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I came across the following information and thought that it was worthy of passing along to anyone who might be considering whether to go through the prostate screening process because their doctor advises it.&amp;nbsp; I have a friend who was probably what you would term as a victim of "over-diagnosis".&amp;nbsp; He is very angry with his doctor now.&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1266379272815"&gt;He was subjected to a "chemical castration" with the injection &lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Times,&amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,serif; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1266379272815"&gt;of &lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: black; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #414b56; line-height: 15px; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.diabeticlive.com/articles/532/1/Reevaluating-Prostate-Cancer-Therapy-in-Light-of-Diabetes-Risk/Page1.html"&gt;a class of medications called gonadotropin-releasing hormone (GnRH) agonists.&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; Men on these medications are most likely to develop diabetes.&amp;nbsp; Do your research.&amp;nbsp; &lt;span style="background-color: yellow;"&gt;Please note that when you enter "prostate screening" on Youtube you get a mass of urologists and their patients advocating for continued "traditional" prostate screening and up-in-arms against the studies that show that this testing is probably not necessary.&amp;nbsp; Duh.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(NaturalNews) by: David Gutierrez, staff writer &lt;b&gt;As many as 50 percent of all prostate cancer diagnoses may be cases of over-diagnosis, according to a study published in the British Medical Journal.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Over-diagnosis&lt;/i&gt; refers to the detection of a cancer that, if left untreated, would never have any negative effects on a person's life.&lt;/b&gt; This happens with cancers that grow slowly and do not spread to other organs, so that a patient dies of other causes before ever experiencing any symptoms.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Because prostate cancers tend to be very slow growing, the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force has recommended against screening men over the age of 74 for prostate cancer. &lt;/b&gt;Treatments for the disease can have severe side effects, including impotence and incontinence, and may even increase the risk of early death.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Another paper, published in the same issue of the journal, found that the prostate specific antigen (PSA) test commonly used to assess prostate cancer risk cannot reliably predict this risk in most cases.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;The PSA is a marker of prostate inflammation,&lt;/b&gt; which in turn is believed to be a risk factor for prostate cancer. Yet in a study on 1,540 Swedish men, researchers found that PSA levels were not correlated with prostate cancer risk. The only exception was levels below 1 nanogram per mililiter, which suggest a prostate cancer risk of almost zero.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;The British National Health Service recommends referral for cancer screening such as biopsies for men between the ages of 50 and 59 who have a PSA level of 3 nanograms per mililiter or higher,&lt;/b&gt; and for older men who have levels of 5 nanograms per mililiter or higher.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Another recent study found that regular PSA screenings did not decrease men's risk of dying from prostate cancer.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;The British Parliament has been considering promoting more regular PSA screening, but so far has declined to do so.&lt;/b&gt; According to general practitioner James Kingsland, a member of the government advisory group on prostate cancer risk management, the new studies lend support to this decision.&lt;br /&gt;
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"It is using a test for something which it was never designed for, which is always dangerous," he said.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;*image from&amp;nbsp; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the-prostate.com/prostate-cancer-screening/" style="color: #0000cc;"&gt;www.the-prostate.com/&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;prostate-cancer-screening/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Sources for this story include: news.bbc.co.uk.&lt;br /&gt;
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I remember that it was in late December,&lt;br /&gt;That each separate guilt pang made its way into my mindset&lt;br /&gt;Eagerly I wished the thought end; plainly I had fought the portend&lt;br /&gt;Of procastination’s sorrow; sorrow for the last time Fit&lt;br /&gt;For that rare and radiant body whom the wife called Fit&lt;br /&gt;Nameless here for evermore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Yes the former bulging muscles&lt;/span&gt;, rippling due to strong corpuscles&lt;br /&gt;Thrilled her, filled her with fanastic thoughts of once before&lt;br /&gt;So that now, to still the beating heart, I stood raving&lt;br /&gt;‘Tis some thought annoying at this guilt I bore&lt;br /&gt;Some late thought annoying at this guilt I bore&lt;br /&gt;That it is, and nothing more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Presently my mind grew stronger;&lt;/span&gt; procrastinating then no longer,&lt;br /&gt;Ed, said I, or Ego, truly your permission I implore;&lt;br /&gt;But the fact is I was gorging, and so gently you came forging,&lt;br /&gt;And so softly you came scratching, scratching at the guilt I bore&lt;br /&gt;That I scarce was sure I heard you, here I opened wide the door,&lt;br /&gt;Darkness there and nothing more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Deep into my deep subconscious,&lt;/span&gt; thought while there, haunted, nauseous&lt;br /&gt;Doubting nor dreaming I would be fit like as before&lt;br /&gt;But the thinking stayed unbroken, and my thoughts remained unspoken&lt;br /&gt;And the only word there spoken was the whispered word “before”&lt;br /&gt;This I whispered and an echo sounded back the word “before”&lt;br /&gt;Merely this and nothing more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Back did I return to conscious&lt;/span&gt; and my gut no longer nauseous&lt;br /&gt;Soon I hear a scratching, scratching somewhat louder than before&lt;br /&gt;Surely said I, surely there is something worthwhile in my forehead&lt;br /&gt;Let me see then, what therein is, and this fantasy explore,&lt;br /&gt;Let my heart be still a moment and this fantasy explore&lt;br /&gt;‘Tis the wind and nothing more&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then I looked at motivation,&lt;/span&gt; to get closer to creation &lt;br /&gt;In there stepped memories of the active days of yore&lt;br /&gt;Not just once did I run on, to complete a half a marathon&lt;br /&gt;And without a hesitation, perched without the guilt I bore&lt;br /&gt;Perched upon a cloud of Cirrus, well beyond the guilt I bore&lt;br /&gt;Perched and sat and nothing more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then a motive said stop crying,&lt;/span&gt; get a move on stead of sighing&lt;br /&gt;Or soon looking back see a wife dressed in black she wore&lt;br /&gt;“If your thoughts be to live long, life is more than just a sad song&lt;br /&gt;Stop your gorging, couching, raving and the nightly feast galore&lt;br /&gt;Tell me what the plan is, not to imbibe, in those treats galore&lt;br /&gt;Quoth I, while raving, ‘Nevermore’&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Much I marveled that I could see,&lt;/span&gt; days with much activity&lt;br /&gt;Though many trips to Lewis weight room, could be such a bore&lt;br /&gt;When we first start exercising, it’s hard to get the dumbbell rising&lt;br /&gt;Ever yet be blessed seeing motives above the guilt I bore&lt;br /&gt;Rhyme or reason in the forehead above the guilt I bore&lt;br /&gt;With such name as ‘Nevermore’&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But the motives that once sat lonely,&lt;/span&gt; in the forehead and spoke only&lt;br /&gt;Just a few words, as if those words need be an outpour&lt;br /&gt;Nothing further needs be uttered, extra words are feathers fluttered&lt;br /&gt;Till you scarcely only mutter, ‘so many have done this before’&lt;br /&gt;On the morrow think not for me, as my hopes have flown before&lt;br /&gt;Then the ‘bird’ said nevermore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Startled by old habits broken&lt;/span&gt;, my reply, So aptly spoken&lt;br /&gt;Doubtless, said I, positive thoughts will I restore&lt;br /&gt;Caught from some unhappy master, who wanted just to see disaster?&lt;br /&gt;Day after day, week after week, lethargy was the burden I bore&lt;br /&gt;Till I had no urges of hope; ‘why bother’ was the burden i bore&lt;br /&gt;Of ‘Never-nevermore.’&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;But my motives still beguiling&lt;/span&gt; all my countenance to smiling&lt;br /&gt;Straight I packed to fill gym bag and place it by the door&lt;br /&gt;And though my runners stinking, I betook myself to thinking&lt;br /&gt;Fantasy unto fantasy, moved by successful deeds of yore&lt;br /&gt;What this grim, ungainly body was ‘cause of deeds of yore&lt;br /&gt;Meant in croaking ‘Nevermore’&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;In the weight room sitting guessing&lt;/span&gt;, will this lifting be depressing&lt;br /&gt;To the observing fiery eyes; now burning into my buttock’s core;&lt;br /&gt;This and more I sat reclining, should I start or sit there pining&lt;br /&gt;On the bench’s leathery lining, that the other patrons sweated o’er,&lt;br /&gt;But whose ebony leathery lining with the patrons sweating o’er&lt;br /&gt;He shall bench press, ah, nevermore&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Then, I thought, get through the workout&lt;/span&gt;, that way you can end with no doubt&lt;br /&gt;That Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkle originate the gasping at the guilt I bore&lt;br /&gt;Wait, I cry, thy God has sent thee- by these angels he has sent thee,&lt;br /&gt;Respite – respite, nepenthe from memories of the guilt I bore&lt;br /&gt;Drink, oh drink this kind nepenthe, and forget this guilt I bore&lt;br /&gt;Qoth the raven, ‘Nevermore’&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But the motives, never flitting&lt;/span&gt;, still are sitting, still are sitting&lt;br /&gt;In the mind and in the forehead to obscure the guilt I bore&lt;br /&gt;And their value all the seeming of a spirit that is dreaming&lt;br /&gt;And the spotlight on them streaming kills the shadows on the floor&lt;br /&gt;And my soul from out that shadow that lay once upon the floor&lt;br /&gt;Shall be lifted ‘Evermore’&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;©Ed Zirkwitz 2009&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2682966938531978168-3751816306848973310?l=ed-zed.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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