Emergency Broadcast Podcast

Memorial Day Weekend

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Fri, 24 May 2013 01:34:07 -0400

This week we examine the best survival tips for getting through Memorial Day Weekend, as well as the latest news.

National Dog Bite Prevention Week

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:25:00 -0400

The Emergency Broadcast Podcast returns with a whole new half hour format! This week twerking, dog bites, and Angelina Jolie’s breasts are discussed!

Finding Nemo

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 19:26:06 -0500

Pop culture reference kills 9.

National Snow Shortage

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 01:27:58 -0500

America faces its worst snow shortage in years and only the EBP has the necessary information for survival.

Super Flu

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:43:22 -0500

The EBP addresses the latest outbreak of Super Flu.

New legislation: A Gun to The Head of Every American

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 14:47:47 -0500

In the wake of recent events, the Emergency Broadcast Podcast has teamed up with Ron Cohen, CEO of Sig Sauer to create new legislation that will prevent similar occurrences.

War on Drugs Expanded

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:19:39 -0500

Alaskan police have uncovered a new, incredibly dangerous drug and the EBP has the only government approved list of symptoms.

ELEVATED THREAT LEVEL: Soccer

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 16:06:50 -0500

Following an incident in the Netherlands, American Sporting Conference has decided to raise Soccer’s threat level.

REMINDER: Internet still safe in America

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 17:47:09 -0500

After Syria shut off 90% of the internet to their citizen, the United States government would like to issue a friendly reminder.

General Petraeus' Secret Emails EXPOSED

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 18:06:01 -0500

Following a steamy love affair, the EBP has acquired the national secrets made public by General Petraeus and so that we may keep track of what information remains confidential and what is free game.

Hurricane Sandy: Survival Essentials

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 22:18:10 -0400

A comprehensive list of essential items necessary to surviving the coming frankenstorm.

West Nile Virus

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 15:47:58 -0400

The CDC reports it’s highest number of West Nile infections since 2003. What does this mean for you?

Capital Algae

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 16:44:00 -0400

State of Emergency issued following an Algea infestation at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

Hurricane Isaac

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 15:02:57 -0400

Herman Mailor returns to the Emergency Broadcast Podcast, and just in time to report on most threatening hurricane since Katrina.

Chick-Fil-A

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 00:27:37 -0400

Madame Sir weighs in on the big issue of the day.

Milk

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 22:23:10 -0400

Madame Sir is back with a highly disturbing prediction.

New Fire Fighters

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 22:14:23 -0400

The celebrated psychic Madame Sir, takes over the Emergency Broadcast Podcast as Herman Mailor takes a vacation.

Overheard news

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 18:25:19 -0400

As the Emergency Broadcast Podcast continues to wander blind with broken servers, Herman Mailor recants information he heard the other day.

A Slight Breeze

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Mon, 28 May 2012 20:19:33 -0400

With Emergency Broadcast Podcast servers still on the fritz, Herman Mailer makes an educated guess regarding potential threats to the nation.

System Crash

theannualcontact@gmail.com (The Annual) — Wed, 16 May 2012 20:46:31 -0400

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