Funny Computer Error Message You Might Encounter

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 13:16:00 -0400

LOL...... I THINK I'VE SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE!

Ever find one of THESE inside a computer????

Thu, 26 May 2011 10:32:00 -0400

Computer problem in Florida / True story

Technical Support, how can I help you?

CALLER: 'Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing'.

TECH SUPPORT: 'I will have a technician come over first thing this morning. Leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as he can'.

When the technician got there, the lady showed him where the computer was, said what happened to it, this is what the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures...

The technician told her: 'It must have been after the mouse!'

The woman didn't think it was very funny at all!

And you thought YOU had computer problems!!!

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10 Tips and Tricks To Keep Your Computer Virus Free

Thu, 26 May 2011 09:53:00 -0400

Ten Tips to Keep Your Computer Virus Free

From the Blog Desk of Efficient Computer Systems
www.efficientcomputersystems.com

10. Use common sense. It's always better to err on the side of safety. If you're unsure about an attachment, delete it. Especially if it's from a source you don't recognize. If there are tempting animations on a site that look highly unprofessional, don't download them.

9. Scan files for viruses before using them. This is always important, but especially if you are using a disc or flash memory to carry information between one computer and another. You could easily pick up a virus from a corrupted file and introduce it into your system. Running a virus scan before launching any of new files will prevent infection.

8. Don't share data CDs. Even a well-meaning friend may unknowingly pass along a virus, Trojan horse, or worm. Label your discs clearly so you know they're yours and don't loan them out. If a friend passes you a foreign disc, suggest an alternative method of file sharing.

7. Don't boot from an unknown data CD. Data CDs are one of the most common ways viruses are transmitted. If you are using a data CD while working on your computer, remove it when you shut the machine off or the computer may automatically try to boot from the disc, perhaps launching or installing bad programs or files on your computer.

6. Don't download programs from the Web. Unreliable sources such as Internet newsgroups or Web sites that you haven't heard of may be willing providers of viruses for your computer. Avoid downloading files you can't be sure are safe. This includes freeware, screensavers, games, and any other executable program—any files with an ".exe" or "".com" extension, such as "coolgame.exe." Check to see if the site has anti-virus software running on their side. If you do have to download from the Internet, be sure to scan each program before running it. Save all downloads to one folder, then run virus checks on everything in the folder before using it.

5. Update your anti-virus software frequently. An antivirus software program is only as good as the frequency with which it is updated. New viruses, worms, and Trojan horses are born daily, and variations of them can slip by software that is not current. Many antivirus programs have a feature that searches for new virus definitions every time you go online, so you are always up to date.

4. Get immediate protection. Configure your antivirus software to boot automatically on start-up and run at all times. This will provide you back-up protection in case you forget to scan an attachment, or decide not to. And in case you forget to boot up your antivirus software, configuring it to start by itself will ensure you get immediate protection anyway.

3. Scan all incoming email attachments. Be sure to run each attachment you plan to open through the anti-virus check. Do this even if you recognize and trust the sender; malicious code, like Trojan horses, can slip into your system by appearing to be from a friendly source.

2. Don't automatically open attachments. Be sure your email program doesn't automatically download attachments. This will ensure that you can examine and scan attachments before they run. Refer to your email program's safety options or preferences menu for instructions.

1. Install reliable antivirus software. Antivirus software scans files regularly for unusual changes in file size, programs that match the software's database of known viruses, suspicious email attachments, and other warning signs. It's the most important step you can take towards keeping your computer clean of viruses.

Welcome to the All New ECS Website... home of the Tech Guys Blog

Mon, 23 May 2011 11:39:00 -0400

Efficient Computer Systems in Hickory NC is proud to announce the completion of our all new website - and the launch of the Tech Guys Blog!

Stay tuned for updates and tips, tricks, and computer advice.

Efficient Computer Systems Blog

Funny Computer Error Message You Might Encounter

Ever find one of THESE inside a computer????

10 Tips and Tricks To Keep Your Computer Virus Free

Welcome to the All New ECS Website... home of the Tech Guys Blog