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Is Facebook whoring your face out to advertisers? http://bit.ly/BN3TX To prevent it, go here: http://bit.ly/Ezg0a (via @greaterumbrage)

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 09:44:48 -0700

pizzocalabro: Is Facebook whoring your face out to advertisers? http://bit.ly/BN3TX To prevent it, go here: http://bit.ly/Ezg0a (via @greaterumbrage)

I had fun meeting up with friends, but I don't think I'll be going to any concerts for bands I'm not already in love with in the future.

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:59:08 -0700

pizzocalabro: I had fun meeting up with friends, but I don't think I'll be going to any concerts for bands I'm not already in love with in the future.

Dude, you are way too young and cute to have a comb-over. Get a different haircut, ASAP.

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:41:09 -0700

pizzocalabro: Dude, you are way too young and cute to have a comb-over. Get a different haircut, ASAP.

MAYBE THIS CHARDONNAY WILL HELP GLUG GLUG GLUG

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:19:39 -0700

pizzocalabro: MAYBE THIS CHARDONNAY WILL HELP GLUG GLUG GLUG

This is gonna have to be one rockin' concert to make up for me leaving the house with this sinus headache.

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:07:52 -0700

pizzocalabro: This is gonna have to be one rockin' concert to make up for me leaving the house with this sinus headache.

Damn. Texting on non-QWERTY phones just defeats me now. :P

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:49:26 -0700

pizzocalabro: Damn. Texting on non-QWERTY phones just defeats me now. :P

They should totally have a hetero anti-kissing crackdown on Temple Square! I'll help harrass—uh, approach—the DILFs.

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:46:43 -0700

pizzocalabro: They should totally have a hetero anti-kissing crackdown on Temple Square! I'll help harrass—uh, *approach*—the DILFs.

Maybe the lesbians know not to kiss?Strange that none of the hetero couples seem to...

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:44:50 -0700

pizzocalabro: Maybe the lesbians know not to kiss?Strange that none of the hetero couples seem to...

Weird how the Mormons kicked out those gay guys for kissing when Temple Square is swarming w/ nice young multicultural lesbian couples.

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:40:26 -0700

pizzocalabro: Weird how the Mormons kicked out those gay guys for kissing when Temple Square is swarming w/ nice young multicultural lesbian couples.

Also I will need some tequila.

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:33:38 -0700

pizzocalabro: Also I will need some tequila.