http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Visit DumpstersFC.co.uk for all the latest Dumpsters related rubbish. en-gb DumpstersFC.co.uk The Dumpsters failed to show up for Sunday's game as the club reached a new low. With only 3 gifted points to their name this season and four resounding defeats, it's difficult to know where the club can go from here. Relegation to the lowest level of competitive football seems like only the beginning... http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:00:00 GMT Matches The Dumpsters continued their recent improvement in form by coming back from 3-0 down to beat newcomers Winstanley by 9 goals to 8. The match was tightly poised at 4-3 at half time, but an immediate equaliser from Alistair 'UTT' Taylor set the tone for the second half, which was a see-saw affair with the lead changing hands on numerous occasions. With just seconds to go the boys were 8-7 down but two goals in the closing seconds ensured a morale boosting and thoroughly deserved victory. http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:00:00 GMT Matches A short on numbers Dumpsters side was taught a lesson on Sunday as they were tonked by Football Factory. Despite playing some good football at times, the lack of fitness and unavailability of subs saw the team cave in the closing stages, slipping from 6-3 to 12-4 in the final ten minutes. In more positive news, Felix 'Pussy' Baker managed to notch his 50th goal for the Dumpsters in just his 33rd game - a truly awesome goalscoring record by anyone's standards. http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:00:00 GMT Matches The Dumpsters threw away the championship on Sunday as they were thrashed by Non-Sensible Soccer. A dreadful performance saw the boys easily beaten, as the season petered out to an awful conclusion, with just 4 points coming from the last 5 games. http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Sun, 10 Feb 2008 09:00:00 GMT Matches The Dumpsters turned in a dismal performance on Sunday as they were edged out by Kings Arsenal. The opposition's superior passing and movement proved too much for the league leaders as they were comprehensively outplayed, leaving them just a point clear at the top of the table. http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:00:00 GMT Matches The Dumpsters still lead The Championship, but the 100% record has gone after a narrow defeat against a disciplined Chung Ki Koks Warriors side. Although they were level at half time, The Dumpsters failed to hold on despite a battling display, a crippling lack of creativity proving the team's downfall in the end. http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:00:00 GMT Matches The Dumpsters Championship rivals must be quaking in their boots! Groin Hammer failed to show up for their chance to try and derail the Dumpsters runaway title train, giving up before their inevitable thrashing even began. The no show meant another three points for the Dumpsters, who go into the Christmas break with 4 wins out of 4 and a maximum 12 points, 5 clear of their nearest challengers. It's been a remarkable turnaround for the team, going from relegation scrappers to title challengers in a matter of weeks, scoring more goals, conceding fewer, and finally getting some results. http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:00:00 GMT Matches The Dumpsters continued their unbelievable start to the season with yet another victory, this time against old rivals Chelsea Youth. The performance didn't quite live up to the high standards of the previous weeks, but doubles from Alex 'Spal' Sutton and Martin 'Allergies' Dibble were enough to grind out a result. http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:00:00 GMT Matches The Dumpsters moved two points clear at the top of The Championship as they kept up their 100% start to the season with a crushing victory over Clapham Hotspur. With only three regular first-teamers available, two ringers were drafted in for the day and prooved their worth, new-comer Ben netting four goals, a feat matched by leading scorer Felix 'Pussy' Baker as the team put on an attacking masterclass that will leave their league rivals quaking in their boots. A special mention should also be given to Alistair 'UTT' Taylor, whos second half goalkeeping display earned him the Man of the Match award. http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:00:00 GMT Matches The Dumpsters showed the new opposition what The Championship was all about on Sunday as they produced a dazzling second half display to dismantle their opponents and plant themselves firmly at the top of the league. The match was evenly poised at 2-2 at halftime but a 5 goal scoring spree effectively settled the game and got the side off to the perfect start in Season 5. A fine hat-trick from Pussy, a neat brace from UTT and two rare goals from Fraggle wrapped it up for The Dumpsters. http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:00:00 GMT Matches The Dumpsters missed numerous chances on their way to a narrow 5-4 defeat against one-time whipping boys Clapham Hotspur on Sunday, a result that leaves them bottom of the division, and bottom of the whole Pitch Invasion league system - a harsh reflection on the team's outstanding abilities, and testament to the players abject failure when it comes to getting results. http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:00:00 GMT Matches The Dumpsters failed to capitalise on their relative dominance on Sunday as they were held to a draw by the battling Groin Hammer. Luck wasn't on the side of The Dumpsters as a hat-full of chances went begging, with record goal scorer Felix 'Pussy' Baker denied by a mixture of woodwork and excellent goalkeeping, and numerous other chances failed to be converted. http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:00:00 GMT Matches The Dumpsters were trounced 6-2 on Sunday by Championship new-boys The Asbos. Goals from Felix 'Pussy' Baker and Alistair 'UTT' Taylor weren't enough to get anything from the match, and the result sees the team languishing in the bottom two. http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:00:00 GMT Matches The Dumpsters came back from 3-1 down at half time to snatch a point from Chelsea Youth after a 3-3 draw. Some sloppy first half play had left the team looking in trouble, but a dogged second half display and a return to poaching form for Alex 'Spal' Sutton were enough to get them back into it and help stave off defeat. http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:00:00 GMT Matches The Dumpsters romped to a thumping 8-2 victory over Clapham Hotspur on Sunday, claiming their first three points of the season, and moving up to third in the league. Goals from Pussy (3), Spal (2), Allergies (2) and UTT (1) saw them overcome the lacklustre opposition with ease, as their Championship campaign finally kicked into gear. http://www.dumpstersfc.co.uk Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:00:00 GMT Matches