tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63367940443502023512026-06-09T02:39:51.118-04:00east coast clubEastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.comBlogger379125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-56328515635012594632014-02-18T09:29:00.001-05:002014-02-18T11:12:03.767-05:00Comedy Club has Best VealWhat restaurant serves the best veal in the city? The Maryland Restaurant Enthusiasts Association has named the Baltimore "Comedy Club" as winner of the Best Veal in the city. Awesome, eh?
Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-38547179669180624982014-01-23T10:04:00.001-05:002014-01-23T10:05:22.625-05:00Paradise Lost Joke of the Week!Why did Adam and Eve have to stop looking through all their magazines? Because too many people clicked "clear browsing history 'since the 'beginning of time'" on their Google machines!
Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-60719475586492310492014-01-20T10:09:00.001-05:002014-01-21T14:14:34.645-05:00Another NFL Joke of The Week!Why did Seattle Seahawks Cornerback Richard Sherman give a speech about old newspapers, crumbled candy-bar wrappers, broken glass, half-eaten apples, and used tin cans? Because he was "Trash" talking!
Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-947532706695206662014-01-11T11:44:00.002-05:002014-01-11T11:44:40.692-05:00Return of "NFL Joke of The Week"Back by no demand, its NFL Joke of the Week: Why did the NFL try to end the sale of sofas to prisons? They were trying to stop "Con Cushions"!
Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-76195287600995868942014-01-04T17:42:00.000-05:002014-01-04T22:59:12.865-05:00Aaron Rodgers Addresses Rumors: "Yep, I'm Cold"
Packer's Quarterback Aaron Rodgers addressed the media before Sunday's game, putting to rest internet rumors that had gone viral this week. "Yep, I'm cold," said Rodgers. "Its time I spoke about it, answering the constant questions. And not just chilly, it is fucking freezing out here."
Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-41859736275280673052014-01-01T12:17:00.003-05:002014-01-01T12:32:38.795-05:00Review: Best Sports Book of The Season..Red Barnes' "Matt Stafford and Sam Bradford, A Distinction Without a Difference"
Sports-writing legend Red Barnes has just penned a new book, "Matt Stafford and Sam Bradford, A Distinction Without A Difference", examining the incredible careers of Lion's Quarterback Matt Stafford and Ram's Quarterback Sam Bradford. In Barnes' riveting tome, he examines the spectacular personalities and careers of these two iconic sports figures. Barnes gives us an elegant exposition on how Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-33342324732077202452013-12-23T16:34:00.001-05:002014-01-06T00:39:47.104-05:00Man Acquires Mouse for His Pocket to Correctly Refer to Himself as "We"
Phil McKraken, of Halethorpe, MD, grew tired of people asking him if "he had a mouse in his pocket" whenever he referred to his friends and himself engaging in an activity together. When he would say to his friends, "Hey we better get to the store", they would ask him if he "had a mouse in his pocket" to justify why he said "we" instead of just mentioning that he himself was going to the Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-84217098299461762332013-09-24T17:39:00.001-04:002013-09-24T17:39:54.947-04:00Popeye's baby Tries to Kill Raven
How's your favorite NFL doing? Well, the Ravens' Jacoby Jones almost got decapitated last night while riding on a party bus in Washington, DC. Popeye's baby threw a bottle at his head! This can't be good news.
Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-72058163351393405422013-09-24T16:21:00.001-04:002013-09-24T16:21:13.503-04:00During last night's MNF broadcast, Jon Gruden Realizes Peyton, Eli, and Archie Manning All Related
While dissecting the Bronco's exploitation of Oakland's 'cover two" defense during last night's Monday Night Football broadcast, ESPN football analyst Jon Gruden suddenly figured out that Denver quarterback Peyton Manning is the brother of Giants' quarterback Eli Manning, and that they are both former Saints' quarterback Archie Manning's sons. "I guess it makes sense but I totallyEastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-88038177708036022512013-09-23T15:49:00.001-04:002013-09-24T09:37:56.030-04:00Shocking: Essex Man Seen Eating Same Sandwich On Same Day At Five Different Locations
Baltimore authorities documented an Essex man who was seen eating
the same sandwich at five different locations on the same day, last Thursday,
September 19. At 11:30am the subject was seen leaving a Subway at 1127 Eastern Avenue, taking the initial bites out of a newly-purchased foot-long Italian cold-cut
sub. At 12:41, he was spotted in front of the Wal-Mart at 6420 Petrie Way in
Baltimore Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-84365200101691326782013-09-22T09:19:00.000-04:002013-09-22T13:01:01.671-04:00Crack Back, Blu Shows Balls, Electronic Crack Pipe...Mothu Fucka!Everyone hates all dem damn smokers. However, they can't throw them smokers out of their clubs now because of Blu Electronic Cigarette. Well, even more people hate crack pipe use, so the brains down at R & D at Blu didnt need a house to fall on them to take the logical next step....Electronic Crack Pipe.
Benefits Over Traditional Crack Pipes
No Ash, No Smell
No rock smoke, only Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-61495498598751712602013-09-22T08:59:00.002-04:002013-09-22T09:00:51.392-04:00Orioles hold Odd and Ambiguously Offensive "GiveAway" Night
Remember
the Star Trek episode “Amok Time” where Captain Kirk pretends to die after a
fight with Spock? William Shatner’s death scene in that was shorter and less
painful to watch than the Orioles sad and protracted season’s end. To make
things worse, the Orioles had one of the strangest “giveaway” nights on record last Thursday when they promoted a free Chris Davis lawn jockey to the first Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-59020681650026715412013-09-15T17:27:00.002-04:002013-09-15T17:29:30.853-04:00When There Was A Food...If you remember when Pizza Hut used to serve the "Priazzo" then you are very lucky, and most likely, old. But the "Priazzo" was greater than anything ever created. It was a pizza baked on top of a pizza, with what inside? Yes, a pizza. That's three pizzas. And they were all baked. Awesome!
Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-42373949922532154042013-09-15T17:12:00.001-04:002013-09-15T17:33:33.412-04:00We Celebrate: Least Inspiring Bible Verses..Genesis 3:19"In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return."
Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-29172408625698153102013-09-15T17:05:00.002-04:002013-09-15T17:13:38.101-04:00Rick Steves Accidentally Enlists in French Foreign Legion
You'd think if you are Rick Steves, host of "Rick Steves' Europe", that you'd be able to get around Europe without accidentally signing up for the French Foreign Legion. Not so. The poor bastard was headed to Bruges, Belgium but ended up enlisting in Légion étrangère.
theEastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-75086958069398942013-09-12T09:06:00.002-04:002013-12-23T22:24:30.701-05:00Diana Nyad's Shocking Admission
Diana
Nyad, while addressing the controversy about her recent swim from Florida to
Cuba, made a shocking admission:“ I can’t fucking swim. Not a stroke. I’m
afraid of being in the bathtub. If I could swim, would I swim from Florida to
Cuba? Hell, no, what am I, stupid? So, you all happy now?” Nyad made this
admission at a press conference in front of a pool of reporters. Pool of
reporters? Get Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-18550520747024018592013-09-03T14:59:00.000-04:002013-09-03T14:59:25.095-04:00Da National Football League, Bitches
Here are this year's NFL picks...NFC..Cowboys, Packers, Saints, Falcons, 49ers, Seahawks...AFC..Patriots, Dolphins, Ravens, Bengals, Texans, Broncos. SB.. Ravens over 49ers.
Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-33107916257133673522013-08-28T11:09:00.000-04:002013-08-28T11:09:02.920-04:00Orioles Announce Renovations to OPACY
The Baltimore Orioles announce
today plans to erect a model of constructivist architect Vladmir Tatlin’s Monument
to the Third International, the ‘Tatlin Tower’, on the outfield concourse of
Orioles Park at Camden Yards in time for the 2014 season. Cool!
Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-89348544324222012282013-08-28T10:30:00.004-04:002013-09-12T11:38:14.259-04:00Rick Steves Gets Lost in Cleveland
Rick Steves, host of the popular
PBS program “Rick Steves’ Europe” was recently seen muttering to himself and cursing
in frustration while inside the Cleveland, Ohio, Greyhound bus terminal. Onlookers were dismayed to see Steves becoming
confused at the ticket counter, utterly and hopelessly turned around, and
clueless as to what to do or whom to go to for assistance. Steves was Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-45116193187016906662013-08-27T21:37:00.000-04:002013-08-27T21:37:02.153-04:00MLB Joke of The WeekWhy were the Orioles too intimidated to ask the Atlanta Braves out on a date? They were afraid that the Braves were out of their league!
Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-63368905368321840722013-08-06T18:43:00.000-04:002013-08-08T14:20:33.055-04:00Big "Mad Men" NewsSeason 7 of "Mad Men" has some big surprises in store, but none bigger than this bit of inside info that we have obtained: a new character will be introduced. He will be a mysterious stranger who drifts into town and opens a bar/ club. His name will be "Mr. Man." He will be central to all the story lines. So, be on the look-out for "Mr. Man". But remember- you didn't hear it here.
Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-51720159006873849632013-08-02T15:53:00.001-04:002013-08-02T15:53:12.229-04:00Minor League Player has Cup of Coffee with OriolesScott Phree, a utility infielder for the Oriole's Double AA team Bowie Baysox, stopped by the team's office on Eutaw Street today and enjoyed himself a heaping cup of fresh hot coffee.
Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-27124119977461900612013-04-30T02:28:00.001-04:002013-04-30T02:30:14.782-04:00No Longer Squeaky
Lynette “Squeaky”
Fromme not only got out of prison in 2009, but she also just found out that she
has inherited the WD-40 Corporation, the producer of the household product WD-40.
“Squeaky” now owns WD-40? You can’t make this stuff up…although in this case you can.
Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-87803424802988896222013-04-29T10:26:00.000-04:002013-04-29T10:33:21.159-04:00Shocking Development...
All time, thought, consciousness,
and existence itself nearly came to a screeching halt last Tuesday, April 23rd,
at 2:17 in the afternoon at the work offices of Pullman and Sons when William
Paement from accounting, in attempting to see if his pen was working properly,
restrained from scribbling on a co-worker’s paper out of respect for the co-worker.
Instead, Mr. Paement proceededEastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6336794044350202351.post-57264473335960154122013-04-29T10:18:00.004-04:002013-04-29T20:25:59.964-04:00Dundalk Oil Change
Do you think you have had a weird
day? Well, I know I was having one the other day when I went to the Dundalk
Lube Center for an oil change and discovered that the oil-changing business was
now being operated by the Skeleton Army from the “Jason And The Argonauts”
movie from 1963. I can’t say much for their customer-service techniques, but I
did get a lube job to a fare-thee-well. It was made Eastcoastclubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13121206370805155788noreply@blogger.com0