Delray - Dolphin Dean

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 Dec 2023 18:41:50 +0000

Comedian Dean Delray stops by as Daniel describes a wife that hired a mistress to keep her husband happy, Randy explains who "Dolphin Dave" is and that he was cited for harassing a humpback whale, and Jason tells of an escaped inmate that was caught while ordering off the McDonald's dollar menu, and so much more!

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Dan Cummins - Door Hash

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Dan Cummins (Trying To Get Better) stops by as Daniel explains why a man called police after finding marijuana in his food delivery, Randy unravels why a driver tried to switch places with his dog during a DUI stop, and Jason describes how a man posed as a policeman to see Megan Thee Stallion in concert, and so much more!

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Aparna Nancherla - Parrot Argument

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian and author Aparna Nancherla stops by as Jason explains how a man got stuck inside a public art sculpture in Edmonton, Daniel describes an SUV driving through a shopping mall, and Randy warns against arguing with your parrot while driving, and so much more!

Reggie Watts - Fear In The Community

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian and musician Reggie Watts stops by as Randy describes a woman that faked a kidnapping to hide that she dropped out college, Daniel explains how a tenant gets sued after his landlord's child jumped in his dryer cycle, and Jason warns about a man wielding a machete after his karaoke request is denied, and so much more!

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Zach Zucker - Confirm The Berm

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Zach Zucker stops by as Jason describes police arresting a nude man in a school bus with a dead deer inside, Randy explains why a group of sneaker thieves stole only right-footed shoes, and Daniel warns against letting your dogs near your winning lotto tickets, and so much more!

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Ben Roy - Rookie Witch Move

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 31 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian, actor, podcaster Ben Roy (97.9 The Rat Race on ATC, Those Who Can't) stops by as Randy describes a Catholic school counselor that lost their job after students get crystals from witches, Daniel reports about a man who rents a billboard to trade a cheese stick, and Jason warns against wearing underwear on your face as you porch pirate, and so much more!

Nate Craig - Chaotic Altercation

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Nate Craig (Live At The Green Mill on ATC's YouTube page) stops by as Daniel describes how an uninvited guest causes havoc at a funeral, Randy reports on a man thrown out a McDonald's for his barefoot lifestyle, and Jason warns against driving a backhoe to the airport, and so much more!

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Jamie Lee - Gesticulating Hand

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian, actress, and author Jamie Lee stops by as Jason describes an Indian official that drained a reservoir to retrieve his phone, Randy explains why a wedding venue owner pointed a gun at the bride & groom during their reception, and Daniel warns that there's a lawmaker that seeks to outlaw ghosting, and so much more!

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Gary Gulman - Bite, Turn, Bite Again

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 10 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and author Gary Gulman (Misfit, available now) stops by as Daniel describes a Florida teacher is accused of biting 2 students over a jar of pickles, Jason explains how a Costco cake decorating fail went viral, and Randy advocates along with a Florida woman who proposes a Sugar Daddy/Mommy appreciation day at an unrelated board meeting, and so much more!

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Dave Anthony - Moral Of The Story...

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 03 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian, writer, and podcaster (The Dollop) stops by as Daniel describes how firefighters help a proposal gone wrong, Jason laments for a man whose girlfriend won't eat anything, and Randy warns against robbing your own son at knifepoint, and so much more!

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Mike O'Brien - Shame Face Son

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 Sep 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian, writer, and podcaster Mike O'Brien (Business Trips on ATC) stops by Randy warns against taking your dad's ashes on a pub crawl, Daniel describes a pickle mobile theft, and Jason explains how a Maryland license plate accidentally advertises a Filipino online casino.

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Trae Crowder - The Proverbial Finger

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 Sep 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and author Trae Crowder (WellRed podcast on ATC, "Round Here and Over Yonder" out now) stops by as Randy agrees with a Quebec judge that ruled that giving "the finger" is a God-given right, Jason describes a GPS mistake that took a man to the Canadian border where he was arrested for drugs & money, and Daniel explains why a Montana family says cows broke into their home, and so much more!

David Wain - On The Take

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 Sep 2023 07:00:00 +0000

David Wain (The State, Wet Hot American Summer, Middle Aged Dad Jam Band) stops by as Randy explains how an exotic cat got rescued from a tree in Ohio and tested positive for cocaine, Jason warns against trying to rob a bank with a Nerf gun, and Daniel describes a runner that lost a race because his penis kept falling out, and so much more!

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Steve Furey - One Night With Grimace

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 Sep 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Steve Furey stops by as Daniel explains how a woman stabbed her husband after finding photos of him with another woman, who ended up being her younger self, Jason describes a drunken man at the T-Rex cafe at DisneyWorld that goes on a rampage and bites a sheriff's deputy, and Randy tells of a McDonald's customer that receives a bag of cash instead of food, and so much more!

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Lauren Lapkus - Mouth Of The Rat

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 29 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Actress and podcaster Lauren Lapkus (Threedom and Newcomers) stops by as Jason describes a man barging into a home, insisting that he is a ghost, Daniel ponders why an Aussie man would use his severed finger as fishing bait, and Randy warns against being attacked by an alligator right outside your front door, and so much more!

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Brandon Wardell - Fartisinal

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 22 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and actor Brandon Wardell stops by as Randy explains how a pet fish stole its owner's identity via a Nintendo Switch during a livestream, Daniel describes a mac and cheese candle that smells "horrid according" to the person who bought it, and Jason warns against posting yout police chase on TikTok after you've gotten away, and so much more!

Pax Assadi - Only Fams

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 15 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Pax Assadi stops by as Randy warns against gifting your cousin's fiance a subscription to OnlyFans, Daniel describes how a Florida man lost his pants during an hours long chase, and Jason explains why a woman destroyed a BMW over ignored texts, and so much more!

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Dan Ahdoot - Red Bull Was The Case That They Gave Me

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 08 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and author Dan Ahdoot sits in as Daniel describes a couple that blames their robbery spree on their Red Bull addiction, Jason ponders why thieves in Florida called the cops to help them move stolen goods, and Randy explains how a man ended his years long airport sign prank and more importantly how much it cost, and so much more!

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James Adomian - Chin Puppies

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 01 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian James Adomian stops by as Jason lists off items from Travelodge's UK Lost & Found, Daniel describes an Ohio woman that thinks she has audio of Bigfoot, and Randy warns against shooting squirrels near children's bedrooms, and so much more!

Dan Mintz - Unfamiliar Jeans

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 Jul 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and actor Dan Mintz (Bob's Burgers) stops by as Dan explains how a man got arrested for breaking into homes, eating their food, and wearing their clothes, Randy describes how a woman lost her internship at NASA after a Twitter fight with a member of the Space Council, and Jason warns against quitting your office job to work at McDonald's, and so much more!

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Hannah Einbinder - This Woman Has No Ally

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 Jul 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and actress Hannah Einbinder sits in as Daniel explains how a groom removed all vegan options from his wedding menu without consulting the bride and Randy tells of a missing British man in Kenya who was found alive in a pub after 4 days, and so much more!

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John Gemberling - Ghost Husband

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 Jul 2023 22:51:24 +0000

Actor and comedian John Gemberling joins us as Randy explains how a woman who is married to a ghost says he ruined their honeymoon by getting too drunk and frisky, Jason details a field trip photo that shows 6th graders pole dancing, and Daniel describes a Florida woman drunk driving a golf cart on the highway, and so much more!

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Ian Karmel - Rug Dog

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 04 Jul 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Ian Karmel (All Fantasy Everything) stops by as Jason warns about a bride that wants a silent wedding, Daniel details a woman that advertises her best friend to farmers for marriage, and Randy attempts to explains how an Aussie family made a rug of their beloved, deceased dog, and so much more!

Tom Papa - Belly Ghost

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 27 Jun 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Tom Papa (Breaking Bread on All Things Comedy) stops by as Jason explains how Sam's club gave away a woman's car, Daniel warns about a man who hasn't stopped farting in a very long time, and Randy describes a shootout outside of a Chuck E. Cheese, and so much more!

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Tim Simons - Bad Jeep: Port Of Call: Long Beach

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 20 Jun 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Tim Simons (Second In Command on All Things Comedy) stops by to hear Daniel describe a man with a Jeep grudge, Randy explains how a man on inflatable swan needs to be rescued 3 times, and Jason is incredulous at a surgery center that texted its patients that they had aggressive cancer instead of Happy New Year, and so much more!

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Zainab Johnson - The Black Female Jon Hamm

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 13 Jun 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Zainab Johnson sits in as Randy details why a woman married her step brother, Daniel explains how long a Japanese man has been driving without a license, and Jason describes a greased up man breaking into houses and jumping into pools, and so much more!

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Scott Aukerman - Science T. Ology

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 06 Jun 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang Bang The Podcast: The Book) stops by as Jason describes how a drunken man wandered into the Brewers clubhouse, Randy tells about a man threatened to call off his wedding because his fiancee wanted their dogs to marry as well, and Daniel explains how a family of four got into a knife fight, and so much more!

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Matt Walsh - Golden Hand Job

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 30 May 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Matt Walsh (of Veep & Second In Command on ATC) sits in as Jason tells of a prolific sperm donor with no sex life, Daniel describes how a tattoo got a Colorado man free Subway sandwiches for life, and Randy explains how a man with a fake DisneyWorld employee badge stole an R2D2, and so much more!

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Avital Ash - Some Woods

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 23 May 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Avital Ash joins as Jason describes how a man stole TWO cops cars during a chase, Randy tells us about a man who posed as a dead body on Tik Tok till he was cast as one on CSI, and Daniel explains how a Lamborghini SUV ended up on a roof, and so much more!

Ryan Sickler - Eggs In A Bag

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 16 May 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Ryan Sickler (Lefty's Son on YouTube) stops by as Daniel explains how a woman found a snake in a popcorn bag at grocery store, Jason tells us about a woman who was removed from multiple rollercoasters because her breasts were a safety hazard, and Randy warns against padlocking your neck to someone else in a drinking game, and so much more!

Steph Tolev - Knight Scope

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 09 May 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Steph Tolev (Steph Infection on ATC) joins us as Daniel describes a man who got his grocery rewards card tattooed on him, Jason tells us about a woman who was told by a police robot to go away as the robot sang a song, and Randy warns against shoplifting crossbows, and so much more!

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Tig Notaro - Digging Your Anus

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 02 May 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Tig Notaro sits in as Randy wonders if a woman should be upset for not being invited to her own baby shower, Daniel warns against proposing near a lake, and Jason describes a how a man really got inside himself on the way to jail, and so much more!

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Jay Larson - Flaccid Rat

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Jay Larson (Sounds Like Bruce on YouTube) joins as Daniel tells the story of an inflatable rat getting stabbed at a funeral home, Jason explains how a man in charge of Japanese heritage wrecked the country's oldest toilet, and Randy describes a man that ran from police in a Pikachu suit while riding a lawnmower, and so much more!

Paul Soter - Ann Can't Cook

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Paul Soter of Broken Lizard (Quasi on Hulu 4/20) joins as Jason warns against calling 911 over barbecue, Randy questions how an airline can claim a cockroach in a meal is actually sautéed ginger, and Daniel gets to the bottom of how a Chik-Fil-A offered it's employees food instead of pay, and so much more!

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Big Jay Oakerson - Cookie Punchin'

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Big Jay Oakerson stops by as Jason describes the worst way to react to sold out flights at the airport, Daniel explains why a grandma wanted a penis-shaped headstone on her grave, and Randy recounts the story of a man who held his family hostage and threatened them with Coldplay lyrics, and so much more!

Graham Elwood - Peanut Sherpa

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Mon, 03 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Graham Elwood (Manifest It on ATC's YouTube) sits in as Randy tells the tale of a British man who wakes up on a Thai beach naked, Daniel describes how a man pushed a peanut up Pikes Peak with his nose, and Jason warns about a VR headset that kills the user if they die in their game, and so much more!

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Jeremiah Watkins - Tot Moniker

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Jeremiah Watkins (Daddy on YouTube now) stops in as Jason tells us about a baby that got a terrible pandemic name, Daniel describes a joyride gone bad in a rare Mercedes, and Randy explains how a man can be so bored that he plants a deadly weed, and so much more!

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Neal Brennan - Jacqueline Be Henson'

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Neal Brennan joins us as Randy describes a corn theft, Daniel warns against licorice mistakes, and Jason pleads with you to not visit sex workers on your honeymoon, and so much more!

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Beth Stelling - Good Ol' Fashioned Chair Stacking

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Beth Stelling sits in while Daniel explains how a couple gets caught having sex in court, Jason tells of car thieves got arrested by stopping at McDonalds, and Randy paints a scene of a woman doing Irish folk dancing during a sobriety test, and so much more!

David Cross - Finish Me

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

David Cross sits in as Randy tells a story of a father/son Pokemon Go team turns to assault, Daniel describes an unusual robot, and Jason explains how a woman can control bees and so much more!

Kelsey Cook - Gimpin' Ain't Easy

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Kelsey Cook is here to hang as Daniel describes a gimp man on the loose in England, Randy regails about a moody airline passenger, and Jason details the best (?) way to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses, and so much more!

Jason Nash - Let Jesus Take The Whip

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Jason Nash stops by as Dan shares a story about a woman with a pitchfork and a whip outside a Publix, and Randy concludes with a couple that contaminated a town's water supply with their gender reveal and so much more!

Live From SF Sketchfest 2023 with Kyle Kinane , Robby Hoffman, & DJ Eva

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Kyle Kinane, Robby Hoffman, and DJ Eva join us live from SF Sketchfest to play a round of "Which Florida Man Are You?" (based on their birthdates), Jason tells the story of a couple who got handsy while in line for a ride, Randy explains how a scammer posed as Bret Michaels to get money, and Daniel plays a round of "What Did We Get Stuck In Ourselves in 2022?"

Rory Scovel - Born Here

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Rory Scovel sits in as Randy tells the story of a truck thief found in the trailer, Daniel explains how a throuple can involve a sex doll, and Jason concludes with a man who calls 9-1-1 on his sister over laundry, and so much more!

Al Madrigal - Monkey Island

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 31 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian/actor/Founder of All Things Comedy, Al Madrigal, is here as Randy tells the tale of a boudoir photo album lost in a divorce, Jason explains how a woman ended up superglued to a swing, and Daniel contemplates how someone tried to rob their fellow passengers on an international flight, and so much more!

Fortune Feimster - Cooking A Cheesecake

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Fortune Feimster joins as Dan regales about an inmate's escape on a bike, Randy tells of a home invasion for cheesecake, and Jason relays a story about oddly shaped cloud! And so much more!

Brian Posehn - Armless and Dangerous

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Brian Posehn stops by to listen to Randy tell of an emu and chef crimefighting team, Dan recaps a lawnmower interrupting a wedding, and Jason warns against sleeping with your mouth open! And more!

Rob Corddry - Dead Guy, P.I.

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 10 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Rob Corddry steps into the basement with Dan, Jason, and Randy for their first episode from All Things Comedy. The first story is about a man taking his morning revenge out on his ex's grave, the second is about a company that's willing to pay you to put roaches in your house, and the third is about a man on a joyride (on top of his vehicle).

Daniel, Randy, & Jason - Happy New Year!

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 03 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

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Marta Ravin - Thrown Under The Double Decker Bus

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 30 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Randy, Jason, and Daniel are joined by Marta Ravin! This weeks story is about a dog behind the wheel?!

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Hampton Yount - Faith No More Hill

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 27 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Hampton Yount comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a stolen sheriff's car. The second story is a lesson in getting what you pay for. The final story is about 2 helpful Denny's customers?

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Scott Rogowsky - Release The Eagle

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 20 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Scott Rogowsky comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a mistaken robbery. The second story is all about motherhood. The final story is a shocking surprise on a roof.

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Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 16 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

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DPT LIVE - Andrew Dismukes, Roy Wood Jr., and Max Clarke - Judgmental Dog

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 13 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome in Brooklyn! In story one, a landlord gives warning for "loud romping". In story two, a dog ends a relationship. The last story is about a "hot pursuit" in a Vegas airport... And special musical guest Max Clarke of Cut Worms!

Aimee Mann & Ted Leo - Stop That Steel

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 06 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Aimee Mann & Ted Leo come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in the city of brotherly HATE?? The second story finds an unlikely pair walking into a bar. The final story is about a real like Black Mirror episode.

Mark Ellis - Barefoot In A Sundress

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 02 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Randy, Jason, and Daniel are joined by Mark Ellis! This weeks story is about one mom's mishap in a sundress.

Byron Bowers - Spiritual Inward

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 29 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Byron Bowers comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about a getaway with the worst possible vehicle. The second story is a very happy meal. The final story is about an entrepreneur.

Lewis Black - Sex Toy Story

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 22 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Lewis Black comes back to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about teens partying too hard. The second story is a sex toy nightmare. The final story is about a man in a balloon.

Doug Fager - Can I Touch?

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 18 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Doug Fager comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a stripper in an unlikely place!

Wondery Presents: This Job Is History

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Thu, 17 Nov 2022 00:09:43 +0000

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DPT LIVE - Greg Fitzsimmons, Brad Morris, and Barry Fontenot - Red, Dead Dementia

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 15 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome in Chicago! In story one, a man squashes a world record. In story two, a man tries to hide a gun after a terrible mistake. The second story is about airdropping nudes. The last story is about the wildest way to try to poison your husband... And special musical guest Barry Fontenot!

Jillian Bell & Natalie Morales - Put Together A Pillow

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 08 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Jillian Bell & Natalie Morale comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a real life fuck festival. The second story tells the story behind one of the best head stones ever. The final story is about the worst song ever.

Kyle Newacheck - Point of No Return

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 04 Nov 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Kyle Newacheck comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is another classic tale of something inside of someone that shouldn't be there.

Kurt Braunholer - Butterfly Dick

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 01 Nov 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Kurt Braunohler comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fight over a toaster strudels that escalates way too quickly. The second story finds an unlikely surprise in someone's ear. The final story is a tattoo nightmare.

DPT LIVE - Dusty Slay, Rachel Lichtman and Grant Lee Phillips - Going To Need A Bigger Leash

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Dusty Slay and Rachel Lichtman in Nashville! In story one, a man squashes a world record. In story two, a man tries to hide a gun after a terrible mistake. The final story is about a man who thought he saw a dog... And special musical guest Grant Lee Phillips!

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Will Miles - The Al Sharpton Diet

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 21 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Will Miles comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a terrible roofing mistake.

Fabrizio Copano - Brat Princess

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Fabrizio Copano comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an Ohio-based Game of Thrones. The second story is a cautionary tale of why you should not party before your wedding. The final story is about one woman's love of pizza.

Cipha Sounds - Dr. Ravioli

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Cipha Sounds comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about twin love. The second story finds an odd surprise in the back of a woman's car. The final story is about being stabbed in the back.

Kestrin Pantera - Indecent Proposal

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 07 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Kestrin Pantera comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a major bachelor party con.

Matt Braunger - Rainbow Baby Beef

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 04 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Matt Braunger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is another game of who is the asshole - baby edition. The second story is about golf etiquette. The final story is about "hidden treasure".

Kyle Dunnigan - New Toy Yoda

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 27 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Kyle Dunnigan comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a lawsuit at Hooters. The second story is a tale of an angry man destroying art. The final story is why no one should ever go in a hot air balloon.

Justin Martindale - Chateau De McDonalds

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 23 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Justin Martindale comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a drive-thru stand off!

Patton Oswalt - A Bridge To Jar

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 20 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Patton Oswalt is back to join Randy, Jason, and Dan!

Kyle Kinane - Irish Forget

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 13 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Kyle Kinane comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about sex so good it will wipe your mind. The second story is about a dog, but not really. The final story is about the best and drunkest salesman.

Henry Kaiser - Anal Ventures

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 09 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Henry Kaiser comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is another from the someone-got-something-stuck-in-them file!

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Ali Macofsky - Wookie Mistake

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 06 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Ali Macofsky comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is all about hair, or the lack of hair. The second story follows a pregnant woman at McDonalds. The final story is about the worst place for a proposal.

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James Davis - Breaking and Delivering

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 30 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week James Davis comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the coolest(?) neighbor. The second story explores the parental desire to become grandparents. The final story is about the worst place to learn to drive.

Tim Murray - When The Ocean Meets The Sky

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 26 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Tim Murray comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is about a lost watch at Epcot that leads to bigger trouble.

Jon Gabrus - Babrus

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 23 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Jon Gabrus comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a policeman's unusual traffic stop. The second story is a car crash mess. The final story is a stolen truck inception.

Jade Catta-Preta - Impending Dog

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 16 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Jade Catta-Preta comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a name battle between baby and dog! The second story is a lesson in casino law. The final story makes a sexy mistake.

Kenny Weber - Off The Wall

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 12 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Kenny Weber comes to town to hang with Daniel, Randy and Jason. This week's story is all about why you need to tell your spouse everything.

Mike Birbiglia - Unproperly Secured Load

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 09 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Mike Birbiglia comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is every flight passenger's nightmare. The second story is all about the Big Mac. The final story pushes the limit of a u-haul.

Tom Scharpling - Get 'Em Covered

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 02 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Tom Scharpling comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a terribly placed home. The second story is all about the greatest/worst job listing. The final story is about one man's disturbance while hiding from the cops.

Sean Blair-Flannery - Functional Family

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 29 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Sean Blair-Flannery comes to town to hang with Daniel and Randy. This week's story is all about the limits of family.

Doug Benson - Throwing The Bucket

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Doug Benson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a pizza place refusing service. The second story is all about a bucket of pee. The final story is about a very helpful thief.

Trae Crowder & Drew Morgan - Flip or Flop House

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Trae Crowder & Drew Morgan come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a terrible discovery returning from vacation. The second story is about an extraordinary act. The final story is about an unexploded bomb.

David Huntsberger - The Walmart Cycle

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 15 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week David Huntsberger comes to town to hang with Daniel and Randy. This week's story is a chaotic journey through a Walmart!

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Baron Vaughn - Crying Peanut

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Baron Vaughn comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story involves everyone's favorite cocktail...molotov! The second story is a cautionary tale about who you should throw a birthday party for. The final story is a classical fell-through-the-ceiling.

Jonah Ray - Bear Caves and Beer Caves

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Jonah Ray comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an unusual wedding situation. The second story finds a terrifying creature under someones house. The final story takes place in a beer cave!

Jeffrey Baldinger - Smash and Tug

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 01 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Jeffrey Baldinger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about one man's dinner adventure.

Taylor Tomlinson - There's A Reason You're Here Tonight

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Taylor Tomlinson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a battle between a mom and her son's girlfriend. The second story finds an airline passenger with their head stuck where you would not expect. The final story is a classic fight at Beef O'Bradey's.

Paul F. Tompkins - Cinemation

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Paul F. Tompkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story finds a couple waking up to a strange dog.. The second story involves an item lost during a dentist visit. The final story is about one man's crusade against the Dublin airport.

Charles Greaves - Generational Shit

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 17 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Charles Greaves comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is possibly the most disgusting rescue ever made.

Dan Levy - Wand Police

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Dan Levy comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story warns why you should hire the right people for the job. The second story involves a wand. The final story is about a dessert thief.

Becky Robinson - Hot Nog

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Becky Robinson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a roommate squabble gone wrong. The second story tells us a fun way to threaten a cop. The final story is about the G.O.A.T. of all goats.

Amber J Lawson and Zoe Friedman - Destination Wedding

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 03 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Amber J Lawson and Zoe Friedman come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a drug fueled wedding.

Steph Tolev - If Thou Wouldst...

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 31 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Steph Tolev comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is an absolute horror show of a wedding. The second story is another classic case of something stuck in someone. The final story is a gem of a craigslist ad.

Kurt Braunohler - Asshole Silencer

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Kurt Braunohler comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is how one woman deals with a parking issue. The second story is silent and deadly. The final story is about priceless items being stolen.

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Wayne Federman - The Podcast Referee

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 20 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Wayne Federman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about marrying your cousin.

Guy Branum - A Very Holiday Orgy

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Guy Branum comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is the worst prank a parent could pull on another parent. The second story is about love in the city of New York. The final story is another tale of romance!

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Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 10 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Neal Brennan and Chris Redd. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, a man makes a wild request from the police. In story two, we ask the age of old question... what did America get stuck inside themselves...

Andrew Youngblood - Find Your Ford

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 06 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Andrew Youngblood comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a bad tattoo and the journey it has started.

Jeremiah Watkins - All The Way Up

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 03 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Jeremiah Watkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a classic break in at the zoo. The second story is about the worst possible tattoo. The final story is another tale of something stuck in someone.

Geoff Tate - Not My Baby

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 Apr 2022 13:51:30 +0000

This week Geoff Tate comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fake pregnancy. The second story is about the love of cooking. The final story is about butts!

Irene Tu - Power Bottomless Mimosas

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 22 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Irene Tu comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about possibly the most awkward fight at a Disney park.

Jay Chandrasekhar - My Name Means 'Large Penis'

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 Apr 2022 19:04:09 +0000

This week Jay Chandrasekhar comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about our new lawyer. The second story is about a robber showing is ID. The final story is one man's way of celebrating his lottery win.

Atsuko Okatsuka - Trick Jagger

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Atsuko Okatsuka comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about Mick Jagger, kind of. The second story is about the worst use of government money. The final story is a list of rejected vanity plates.

Adam Felber - You Could Do Peg

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 08 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Adam Felber comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a failed food eating challenge.

Nick Thune - Life Bits

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Nick Thune comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a big transportation mess. The second story is a little buggy. The final story is a classic flamethrower mistake.

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Tony Sam - Love Boys

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 01 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Tony Sam comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a dramatic attempt to recover someone's snow blower.

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Eddie Pepitone - All I Wanted Was Some Steak

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 29 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Eddie Pepitone comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story seems to ring a bell. The second story is about getting trapped in a store and it escalating quickly. The final story is an all-out brawl.

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Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 25 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

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Mary Lynn Rajskub - Tip of The Spear

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 22 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Mary Lynn Rajskub comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a wild claim about litter boxes in school. The second story is a painful lesson about why you shouldn't take dares. The final story is someone taking their mom's car.

Amy Miller - Chest Deep In A Creek

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 15 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

This week Amy Miller comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst surprise you can get from your parents. The second story is a classic creek story. The final story is one big accident.

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Jon Dore - The H Word

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 08 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Jon Dore comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a glittery mess. The second story is a bit TOONIE. The final story is about an impaled car.

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Zahid Dewji - Rock Hard

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 04 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Zahid Dewji comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a doozy for those that are into sounding and/or home improvements.

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Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher - Cocaine Candle

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 01 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a cautionary tale of indulgence. The second story dives into some candles. The final story is about McDonald's latest experiment.

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Dusty Slay - Not A Chance

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 22 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Dusty Slay comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a friendship ruined by steak. The second story dives into a mans plan to steal a truck. The final story is about one man's possible kink.

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Jenny Zigrino - MILF On The Shelf

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 18 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Jenny Zigrino comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is one mans revenge for not getting a job.

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Maz Jobrani - Wild Assin'

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 15 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Maz Jobrani comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a woman making trouble on a plane. The second story shows us a new weight loss technique. The final story is about a surprising challenge from an Alexa.

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Brian Simpson - Fried Snake

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 08 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Brian Simpson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in a Waffle House. The second story is a terrible, terrible date. The final story is about a surprise extra from KFC.

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Janae Burris - Pooping In Stride

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 04 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Janae Burris comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a runner's messy accomplishment.

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Ted Alexandro - The Bank Can Handle This

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 01 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Ted Alexandro comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a robber immediately returning to the scene of the crime. The second story is about one woman's love for Kwik Trip. The final story is about a very divisive soap.

Lewis Black - Empathy for A Maniac

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Lewis Black comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is how the Grinch destroyed a home. The second story is about a very sneaky snake. Final story is about one man's unfortunate resemblance to another.

John Hastings - Crocodile Rock

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 21 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week John Hastings comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is a very interesting way a woman decides to date younger men.

Patton Oswalt - Windtalkers

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Patton Oswalt comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is maybe one of the best headlines we've had. The second story is one man's big secret from his girlfriend. Final story is another unexpected object in a rectum.

Michael Ian Black - Always Snacking

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Michael Ian Black comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is the wildest apology request. The second story gets hotel guests kicked out after a bad review. Final story explains a mans reason for starting a high speed chase.

Geoff Tice - Forced and The Furious

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 07 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Geoff Tice comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a very angry grandma.

Jackie Kashian - Some Kind of Joke

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 04 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

This week Jackie Kashian comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story takes place in the best wedding location. The second story involves an unexpected freeway surprise. Final story is about a fun toy!

Moshe Kasher and Natasha Leggero - r/VaccineTruth

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a debate about a bridesmaid. The second story is a bad road trip. Final story is about a judges sentence!

Drew Lynch - Its My Birthday

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 24 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Drew Lynch comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a situation with a crocodile.

Steve Agee - Twin Labes

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Steve Agee comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a sex toy related stabbing. The second story is a very close encounter with a bear. Final story is about an odd set of twins!

Jesse Thorn - Where Are The Beers?

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 Dec 2021 10:00:00 +0000

This week Jesse Thorn comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a classic tale of man in the wall. The second story is about a serval. Final story involves beer runners without a plan.

Matt Price - Angry Calves

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 10 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Beth Stelling - We're Not Morning People

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Beth Stelling comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a true-love prison break. The second story is about the worst man. Final story is next level vodka.

Anthony Atamanuik - Just A Taste

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 30 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Anthony Atamanuik comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the most make-shift weapon possible. The second story is a big, dumb potato. Final story finds two men in the middle of a double DUI.

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Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 26 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

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Josh Adam Meyers - Under New Management

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 23 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Josh Adam Meyers comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a nasty incident at a Panera. The second story involves possibly the worst lawyer. Final story is straight out of "Arachnophobia".

Kathleen Madigan - Could Have Been A Lawyer

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 16 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Kathleen Madigan comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a bowling ball incident. The second story a woman's tries to turn in her boyfriend to the police. Final story is about the worst McDonalds customer.

Matt Lieb - Spit For Help

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 12 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Matt Lieb comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a situation with restaurant security.

Scott Aukerman - HPVMAX

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 09 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Scott Aukerman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a psychic lawsuit. The second story is a man's war on a squirrel over his truck. Final story is another lawsuit involving HPV.

Chad Daniels - Phallic Fiasco

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 02 Nov 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Chad Daniels comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is one of the worst, and unexpected, experiences you can have in a waterpark. The second story involves a usb cable being where it shouldn't be. Final story is about the worst search party ever.

Kara Klenk - Slippery When Met

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 29 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Kara Klenk comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about the dumbest way to be stuck in a tub.

Paul F. Tompkins - Ghost Ball

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Paul F. Tompkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy for a very SPOOKY episode. The first story involves a ghost in a bowling alley. The second story is an accidental stabbing. Final story is about the KFC black market.

Adam Cayton-Holland - Florida Story Inception

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Adam Cayton-Holland comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story involves a potion. The second story is actually 2 Florida stories that intersect. Final story is a ghost hunting accident.

Kiran Deol - Cauliflower Pizza Crust

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 15 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Kiran Deol comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about the worst possible surprise you can find in a grocery store freezer.

Sam Morril - The Couple Thats Petty Together, Stays Together

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Sam Morril comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a "classic" Florida man theft. For the second story, a couple gets an unexpected invoice. Final story, Omaha man stabs himself.

Bobcat Goldthwait & Dana Gould - Jack-Off-O-Lantern

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Bobcat Goldthwait and Dana Gould come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an Alabama getting shot by an unexpected "guest". For the second, and final story we are teated to an absolute horror situation if you are a person with a urethra.

Francisco Ramos - Sappy leafs Fan

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 01 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Francisco Ramos comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a frozen donut.

Rosebud Baker - Some Kind of Seance For The Dead

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Rosebud Baker comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about trailer park swingers. For the second story shows us the spookiest reason to get kicked out of a parking lot. The final story is about a golf course pooper.

Kelsey Cook - Country Apple Kind Of Bitch

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Kelsey Cook comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the best pizza delivery. For the second story, a Florida man robs a store then assaults everyone. The final story reveals a terrible surprise under a woman's bed.

Renee Gauthier - Karate Kid Dick

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 17 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Renee Gauthier comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is the worst possible abuse of viagra.

John Ross Bowie - Do The Reading

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week John Ross Bowie comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst possible mascot. The second story is about a runaway tortoise. The final story is how man who should have been arrested got arrested.

Jade Catta-Preta - Urine Luck

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Jade Catta-Preta comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a skinny dipper in Florida. The second story is about the worst possible fashion trend. The final story is about one hell of a deal for a date.

Charles Greaves - This Waffle House Is Not A Waffle Home

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 03 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Charles Greaves comes back to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about a waffle related bet.

Nate Craig - The Cave That Ate Dave

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 31 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Nate Craig comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a journey down a river. The second story is a fun way to start a fire in a Taco Bell. The final story is about a man who dug himself into a hole.

Jillian Bell - I'll Go Wrong But I Won't Go Right

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Jillian Bell comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a woman who refuses to get off a tractor. The second story is a woman's revenge. The final story is about a man who just wants his drugs back.

Roz Drezfalez - If You Build It They Will Burn It

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 20 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Roz Drezfalez comes back to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is an overview of the highly successful Redneck Rave.

Matt Braunger - Ichiban Banana

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Matt Braunger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a 4th of July controversy. The second story is a not-so-tasteful discovery on OnlyFans. The final story is about a ring inception.

Chris Gethard - Preemptive Karening

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 10 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Chris Gethard comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a true bridezilla. The second story is a teenage rescue mission from a chimney. The final story is about the worst way to prep a steak.

Liza Treyger - Dead Bees in A Dirty Toilet

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 06 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Liza Treyger comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is another classic story about a Tiddlywink where it shouldn't be.

Pete Holmes - Island Ellis

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 03 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Pete Holes comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a not-so-missing woman. The second story is about one mans mission to clean a trashy mess. The final story is about a recent dinosaur siting.

Jesus Trejo - An Article About Nothing

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 27 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Jesus Trejo comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man in a fan shaft. The second story is a massive waste of money. The final story is about how a burrito learned to fly!

A.D. Miles - I've Got A Tracheal Occlusion

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 23 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week A.D. Miles comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story comes from the inside of a whale.

Demetri Martin - The Largest Vibrator

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 20 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week the incredible Demetri Martin comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a hot theft. The second story gives us the best excuse for almost any situation. The final story is about a Tok Tok!

Breckin Meyer - High Meat Movement

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 13 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Dwayne Perkins - Pineapple or Giant Pair of Pants

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 09 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Dwayne Perkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is about an adorable mistake.

Pete Lee - Broken Heart Syndrome

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 06 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Pete Lee comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst 21 Jump Street attempt. The second story gives us the true horror of a post-surgery discovery. The final story is about a big, green mistake.

Kyle Dunnigan - Moose Knuckle Carson

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 29 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Jordan Morris - Days Inn Not Days Out

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 25 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Jordan Morris comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. This week's story is EXTREMELY Florida!

Roy Wood Jr. - Sponge Bath In A Gas Station

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 22 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Roy Wood Jr. comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the best hiking outfit. The second story gives us the greatest surprise you could ever find under the rug. The final story is all about sweet, SWEET justice.

Laraine Newman - Dating Rap Sheets

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 15 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Laraine Newman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man being arrested for dating multiple women. The second story is about a bird that fell in love with a man. The final story is about a felony for not returning a VHS.

Irene Tu - Lunch Is When You Wake Up

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 11 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Irene Tu comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about MccDonalds VERY strict lunch time.

Lennon Parham - Enjoy Your Fries

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 08 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Lennon Parham comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is a mystery involving a phantom cabbage thrower. The second story is a tale of true, undying love. The final story is all about having a great time at the dollar store.

DPT LIVE - Doughboys - Roadside Attraction

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 01 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome the Doughboys, Mike Mitchell & Nick Wiger, and musical guest Chris Thile. To kick off the show, the guys take the fried chicken challenge. We get one of the best first stories maybe ever about an incredible family reunion at a wedding. In story two, a man destroys a toilet.

Dean Delray - I'll Kill You

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 28 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Dean Del Ray comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a teacher being banned for taking kids to a strip club.

Kyle Kinane - Big Egg Day

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Kyle Kinane comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man facing possible prison time for trashing his own property. The second story is about a monolith siting. The final story tells us about a break-in at Denny's.

Hannah Einbinder - The House That Boysenberry Built

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Hannah Einbinder comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a wedding nightmare. The second story is a horror story of a middle of the night mistake. The final story is the worst kind of surprise to find in your driveway.

Lara Beitz - WitchCraft Services

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 14 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Lara Beitz comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a woman using witchcraft to steal money but not in a fun way.

Jonah Ray - Better Than Free Solo

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Jonah Ray comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about the worst litterer. The second story is an art critique. The final story is about a real life Ash Ketchum.

Nikki Glaser - Beetender

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 04 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Nikki Glaser comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a kid in a sinking situation. The second story explains what you wanted to know about a backhoe. The final story is all a buzz in the back of a man's car.

Wayne Federman - Video Casino Machine

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 30 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Wayne Federman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a joker style robbery.

DPT LIVE - Ryan Sickler - All 4 Nips

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 27 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Ryan Sickler and musical guest The Cactus Blossoms. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, a woman stuffs her bra. In story two, we have an altercation in a strip club.

Rob Huebel - Big Foot Pizza

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 20 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Rob Huebel comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a pizza theft that accelerates quickly. The second story is about a couple that gets too hot in the bedroom. The final story is about a man's Endgame goal.

Danny Jolles - Slow Happy Birthday

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 16 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Danny Jolles comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about one way to spend a Tuesday at the library.

Alison Rosen - Start The Ball Rolling

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 13 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Alison Rosen comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a very intense mother. The second story is about a very curvy mermaid. The final story is about the arrest of a robber for robbing a robber.

Preacher Lawson - Takis Destroy Your Booty

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 06 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Preacher Lawson comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a sure fire way to get a BMW. The second story is the ultimate test of a couples relationship. The final story is the tale of how a new alcohol blood level record was achieved.

Dave Ross - Covered In Something

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 02 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Dave Ross comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a LOT of pennies.

Kulap Vilaysack & SuChin Pak - Whale 9-1-1

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 30 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is the tale of an "ugly" note. The second story is a Karen of the sea. The final story is about the worst man ever. EVER.

Jessica St. Clair - Fresh Tortillas

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 23 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Jessica St. Clair comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a new level of the gorilla glue challenge. The second story is about the greatest job of all time. The final story is about a new way to make tortillas.

Dan Dunn - Makeshift Tiki Bar

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 19 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Dan Dunn comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a roommate attack.

Nate Bargatze - Someone Bet Me

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 16 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000

This week Nate Bargatze comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fun way to drive a moped. The second story is about mixing beer, an air mattress, and the Indian Ocean. The final story is about a sensual journey via candle.

DPT LIVE - Jack Black - The Band From U.N.C.L.E.

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 09 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Jack Black and musical guest Open Mike Eagle. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, a woman is burned after eating fireworks. In story two, we have the story of the most metal guitar ever made.

Nate Fridson and Alison Klemp - Not Drunk, Avoiding Potholes

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 05 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a man that finds some grenades.

Kurt Braunohler - Gordon Lightfoot Roasters

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 02 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Kurt Braunohler comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an axe and missing windshield. The second story is about a father challenging his child's birth certificate. The final story is about a thief that scolds a parent.

Holly Laurent & Greg Hess - Fixing and Laying Pipe

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 23 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Holly Laurent & Greg Hess come to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a landlord that pitches their tent in the backyard. The second story is about a porch pirate getting trapped by snow. The final story is about the best excuse for being rude.

Mike Drucker - Better Than Resident Evil - Code: Veronica

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 19 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Mike Drucker comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a man that finds some grenades.

Justin Martindale - Giant Meat

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 16 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Justin Martindale comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a wild night at the best dinner. The second story is about one man's quest to give the fire department something to do. The final story is about the WORST kids tv show.

Jon Dore - Welcome To Subway

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 09 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Jon Dore comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a newspaper delivered with something extra. The second story is about a friend request denied and the death threat that followed. The final story is about a boy stuck in a cat post.

Hampton Yount - We Didn't Start The Virus

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 05 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Hampton Yount comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about pizza ingredient theft.

Dana Gould - Drake's Erotic Watch

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 02 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

DPT LIVE - Zach Galifianakis - McNothing

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Zach Galifianakis and musical guest John Paul White. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, a man is jailed for snoring too loud. In story two, we have 2020's top objects in orifices.

Megan Gailey - Man In The Boxed Car

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 22 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Megan Gailey comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a man buried by snow.

Corey Forrester - Joy Rides and Joyless Walks

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Corey Forrester comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a returned engagement ring. The second story is about a man who gets an epic family road trip. The final story is about a walk to remember.

Aida Rodriguez - Teddy A. Hare

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Aida Rodriguez comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a returned mascot. The second story is about a man who gets a matching tattoo with his dog... The final story is about possibly the worst proposal ever done.

Melinda Hill - #MeRoo

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 08 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Gary Gulman - An Acquired Taste

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

This week Gary Gulman comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an ill planned heist. The second story is about a man with too many kids. The final story is about a shirtless man causing trouble.

Oscar Nunez - Unexpected Strength

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week Jeremiah Watkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a bad "trip" to Disneyland. The second story is about a brawl at an In-N-Out. The final story looks at an upcoming "tickle bar".

Jenny Zigrino - McJunked

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week Jenny Zigrino comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a date gone wrong in a cemetary.

DPT Stereo - We Talkin Bout Taxes

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

DVK and The Sklars are back on the Stereo app taking your questions live! Be sure to catch them live on the Stereo app Tuesdays at noon!

DPT LIVE - Dave Anthony & Gareth Reynolds - No Taint Left Behind

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 22 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Dave Anthony & Gareth Reynolds and musical guest Mac Lethal. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, we have cannibals performing "illegal" castrations. In story two, woman steals from ex-husbands grave.

DPT Stereo - Cleveland Baselines

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Thu, 17 Dec 2020 08:05:00 +0000

DVK and The Sklars are back on the Stereo app taking your questions live! Be sure to catch them live on the Stereo app Tuesdays at noon!

Jeremiah Watkins - Finding Shanks

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 15 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week Jeremiah Watkins comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about an escape involving a "sea scooter". The second story is about a bald man getting busted at a salon. The final story looks at the word record for cheese variety on a single pizza.

Geoff Tice - Wild Pricing

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 11 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week Geoff Tice comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a mother who sells a Sega console with a special surprise...

DPT Stereo - Nice Ditties

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Thu, 10 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Reggie Watts - Bed, Bugs, and Beyond

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 08 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week Reggie Watts comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a sax player that tries to burn a strip club down after being kicked out. The second story is about a family that was far too trusting of a hotel. The final story is a "wakey wakey" wake up call.

DPT BONUS - Live on Stereo

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 04 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

The guys bring you the first of their bonus Stereo episodes! Be sure to catch them live on the Stereo app!

Jade Catta-Preta - Death Becomes Him

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 01 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week Jade Catta-Preta comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a fun twist on a surprise party. The second story is about a who may love working out a bit too much. The final story is about a fun and "sexy" call to the fire department.

Rob Kutner - Chicago Style

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 27 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week Rob Kutner comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a pair busted for a lewd roadside attraction...

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Billy Wayne Davis - Almond Teats

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week Billy Wayne Davis comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a knifing that happens during an argument over almond milk. The second story is about a woman with needles where you would'nt expect. The final story is about a boy that tries to bring a grandparent back to life.

Gabriel Iglesias - Aladdin's Lap Dance

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week Gabriel Iglesias comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about 3 men stuck in a tumble dryer. The second story is about a man that buys a magic lamp. The final story is about a Florida man on a rampage after "lack of lettuce".

Chris Sullivan - Six Feet From Under

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 13 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week Chris Sullivan comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a man who uses Kool Aid to scam Wal Mart.

DPT Live - Jon Hamm - Sorry Alaina's Mom

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 10 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Jon Hamm and musical guest Tennis. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, medical practitioners reveal the most "interesting" sex related injuries they encounter. In story two, woman says her boyfriend pushed her to the ground...then changes her story when the police arrive.

David Cross - A Valuable Learning Experience

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 03 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week David Cross comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a marriage to a ghost that was called off. The second story is about a teacher suspended for taking students on snack runs. The final story is about man tweets for help after getting trapped in a department store.

Negin Farsad - Sushi with The Scorpions

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 30 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Negin Farsad comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about an Aussie couple's fast-food themed wedding.

Arden Myrin - I've Killed Boyfriends For Less

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 27 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Arden Myrin comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man that hijacks a helicopter to save his wife from prison. The second story is about a man that was denied a teaching position at a French kindergarten for being too scary. The final story is about the Richmond PD receiving a report of a cult gathering.

Jon Gabrus - I'll Be Up Shortly

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 20 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Jon Gabrus comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a tree that falls on a woman’s house… then come the bees. The second story is about a man that steals a truck to meet with aliens. The final story is about a man that kept Nixon's sandwich for 60 years.

Mike Carrozza - Coming Out of The Casket

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 16 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Mike Carrozza comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a coffin confessor (??) that reveals some of the most odd messages his clients request.

Sam Morril - Don't Bury The Joker

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 13 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Sam Morril comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a Florida man who fought an alligator while walking his dog. The second story is about an abduction during a test drive. The final story is about a man who finds something INTERESTING on the beach.

DPT Live - Mike Birbiglia - Just Be Happy

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 06 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Mike Birbiglia and musical guest Mike Doughty. To kick off the show, Daniel reads some amazing headlines. In story one, man retaliates after neighbor leaves dog poop on his lawn. In story two, man breaks up with wife to then marry... his mother-in-law.

Kyle Ayers - Little Shop of Whores

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 02 Oct 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Kyle Ayers comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a woman who gets VERY comfortable inside a sex shop.

Tig Notaro - Leopard Larry

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 29 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Tig Notaro comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a man who wakes up floating in the ocean after going out for errands. The second story is about a flight simulator game that simulates the passenger experience. The final story is about the home that beer built.

Introducing 'All My Movies with Dan Murrell.'

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Wed, 23 Sep 2020 10:00:00 +0000

A new weekly podcast about movies from the four-time 'Movie Trivia Schmoedown' champion. The first title up is a big one: Christopher Nolan's 'The Dark Knight.'

Follow 'All My Movies with Dan Murrell' on:

Amy Miller - Tighten The Life Jacket

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 22 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Amy Miller comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about a choppy afternoon on the lake with a boat load of priests. The second story is about an incident involving a wild boar and a laptop in a ziplock on a nudist beach. For the final story, a policer office was followed for 11 miles.

DPT Mini - Jay Light - Your Son Is A Liar

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 18 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Daniel, Jay and Randy welcome Jay Light to town to hear a classic Lego in the nose story with a SWEET ending.

Greg Fitzsimmons - Blood On A Chainsaw

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 15 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Greg Fitzsimmons comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. The first story is about 2 people with chainsaws that attack the wrong group. In the second story, a woman "needs some air" while on a plane. And in the 3rd story there are some sword shenanigans in a pawn shop.

Eliza Skinner - Napkin Note

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 08 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Eliza Skinner comes two town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In the first story a man takes a passive approach to robbing a store. In the second story, a woman takes an underground water wide. In story three Eliza give a personal story from her neighborhood.

Matteo Lane - Turkey Tales

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 04 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Matteo Lane comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear about a woman who calls the police to report mystery meat in a supermarket purchase.

David Spade - Prime Delivery

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 01 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week David Spade joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in Dumb People Town. In story one, a driver makes a special delivery in a customers yard. In story two a man gets stuck under a bridge while looking for catfish. In story three a woman tries to hire a hitman.

DPT Live - Jim Gaffigan and Ben Lee - The Penis Master

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Dumb People Town goes live as Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Jim Gaffigan and musical guest Ben Lee. To kick off the show, Daniel reads headlines and Jim and Ben find out who their Florida Man is. In story one, they hear a story about a man who loses a body part only to have it reappear in another location. In story two, a couple argue over pasta.

DPT Mini - Rev Dr. Christopher Stackhouse - The Golf Ball Plague

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 21 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Daniel, Jay and Randy welcome Rev Dr. Christopher Stackhouse to town to hear a mysterious story of someone is leaving surprises all over a town.

Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger - Must Love Dogs *

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week, Daniel, Jason and Randy are joined by Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger. In story one a couple is arrested for walking a dog without the appropriate attire. In story two, parents find a creative way to punish their kid. In the final story a girl blames her behavior on her horoscope.

Sam Jay - Peacock Joy Ride

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Sam Jay comes to town and to hear about a woman who came home from her holiday with a permanent reminder of the trip. In story two, a man takes an unauthorized ride in an ambulance. In the final story a team of doctors make an unusual discovery while checking a woman's sore throat.

DPT Mini - Hunter Duncan - Kringle In The Hallway

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 07 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000

For this Friday episode, Hunter Duncan comes to town to hear about a man at a hotel arrested for threatening another guest.

Adam Cayton-Holland - Amber's Trash

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 04 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Adam Cayton-Holland comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, the internet comes together to give a tip to a barrista after getting yelled at for asking a woman to wear a mask and the woman also thinks she deserves a tip. In story two, authorities search for a man in a sewer. In the final story, a Texas woman is banned from Wall-Mart for inappropriately demanding a discount.

Judah Friedlander - Pizza Battery

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 Jul 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Judah Friedlander comes to town to hang out with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, a couple is arrested after a fight involving a late night snack. In story two a man has a very good reason for speeding. In story three a woman reports a bad meal to 911.

DPT Mini - Greg Warren - Horsin' Around at KFC

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 24 Jul 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Greg Warren joins Daniel, Jason and Randy to hear a story about a man who is denied service at a KFC drive-thru.

Kyle Kanaine - Space is Fake

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 Jul 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Kyle Kinane comes to town to hang with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, they hear about a flat earth activist trying to educate children in front of a school. In story two, a man tries to leave his mark on a stadium field. In story three doctors are surprised to find a phone charger inside a mans body.

Jessica Kirson - Cool Dad

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 Jul 2020 10:00:00 +0000

This week Jessica Kirson comes to town to celebrate Dumb with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In the first story, a Florida man encourages a young driver to speed while driving. In story two, a man drinks too much and seeks the company of monkeys. In the third story a Florida man gets in a frisbee accident with an alligator.

DPT Mini - Alex Edelman - Whippet Real Good

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 10 Jul 2020 07:00:00 +0000

A Syracuse man rams his car into a smoke shop and get into a fight with an EMT.

Beth Stelling - The Pizzas Are Coming From Inside The House

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 Jul 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Beth Stelling to town. In story one a man is terrorized for nearly a decade by mysterious food deliveries. In story two, an Australian teenager takes an insane dare to impress a woman. In story three, a nude sunbather is mistaken for be dead.

Yedoye Travis - What YOU Did Is Wrong!

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 30 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Yedoye Travis comes to town to hang out with Daniel, Jason and Randy and hear some stories. In story one, a man is accused of turning his house into a restaurant. In story two, a woman is reunited with her missing cat after many years. In story three stale cereal causes a fight between roommates.

DPT Mini - Ben Gleib - D.W.R. (Drinking While Rafting)

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 26 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Ben Gleib joins Daniel, Jason and Randy for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town to hear about a man who needed to be rescued from floating down the river.

Adam Ray - Lin Manuel Miranda Rights

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 23 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Adam Ray to town. In story one, a man offers a matter of fact admission to a crime. In story two, a thief finds his social media is taken over when he leaves his phone at the scene of the crime. In story three a description of a mans life causes his obituary to go viral.

Michael Ian Black - Trouser Machete

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 16 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week, Michael Ian Black comes to town to visit Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, an Australian man’s arranges a Facebook meeting to live out his sexual fantasy. In story two, a man leaves his personal information behind after shoplifting. In story three, watermelons are used in a robbery.

DPT Mini - Nate Craig - A.Lo Robbery

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 12 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

A man is arrested after robbing Dunkin' donuts multiple times in a month.

Jeff Ross - Eat. Pray. Steal.

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 09 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week, Jeff Ross comes to town to visit with Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, WE HAVE A GREENLEE about a naked woman who has an altercation with a cyclist and Jeff gives Will Greenlee a mini roast. In story two, a man is on a mission to heat up his Hot Pockets. In story three, a red mustang is involved in an unlikely race.

Jimmy O. Yang - Hidden Valley Shade

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Wed, 03 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Jimmy O. Yang to town to hear about a story about a man who returns some trash to the rightful owner. In story two, a man is sent an invoice for damages after a demonstration by Satanists. In story three, a man is offended in a drive-thru.

#TheShowMustBePaused

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 02 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Dumb People Town will not be releasing an episode or any promotional posts tomorrow. We will be observing Blackout Tuesday and encourage our listeners to do the same. Use the day to reflect on the lives that have been lost due to racism and injustice. Spread the word about organizations and programs that are offering help in during this necessary time of calling for change. And if possible, donate to those organizations and programs. We stand with all the people striving to fix our broken system. We hope you do too.

Black Lives Matter.

DPT Mini - Katie Rich - Distant Bar Socializing

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 29 May 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Katie Rich for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town. In today’s story, a woman in Florida ignores social distancing and then reporting

Nikki Glaser - Vino Diesel

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 May 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome Nikki Glaser to town. To start, in story one a scantily clad wine enthusiast does extreme wine tasking. In story two, a man robs a neighbors home and leaves a trail of clues behind. In story three, a couple of guys at an Applebee’s get angry at last call.

Josh Gondelman - CoRATeral Damage

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 May 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Josh Gondleman joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in town to hear three great stories. In story one, a man is forced to quarantine in a ghost town he owns. In story two, the Lucky Devil Lounge in Oregon finds another way to safely bring dancers to an audience. In story three, a man chooses a dangerous way to deal with a rat problem.

DPT Mini - Myq Kaplan - The Great Pizza Detective

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 15 May 2020 12:48:00 +0000

Myq Kaplan joins Daniel, Jason and Randy for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town! Daniel brings the story about a couple who is trying to help a local pizza restaurant but didn’t get what they were expecting.

Tom Papa - I'm Going to Disney World

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 May 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Tom Papa joins Daniel, Jason and Randy to discuss this celebrate stories sent in by our listeners. In story 1, a British medieval enthusiast takes on harassing neighborhood kids. In story 2 a man is caught camping on a private Disney island. In story 3, a 5 year old steals his parents car go after his dream car.

Sklarbro Country Monday - Set an Example

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Mon, 11 May 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Happy Monday Sklarboro Country listeners. We all know wearing covid-19 masks aren't comfortable but necessary. the Sklar Brothers start with a story with one politicians excuse for not wearing a facemask to "You gotta go" status. Story number 2 is about a city commisioner in Michigan who has gone off the rails.

Brad Meltzer - New Shirt Confidence

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 May 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week, Brad Meltzer comes to town to hear the story of a man who leads police on wild chase through a Palm Beach neighborhood. In story two, a man jumps ship during a surprise company outing. In story three, Brad tells a story about and encounter that he had with Jason, Randy and the Governor of West Virginia.

Sklarbro Country - 5/4/2020 - Sklars in the time of Covid-19

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Mon, 04 May 2020 09:00:00 +0000

Happy Monday, we hope you are enjoying your weekly preview of the Sklarbro Country.

The Sklar Brothers talk about a perfectly valid unemployment claim that raised a few eyebrows. Randy finds out that swingers clubs are a thing.

Jen Kirkman Checks in. Listen to her podcast wherever you get your shows.

Sklarbro Country - 5/1/2020 - Cheetos, Vodka, and Broken Dreams

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 01 May 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The Sklar Brother lament the loss of of the Furry convention. Out of work announcer "Chet Waterhouse" leaves a message. The second story involves a protest in Raleigh.

Sklarbro Country - Dumb Richard Hamilton

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Thu, 30 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000

On Today's episode of the 2 Sklars no Bars, Randy and Jason share a story about a man who called in a bomb threat to get out of work. Then the tell a story about an argument that erupted on a golf course.

The Hosts of Mega Drop By with a very special message in song. Check out the mega podcast where ever you get podcasts. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mega/id1425141892

Bobby Lee - Cheese Soap

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Today, Bobby Lee comes to town to visit…and we have a Greenlee! In story 1, a woman starts a fight after she is denied a drink. In story 2, a firecracker fight gets out of control. In story 3, a woman commits to washing her hands to protect herself from Corona Virus.

DPT Mini - David Giuntoli and Milana Vayntraub - Party Culture Hotbed

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 24 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Daniel, Jason and Randy welcome David Giuntoli and Milana Vayntraub from the movie Mothers Little Helpers to town. Todays story is about an ex-dental office receptionist accusing her former employer of drug and alcohol use at work in a lawsuit.

Rory Scovel - Santa’s Little Helper

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Rory Scovel comes to town to hear about a search for gold that ends in arson. In story 2, a strip club in Portland finds a way to stay in business while social distancing. In story 3 a couple take a motorized shopping cart out for a drink.

Sklarbro Country - Monday April 20th - The Book of Randy 4:20

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Mon, 20 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000

If you haven't visited Sklarbro Country yet, What are you waiting for? Sklarbro Country is the Daily Sklar podcast bring you more of the fun stories you love in a fun daily format. It's a 30 minute escape for your day!

Subscribe to Sklarbro Country wherever you subscribe to podcasts

Subscribe to the Sklarbro Country YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU8S0dJwip8mgp4kUS0BG4g

Tiger King: Where are they now?

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 17 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Daniel, Jason and Randy discuss the final Tiger King episode.

Duncan Trussell - The Best of Crimes. The Worst of Crimes.

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 Apr 2020 12:13:39 +0000

This week, Duncan Trussel comes to town to celebrate dumb in the world. In story one, a woman won’t stop dancing during a traffic stop. In story two, a woman sues Chuck E. Cheese over a ticket mishap. To wrap up the show a teachers assistant requests assistance from a student.

DPT Mini - Debra DiGiovanni - Lead Foot Pit Bull

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 10 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000

On this Friday episode, Debra DiGiovanni visits town to hear about a man blaming his dog for his bad driving.

Dumb Tiger Town

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000

After finishing the series, Daniel, Jason and Randy get into episodes 6 and 7 and then a full series wrap up.

DPT Mini - Tiger King Edition Episode 4 and 5

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Sat, 04 Apr 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Daniel, Jason and Randy give their take on Episodes 4 and 5

DPT Mini - Tiger King Edition Episode 2 and 3

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Thu, 02 Apr 2020 00:55:56 +0000

Dan, Jason and Randy give their take on Episodes 2 and 3

John Moe - Difficult Air

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 31 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week John Moe visits town to hear about a Florida man jailed twice in two days for pretending to be a cop. In story 2, unruly passengers cause multiple delays. In story 3, a woman makes a shocking discovery about her house plant.

DPT Mini - Tiger King Edition Episode 1

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 31 Mar 2020 00:46:00 +0000

Dan, Jason and Randy give their take on Episode 1

Sklarbro Country - The Virus Episodes - Monday Edition - 3/29/2020

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Have you heard the new hit daily podcast from the Sklar Brothers? Yes? Did you remember to subscribe to the Sklarbro Country Feed on your favorite podcast App? Let's try this again. It's got all your favorite Sklar Bros, only it's daily.

Subscribe Now:

Subscribe to Sklarbro Country on it's new feed at:

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hzMEEGlOsCpauU3e2vapb

Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1503389898

Anchor: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry

Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8xNzA4OGFkOC9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==

DPT Mini - Natasha Chandel - The Curious Case of Benjamin Duddles

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 27 Mar 2020 21:37:00 +0000

Today Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Natasha Chandel, host of the Kinda Dating podcast on Starburns Audio, Dan brings a story about a Wisconsin man who called the police line with multiple unusual requests.

Check out Kinda Dating on Apple Podcasts

Brad Williams - Talk to the Arm

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Brad Williams visits town. To start, Brad tells a story about meeting his hero! In story 1, a man deals with a long time arm injury. In story 2, a gamer makes a costly error!

Introducing - Sklarbro Country - The Virus Pods

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Mon, 23 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000

Introducing a new daily podcast from Randy and Jason Sklar:

In the first episode of their new daily podcast, Jason and Randy discuss finding a silver lining in social distancing, watching vintage baseball, people who are the happiest about the current crisis, and appropriate and inappropriate pandemic music.

Subscribe to Sklarbro Country on it's new feed at:

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hzMEEGlOsCpauU3e2vapb

Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1503389898

Anchor: https://anchor.fm/sklarbrocountry

Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy8xNzA4OGFkOC9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw==

Aaron Chen - Very Small Business Owner

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Aaron Chen comes to town to hear the story of a man who threatens a man while playing disc golf. In story 2, Facebook refuses to take down a page that has a business page devoted to her. In story 3 a man asks friends to borrow robbery supplies.

Geoff Tice - Mild for Teacher

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 13 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000

A man runs out on his bill at a strip club.

Introducing The Grawlix Saves The World

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Wed, 11 Mar 2020 21:51:11 +0000

Comedians Adam Cayton-Holland, Ben Roy, and Andrew Orvedahl, collectively known as The Grawlix, try to improve their own lives and, by extension, the world at large.

Paula Poundstone - Trial by Combat

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 10 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000

This week Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Paula Poundstone to town to start with a story about a man who wants to go into combat instead of going to trail. In story 2, a man is pulled over by the police but doesn’t quite see it that way. In story 3, a dog collar is designed to translate for your dog's.

Mo Rocca - Trampa Florida

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 03 Mar 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Mo Rocca to town to hear a story about men in kilts doing a full frontal dance at a Renaissance fair. In story 2, a beachcomber makes an interesting find on the beach. In story 3 people from a town in North Caroline are concerned about the negative effects of solar farms.

DPT Mini - Nathan Rabin - A knife to a cribbage fight

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 28 Feb 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Nathan Rabin comes to town to hear a story about a disturbance breaking out in a cribbage game.

DPT LIVE at Largo! - Will Arnett, Paul F. Tompkins and musical guest Colin Hay

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 Feb 2020 08:40:43 +0000

Dumb People Town is LIVE at Largo with Will Arnett, Paul F. Tompkins and musical guest Colin Hay. To kick off the show Dan introduces a new headline game and each guest learns about their Florida Man. In story 1, they hear about three worst first date ever. In story 2 an underwear bandit gets caught!

Anthony Jeselnik - Unsolved Cheeseburger Mysteries

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 Feb 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week Anthony Jeselnik stops into town to hear about a man who admits to the police that he’s not good at stealing cars. In story 2, a man calls the police to repost a missing cheeseburger. In story 3, a woman who thinks she is suffering with symptoms from Crohn's disease finds out that her problems are coming from an outside source.

DPT Mini - Harry Moroz - The Phantom of the Rafters

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 14 Feb 2020 15:22:49 +0000

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Harry Moroz to town to hear about a man who secretly moves into a supermarket.

Greg Fitzsimmons - Independent Son

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 Feb 2020 23:25:24 +0000

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Greg Fitzsimmons to town to hear about a Georgia man who steals a sex device from ex lover. In story 2, a man takes big steps to prove to his mother that he is independent. In the third story a woman is arrested for an unusual attack on a train.

Emotional Support G.O.A.T.

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 04 Feb 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This week Dan, Jason and Randy welcome actress and podcast host Alessandra Torresani to town. In story 1, a car is stolen from an Adult store with a passenger and his unusual pet. In story 2, a bodybuilder is ready to marry his girlfriend after getting her plastic surgery. In story 3, a Tesla owner finds an way to eliminate the need for car keys.

DPT Mini - Francesca Fiorentini - Everything's Under Control

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 31 Jan 2020 08:00:00 +0000

A gift of a magnifying glass causes problems for Christmas.

DPT Live at Sketchfest with Aimee Mann, Ted Leo and Chris Redd

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 Jan 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Dan, Jason and Randy bring DPT Live from Sketchfest! First they start out with Flatos! Then they welcome Chris Redd and musical guests Aimee Mann and Ted Leo to hear about their Florida Man! For story number one, WE HAVE A GREENLEE where a woman is arrested for pointing at her husband. In story two, they recap the things people got stuck in their ears, nose and swallowed and other areas you shouldn’t search in 2019.

Chad Daniels - Rum People Town

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 Jan 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Chad Daniels joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in town to hear a two parter first story with two different people scratch cars for different reasons. In story 2, a woman is unhappy when her boyfriend won’t celebrate her new job with her. In story 3, a man poses for an artists but doesn’t pay.

DPT Mini - Chris Charpentier - Bad Decision Sandwich

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 17 Jan 2020 08:00:00 +0000

A college professor is caught offering Arby’s gift cards in exchange for dates.

Moshe Kasher - Ornamental Sword

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 Jan 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Moshe Kasher comes to town to hear about a couple who gets engaged after a bizarre robbery. In story 2, a man is caught doing donuts in front of a night club. In story 3, there is an unusual new trend in self care.

Don't miss Dumb People Town LIVE at Sketchfest in San Francisco Friday January 17th! https://sched.co/Xz5F

Nick Thune - Testicuzzi and the Jets

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 Jan 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Nick Thune to town to hear a story about a fight for the front seat. In story two, a tiny hot tub for your delicates and in story three, questionable props are used at a career fair.

DPT Mini - Cadbury Rabbit

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 03 Jan 2020 08:00:00 +0000

This weeks mini is a taste of the Patreon episodes with Randy bringing in a story for Jason and Dan. A California Congressman is caught using campaign money for personal expenses.

Jeff Dye - The Meat Marauder

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 31 Dec 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Jeff Dye joins Dan, Jason and Randy in Town and to kick off the show we have a Greenlee! In story one, a man is accused of sealing a variety of meats. In the second story a man tries to come to the rescue. In story three a man reveals an unlikely hiding place for a pair of tweezers.

Quinta Brunson - I Am Serious

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 Dec 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Quinta Brunson visits town to hear a story about a woman who is asked to call an ambulance and takes care of business. In the second story, a Taco Bell employee shows a guest what they have for them. In story 3, a Florida man makes an unnecessary admission to the police.

Kate Peterman - Plant Based Fries

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 08:00:00 +0000

A man places a very special order at a McDonald's

Ryan Stout - Dumbness Saves a Life

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 Dec 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Ryan Stout visits Town and hears a story about a hitman who outsources his work. In story 2, a man loses something in his nose. In story 3, a security guard makes a case for the side effects of an idle mind.

"Weird Al" Yankovic and Dimitri Martin - Takin’ It To The Highway

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 10 Dec 2019 08:00:00 +0000

DPT is LIVE from Largo in Los Angeles! David Longstreth of Dirty Projectors starts off the show and plays a special version of the DPT theme song. Then Dan, Jason and Randy welcome their guests "Weird Al" Yankovic and Dimitri Martin to find out about their Flordia man. In story one, two women take an argument to the highway. In story 2 a man uses an unconventional weapon on a home intruder.

DPT Mini - Dennis Gubbins - Love at First Flight

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 06 Dec 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Dennis Gubbins visits town and hears about a woman in a relationship with an inanimate object.

Maz Jobrani - Strip Club Flu Shot

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 03 Dec 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Maz Jobrani visits town and hears about a man who tries to pick up the ring on the way to his wedding. In story 2, a strip finds a way to bring in new business. In story 3, a man has a plan to manage storms.

Joel Stein - Fun Time Frankie

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 Nov 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Joel Stein visits town to hear about a woman who hides in an attempt to rob a Big Lots. In story 2, a woman refused to get off of a plane. In story 3, a festival goer forgets where he parked his car.

DPT Mini - Hot Dog Becky - Ms. Pat

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 22 Nov 2019 08:00:00 +0000

A brawl breaks out over hot dogs.

Margaret Cho - Pedal Away Groom

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 Nov 2019 09:00:00 +0000

Margaret Cho visits town to hear about a woman who leads a shirtless chase. In story 2, a groom gets into trouble borrowing a bike. In story 3, a woman loses her memory about a difficult trip to the bathroom.

Rick Glassman - Cheeky Thief

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 Nov 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Rick Glassman visits town to hear a story of a man who tries to tries to steal a musical instrument. In the second story, a bunch of old TVs are discovered on a doorbell camera. In the third story a man prepares to turn himself into jail.

DPT Mini Randy Feltface - Ghost Behind the Wheel

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 08 Nov 2019 18:10:34 +0000

On this weeks mini, Randy Feltface visits the town all the way from down under to tackle a story about an abandoned running car with an odd collection of items inside.

James Adomian - Tooth-like Structures

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 Nov 2019 16:15:24 +0000

This week, James Adomian visits the town and immediately gets a Greenlee from tcpalm.com about a Popeyes theft. In Story 2, from , thefloridatimes.com, a band robbery and grand theft auto chase ends in swimming and tears. And finally, in Story 3, from nbcnews.com, a child has hundreds of tooth-like structures removed.

This episode is sponsored by Bad Batch, a new podcast from Wondery: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-batch/id1482851200

Jen Kirkman - Punching Through the Tears

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 29 Oct 2019 15:26:57 +0000

This week, Jen Kirkman comes to town! In Story 1, from pjstar.com, a man is punched after declining a sip of a stranger's hooch. In Story 2, from nj.com, a woman is startled when Pennywise the Clown floats down into her backyard. And finally, in Story 3, from abcnews.go.com, a man dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow has disappeared after setting off on a paddle boat.

Listen to Jen's new podcast Having Funlessness!

Go get Dan's new album, "Thanks, Diane" - available for pre-order now, and dropping on November 15th!

This episode is sponsored by Bad Batch, a new podcast from Wondery: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-batch/id1482851200

DPT Mini Andrew Lopez - Please don’t fight them

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 25 Oct 2019 07:00:00 +0000

For this weeks mini, we have a Greenlee!!! Andrew Lopez visits town to discuss the story of a man who tries to answer the questions of how many beers is too many.

Aparna Nancherla and Michael Che - Hung in There

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 22 Oct 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Dumb People Town comes to the Bell House in Brooklyn for their LIVE with musical guest Rhett Miller. After a few Flatos, the guys welcome Aparna Nancherla and Michael Che with the Florida Man Game. Then they discuss the story of a man who is falsely accused of stealing and takes great measures to prove his innocence. For story 2, WE HAVE A GREENLEE with a report of an avocado causing a problem.

Rachel Bloom - Australian Dream Wedding

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 15 Oct 2019 07:00:00 +0000

The guys welcome Rachel Bloom to town to talk about a house with a neighborhood stalker. In story 2, a woman sets new bizarre record. In story 3 Australians get the chance to have a wedding with an incredible theme.

DPT Mini - Zach Bornstein - These Automobiles Are In Cahoots

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 11 Oct 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Zach Bornstein visits town to discuss a man who is fed up with a truck partially parked on his lawn.

Michael McMillian - Accidental Deposit

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 08 Oct 2019 13:12:00 +0000

This week Michael McMillian comes to town to hear a story from the BBC about two people who make the most of a banking error. Then Dan has some exciting Jan Flato updates! In Story 2 from Tampabay.com, a man is arrested after a failed attempts at a surgical procedure. Then in story 3 from The Tennessean, a school bans Harry Potter books for a very logical reason.

Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan - Bring a Camera to a Sword Fight

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 01 Oct 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan (from In Love... podcast) come to town to hear about a clash over a bulk trash cart that quickly escalates. In story 2, a brides sister takes the invitation to wear whatever she wants seriously. In story 3, a woman refuses to complete a drive-thru visit.

DPT Mini - H.Alan Scott - Breaking Kinda bad!

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 27 Sep 2019 07:00:00 +0000

H.Alan Scott comes to town to hear about a tiki torch fight on a patio.

Dave Holmes - I Can’t Get Happy

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 Sep 2019 07:00:00 +0000

This week Dave Holmes is in town to talk about a man who sues about a run in at an Insane Clown Posse concert. In story 2, a man pursues legal action over their popular chicken sandwich. In story 3 a man try to avoid a sobriety test.

Kate Micucci and Andy Richter - Fleshy Protuberances

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 Sep 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Dumb People Town returns to Largo for their LIVE show with Pete Yorn. After a few Flatos, the guys welcome Andy Richter and Kate Micucci with the Florida Man Game. Then they discuss the first story where a woman gets caught in a rural area in a possible robbery. For the next story…WE HAVE A GREENLEE!!!! A man takes himself to the police station to reveal he was holding contraband.

DPT Mini Dave Ross - Attack Squirrel

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 13 Sep 2019 07:00:00 +0000

A man has a special relationship with a squirrel.

Fortune Feimster - Ketchup Karma

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 10 Sep 2019 07:54:00 +0000

Fortune Feimster comes to town to talk about a man who aggressively demands a ride from a stranger. In story 2, a Cleveland bank robber provides too much info during a robbery. In the final story, karma catches up with a condiment thief.

Harland Williams - First Day of the Rest of Your Wife

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 03 Sep 2019 07:00:00 +0000

The guys welcome Harland Williams to town to hear about a couple who have uninvited visitors to their Airbnb. In the second story, a man checks in to a hospital and doesn’t notice that they’ve performed the wrong procedure. In the final story, a mans discovers a problem with his eye.

Amanda Seales - Bird Truthers

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 30 Aug 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Amanda Seales comes to Town to talk about a movement who has doubts about birds.

Todd Barry - Doorknob Nachos

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 27 Aug 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Todd Barry stops by Dumb People Town to hear about a man caught breaking into a house with an unusual partner in crime. In story two, a woman finds a household items in her nachos and in story three a man claims to have a time machine and to be from the future.

Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan - A Parade of Heroes

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 20 Aug 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan of WellRed Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan of the WellRed podcast join the podcast join the guys to talk about a man who takes an interesting opportunity to praise God. In story two, a man gets arrested attempting to claim a backpack filled with illegal substances. In story three, a man advertises something personal that he enjoys on a bumper sticker.

Eddie Ifft - Pork Chop Slippers

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 16 Aug 2019 20:02:00 +0000

After winning a meat raffle, a drunken prank involving pork chops ruins a fellow bar goers career.

Jon Lovett - Dog Scat Bomb

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 13 Aug 2019 07:00:00 +0000

John Lovett (Pod Save America, Lovett or Leave It) stops by hear about a man makes a bomb as a prank on his friend. In story two, a woman is arrested for allowing her daughters to have a dangerous pool party. In the third story, a traffic stop reveals a car full of contraband.

Taylor Tomlinson - Asleep With the TV On

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 06 Aug 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Taylor Tomlinson pays a visit to town to hear about a couple of stolen cars get involved in an unusual chase and crash. In story 2, a Taiwanese man misplaces his airpod that turns up in an extremely unexpected place. In story 3, a man gets rescued in a final attempt to free his drone from a tree.

Greg Barris - Couscous Ragu

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 02 Aug 2019 07:00:00 +0000

A boy get carried away while paying with magnets

Lauren Lapkus, Patton Oswalt & Joey Ryan - A Man and His Spaghetti

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 30 Jul 2019 07:00:00 +0000

To start off a very special Dumb People Town Live from Largo, Joey Ryan of The Milk Carton Kids sings the theme song. After a few Flatos, the guys celebrate guests Lauren Lapkus and Patton Oswalt with the Florida Man Birthday game. Then they discuss story 1 where a scantily clad woman breaks into a house and surprises the homeowner. In story 2, a man and his stylish cat are caught, also breaking into a house.

Julia Sweeney - What Rhymes With Moana?

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 23 Jul 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Julia Sweeney visits to hear about a man who has an adventure on a riding lawn mower. In story two, a business owner makes sweet treats at a neighboring business less sweet. In the third story, a baker makes a very special birthday cake.

DPT Mini - Andrew Youngblood - Moellendick In Her Sally Port

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 19 Jul 2019 07:00:00 +0000

A Florida cop has been disciplined for allowing a couple under arrest to smoke, kiss, cuddle, and otherwise engage in sexual activity while they were in the rear of a police cruiser!

Jim Jefferies - I'm Not Wrong Because I'm Popular

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 16 Jul 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Jim Jefferies visits to the guys to hear about a postal worker who gets in trouble but it's not his fault! In the second story, a woman enjoys a few drinks and gets takes a bag that doesn't belong to her. The third story a Rotary Club in Michigan celebrates with a 1998 Saturn.

Janet Varney and Cole Stratton - Big Bertha Test Drive

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 09 Jul 2019 07:00:00 +0000

This week Janet Varney and Cole Stratton stop by to hear about a confusing squeege attack. In the second story a woman steals her car back after taking it to the dealership for repair. In the third story, a couple get arrested for adult fun in a kiddie pool.

Geoff Tate - This Is My Service Sword

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 05 Jul 2019 07:00:00 +0000

A Huntsville, AL gas station robbery ends in a knife vs machete fight!

Amiee Mann and Ted Leo - Drunk People Can't Avoid Bragging

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 02 Jul 2019 07:00:00 +0000

This week Amiee Mann and Ted Leo (The Art of Process) stop in to hear about a man with a curious reason for not doing a field sobriety test. In the second story, a man tries to sue his parents for destroying his massive porn collection. In story 3, bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously appear on cars.

Jonah Ray - Pickle Juice to the Rescue

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 Jun 2019 07:00:00 +0000

This week, Jonah Ray joins the show. Story 1 covers boxed wine and exposed breasts at a hospital. In story 2, an Australian man gets stuck and the Internet comes to rescue with some advice about pickle juice. Story 3 covers a poorly thought-out lawn sign.

Naomi Ekperigin & Andy Beckerman - You Just Gotta Be Damp

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 21 Jun 2019 07:00:00 +0000

This story has everything: Florida, nudity, a car chase, and a colorful baseball bat. Listen in!

Derek Waters - Stabbing the Pastor in the Back

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 Jun 2019 07:00:00 +0000

This week Derek Waters joins the show!

In Story 1, a part-time pastor Easter stunt goes horribly wrong

Story 2 woman gets arrested for shooting a t-shirt gun

Story 3 explains an automatic sperm extractor!

John C. Reilly, Tim Heidecker, & Aimee Mann - Work Bag, Play Bag - LIVE from Largo!

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 Jun 2019 07:00:00 +0000

To start off a very special live DPT at the Largo at the Coronet, Aimee Mann sings the theme song!

After a few Flatos, Tim Heidecker joins the show to discuss Story 1, in which a Darwin man nearly dies after multiple snakebites!

Then for Story 2, John C. Reilly joins the show to discuss a Greenlee in which a man is caught with a bag of urine!

To close out the show, a new segment: Florida Man birthdays!

Jon Rudnitsky - Royal Headbutt

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 07 Jun 2019 07:00:00 +0000

For this week's mini, Jon Rudnitsky joins the show to discuss the tale of a man who claims an adverse reaction to coffee caused him to cause ruckus at a movie theater!

Jon Gabrus - Hey Grandma, Go Sit On That!

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 04 Jun 2019 07:00:00 +0000

In Story 1, a suspect tells police he's a cat.

In a Stitcher Premium extended segment: a deep dive into all things Vegas!

Story 2 brings us a man who breaks a photo bomber's nose.

In Story 3, we almost lose a grandma.

Sara Schaefer - Legs Up on Congress

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 May 2019 07:15:09 +0000

This week Sara Schaefer joins the show!

In Story 1, a woman is accused of public masturbation.

Story 2 brings us an unruly woman on a plane.

Story 3 is the tale of the most innocent suspect ever!

Dan St. Germain - Hampton Inn Exorcism

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 24 May 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Dan St. Germain joins the show to discuss the tale of a hotel chain exorcism complaint!

Nate Bargatze - Young, Dumb, and Full of Fork

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 May 2019 07:00:00 +0000

This week Nate Bargatze joins the show!

In Story 1, two dummies shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests.

Then in a Stitcher Premium exclusive segment, the guys talk to Nate about his special and more!

Story 2 brings us a man who swallows a fork.

Story 3 is the tale of violence at a Wawa.

Jon Glaser & Eliza Skinner - You Do The Meth! - Live from Moontower

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 May 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival, we start off with some Flatos!

Then Jon Glaser and Eliza Skinner join the show and we dive into Story 1, which involves a reckless scooter driver and an out of control dog.

Steve Agee joins in for a game of Guess The Agee!

In Story 2, we have a nasty case of eye-bees!

Then we hear some Townie stories, including: a fight between a German and a horse, a naked man chase, a Greenlee about a garbage artist, and a cake/vacuum theft at a Dairy Queen!

Nate Abshire - Drive-Off & Golf Cart Joyride

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 10 May 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Nate Abshire joins the show to discuss two mini stories! In Story 1, a suspect in a drive-off is caught, and in Story 2 we hear the tale of a golf cart joyride!

Josh Gondelman - Beef & Reef

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 May 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Story 1 is a Greenlee involving surf and turf!

In a Stitcher Premium exclusive extended interview, Josh talks about writing for Last Week Tonight, plus a mini story involving a mom who advocates for her son's dating life a bit too much!

Story 2 brings us a Valentine's Day attempt for a free meal at an Outback Steakhouse!

Story 3 is the sad tale of the demise of a nudist restaurant.

Nick Swardson - DJ Crablegs

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 30 Apr 2019 07:00:00 +0000

This week Nick Swardson visits DPT!

Story 1 brings us a set of testicles dipped in salsa.

Story 2 is the tale of a fight at a buffet.

In Story 3, a car unintentionally leaves an offensive image in the snow.

Chris Mancini - Egg Argument Boils Over

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 26 Apr 2019 07:00:00 +0000

For this week's Friday Episode, Chris Mancini joins the show to discuss the tale of an Austin man who tries to boil eggs and ends up getting threatened at knifepoint.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Puppet-Fluid & Strings Attached

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 23 Apr 2019 07:00:00 +0000

This week the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic joins us in Dumb People Town!

Story 1 is a Greenlee about a violent incident involving a remote control and dentures.

Story 2 brings us a love story involving a zombie doll.

Story 3 is the tale of a misunderstanding at an illegal strip club.

Then for our Stitcher Premium listeners, we have an extra story about a cat owner who gets stuck up a tree trying to save a cat!

Dana Gould - Back Door Daddy

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 16 Apr 2019 07:00:00 +0000

This week Dana Gould joins the show!

In Story 1: Utah driver accused of fleeing, mooning, flipping.

Story 2 is a Greenlee -- the tale of the dry-mouth driver.

Story 3 brings us a disturbance at a McDonalds!

Julius Sharpe - Look What's Coming Down the Belt

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 12 Apr 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Julius Sharpe joins the show to discuss the tale of a Canadian burglar who makes himself at home!

Hampton Yount - Jiminy Cracket

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 09 Apr 2019 07:00:00 +0000

This week Hampton Yount joins the show!

In Story 1 we have a completely naked woman who chases a would-be lover across the road.

In a Stitcher Premium Exclusive segment, Story 2 brings us a town that could vote into reality a sex doll brothel... or two.

Story 3 is the tale of an Australian man precariously wedged in a drain.

A.D. Miles - Concussion Discussion

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 02 Apr 2019 07:00:00 +0000

This week A.D. Miles joins the show!

In Story 1, a hungry shoplifter gets caught.

Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who isn't sure if she was stabbed and has questions about her son's future.

Story 3 is the tale of a man with a backpack and no plan.

Dan Ahdoot - Penisillin

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 29 Mar 2019 22:32:21 +0000

For this week's minisode, Dan Ahdoot joins the show to discuss the story of a man who injects himself with semen for his back pain!

Beverly D'Angelo - Chop First, Axe Questions Later

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 Mar 2019 07:00:00 +0000

In Story 1, a teenager is arrested after trying to get a discount on a Playstation by weighing it as a bag of fruit.

Then a Stitcher Premium interview in which Bev spins some yarns about old school Hollywood stories!

Story 2 brings us a man who wrecks his home with an axe after he thought his wife damaged his action figures.

Story 3 -- brought in by Beverly herself -- is the tale of a diamond billionaire who died during penis enlargement surgery.

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Karen Kilgariff & Jon Hamm - LIVE at Largo

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 Mar 2019 07:00:00 +0000

In a special live episode of Dumb People Town at the renowned Largo at the Coronet, the Sklar Brothers and Daniel Van Kirk are joined by My Favorite Murder's Karen Kilgariff and Mad Men's Jon Hamm, with comedically pertinent musical interludes by the great Langhorne Slim! Stories include: a man bitten by a venomous spider on his manhood (for the second time), a woman who discovers a snake in her toilet, and an exhaustive list of bizarre and random items Americans got stuck in their orifices in 2018. It's a night of rollicking laughs and silliness between old friends.

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Aaron Urist - You Gon' Get Bit

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 15 Mar 2019 07:00:00 +0000

Aaron Urist joins the show to discuss the story of a man arrested after biting a man while arguing about conspiracy theories... in a hot tub.

Pete Holmes - Pringle Grigio

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 Mar 2019 07:00:00 +0000

This week, Pete Holmes joins the show!

In Story 1, a man's dentures become evidence in a burglary investigation.

In a Stitcher Exclusive interview, the group discusses the challenge of tackling the comedy world on TV.

Story 2 brings us a man who tries to attack a neighbor with a stun gun and a ulu knife.

Story 3 is the tale of a woman on a scooter drinking wine from a Pringles can outside of a Walmart for hours.

Corinne Fisher - Phantom Pill Packet

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 Mar 2019 08:00:00 +0000

This week, Corinne Fisher joins the show!

Story 1 is a wild crime spree in Hoboken involving Snapple, a nail salon, bare buttocks, and Hennessy!

Story 2 brings us a woman who lived with a plastic pill packet in her throat for days without realizing it.

Story 3 is the tale of a Pennsylvania police department looking for drunk volunteers.

Nate Craig - Who's Out Here?!

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 01 Mar 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Nate Craig joins the show to discuss a fight inside an elementary school that ends in a car crash!

Brent Weinbach - The Illegal Version of Bumper Cars

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 Feb 2019 08:00:00 +0000

This week Brent Weinbach joins the show!

In Story 1: A dummy fails to rob an Arby's.

Story 2 is the tale of an illegal game of bumper cars.

Story 3 brings us a drunk man who sleeps on a dog bed with a giant dog... in the wrong home.

Tim Heidecker - Pizza as a Weapon

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 Feb 2019 08:00:00 +0000

This week, Tim Heidecker joins the show!

For Story 1, we have a Greenlee in which some folks with historical names are jailed.

Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who fights inflatable snowman.

Story 3 is the tale of a man who uses pizza as a weapon against his father.

Ptolemy Slocum - Burger King for Life

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 15 Feb 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Mary Lynn Rajskub - Unwelcome Witchcraft

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 Feb 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Mary Lynn Rajskub joins the show this week! In Story 1: A Dollar Tree candy theft that escalates quickly. Story 2 brings us a burglar who makes himself at home. And Story 3 is the tale of a fight at a holiday party after an argument about magical spells.

Alison Haislip - Bottom Feeders

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 Feb 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Alison Haislip joins the show this week!

In Story 1, a man slips down a grease vent at a Chinese restaurant.

Story 2 is the tale of a Florida wedding reception that results in a stabbing, a balcony fall, and more.

Story 3 brings us edible butthole chocolates.

DJ Douggpound - From Ditch to Door

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 01 Feb 2019 08:00:00 +0000

DJ Douggpound joins the show to discuss the tale of automobile shenanigans when a car flies through the air and into a house!

Paul Scheer & Doug Benson - Throwing Axes at Copses: LIVE from SF Sketchfest

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 29 Jan 2019 08:00:00 +0000

This week, Paul Scheer and Doug Benson visit Dumb People Town in a very special live episode from SF Sketchfest!

In Story 1 is a harrowing tale of the worst neighbor of all time.

Story 2 involves a wedding photographer went above and beyond the call of duty.

Then some Townies bring some stories, including: a Greenlee, a Christmas-ham-throwing incident, a naked man with a gun and a samurai sword, road tenders, and more!

Rhea Butcher - Calm Down

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 25 Jan 2019 10:35:30 +0000

Comedian Rhea Butcher joins the show to discuss the tale of a fugitive who wins the heart of local police for his response to a wanted ad.

Rory Scovel - Into the Canadian Darkness

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 22 Jan 2019 09:19:11 +0000

This week, comedian Rory Scovel joins the show!

Zach Martina - I Am Jack's Failed Robbery

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 18 Jan 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Zach Martina joins the guys to discuss the tale of a bank robber who is nabbed during a cab ride to the liquor store!

Lucas Brothers - Romanda Rights

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 15 Jan 2019 20:59:28 +0000

This week, Kenny and Keith Lucas visit Dumb People Town! Story 1 is the tale of an unexpected party. Story 2 brings us an unruly woman who refuse to leave a porch, and Story 3 is an ash-burglary.

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Jesse Neil & Keith Kingbay - Falling Through the Ceiling with No Pants On

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 11 Jan 2019 12:59:00 +0000

Comedians Jesse Neil and Keith Kingbay join the guys to discuss the tale of a half-naked woman who causes a scene at a restaurant after falling through the ceiling... twice.

Eliza Skinner - Don't Beat the System

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 08 Jan 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Eliza Skinner joins the show this week!

In Story 1, a series of horrible decisions starts in a strip club and ends with a man in the nude, after a bizarre kidnapping.

Story 2 is the tale of a poorly executed birthday cake.

Then, in Story 3, some scary dumbness on the high seas.

Beth Lapides - I'm Not In Here And I'm Not Kevin

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 04 Jan 2019 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Beth Lapides joins the show to discuss the tale of an Airbnb "Super Host" who breaks into his guest house while it's being rented!

Jo Koy - Smothered in Gin

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 01 Jan 2019 19:38:04 +0000

The hilarious Jo Koy visits Dumb People Town this week!

In Story 1, a boy gets himself into high speed chase because his mother took away his Playstation.

For Story 2, a Belgian robbery is foiled.

Story 3 is the tale of a service dog's feces ruining a flight.

Forrest Shaw - Barblejuice

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 28 Dec 2018 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Forrest Shaw joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman is jailed after hitting her husband and brother in a quest for beer!

Fahim Anwar - Two Tattoos and a Truth

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 Dec 2018 17:48:57 +0000

This week, comedian Fahim Anwar joins the show!

In Story 1, a naked man sneaks around before munching on some ramen.

Story 2 brings us a widows who holds onto her late husband's... tattoos.

Story 3 is the age-old tale of a wedding crasher.

Ryan Singer - Sugared Up Dead People

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 21 Dec 2018 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian Ryan Singer joins the show to discuss a story in which a man attacks a group of teenage girls dressed as zombies!

Kate Micucci - It's a Lockback Knife

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 Dec 2018 20:04:00 +0000

This week, comedian/musician Kate Micucci visits Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, a woman in a store farts and pulls a knife on an offended customer.

For Story 2, a Dutch positivity trainer appeals to change his age.

Story 3 is the tale of a man who is accused of stealing candy from Walmart.

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Spike Feresten - Toilet Thief

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 14 Dec 2018 08:24:41 +0000

Writer/comedian Spike Feresten joins the guys to discuss the tale of a stolen toilet!

Will Forte & Zach Galifianakis - LIVE from Largo at the Coronet!

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 Dec 2018 18:47:15 +0000

One hundred episodes of Dumb People Town! To celebrate the milestone Jason, Randy, and Daniel are joined by comedy heavy-hitters Will Forte & Zach Galifianakis, as well as Ted Leo of Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, at the legendary LA venue, Largo at the Coronet!

In Story 1, a would-be burglar falls through a Waffle House ceiling.

Story 2 is the tale of a woman who is a fan of Girl Scout Cookies, but probably not the ones you're thinking of.

Story 3 brings us a truly disgusting cake.

Then some Townies share stories involving crocs and alligators, and a man thirsty for paint!

Matt Letscher - Got Your Belly Button!

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 07 Dec 2018 08:00:00 +0000

Actor Matt Letscher visits Dumb People Town to discuss a story in which a woman gives the gift of... her belly button.

Kyle Kinane - I'll Butter Your Cat

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 04 Dec 2018 08:00:43 +0000

This week, comedian Kyle Kinane ventures to Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, a man busts into several homes looking for someone to fight.

Story 2 brings us a bar patron who gets angry after someone turns off Black Sabbath.

Story 3 is the tale of an Antarctic stabbing incident that occurred over... book spoilers.

Holly Laurent - Gender Reveal Wildfire

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 30 Nov 2018 08:00:00 +0000

Holly Laurent visits the show to discuss the story of a wildfire started by a gender-reveal party!

Jon Dore - A Dash of Grandma

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 27 Nov 2018 08:00:00 +0000

This week comedian (and Canadian) Jon Dore visits Dumb People Town!

In Story 1: a vicious fight at a gender-reveal party at Applebee's.

Story 2 is the tale of a man who makes trouble outside a Medieval Times -- then that same night, skinny-dips in a shark tank. (It may or may not have been Rob Ford.)

Story 3 brings us cookies baked with a special ingredient: Grandma.

Ryan Sickler - Little Rascal

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 23 Nov 2018 08:00:00 +0000

Ryan Sickler joins Jason, Randy, and Dan to discuss a drunken man who disrupts a wedding reception by committing a dancing infraction and starting a fight.

Bert Kreischer - Nobody Puts Greenlee in a Corner (Live from Phoenix!)

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 20 Nov 2018 08:10:00 +0000

Jason, Randy, and Daniel start the show off with some Flato-isms, then are joined by a bonafide expert in doing dumb things, comedian Bert Kreischer!

In Story 1, we've got a Greenlee! Two women were arrested after trying to re-enact a scene from Dirty Dancing in a wine store.

Story 2 is the tale of a woman who claims a ghost dragged her child across the floor and possessed him, so she enlists a professional named Spooky Julie to help.

Then some Townies bring news stories of their own! Including: a wild car chase, the story of a true-life forensic scientist who experiences dumb criminals all day long, appliance-thieves who left their phone number at the scene of the crime, and a man who burned down his house while trying to incinerate spiders!

Greg Hess - Mow the Pendergrass

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 16 Nov 2018 08:00:00 +0000

The guys are joined by comedian Greg Hess to discuss a story involving a mysterious fiery hole in Arkansas!

Andrew Santino - The Emergency Room Gentlemen's Lounge

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 13 Nov 2018 08:00:00 +0000

This week, comedian Andrew Santino visits Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, a man is arrested after booby-trapping a federal agent.

Story 2 is a Greenlee! It's the tale of a shirtless man hanging out by the dumpsters and causing a disturbance.

In Story 3, the name of a new strip club has some citizens concerned.

Mo Mandel - His Whole Life Is An Avalanche

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 09 Nov 2018 08:00:00 +0000

This week comedian Mo Mandel joins the guys for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town to discuss the story of a criss-crossing crime spree in Billings, Montana!

Mary Holland - Buttershots

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 06 Nov 2018 08:00:00 +0000

This week, comedian/actor Mary Holland visits Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, a housemaid thoroughly cleans her client's liquor cabinet.

For Story 2, a man gets stabbed at a haunted house.

In Story 3, a suspicious man on the roof claims he's dying.

Chris Cubas - Johnny Brisket Over Here!

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 02 Nov 2018 07:00:00 +0000

This Friday, comedian Chris Cubas comes on down to Dumb People Town to discuss a botched watch theft in Florida involving a barbecue joint, a conspicuous getaway vehicle, and a Wawa!

Kevin Nealon - A Goat Named Voldemort

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 30 Oct 2018 07:00:00 +0000

This week the legendary Kevin Nealon comes on down to Dumb People Town!

Story 1 brings us a crook who tries to commit robbery using Scrabble tiles.

In Story 2: this isn't Harry Potter, but a boy finds himself under attack from Voldemort.

Story 3 is the tale of a man who cracked some malt liquor open in a questionable location.

Johnny Pemberton - A Swagger of Fools

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 26 Oct 2018 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton swims on down the river to Dumb People Town to discuss the story of a man who exposed himself at a bar and attempted to swim away from police.

Arden Myrin - Scary Clown Donuts

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 23 Oct 2018 08:21:00 +0000

This week comedian Arden Myrin visits Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, we meet a man whose dream job actually involves dreaming... and cats.

Then the group swaps some stories, including Arden's very own hometown tale!

In the final segment: a new, super-creepy food delivery service.

Greg Behrendt - Is This A Banksy?

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 19 Oct 2018 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian and author Greg Behrendt joins the DPT crew! Raising a child is expensive. In today's story, some parents learn this lesson the hard way when their toddler discovers an envelope full of cash.

Chad Daniels - The No-Dad Challenge

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 16 Oct 2018 07:13:00 +0000

This week, comedian Chad Daniels makes his way to Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, a group of joyriding teens rob a pot dispensary... but steal the wrong herb.

Story 2 brings us a spicy ramen challenge that sends a woman to the hospital.

In Story 3 is the tale of a long overdue debt finally being settled.

Steve Agee - Stillwagons Run Deep

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 12 Oct 2018 07:14:00 +0000

Steve "Guess The" Agee returns to Dumb People Town! The gang discusses a drunken, uniquely-named man who sets fire to his own house.

Jon Glaser - You Got This, Bonebreak!

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 09 Oct 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, comedian/actor Jon Glaser moseys on down to Dumb People Town!

In Story 1: A woman steals an ambulance and leads the police in a high speed chase.

Story 2 brings us a naked man "minding his own business" in the woods.

Story 3 is the tale of a topless woman armed with a sword and some meth.

Andy Peters: Community Lube

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 05 Oct 2018 07:00:00 +0000

Andy Peters joins the guys to discuss a story in which a man just wanted someone to watch his dog, but ended up with a lubey surprise.

Jeff B. Davis - Assault and Splattery

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 02 Oct 2018 10:00:00 +0000

This week, Harmontown's own Jeff B. Davis makes a visit to Dumb People Town!

Story 1 brings us a man taking care of yard work in the buff.

Story 2 is the tale of a fight caused by vegetables.

In Story 3, we hear all about a woman who resists arrest in a uniquely disgusting way.

Wendi Starling & Megan Rice - 'Yotes Be Schemin'

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 28 Sep 2018 10:00:00 +0000

This week, Wendi Starling and Megan Rice of Starburns Audio's Jammerz join the guys to discuss a story about some extremely confrontational raccoons.

Greg Fitzsimmons - Show Me What's the Truth

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 Sep 2018 07:10:00 +0000

This week comedian Greg Fitzsimmons comes down to Dumb People Town!

Story 1 brings us an entrepreneurial couple who have invented a new twist on the drive-thru.

Story 2 is the tale of an unfortunately placed electric fence.

For Story 3, we hear all about a robber who's really bad at robbing.

Karl Hess - Going Everclear

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 21 Sep 2018 07:00:00 +0000

Comedian Karl Hess (Yelling About Pâté) joins the guys for a DPT minisode to discuss a story in which a woman spends quite some time fiddling with her rear end.

Jon Hamm - Cookie Chaser

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 Sep 2018 08:10:00 +0000

This week, esteemed actor and maker-of-funnies Jon Hamm returns to Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, a very sorry, very naked man starts a cookie-fire.

Story 2 brings us a (now unemployed) school principal who picks a unique way to welcome the new kindergarteners.

Story 3 is the tale of a man who finds strength in the power of song during his ...journey. I'm sorry!

Ngaio Bealum - Don't Pace Where You Eat

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 14 Sep 2018 07:04:00 +0000

Comedian Ngaio Bealum joins the guys to riff on the tale of a fully nude man pacing in circles, making engine noises, and driving an imaginary racecar.

Kyle Kinane - I'm Just the Wrong Mammal

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 Sep 2018 07:13:00 +0000

Comedian Kyle Kinane ventures to Dumb People Town this week!

In Story 1: some dancing, a stranger's car, and fabric softener.

Story 2 brings us a man who pulls a reverse Cool Hand Luke.

Story 3 is the tale of a very confused couple.

Brody Stevens - This Is Burning Woman

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 07 Sep 2018 04:00:00 +0000

This week, comedian Brody Stevens joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman completes the double whammy of both lighting herself on fire and kicking a police officer in the groin. Enjoy it!

Matt Braunger - Some Men Just Want to Watch the World Foam

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 04 Sep 2018 15:10:00 +0000

This week, Matt Braunger (Advice From a Dipshit) makes his glorious return to Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, we meet a Florida security guard with a pungent pastime that gets him canned.

Story 2 brings us an ol' fashioned cousin-robbery.

Story 3 is a troubling tale of testicular trauma.

Andrea Rosen - Joop Cousteau

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 31 Aug 2018 07:00:00 +0000

For this week's mini, the guys are joined by Stella's Andrea Rosen to discuss the story of a deadbeat dad who lived under a silly alias to avoid paying child support for decades.

85: Emma Arnold - LIVE in Petaluma

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 Aug 2018 07:22:00 +0000

In a live episode from the Pet-a-llama Comedy Festival, the gang gets into some Flato updates. Then they're joined by comedian Emma Arnold into the stories.

Story 1 : Planet Earth: Dumb People Town.

Story 2 brings a woman who left her contact lens in a little too long -- as in, decades too long.

Then the gang breaks down some Townie-provided stories.

Willie Hunter - Don't Do You

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 24 Aug 2018 08:47:00 +0000

Comedian Willie Hunter joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in a DPT Mini to discuss the tale of a knife-wielding, deputy-punching woman with an apt name who's in a dispute over a TV!

Patton Oswalt - Swing It Wherever You Want

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 Aug 2018 07:00:00 +0000

This week, comedic genius Patton Oswalt visits Dumb People Town!

Story 1: a grilled chicken dispute.

Story 2 brings us a man who tells investigators he wasn't drinking and driving, but was only drinking bourbon at traffic signals and stop signs.

Story 3 is the tale of a man who can accomplish some wild things with watermelons.

Doug Fager - Fear The Walking Dead Seeds

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 17 Aug 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Doug Fager (Roast Battle) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a family-owned sunflower farm is permanantly closed to the public after way too many instagrammers show up.

Esther Povitsky - Rehome My Cheeseburger

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 Aug 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Esther Povitsky (Alone Together, Glowing Up) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!

In Story 1, Starbucks customers are shocked when a man kicks his way through the ceiling.

In Story 2, a man puts a 6-year-old McDonalds cheeseburger and fries up for sale on Ebay.

In Story 3, a couple, high on bath salts, mistakes fireflies for alien lasers.

Matt Price - No Pun Intended

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 10 Aug 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Matt Price (Regular Show) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a burglar breaks into an escape room and can't find his way out.

Paul F. Tompkins - Stagno the Magnificent

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 Aug 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, the King of Podcasting, the venerable Paul F. Tompkins returns to Dumb People Town!

Story 1 brings us a heated brawl that ensues when McDonald's worker has had enough with water cup shenanigans.

In Story 2: an unusual case involving a stolen car.

Story 3 is the tale of one man's abrupt reality check with regards to Planet Fitness judgement-free zone.

Brendan Walsh - I've Got The Tits To Pull This Off

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 03 Aug 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Brendan Walsh (Do You Know Who Jason Segel Is? podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a topless woman drives a stolen front-end loader across town.

Jeff Ross - I'm Kinda in a Woody Guthrie Song

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 31 Jul 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Roastmaster General Jeff Ross joins the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!

In Story #1, a pair of scared train-hoppers seek out help from 911 dispatchers. Then Jeff and gang discuss the new season of Roast Battle, the art of roasting, and what it was like for the Sklars to roast each other for the first time.

Story #2 features an impressively airborne minivan.

Story #3 is the tale of a stolen aquarium involving a motorcycle.

Dave Ross - Covered In Blood

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 27 Jul 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Dave Ross (Suicide Buddies) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested after robbing a jewelry store, cutting himself in the process, and leaving his blood all over the scene of the crime.

Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson - Straight Outta My Dog's Dick

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 Jul 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We Fucked podcast) return to Dumb People Town with the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk!

In Story #1, a cheating boyfriend is busted by a Jimmy John's delivery guy.

In Story #2, a woman drinks her dog's still-hot urine and claims it has fixed her acne.

In Story #3, a man is arrested after giving his drivers license to the teller at the bank he was robbing.

Jay Light - Dumb Town Friendly

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 20 Jul 2018 18:03:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jay Light for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a shark drags a woman in to crocodile-infested Australian waters.

Ben Schwartz - Cokebusters

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 Jul 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Ben Schwartz joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, an SUV is torched for being too loud. In Story #2, someone calls the cops to complain that he had been sold bad drugs. In Story #3, a man is arrested for fighting his own reflection in a bar window. Check out Ben's movies An Actor Prepares and Blue Iguana, out this August! And stick around at the end of the episode for a taste of Daniel's new podcast, Pen Pals with Daniel & Rory!

Jade Catta-Preta - The Smell Was Deafening

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 13 Jul 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jade Catta-Preta (Future Man) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a woman and her son get pooped on from a plane flying overhead.

James Adomian - Tell Me What She Said, Damn It

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 10 Jul 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, James Adomian joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a husband declares his marriage over after his wife salts popcorn at movie theater. In Story #2, a 63-year-old woman has her mouth inseminated after eating ...

Shane Mauss - Tinder for Vandalism

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 06 Jul 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Shane Mauss (Here We Are) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a woman is arrested for throwing bricks at a man's car.

Updates to Some of Our Favorite DPT Stories!

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 03 Jul 2018 12:00:00 +0000

In a special July 4th edition of Dumb People Town, Randy, Jason, and Dan revisit some classic DPT stories and get the updates!

In Story #1, the man who donated his toe to a Canadian cocktail (first mentioned in the Jason Mantzoukas episode).

In Story #2, a flat earther rocket-launches himself into the sky.

In Story #3, the Sheboygan clogger has finally been caught!

With updates out of the way, Story #4 features a woman who gets her head stuck in an exhaust pipe at a country music festival.

Greg Behrendt & Amiira Ruotola - The Word Is Poop

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 29 Jun 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola (Maybe It's You) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a rogue pooper is caught in the act by a neighborhood sting operation.

Kyle Dunnigan - You Don't Have To Be Lonely

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Kyle Dunnigan join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!

In Story #1, a road rage situation leads to one man defecating on another.

In Story #2, a woman sees a snake slithering out of the air vent of her car.

In Story #3, investigators search for a couple of brazen shoplifters.

Brian Moses - Live From Oklahoma!

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 Jun 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Brian Moses (Roast Battle) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Oklahoma for a live Dumb People Town!

In Story #1, a woman is cited for causing urine to explode in a 7-11 microwave.

In Story #2, a school superintendent is charged with repeatedly pooping on the athletic field.

Finally, an assortment of dumb stories from the townies!

21: Minisode: Johnny Pemberton - Glove Your Junk

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 15 Jun 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Johnny Pemberton (Action Point, Live to Tape) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for walking naked through his neighborhood.

Jessica St. Clair & Lennon Parham - Cumspringa

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 Jun 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Jessica St. Clair & Lennon Parham (WOMP It Up!) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a drunk driving suspect mixes Xanax and booze in an attempt to live their life like Jesus. In Story #2, a graduate's cake f...

John Roy - Eight Stone of Poo

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 08 Jun 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian John Roy for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, an angry man stores up his own feces before shoving it through a friend's letter box through a hose.

Tig Notaro - A Clive and Kickin'

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 Jun 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Tig Notaro (Happy to Be Here) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!

In Story #1, a man finds live WWI artillery shell in his neighbor's trash.

In Story #2, a retired math teacher drives up and down the neighborhood masturbating out of his van to donate sperm.

In Story #3, officers receive a call from a man who is being followed by a pig.

Emma Arnold - Rename the Boy

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 01 Jun 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Emma Arnold (Yes Please) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a parent misspells their child's name on a tattoo.

Flula Borg - Fingers Out, Trying To Do Something

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 29 May 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Flula Borg joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a local doctor is found passed out with a hand around his penis. In Story #2, a man gets attacked by a shark, bear, and rattlesnake. In Story #3, a burglar dis...

David Huntsberger - You Don't Mow My Grass

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 25 May 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by David Huntsberger (The Space Cave) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for drunk driving a lawn mower.

LIVE from Chicago!

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 22 May 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Dave Pasquesi (Veep) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Chicago for a live Dumb People Town!

In Story #1, a man steals cars to impress his son.

In Story #2, a community bans together against organized sex parties happening at a house in the neighborhood.

And finally, an assortment of dumb stories from the townies!

Sara Benincasa - Failing Up Since The Beginning of Time

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 18 May 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Sara Benincasa (Real Artists Have Days Jobs) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, the police think they may have found the world's dumbest criminal.

Gareth Reynolds - How High is Too Far?

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 15 May 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a drunk tourist has a rough night after he gets lost on his way back to his hotel and finds himself climbing the Italian Alps. In Story #2, a...

Keith & Chemda - Looks Like I'm Going To Jail

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 11 May 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili (My Opening Line, Keith and the Girl) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a former USPS carrier is charged with failing to deliver thousands of pieces of mail.

I Don't Like What Happened Here

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 08 May 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!

In Story #1, a hangry woman claims she couldn't order french fries at taco bell because the workers there are racist.

In Story #2, a man walks into a Speedway and very calmly steals two 18-packs of beer.

In Story #3, a father struggles to help his daughter with some strangely-worded anatomy homework.

And finally, a voicemail from TSA agent Michael Kissick.

Pick up Alison's new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)!

Josh Adam Meyers - Shit's Gonna Get Damp

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 04 May 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Josh Adam Meyers (Goddamn Comedy Jam, F is for Family) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a drunk driver is arrested while covered in dog poop.

Trae Crowder - Smell My Ride

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 01 May 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Trae Crowder (The Liberal Redneck Manifesto: Draggin' Dixie Outta the Dark) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man is arrested after crashing into a police cruiser while intoxicated and operating a van f...

Sarah Silverman - It Escalated So Quickly

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 Apr 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Sarah Silverman (I Love You, America) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!

In Story #1, a man trashes a hotel room with pepperoni and seagulls.

In Story #2, a zoo operation manager puts an intruder in an alligator hold.

In Story #3, a woman thinks she has food poisoning, but instead finds out she's pregnant and giving birth.

Minisode: Piping Hot

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 20 Apr 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are back for another minisode! In this week's story, a woman orders lasagne and is surprised by a scalding hot squirt of marinara sauce.

Natasha Leggero & Moshe Kasher - The Sketti Defense

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 Apr 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Natasha Leggero & Moshe Kasher (The Honeymoon Special, Another Period) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!

In Story #1, a man in a bull costume attempts to burn down a house with ragu.

In Story #2, an adult man challenges a 15-year-old boy to a nunchucks fight.

In Story #3, a McDonalds employee is fired for putting his mixtape into happy meals instead of the toy.

And finally, a voicemail from Mark Wahlberg.

Jeremiah Watkins - Bad Dad

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 13 Apr 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jeremiah Watkins (Jeremiah Wonders podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is found naked in a helicopter after driving a car into a lake.

Karen Kilgariff - Sword Stores

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 10 Apr 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Karen Kilgariff (My Favorite Murder) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!

In Story #1, a samurai sword-wielding girlfriend seeks revenge against her "E-thlete" boyfriend.

Story #2 features a Bigfoot Truther who is suing the state of California.

In Story #3, a Wisconsin women's restroom is plagued by a serial toilet clogger.

Minisode: Julian McCullough - There's No Crying Over Spilled Milk

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 06 Apr 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Julian McCullough (Soft Spot podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, two men get into a heated fight over a glass of milk.

Kevin Pollak - Hold On Loosely

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 03 Apr 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Kevin Pollak (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, freebie train sex is caught on camera. In Story #2, a man sets his neighbor's car on fire in retaliation for the theft of his law...

Minisode: Kara Klenk - Eat My Way Through This Mistake

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 30 Mar 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Kara Klenk (If You Build It show at UCB) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a woman mistakes a jail security booth for a fast food drive-thru.

Seth Green - There Will Be Sauce

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 27 Mar 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Seth Green (Robot Chicken) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!

In Story #1, a naked man on an ATV leads the authorities on a chase.

Story #2 features a man who tries to get out of a DUI by offering the cop weed.

In Story #3, a man steals a pot of meatballs.

Finally, a voicemail from Kris Kristofferson wraps up the show.

Amy Miller - Naturally Frosted Tips

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 23 Mar 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Amy Miller (Who's Your God? podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man's obituary paints a riveting picture.

Brad Meltzer - Soft Corn Porn

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 20 Mar 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, author Brad Meltzer joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, customers are surprised by porn at Burger King. Then, the guys talk about Brad's new book, The Escape Artist, before getting into Story #2, in which a...

Hampton Yount pt. 3 - Drunk on Chipotle Margs

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 16 Mar 2018 12:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined again by comedian Hampton Yount (Suicide Buddies podcast, MST3K) for another DPT minisode! In this week’s story, an argument between a man and a woman result in the loss of a gold tooth. Plus, Steven Seagal calls ...

Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson - A Toddler in an Adult Sleeping Bag

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 13 Mar 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We Fucked) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in a live episode of Dumb People Town! In Story #1, two men fight for the title of World's Biggest Penis. In Story #2, a man is found drunk and naked l...

Hampton Yount pt. 2 - Catch Up With My Peeps

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 09 Mar 2018 12:57:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined again by comedian Hampton Yount (Suicide Buddies podcast, MST3K) for another DPT minisode! In this week’s story, the cops chase down a particularly dumb drunk driver. Then, a voicemail from Dr. Phil!

Andy Richter - How ‘Bout a Shotgun, Dummy?

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 06 Mar 2018 13:00:00 +0000

This week, comedian Andy Richter (CONAN) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a fight over cheesecake leads to an arrest. Story #2 features a mailbox full of fish. In Story #3, a woman pulls multiple worms out of her e...

Hampton Yount - Yeah, He Was Naked

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 02 Mar 2018 13:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Hampton Yount (Suicide Buddies podcast, MST3K) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a naked Florida man robs a bank and throws money at onlookers. Plus, a voicemail from Mark Wahlberg!

Brian Posehn - Laugh Our Tasers Off

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 27 Feb 2018 13:00:00 +0000

This week, comedian Brian Posehn joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!

In Story #1, a man is arrested for aggravated assault after stealing Slim Jims.

Story #2 features a drunk driver who calls the cops on himself.

In Story #3, a man hurls a cup of clam chowder at a woman’s car.

Finally, a voicemail from Nic Cage, who has an interesting business proposition.

Minisode: Nate Craig - The Rush Hour Bandit

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 23 Feb 2018 08:01:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Nate Craig for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a Utah man tries to rob a bank with a stolen car...but forgets the keys in the bank.

Pete Holmes - Frightened Farmer

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 20 Feb 2018 13:00:00 +0000

This week, comedian Pete Holmes (Crashing, You Made It Weird) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man’s own sword is used against him. Then, they talk about season 2 of Pete’s show Crashing, before getting in Story ...

Nick Antonyan - Missile Sled

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 16 Feb 2018 13:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian and youtuber Nick Antonyan for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man skis a rocket bike off of a roof and falls on a fence.

Jamie Lee - Black Sparrow

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 13 Feb 2018 13:00:00 +0000

This week, comedian Jamie Lee (HBO's Crashing) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man in Russia drives a stolen tank into a supermarket and steals a bottle of wine. In Story #2, fed up with searching for the perfec...

Keith Carey & Connor McSpadden - It's Not The Weekend Somewhere

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 09 Feb 2018 13:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Keith Carey & Connor McSpadden (Mean Boys podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a Florida man is arrested for a DUI after confusing a bank drive-thru for a Taco Bell.

Scott Thompson - Butter Him Up! (Live From SF Sketchfest)

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 06 Feb 2018 12:00:00 +0000

This week, the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Scott Thompson (The Kids in the Hall) live from SF Sketchfest! In Story 1, a man sets the garage on fire in retaliation after his roommate draws phallic symbols on his face while he was passed out. S...

Jackie Johnson - Meat Me

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 02 Feb 2018 11:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jackie Johnson (Natch Beaut podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a trail of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos lead the cops straight to perpetrators of a robbery.

Neal Brennan - I Am My Own Baby

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 30 Jan 2018 12:29:00 +0000

This week, comedian Neal Brennan (Female Brain, 3 Mics, Chappelle’s Show) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town!

In Story #1, a man punches an ATM that gives him too much money.

In Story #2, a man calls 911 to complain about the size of his meal.

Then, Story #3 features a man who feels like he’s been robbed.

Finally, Al Gore leaves a voicemail about the recent wild fires!

Barry Rothbart - Got a Lot of Lint in Him

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 26 Jan 2018 20:28:00 +0000

Time for another DPT minisode! This week the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Barry Rothbart (Downward Dog, Get High & Save the World podcast)! In this week’s story, a man is rescued after stealing a swan boat and marooning himself on a f...

Scott Aukerman - Too Spicy to Put in Print

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 23 Jan 2018 11:00:00 +0000

This week, comedian Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang! Bang!) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a youtube prankster cements in his head in a microwave. Story #2 features a woman who loves having sex with ghosts. Then in s...

Kyle Ayers - Landlocked Shrimp

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Fri, 19 Jan 2018 11:00:00 +0000

On the very first DPT minisode, the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Kyle Ayers (Boast Rattle, Never Seen It podcast)! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for getting into a fight with another man over shrimp.

John Early & Kate Berlant - It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Sconce

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 16 Jan 2018 11:08:00 +0000

This week, comedians John Early & Kate Berlant (The Characters, Search Party, 555) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a West Virginia man torches a strip club to keep his girlfriend from stripping. Story #2 features a...

Joey CoCo Diaz - Just Go There and Figure It Out

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 09 Jan 2018 11:00:00 +0000

This week, comedian Joey CoCo Diaz (The Church of What's Happening Now) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, four Teslas are stolen by four separate men. Story #2 stars a hungry night owl who takes matters into his own...

Todd Glass - Major Factor in an Unusual Situation

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 02 Jan 2018 05:10:00 +0000

This week, comedian Todd Glass joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a bizarre incident involving a man covered in deer blood. Story #2 brings us a self-taught rocket scientist / limo driver. Story #3 is the tale of a...

Joe DeRosa - LIVE from Houston

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 Dec 2017 06:26:00 +0000

This week, the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk come to you live from Houston, joined by comedian and actor Joe DeRosa (Better Call Saul, Emotional Hangs)! The group recounts some Jan Flato facts before jumping into Story #1, which is the tale of a man who h...

Tony Hinchcliffe - Shark Vomit Jesus Birth

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 Dec 2017 06:31:00 +0000

This week, Tony Hinchcliffe (Kill Tony, One Shot) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a theft of holiday decorations involving a shark, a T-Rex, and the zoo. Story #2 brings us a Ferrari thief who ain't got gas mone...

Nikki Glaser - Soft Rock Bottom

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 Dec 2017 17:14:00 +0000

This week, comedian and actor Nikki Glaser (Not Safe with Nikki Glaser) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk on Dumb people Town! In Story #1, we visit a movie theater where a couple is caught in a compromising position. Story #2 lets us know that when you're here, you're family. Story #3 brings a rousing Rascal Safeway theft. To wrap up the show, "Making A Murderer" "star" Ken Kratz joins the show to talk mandatory hugs.

Dan Harmon - That's Shoot-You-In-The-Arm Money

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 Dec 2017 12:27:00 +0000

This week, Writer/Producer/Fellow Feral Podcaster Dan Harmon (Rick & Morty, Harmontown) makes his grand return to Dumb People Town with the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk! The group discusses desk buttons before jumping into Story #1, in which a Florida couple unsuccessfully fakes a break-in. In Story #2, a stolen rental car caper goes south. Story #3 brings Australian Maccas shenanigans. To wrap up the show, Mark Wahlberg joins the gang to discuss upcoming projects, his checkered past, and holiday plans.

Steve Agee - Don't Fret

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 Nov 2017 05:50:00 +0000

This week, actor and comedian Steve Agee (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, We're No Doctors) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! Steve recounts military school before jumping into Story #1, in which a man finds himself locked in a ...

Jimmy Pardo - Mile Thigh Emporium

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 Nov 2017 10:00:00 +0000

This week, comedian and podcaster Jimmy Pardo (Never Not Funny, Playing Games with Jimmy Pardo) visits The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! Jimmy tells the story of an encounter with a fan, and then in Story #1, we hear all about an ina...

Judah Friedlander - Champagne Torino

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 Nov 2017 10:00:00 +0000

This week, Judah Friedlander (30 Rock, Bordertown) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! The group talks about the story behind Judah's new standup special, "America Is The Greatest Country In The United States," before we jump into Story #1, in which a Florida politician purports to have met aliens. In Story #2 brings us a man who slides into the police's DM's. And Story #3 is the tale of a supposedly unlawful sing-along. To wrap up the episode, a voicemail from actor Adam Driver about the new Star Wars trailer!

Lauren Lapkus - Thinking Outside the Bun

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 Nov 2017 10:00:00 +0000

This week, actor/improviser/writer/podcasting mover-and-shaker Lauren Lapkus (Orange is the New Black, With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! The group discusses Lauren's recent trip to Vegas before ...

Breckin Meyer - P*ssy on the Hood

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 31 Oct 2017 09:00:00 +0000

This week, Breckin Meyer (Robot Chicken) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk down in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, moaning sounds from a car sparks concern from an officer. We find out why Breckin recently bought a sword before diving into Story #2, which involves a flaming broom. Breckin tells the story of the Robot Chicken's genesis, before Story #3 brings us an alleged time-traveller. To wrap up the episode, Randy Newman joins the show to share some controversial new tunes.

Jay Larson - Snuggle Buddiez at Fatty's Bar

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 Oct 2017 09:00:00 +0000

This week, Jay Larson (The Crabfeast) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! Story #1 starts with a bank robbery and ends with an arrest at KFC. In Story #2, we learn about a new service for people who just want to snuggle. Story ...

Bert Kreischer - Read My Pendant

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 16:05:00 +0000

This week, comedian Bert Kreischer (Bertcast) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Virk in Dumb People Town! Story #1 brings us up a tree in Regina. DVK tells his own personal story of falling from a tree, and the group discusses Sober October. In Story #...

Matt Besser - Soft Swing

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 10 Oct 2017 10:00:00 +0000

This week, Matt Besser (Upright Citizens Brigade, improv4humans) drives his minivan all the way down to Dumb People Town! Along with Matt, the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk jump into Story #1, in which a swingers party goes south real quick. The group ta...

Dave Anthony - Control the Bag

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 03 Oct 2017 09:00:00 +0000

This week, comedian and friend of the pod Dave Anthony (The Dollop) makes a grand return to Dumb People Town, driven there by a bear! Dave talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about The Dollop and LA Podfest before jumping into Story #1, in which a...

Paul F. Tompkins - Mid-Squat, Pants Down, & Unashamed

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 26 Sep 2017 10:00:00 +0000

This week, incredible comedian, sartorial dynamo, and podcaster extraordinaire Paul F. Tompkins (Bojack Horseman, SPONTANEANATION) jogs over to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Paul about trying forging new paths before diving i...

Keegan-Michael Key - Sh*t's Out the Window on This One

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 19 Sep 2017 10:00:00 +0000

This week, Keegan-Michael Key (Friends From College, Key & Peele) calmly drives to Dumb People Town with a nail embedded in his chest! Keegan talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about the power of surprise in comedy, before jumping into Story #1, i...

Adam Conover - Operation Extra Olives

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 12 Sep 2017 10:00:00 +0000

This week, Adam Conover (Adam Ruins Everything) rides on the wing of a plane all the way to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk discuss Adam's television show, Adam Ruins Everything, in which Adam spills the truth-beans on all sorts of sub...

Jen Kirkman - Kimono Logic

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 05 Sep 2017 15:00:00 +0000

This week, amazing comedian Jen Kirkman (Just Keep Livin'?) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk down in Dumb People Town! DVK shares his real life Seinfeld moment, before jumping into Story #1, in which police light a naked man on fire. Jen sheds so...

Henry Zebrowski - Chirk Dones

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 29 Aug 2017 10:00:00 +0000

This week, actor and comedian Henry Zebrowski (Last Podcast on the Left, Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell) rides a ghost train all the way down to Dumb People Town! The guys give us an update on Jan Flato before getting into Story #1, in which a dared...

Tig Notaro - Take It Down a Notch

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 22 Aug 2017 10:00:00 +0000

This week, comedian, actor, writer, and new vegan Tig Notaro (One Mississippi) makes the trip down to Dumb People Town riding on the hood of a car! Tig tells the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about how her diet amazingly helped her chronic pain before div...

Jason Nash - Maybe On The Way Out

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 15 Aug 2017 10:00:00 +0000

This week, comedian Jason Nash (Views podcast, JasonNashComedy on YouTube) heads on down to Dumb People Town! Jason talks to the Sklar Brothers and Dan Van Kirk about the demise of Vine, having a podcast with a 21-year-old, and doing comedy, before div...

Jason Mantzoukas - Dibblin’ a Toe In

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 08 Aug 2017 10:00:00 +0000

This week, Jason Mantzoukas (The House) tiptoes his way over to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Jason about his experience working on The House, the inception of his hilarious podcast How Did This Get Made?, and Jason's theory ...

Tiffany Haddish - Oooh, Your Coochie Minty!

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 10:00:00 +0000

This week, Tiffany Haddish (Girls Trip) comes on Down to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Tiffany about being a part of one of the summer's biggest hit films. In Story #1, a woman puts out a fire that has engulfed her boyfriend,...

Tony Hale - Today Has Not Been A Good Day

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 Jul 2017 04:52:00 +0000

This week, Tony Hale (Veep, Transformers: The Last Knight, Arrested Development) slides into the backseat of an official state car and takes it all the way down to Dump People Town! Tony talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about getting to work on ...

Kumail Nanjiani - D in the W

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 Jul 2017 10:00:00 +0000

This week, Kumail Nanjiani (The Big Sick, Silicon Valley) starts a Grand Theft Auto mission and winds up in Dumb People Town! Kumail talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about his smash hit movie "The Big Sick," working with Ray Romano, and how tric...

Colin Hanks - The Legend of Baggy Pants

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 Jul 2017 10:00:00 +0000

Colin Hanks (Life in Pieces) rides a hoverboard into Dumb People Town this week! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Colin about his documentary “All Things Must Pass,” and how much Tower Records meant -- and still means -- to people. Story #1 is h...

Jonah Ray - LIVE

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 04 Jul 2017 10:00:00 +0000

On the first ever Dumb People Town Hall in Los Angeles, Jonah Ray (Meltdown with Jonah & Kumail, Hidden America, Netflix’s MST3K) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk live from the Starburns Castle! Dan runs through the Flato Blotter, before diving int...

Chris Sullivan - The Curious Case of the Strawberry Sh*tter

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 27 Jun 2017 10:00:00 +0000

This week, Chris Sullivan (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2) joins Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk discuss Chris's recent meteoric rise, before jumping into Story #1, in which a man files a lawsuit after a bad date. Chris tells the gro...

Tom Segura - A Plaque That Reads “Unjustice”

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 20 Jun 2017 12:47:00 +0000

This week, Tom Segura drives his truck down to Dumb People Town while half-naked. The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk discuss Tom’s new album “Mostly Stories,” including Tom’s “Scared Straight” bit and its real-life repercussions. In Story #1, a burglar att...

Thomas Middleditch - Rectum for a Dream

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 13 Jun 2017 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Thomas Middleditch (Silicon Valley) rides on (yes, ON) the trunk of a car all the way down the highway to Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man proves that when you’re drunk, inertia does not apply. The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Tho...

Sal Vulcano - Not A Lot, I Can Get It For You

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 06 Jun 2017 13:29:00 +0000

This week, Sal Vulcano (Impractical Jokers) rides a bright orange ferry over to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Sal about the lasting success of Impractical Jokers. In Story #1, a couple gets caught in compromising positions ...

Moshe Kasher - Doo Doo Mist

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 30 May 2017 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Moshe Kasher (Problematic with Moshe Kasher) steals a golf cart and rides it all the way down to Dumb People Town! Moshe talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about his new show, Problematic, and what it's like being a CODA. Story #1 is t...

Maria Bamford - Grab the Pineapple of Life

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 23 May 2017 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Maria Bamford hitches a ride into Dumb People Town with the Schwan man! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Maria about her new Netflix special "Old Baby" before diving into Story #1, in which door-to-door meat salesmen straddle the line...

Guy Branum - Walking-Around Money

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 16 May 2017 14:23:00 +0000

This week, Guy Branum (Talk Show the Game Show) hitchhikes down to Dumb People Town! After discussing a surprise visitor on the Dumb People Town Facebook page, the group tackles Story #1, in which a bank robber has a difficult time communicating. Guy...

Rob Corddry - How You Eeling Today?

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 09 May 2017 12:00:00 +0000

This week, Rob Corddry (of Elizabeth Warren's favorite television show, "Ballers") unicycles all the way down to Dumb People Town! Rob talks about getting a gun pulled on him in Florida, and in Story #1, a member of the Illuminati is arrested after eme...

Mark Normand - 2 to 4 Throwing Stars

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 02 May 2017 14:51:00 +0000

This week, the hilarious Mark Normand arrives in Dumb People Town on a stolen bulldozer. Mark tells The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk what it was like opening for Louis CK during the taping of his newest special.

Story #1, a mayoral candidate has an unusual outburst involving a basketball. Mark recorded his new special in a synagogue, and he tells the gang about it.

Story #2, an 8-year-old child takes matters into his own hands in his quest for a cheeseburger.

Story #3 introduces a legendary citizen of Dumb People Town who gets himself into a gambling mishap. A voicemail is interrupted by a murderous celebrity guest who is now selling wind chimes.

Doug Benson - The Yolk Has Been Broken

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 25 Apr 2017 04:00:00 +0000

This week, Doug Benson (The High Court with Doug Benson) moseys on down to Dumb People Town. The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk discuss Doug's new show, The High Court.

Story #1, a man is dumbfounded that the community doesn't appreciate when he brings his pets to the park.

In Story #2, a Grindr date is broken up.

In Story #3 a record is broken that may make you lose your appetite for Cadbury Creme eggs. Ira Glass leaves a very informative voicemail.

Andy Daly - Pressing Chubbs

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 18 Apr 2017 05:00:00 +0000

This week, Review's Andy Daly makes the journey to Dumb People Town aboard an inflatable raft held together by duct tape. Along with The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk, Andy discusses Review's seminal episode, "Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes," and Orson Welles.

Story #1 brings us a man accused of practicing medicine without a license, and leads to impassioned discourse about circumcision. The group chats about Andy's disturbingly hilarious character, Don DiMello.

Story #2: the tale of a turkey skin skirmish. Andy spills the beans on his fear of Y2K.

Story #3 involves a car crash blamed on the legendary mythical beast, Sasquatch.

Mark Wahlberg leaves a voicemail describing the Wahlberg family Thanksgiving traditions and pumping up an upcoming project.

Sam Richardson - That's A Good No-Call

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 11 Apr 2017 05:00:00 +0000

Sam Richardson (Detroiters, Veep) hang-glides down to Dumb People Town this week! The group explores Sam's Second City past, DVK's Elton John story, and discusses

Story #1: a drunken assault at the Taco Villa. The four discuss Sam's new show Detroiters, as well as the city of Detroit.

Story #2 is the tale of a high school math teacher who makes some poor choices on the road... on a school night.

Story #3 involves a man playing bartender in a grocery store and getting away scott free. Javier Bardem leaves a voicemail describing a helpful tool for parents.

Dan Harmon - The Nissan Ring of Power

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 04 Apr 2017 14:11:00 +0000

This week, Feral Audio's own Dan Harmon (Harmontown, Rick and Morty) travels to Dumb People Town by way of a stolen rental car at 4AM! Dan tells The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about how he mines material for his podcast.

Story #1 involves a family who comes home to find a surprise on their couch. The group then discusses Rick and Morty's surprise Season 3 premiere drop on April Fool's Day, and the perils of the creative process.

For Story #2, hear how a group of ne'er-do-wells gets in multiple fights over the course of an evening, eventually resulting in grand theft auto.

Story #3 is the tale of an alleged conversion by means of an anointed cake. Stone Cold Steve Austin leaves a voicemail with some very enticing offers.

Aisha Tyler - Banned From Ouija

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 Mar 2017 15:07:00 +0000

Archer's Aisha Tyler joins The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk this week for a quick weekend trip down to Dumb People Town! Aisha tells the guys about her distracted therapist, and they get into Story #1, in which a high school track team encounters a walk-...

Matt Walsh - Under The Turkish Bus

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 Mar 2017 14:50:00 +0000

Veep's Matt Walsh is taking the bus to Dumb People Town this week, and we made sure to save him a spot underneath in the baggage storage area. Just until the next stop!

Story #1 - Matt joins The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk to discuss the story of a drunken man who hijacked a bus in Georgia. The group shares their Turkish bus stories (pro tip: ask what the clear liquid is before you drink it) and they chat about HBO's "Veep."

Story #2 is the tale of a man who mugged his friend for beer money.

Story #3 involves an indecent proposal at a Taco Bell.

Michael Kissick, the world's friendliest TSA agent, leaves a voicemail.

Dave Anthony & Gareth Reynolds - Garage Lemons

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 14 Mar 2017 05:00:00 +0000

This week, Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds of The Dollop pull over for a quick rest stop in Dumb People Town! Story #1 involves a drunken shower intruder. Dave and Gareth talk about what it's like to do their podcast live. Story #2 is the tale of a r...

Jamar Neighbors - Jesus, Take The Snake

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 Mar 2017 07:59:00 +0000

This week, Jamar Neighbors (Keanu) is along for the ride down to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Jamar about the origins of The Comedy Store & Comedy Central's Roast Battle. Jamar tells the DPT crew how Cedric The Entertainer encouraged him to be a comedian, how he landed his role in Keanu, and how he quit substitute teaching.

Story #1, a woman gets her pet stuck in her gauged earlobe.

Story #2 is the saga of some sword tricks gone wrong.

The final Story is the tale of a woman with an unwelcome intruder in her skull.

To wrap it all up, Harrison Ford leaves a voicemail about his rights as a pilot.

Jon Hamm - Bring In The Nerp

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 28 Feb 2017 06:00:00 +0000

World-class actor Jon Hamm journeys on down to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk chat with Jon about goofing around on the set of Mad Men and his experience going to last year's World Series as a Cardinals fan.

Story #1 involves the wrangling of a deer in a super market. Jon tells the tale of his only trip to model-filled Cleveland. The group discusses the Oscars SNAFU and dives into the Marisa Tomei Oscars incident of yesteryear.

Story #2 brings to light a series of escalating incidents stemming from a brawl at a wedding rehearsal dinner. Jon speaks of his experience making Keeping Up with the Joneses, meeting Lionel Richie, and his love of St. Louis local commercials.

Story #3 involves an alternative way to go through the McDonald's drive through.

Steven Seagal leaves a voicemail giving his take on the incident at the Oscars. What's Jon's favorite Girl Scout cookie? Find out on this week's Dumb People Town.

Adam Carolla - The Fin Don't Lie

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 21 Feb 2017 06:00:00 +0000

Adam Carolla (The Adam Carolla Show) joins The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk on a journey down to Dumb People Town! Adam tells the guys about honing his ability to read people. The group then discusses Story #1, which involves a toilet snake (the venomous kind). After deliberating upon Joe Rogan's theory about killer whales and the merits of human dorsal fins, Story #2 emerges -- spoiler alert: it concerns an illicit cartwheel in choir class. Next, Adam regales a tale about stolen eclairs. For Story #3: a scientific study about work efficiency and..."releasing tension." Mark Wahlberg makes an appearance to clear the air about missing Super Bowl memorabilia.

Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark - 27 Waterbeds

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Mon, 13 Feb 2017 21:06:00 +0000

Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark of the smash-hit true crime podcast My Favorite Murder join The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk to break down dumb people doing dumb things! After chatting about My Favorite Murder's inception, the group breaks down Story #1, which involves a multitasking arsonist. Next they deliberate upon Season Two of Fargo, theories about human behavior, and the upcoming court appearance of Robert Durst. The final two stories comprise of a drunk driver armed with a penis pump, and the tale of the Sausage Castle's fiery demise. All this, plus a voicemail from Javier Bardem!

Matt Braunger - Gentlemen's Day

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 07 Feb 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Happy Gentlemen's Day! Matt Braunger of the podcast Ding-Donger with Matt Braunger joins The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk on a trip to Dumb People Town! For Story #1, they break down a meth-fueled, pantsless escapade at the Orlando International Airport...

Scott Rogowsky - LIVE in Madison

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 31 Jan 2017 06:00:00 +0000

The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk are live in Madison, WI, for the first Dumb People Town EVER! Running Late's Scott Rogowsky joins the gang for homemade venison jerky, as well as tales of intimate spider bites, a naked altercation with the police, and an imaginary fire. Hunker down for some midwestern madness.

Ryan Sickler - Sliced Cheese at CVS

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 24 Jan 2017 09:00:00 +0000

Comedian Ryan Sickler of storytelling podcast The CrabFeast joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk! Stories include a regrettable miscommunication about sliced cheese, a painful accident involving a wedding ring, and a woman with a very unusual diet who's looking for love. Nic Cage leaves a voicemail!

Nick Thune - Snowjob

Starburns Audio, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk — Tue, 17 Jan 2017 08:00:00 +0000

Comedian/Actor/Musician triple-threat Nick Thune joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk on Dumb People Town's inaugural (no pun intended) episode! Nick talks about his new SeeSo comedy special, Good Guy, an ill-fated birthday gift he once gave his father, and Marshawn Lynch. The guys discuss an illicit sex act performed upon a snowman and a good ole gas station defecation -- plus they receive a voicemail from Steven Seagal!