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What is a social network?

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 1 Oct 2011 10:32:00 -0700

A place where broke people turn into millionaires- I personally have had enough of this, most of my friends on each and every social network that I've registered into think or want to show that they are millionaires. A status update might read "Chilling with my girl, didn't know what to do with my money so i bought her another Benz" like WT F?...and you owe me 10 dollars for the last one month...

A place where girls appear much prettier than they actually are- Have you ever seen a girl's profile pic on a social network...and i mean really look at it carefully then meet up with the same girl later on? it's like she posted the picture of a totally different person on her profile.

I remember planning to meet up with this gorgeous girl i met on twitter a while ago. According to her recently posted pictures she had flawless blond hair, a great smile, a nice body, such an angelic pretty face, but according to her actual self she was literally...for the lack of a harsh word "pretty different".

A place filled with perverts - When a boy posts a really funny status he gets one comment but when a girl posts the same update, she gets almost a hundred likes, comments and a few shares. 90% of all the people commenting, liking and sharing being perverts the chick barely knows and the rest of the population being some of her girl friends.

A place where you can hit on any girl in the world without fear of rejection- I'm pretty guilty for this, I've personally hit on all my social network chick friends. I'm a fan of clubbing and just like every other guy there is that natural fear of rejection until you get pretty drunk...and all hell breaks loose, believe me you will embarrass yourself. In any social network you can use any line you've never used before in the real world and be pretty darn comfortable with it.

A place where you can make threats to someone 10 times your size- let's face it, we all have come into bad terms with someone on facebook, twitter, socialmoola or plus. You might have exchanged pretty bad words, but that's all social networking is limited to, "words". If it were in the real world and you try such a thing you might receive a few punches, kicks and if you are unlucky enough broken bones and total humiliation at least.

A place to instantly become popular- In social networks there are literary millions of girls and dudes dying to be popular, so their strategy is to upload thousands and thousands of annoying pics in their albums and let the world admire them by spamming the stream with messages such as "blondy uploaded 5 new photos", "blondy is single...wait she is engaged to some random dude from peter's party ".

We humans are naturally programmed to want to be famous (the trending topic of the world and among our friends). so if you do this its nothing to be ashamed of, but don't do it alot.

What's wrong with farmers?

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 11:39:00 -0700

Say you're a farmer...and a hot chick just comes to your farm dancing around almost nude with a bunch of cameras following her, what is the first thing that pops up in your mind?

A. "This is my luckiest day i'm gonna nail this chick"

B. "Is there a porn shoot on my farm?...count me in"

C. "I really gotta stop her, she's making me, my pigs and horses all.......well......horny for no reason"

Yeah...you're a really sick pervert if you considered either a or b. The poor farmer would have made a wise decision and pick either C or C.

That is exactly what an Irish farmer chose to do when he saw riri (Rihanna) who posed in an open checked shirt revealing a red bikini on his farm shooting the video for her track "we found love" ... "what the f#ck kind of nick name is RI RI by the way?"

Rihanna was mad at first but the farmer explained why he thinks it is wrong for him morally to allow her to shoot the video there. They reconciled their differences and went farther on as to shake hands.

Ri ri is said to have later on caused a really big fuss about the incident and took to the streets where her fans and several papapazzi were there to witness ....i really can't keep mentioning that name it sounds like she got it from a Chinese liquor store. Here's what the store owner might have said to her "Rihanna...you riri want 2 vodka for break up with white-brack boy Chris brown...no...no...you get 4"

Look at the pictures below, doesn't it look like a porn shoot especially the middle one. Why did chris brown leave ri ri by the way...look at all this booty.

More photos from the scene for you fantasy time

If you were the farmer what would you honestly do?

Why every kid grows up aiming to start using pot a.s.a.p?

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 22:16:00 -0700

Today's kids are very in-disciplined and we shouldn't blame the society for their continued misconduct. As a matter of fact we should blame our selves, there is pot everywhere and it appears drastically in our lives each and every day. Don't believe me?

1. Babies sometimes find themselves on top of speeding vehicles.

I mean how scary would it be if you were to find your self on a speeding car's roof and you haven't even reached the appropriate height to ride a roller coaster?

These are the kinds of memories that kids habour for a lifetime and each time you remember them you pull the 1KG bag of pot out.

2. Babies are threatened with death from balconies. First they give you the name "blanket" then they try to kill you from a balcony with a freakin blanket on your face, i mean WTF,HCU (how could you)? by the way this is a actually the only blanket you could get life imprisonment for throwing off the balcony. Judging from these pics, the king of pop should clearly have steered clear of princesses and dragon movies (Shrek) for a while.

3. If you were not born in Hollywood, then there's the pot evolution process that each kid undergoes.

First there is the potty- remember that? potty training...Take note because that is the first place you've ever heard of the word pot being used legally. It still is at that stage an innocent word and you might say it all the time.Your parents are pretty pleased that you can utter the word pot out loud in the house.

Secondly, your mom tells you to get her the pot in her bedroom- Now you're really really screwed...wait, she's just telling you to get the flower pot for her new lilies.

Thirdly you enroll into pottery class- It still is an innocent stage, you make pretty awesome pots and other clay...'stuff', until you find your very stressed out and divorced teacher smoking pot right outside your class.

The worst case scenario here is if your teacher seems happy, and you know we all seek happiness.

Fourth, You basically are a teenager and everybody's doing it. Now here's where everything goes wrong. The mention of the word pot in the house triggers your parents natural pot detection systems. As you can remember as a toddler you used to say pot every time and every place without a care. Everybody becomes judgmental and you can barely say it no more it becomes illegal to you.

So please let us all come together make pot legal.

Taylor Swift vs Miley Cyrus-selling sex?

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 02:07:00 -0700

Somebody please explain to me how the f#ck Miley and Swift are selling sex because i seriously don't get it.

I bet you that i've been to all the crazy and "sex selling places" in the U.S.A, "the bunny ranch, the......." i don't need to explore further. Please tell me where i could find miley cyrus because i really need to buy some Miley Cyrus sex right about now, i'm really tired of watching this paris hilton sex tape over and over again. Eventhough she is a bit younger than me by about four years bet she has had it for about a thousand times.

Got to agree that miley looks pretty sexy right about now. She should have done blonde a long time ago. This pic is absolutely fabolous, and that dress wooow, she pulled it off, kinda makes me want to rethink taylor swift.

I don't mean to be a pervert but in this pic, Miley does look like a naughty school girl from a somewhat naughty film. So Miley don't sue me, i'm not saying that you look somehow like a porn star...

I heard that Taylor Swift too is selling Sex and competing with Miley Cyrus at that. Between the two, i'd take...let me see....'Miley Swift'. In short, i can't choose between the two and i'd take them both. But 51% would definitely go to taylor swift. This is beacause of that dreadful "Hannah Montanna" show that my little sister watches 24/7. Damn i really hate that show. So, sorry Miles you're off my sexy list.

Taylor swift is blond, we are excactly the same age, and she can sing pretty darn good too. So swift how do you say i take you out for a date at the cheapest venue available in America. I know you're used to all those expensive 5 star places, but eating out in the cold streets with bums as your waiters for a change would be good, wouldn't it?

What happened to paris hillton?

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 01:28:00 -0700

Really i'm starting to seriously miss this girl.
I remember my friend asking me for what reason she was famous, it took me several minutes to figure it out because even after Googling my brain, the data was not available in my hard drive and Google never gets it wrong.

But Seriously this smoking hot chick is "famous for being famous" what's up with that?

1. She makes a sex tape and it automatically tops the charts at the porn films grammies (if there's anything as such)...and maybe a porn Oscar award once in a while. By the way i really liked the sex tape, it was really fun to say the least, they should have made a public trailer for it with the phrase "Cumming soon, all over your house".

2. She shops for an underwear and every paparazzi in Beverly Hills comes to the scene of the on-going purchase like the 9/11 terror attacks.I was watching some program about her and she walks into a store. What is unbelievabe about this? "nothing" but what is unbelievable was the tone the paparazzi was setting while she was walking in...here is the paparazzi was saying.

"ohhhh my God...She just walked in to the store, did you see that, did you...did you?".
moments later...." I think she's touching something, are you seeing what i'm seeing?, do you think she will buy it?" moments moments later..."she just pulled out her credit card, yeah she is buying it, make sure you're recording all this we rarely get to see this"..

And i was on the couch confused and wondering who the f#ck changed the channel to 'national geographic', because the paparazzi was studying her like a wild animal somewhere in Kenya's Zoo. What got me even more confused was the fact that i was half drunk and half baked...try doing both it's a pretty awesome stress reliever.

So while fighting for animal rights please remember to fight for celebrity rights too. Celebrities like her need some space to roam free in the world and enjoy nature without being documented most of the time.

your dations

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 00:16:00 -0700

Evolution of justin bieber from lesbian to a dude...

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 10:48:00 -0700

What's up with chris brown's new hair color?

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 10:12:00 -0700

This guy looks like a crack addict. And for all his fans i'm not tring to be a hater, and if you think i am please 'sue me'. the first picture he looks like he's taking a sh#t. That's what 50 dollars worth of hair dye will do to your face. you will have the permanent "i want to sh#t now" look. So please do not dye your hair.

I will now let you observe both pics and decide which look you want for yourself 1. the "i wanna Sh#t now look" or the "i'm so happy for dumping Rihannah look?"

You might be wondering why i wrote this nonsensical blog post. The answer is that i dyed my hair brown too and i also have the "i wanna sh#t now look" Please do not dye your hair brown, try any other color, it might and i mean "might" work for you.

After dyeing hair (the i wanna sh#t look)

Before dyeing hair(i'm so happy for dumping rihanna look)

what's up with obama?

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 09:56:00 -0700

this guy talks with full stops everywhere.
For example here is one of his conversations. "there is a crisis...in the middle east...we will... there is a crisis...and my wife michelle..."

In the above statement how the f#ck did his wife Michelle appear on the crisis topic? He is imperfect just like the rest of us on earth. So my point being stop criticizing Obama, he is the greatest president the united states has ever seen. Vote for him again.

this guy always buttons his shirt.
like what the f#ck, how many times could you really button your shirt. I was curious so i tried this in an interview with my current boss who is a chick. Surprisingly it worked, i am now a creative director at a very popular company. Try it the boss might think you're trying to nail her so she will give you the job if you give her the other essential job, get what i mean?

he is always uses references even if he's delivering some good news
"my daughter...by the constitutional rights of every teenager who watches teen shows, i have bought you a pony. You will use it as you please only if you follow the law and use it only for the purposes as implied on the warranty". Like wtf ? warranty on a horse? "if you forfeight our agreement the item no.001056 in code name pony will in immediate effect be confisticated and would only be retrievable by the ammendment of the constitution

Just in! Bieber acts a porn movie

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 09:21:00 -0700

i know i sound like a real jerk to all the justin bieber fans right about now, but it's true. there is a porn star by the name bieber and he's making quite a huge sum just because of the all so popular name , sorry i meant famous name. I guess we should always never say never...to bieber.

Any way i got you all, "just in bieber?" like this just in....hahahaha. And if you are a dude and you were interested with this news guess you have some major issues with your feminine side.

just found a hack for more than 50 porn sites

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 00:13:00 -0700

free porn downloads from all member websites

While browsing some porn sites that all seem to have the members log in or sign up page appear every time i try to acess the extreem/hardcore videos, i realised that most porn sites prefer you pay for the videos on offer, and if you aren't keen you will spend hundreds of dollars per day, week, month, year depending on the level of your perverted brain.

So my friend peter who is a total nerd and an excellent hacker helped me out with this liitle problem, you know how painful it is not to access all that porn on your laptop, it is like you are in a strip club then all the strippers don't strip.

So on extensive research peter discovered a lop hole/simple program that could be used to insert valid details into the username and password sections right from the website's users database. he explained to me that the program integrates with any browser and simply hacks into the porn site's database once the login/registration page appeared. Once in the database it randomly checks for valid user details and fills inserts them into the username and password boxes and you are in...but logged in as another user!!

At first i was skeptical. like, don't the websites have all these security intelligent bull sh#t.
After using the hack is when i realized and believed that it really works.

To obtain this light weight program and insert it into your browser click either buy now button. Who knows what else it might hack for you.

Facebook focuses more on music

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 3 Sep 2011 15:23:00 -0700

Facebook Gets into Music and competes with Itunes

Music is the key to all entertainment and enjoyement. Music expresses how a person feels in that exact moment. Facebook has recognised this and taken full advantage of this.

Facebook is preparing to bolster the programming tools it offers to licensed music services like Rhapsody, Spotify, MOG and Rdio to make it easier for users of the social network to find out what songs their friends are digging.

The tools won't amount to a unique music service on its own, since Facebook has not negotiated licensing deals with major music companies, according to a person familiar with the matter.

But it will give Facebook users yet another reason to stick around. Being more aware of what your friends are listening to could make the subscription music plans more attractive. They all offer unlimited listening to millions of new and old tracks on mobile devices for US$10 a month, but they have yet to gain enough traction to replace revenue the music industry has lost from declining CD sales.

The person was not authorised to speak publicly on the matter and declined to be identified.

Facebook is expected to reveal the specific set of tools at its developer conference in San Francisco, called f8, on September 22.

talking to our partners

Spokesman Larry Wu said Facebook had nothing new to announce. "Many of the most popular music services around the world are integrated with Facebook and we're constantly talking to our partners about ways to improve these integrations," he said in a statement.

This week, subscription leader Rhapsody launched a beta version of its integration using Facebook's sign-in tool, Facebook Connect. A Rhapsody customer can now 'like' an artiste or song, and doing so lets others know in the person's Facebook news feed. Liked artistes are synced across both services and Rhapsody subscribers can listen to artistes that their friends have liked on Facebook.

Google Vs Facebook

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 3 Sep 2011 15:11:00 -0700

Google +1 Vs Facebook (battle of the internet giants)

It’s difficult to argue her statements, especially the latter one, as while Google has expanded its reach throughout the online world, its search engine remains the backbone of the company. Still, even with Google Plus in beta and more features on the way, the lack of searchable public content thus far is puzzling.

On customization, Huang is purely speculating, as ads don’t yet exist on the beta social network. She suggests that once brand pages launch, managers may be able to use YouTube’s model and place ads and skins throughout pages, backing them with the search engine giant’s advertising offerings: Google Display Network, AdWords, and DoubleClick.

Possible? Sure, but it’s also possible that Facebook could implement similar tweaks to advertisement on its brand pages.

Speaking of Google Display Network, AdWords, and DoubleClick, Google is clearly out in front when it comes to analytics, as third-party analytics services seem to be the way to go for Facebook brand managers. Like Huang wrote:

Beyoncé Pregnant

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 3 Sep 2011 15:02:00 -0700

Beyoncé is Pregnant and she got lots and lots of gifts

Ever since Beyoncé announced that she was pregnant, it seems the country has Beyoncé fever. Within the hour of their announcement at the 2011 MTV VMAs, she and Jay-Z's big news broke twitter records. Celebrities and fans alike poured in congrats over twitter. Now, it's being reported that the happy couple is being inundated with baby gifts!

The Winnipeg Free Press reports, "Her phone hasn't stopped ringing. She's received dozens of bouquets of flowers, teddy bears, fruit baskets, you name it." Presents have come in from Rihanna, Oprah Winfrey, Kelly Rowland, and Michelle Williams. Certainly some of those presents are from close friends and colleagues, but many are probably from fans who want to share in the excitement. Indeed, people everywhere seem to be thrilled for Beyoncé, pregnant at 29. No word yet on whether Beyoncé and Jay-Z plan to keep all the gifts or donate some.

Beyoncé and Jay-Z married in 2008 and focused on their careers for the first couple of years of their marriage. The wait paid off—they're now one of the highest earning celebrity duos.

Kortney Kardashian Follows sister Kim in Buying an Ass

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 3 Sep 2011 15:00:00 -0700

Kourtney Kardashian Buys Herself an Ass

Perhaps Kourtney has finally gotten tired of Kim Kardashian's butt being the most famous backside in the family. After all, her big behind has helped make her the biggest star on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and Kourt and Khloe Kardashian have to be tired of living in the shadow of their sister's daunting derriere.

Plus Kourtney has admitted to getting breast implants in the past, so it wouldn't be all that surprising if she's also gotten butt implants. Then again, Kourtney Kardashian might have just been joking around when she tweeted this message: "I forgot to share some ultra exciting news!! I bought myself an ass! Its so wonderful and plump. My life is now complete!"

Kourt does like to kid around, so perhaps she was bored and just decided to create some kind of controversy. Or maybe she didn't actually get butt implants -- maybe she found another way to make her backside bigger.

Kourtney recently went shopping at their DASH store in NYC, and maybe the shop sells Booty Pop panties or some other kind of padded underwear to help shoppers better emulate Kim Kardashian's look (why the sisters haven't thought about making their own line of butt-enhancing britches is a mystery). There are also Kim Kardashian Halloween costumes on sale that feature massive amounts of butt padding -- maybe she bought one of those.

However, one of her followers thought she was talking about a completely different ass entirely, replying to her message by quipping that she already has an ass in her baby daddy Scott Disick.

Getting butt implants certainly would create plenty of buzz for her show Kim & Kourtney Take New York, but hopefully Kourtney Kardashian doesn't go all overboard with plastic surgery like living Barbie doll Heidi Montag (obviously doing so is a career killer).

So what do you think -- is Kourtney serious?

Translate button for Facebook

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 3 Sep 2011 14:53:00 -0700

On Facebook news...You will get a translate button.

Facebook is currently testing a translate button for international users to getting around the language barrier. Facebook will provide a button to translate users' comments on the go.

You potentially have the opportunity to broaden your circle of friends. But what about the privacy issue?

Hope facebook gets this button just as everyone expects it to be.

Be ready to interact fully with everyone in the largest social network in the world. This is especially for pages and apps.

We will literally have the internet world on the mercy of both Google and Facebook. All the register, log-in, share buttons, like buttons, just think of how much of webspace they control...

I phone 5

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 3 Sep 2011 14:38:00 -0700

I phone 5 Prototype goes missing.

An Apple employee lost the prototype in July, a repeat of what happened to an iPhone 4 prototype last year. The device was tracked to a San Francisco house, where police and Apple employees carried out a search. The prototype has yet to be recovered.

San Francisco police have assisted Apple in the search for a prototype of the latest iPhone that went astray in a bar in a repeat of an embarrassing loss that took place last year.

An Apple employee lost a yet-to-be-released iPhone 5 in a tequila bar in San Francisco's Mission District in July, technology news site CNET reported this week.

After the device was electronically tracked using GPS technology to a San Francisco house, four police officers and two Apple employees visited the home, the San Francisco police said in a statement distributed to news.

To see the full story, visit socialmoola.

mash up 2012

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 3 Sep 2011 10:10:00 -0700

The top 5 best mash-ups ever made

1. United States Of pop 2011.

2. United States Of RnB

3. United States Of Pop 2010

4. United States Of Pop 2009

5.Summer time Capital Mix

To see more mashup videos visit socialmoola to comment like, dislike, totally hate and press the "this totally sucks" button and dislike someone.

Favorite hollywood couples

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 3 Sep 2011 09:53:00 -0700

justin bieber breaks another heart.

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 3 Sep 2011 09:37:00 -0700

This little kid can't hold his heart in one place.

According to Hollywood Life, while Selena Gomez is performing on her concert tour in Colorado over the Labor Day Weekend, Justin will be up in Canada spending the weekend visiting with his grandparents.

Selena Gomez? She most certainly approves wholeheartedly. Their values are much the same--family, belief in God, and hard work are all part of what makes both of these young people tick.

Not to worry, however. Both Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber manage to have a lot of fun, too. They work hard, but at times they play pretty hard as well. Neither is living a life that even remotely hints of any sort of deprivation!

Good for Justin Bieber for choosing to spend Labor Day Weekend with his grandparents. That's a decision he will never regret making. So many young folks want to run and play and stay in the fast lane constantly--never giving much thought to those people in their lives who have helped make them who they are.

Don't really give a fu@# about this sh#t when will the world stop acting like little kids and stop following these little kids.

To like, hate or totally hate this story and million more visit the only social network with the above mentioned buttons.

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Black eyed peas-the time (dirty bit)

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 02:18:00 -0700

The black eyed peas first appeared in the lime light along with Justin Timberlake in the twentienth century, now it feels like they are in 3001. They have since progressed to being the hottest group in the music market, thanks to the French hit maker ‘David guetta’ who produced the track ‘I got a feeling’. The song received massive resaonse from fans all around the globe, with 6 million digital downloads from iTunes alone.

Following the success of their previous album ‘END’, they have decided to release ‘the beginning’ album.
This album is really something to consider buying if you like adrenalin rushing music.
My personal favorite is obviously ‘dirty bit’. Chorus adapted from an eighties song, this is the ultimate club song. Feel the adrenalin rush as you play the song louder and louder, you will find yourself dancing. The beats are out of this world and app.l. kills it with the rap that you find yourself rapping along to.
My second favorite is ‘whenever’. Starts with a soft guitar that immediately graduates to high-hit pop beats. I’m really not sure what they really talk about in the song. Can someone please explain it to me? Anyways, great pop song.

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 02:02:00 -0700

Blackeyed peas-the time (dirty bit)

The black eyed peas first appeared in the lime light along with Justin Timberlake. They have since progressed to being the hottest group in the music market, thanks to the French hit maker ‘David guetta’ who produced the track ‘I got a feeling’. The song received massive response from fans all around the globe, with 6 million digital downloads from iTunes alone.

Following the success of their previous album ‘END’, they have decided to release ‘the beginning’ album.

This album is really something to consider buying if you like adrenalin rushing music.

My personal favorite is obviously ‘dirty bit’. Chorus adapted from an eighties song, this is the ultimate club song. Feel the adrenalin rush as you play the song louder and louder, you will find yourself dancing. The beats are out of this world and app.l. kills it with the rap that you find yourself rapping along to.

My second favorite is ‘whenever’. Starts with a soft guitar that immediately graduates to high-hit pop beats. I’m really not sure what they really talk about in the song. Can someone please explain it to me? Anyways, great pop song.

Justin Bieber-my worlds

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 01:45:00 -0700

The new kid on the block always causes a frenzy. In this case, always causes a tornado that draws the world to him. The success has come with major hate from jealous fans and foes. As we all know, if someone hates what you do so bad it means that you are definitely doing something right.

Just log in to face book and search for Justin Bieber. What you will see is people making up sad rumors and trying to destroy Justin Bieber. Even better, add him as a friend, wait for him to

update and read all the comments that follow, 70% will be soooo negative, 20% will just be saying ‘I love you’ or ‘I love your music’, the final 10% sincerely point out why they love him or his music.

Past all the hate, Justin Bieber was able to cash in tons of money from this album. Now we surely know someone who is swimming in money because of Justin’s success…this guy

If I was usher and signed a teen sensation to my label, whose every song registered on tons of count downs worldwide, I’d quit singing and start a business empire based on music and movies like the billionaire record label owner David Geffen of Geffen records. “Hey, but that’s just me”

Back to the album.

This album has one of best love song line up. So if you are missing someone you love and want to reminisce their presence, this is definitely the album for you.

My personal favorite is ‘one time’. The perfect choice for me, with hip-hop beats that blend with soft pop instruments plus the message that drives your adrenalin on bugatti speed. This is recommendable if you just met someone or if you have a secret admirer that you like so much.

My second favorite is ‘Eenie meenie’ featuring Sean Kingston. The beats are top-notch and the collaboration is a killer. Till this song I never knew that you could describe a slut (Eenie meenie Minnie mo lover) politely. Funny how a song about being played by your chick can make you really dance.

My third favorite is ‘up’. Plug in your earphones and press start on your iPod. This is one of the best mastered tracks that I’ve ever heard. I couldn’t help but notice there’s something done to Justin’s voice before each chorus starts. Whatever they did, it sounds really great. The message is just awesome and really gets to each and every nerve on your body.

Album review:Cannibal by ke$ha

noreply@blogger.com (kevin kavs) — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 01:31:00 -0700

Go on critics, you can say all you want about ke$ha. In fact you can pour out all your negativity about her, but you’ve got admit this album is among the best pop albums yet.

For most albums which are usually given the title “the best album of all time” it’s usually the first five tracks that get your attention leaving you regretting why you bought into the marketer’s sweet words via their persistent advertising.

Marketers will even sell you a blank disk just to meet target

sales. This album is on another level, download the demo and give it a listen. If you like it, go purchase the album and support ke$ha by clicking the link below.

My personal favorite in the album is the Harold song. It starts melodically with a perfectly played soft piano, soft vocals, soft hits, soft guitar then comes the chorus that totally kills it. I really hope the video director will be creative in this one. It would be such a shame if the video did not match up to the liveliness and quality of the song.

My second personal favorite is we R who we R. it talks about being comfortable with yourself, not caring what other people say about you and partying hard. Since I’m a DJ I go a lot of night clubs. The song is like a culture ad almost must be played, un-surprisingly it gets awesome response that makes me just smile with a feeling of content.

My third favorite is, ‘Animal’- just like the Harold song, it starts softly with a string of instruments meant for music sanctuary. I still wonder what is it that music producers do to make that ‘going back in time sound’ when the song starts.

The song relaxes your mind while you listen to the words of ke$ha, which half of the time I don’t understand. I especially listen to the song when I wear my ‘beats by dre’ head phones by monster, high quality music I’d say.

If you are a pop lover, like partying and relaxing the rest of the time, then this is the album for you.