• You want to make sure that your home is as critter free as needed, meaning creatures can be around, but you want to beware of the ones wanting to munch on your precious toys.

• You can reuse parts of your toys, or the entire piece.

• And that sometimes the gods smile upon you, and the beginner’s luck decides to be on your side when you head to choose a toy without knowing enough about them.

After my wonderful, full of pleasure, beautiful delicious vibe became a victim of a mouse rampaging around in O/our home, as you have read already, I have found the most excellent excuse to whine and whimper to my Master as much as I humanly could to make Him let me pick some new toys, and the more the better I wanted to have of course!

Shopping!

I looked up the site that seemed to offer the lowest prices, so I could get even more for the same price my Master let me spend.

I found one, which wasn’t like EdenFantasys of course, and the only features it had were that it had categories to choose from, and it listed the toys from lowest prices to highest.

I was browsing for days and days to find the best items for my birthday (as my Master gave in finally because indeed, such a goof girl with a soul like a kids can hardly give up on birthday presents), and finally chose a set of vibes and a finger vibe.

The purple set of vibes was about $45, consisting of a traditional vibe, three harder jelly sleeves, and a bullet with a TPR-silicone nubby sleeve. (Loving purple was a big reason of ending up with that set.)

The finger vibe was the blue FingO Mini Massager, for about $5, and I planned to get it to use as an aid and more fun for the blissful times of mating away with my OnlyLord.

I was whining for the price of $50 because I saw that, in the right hours, you could have free shipping, and free gifts on the top of that!

Oh NO!

Let’s start with the package arriving…

I received my toys, and only one free gift whereas I expected three free gifts with the free shipping.
I even wrote to them to ask why in the world I received only one free gift. It turned out, as they wrote me, that I shouldn’t even have got a free gift at all, so I am lucky it landed in my package. Lack of attention, silly me!

And the best parts were just coming!

I was as happy as an enthusiastic toy-lover could be, and I rushed to enjoy O/our hot tub with my Master, because, other than the bullet, all my toys were waterproof.

I tried the FingO Massager first. It felt wonderfully slippery and teasing with its texture under the water, but the vibrations were horribly low for my taste. I never knew before that vibes can be weaker than the wonderful first toy of mine I had to bid goodbye to! It was only a cool tickle, but far from enough for me, so it was high time to get to the set with the three different sleeves.

I think I don’t even have to explain here how disappointed I was to see that the vibe was a slim little piece of thing, and I ended up getting it because there was no info AT ALL on the site about the size! I had no idea at all it would be thinner than my good old toy!!! It took two AAA batteries. I put them in already, and after trying it under the water I was outraged to feel that I BARELY FELT ANYTHING!

I tried not to hiss and curse in my snarly disappointment, as I didn’t want my Master to see that I was so pissed off about the purchase I whined so much to be able to make, and what I felt so extremely grateful for that He let me spend all that money on toys only.

I went on to trying the sleeves. A long, looser one slipped on very easy, but it had a long part not covering the vibe, so it really didn’t mean any arousal I wanted to have. I went on to another one, looking like a slim, realistic male member. It was tight, I was struggling to put it on, I tried some water too, nothing, ok, let’s try some saliva, nothing! After fighting with it to slide the sleeve on, I could manage it with some more saliva, tried it, ok, it’s somewhat teasing, let’s see the other one…

It Gets Better?  Hmmm. Maybe Not…

The curvy G-spot sleeve with its hard tip was next, and I tried to get the previous sleeve off somehow, snuggling tight around the vibe like crazy.

“C’mon, gods dammit, I know you’ll slide off somehow, I can’t believe this, c’mon!”

The sleeve came off finally…

My vibe BROKE!!!

I couldn’t even remember the long and “well-ornamented”, artistically twisted cursing escaping my mouth, making my Master laugh after His Stare at my new toy with its head broken off, having me curse the inventors of plastic back into their parents and then down into the holes of the 25th hell…

I wanted to save my toys, I wanted to save them so badly with my creativity that I end up saying “fuck it, my vibe is broke, if it doesn’t work anymore who cares how it will die, under the water or in any other ways!”

I put on the G-spot sleeve, started to test it to check out how a G-spot teaser feels like, and see a miracle, MY TOY WAS STILL WORKING JUST FINE!

My Master left after a while, as I was trying my best to make myself come, cause dammit, I am gonna FULLY ENJOY MY NEW TOYS! He wished me the best luck with an impish grin, leaving me to finish myself off with these awkward, really weird toys…

It took a while to manage it with the weak finger vibe and the curve scratching and hurting my flesh, but my, I managed it finally!

Now the set of vibe and sleeves lay in my first toy chest left alone for more than a year already, the finger vibe I used with other bullets a lot as a clit attachment successfully, and was happy to own at least one, very powerful, perfectly working bullet!

And my next venture into Toy Land was to obtain my very first rabbit vibe ever.

In the next episode…

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The Hand Solo is a unique masturbator that combines the shape of a taco shell with a bullet vibrator for an out of this world experience. You’ll be sure to shoot first, even if we never learn the truth about Han.

Kindred EdenFantasys Advanced Reviewer

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It was really fun offering this as our giveaway and hearing how YOU would use the FOU. Have you checked out all the different tweets?

I’ll bet all you really want to hear right now is who won though, huh?

Done!

The winners are:

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If you won something, congratulations! Please email me (carrieann@edenfantasys.com) to let me know which prize you won and your shipping address and I’ll get those out to you lickety split.
Thanks to everyone who participated. Even if you didn’t win this week, there is always another contest going on. Check back weekly — the contest will always be the number one spot on the home page!

Demand more rabbit with your fifi.

Perfectly contoured with unique vibrations from each ear and the shaft, FiFi gives you simultaneous G-spot and clitoral stimulation, when and how you want it.

Je Joue took their time creating a rabbit-style stimulator; years after this company emerged with the innovative SaSi, it’s finally breaking into dual stimulators with the Fifi. The wait has proven to be well worth it, though. Deep, rumbly vibrations come from three separate motors, providing stimulation to multiple erogenous zones at once. And with its smooth, matte silicone surface, Fifi should last safely and comfortably through a lot of play!n deciding that this is an alien egg, it’s a bright yellow clitoral stimulator that has a lot of oomph and quite a few settings.

Owl Identified EdenFantasys Advanced Reviewer

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This cute toy is well made and has a plethora of settings, I just can’t seem to figure out how it was intended to be used. It’s bright yellow and a great looking toy, but I wouldn’t recommend it for those who need a lot of clitoral vibrations or pressure. Overall, this fun toy gets 4 stars.

Ryuson EdenFantasys Advanced Reviewer

Fun Factory FOU

Did you notice some of the changes on our video channel, EdenTube?  We’ve gotten social!  You can click any of our social icons in the sidebar to follow us, like us or put us in your circles.  Cool, eh?  We also have like, share and tweet buttons under every video – so be sure, next time you’re checking out someone’s awesome work, that you show them some love.  Give ‘em a like, share their content, tweet it, rate it, comment on it. We all want to know we’ve done a good job, right?  Right.

Let’s see what else we have going on:

Community:

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Contests:

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Announcement: New customer service hours!

Hello everyone,

In case you haven’t noticed, our customer service hours have changed. We strive to provide great service and support to our customers, so starting this weekend, your calls, support tickets and live chat will be answered 7 days a week!

Since this is the first time we’re doing something like this, we weren’t sure which route to take – 7 days support or longer hours during the week. We decided to try the 7 days approach and see if it’s something of interest to you. Current hours are 9AM-5PM EST 7 days a week.

So, give us a call, meet our new representative Brandon, and submit your preference in the poll.

Thank you!

Ilya EdenFantasys Customer Service Manager

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The Zini Hua is a cute rabbit vibrator that works perfectly for those that don’t want a huge insertable shaft. The controls are very easy to use, and like all Zini products, it comes with a ton of great features that will really improve your experience

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The 10 Function Pleasure Bendie lives up to its claims for the most part. It is fully waterproof, feels real, bends into a 90 degree angle (perfect for g-spot play), has a memory chip to remember where you left off during your last session, but it is also very smelly, sticky, and will not lock into your favorite position.

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Intimacy…intimacy? I think this was the first time in my life that I ever really thought about this word, that it had any meaning in my own life. But it was there, this I knew for sure. I felt it every time he said he loved me, every smile he would crack, every time we would laugh. I didn’t know how to define it; I’m still not sure that I do, but nevertheless, I felt it.

Sadly, that relationship had a tragic ending- it was like something out of a sappy romance novel. But unlike the story books, there was no epilogue. It was a pain that ran so deep through me, that made me hate myself, become stuck in my own head. It made me regret ever being born.

Depression

A few months later, I was diagnosed with depression. I remember the pain I felt, sitting in the doctors office. It was everything I could do to not burst into tears. I felt my heart being torn open, my secrets spilling out, when all I wanted to do was hide.

After a few weeks of being forced to swallow my medication every morning, I noticed a little spring in my step. I held up my head when I walked, I smiled when I saw a familiar face. The funny thing was, I almost MISSED being the girl I was before. The girl who hid from the world, who cried at even a glimpse of a love scene, who cried herself to sleep every night. I no longer felt the pain, no, but I also didn’t feel the euphoria that being in love brought me. I didn’t think about it 24/7, it didn’t haunt me as I dreamt. It was all ending. As confused as I was, I liked being happy. I really started making an effort in school, at home, and in my activities. The progress I was making was evident, and I bathed in it. I was once again glad to be alive.

I started to suddenly notice guys again. I felt lust for others, wanted once again to fall in love, but to leave my past in the past. I wanted to be renewed. I asked myself if I could ever share that with anyone else; ever have that same level of intimacy.

Relearning

For a long time, the answer was no. I simply couldn’t open myself up. There was still a wall around my heart, and it would take more than a few kind words to tear it down. I simply couldn’t fathom feeling for someone else what I once felt for him. So, I remained single; alone. I had no choice.

But once again, I wanted to be in love. I developed a crush on a guy I did theater with, and this time I didn’t just let it pass. I tried with everything in me to get him. He rejected me in the end, but it taught me something about myself; If I want a lifetime of intimacy, I would have to go through a few years of pain.

Once I learned this lesson, I saw things begin to change for me. I realized that I might not find my prince charming tomorrow, and that I had to accept that. If I ever wanted to find what I once had with my ex, I had to go out there and look! It was silly to expect my perfect man to show up at my front door. That simply isn’t life. To find someone to share yourself with, you have to take the risk of being hurt. I had to live through heartbreak if I wanted to eventually find happiness.

Now

So, where am I now? I’m living. I have several love interests, and I am having fun. I have found men who truly appreciate me for the woman I am, and who love me for me. I have intelligent conversation, and passionate encounters. And you know what, I am loving it! I am really having the time of my life right now, and I wouldn’t want to trade it for anything in the world. All of them mean something to me, and we all share intimacy. I feel it in every breath I take, in every word that I speak. To deny it would be to deny myself. It’s so amazing , but I realize the reason I am in this place is because of where I was before. I had to be lonely in order to be with someone else, rejected in order to be accepted, and in pain in order to be in love. I am living intimacy, and more importantly, it is living inside of me.