Talk about delicious, Octagonally wickedly hot Arianny Celeste was captured candidly by the pool in Miami in a little bikini that could barely contain her busting-out body. Now, I know many of you will argue to the end of time who the hottest UFC ring girl is, and, it is a fun debate, at least when photo evidence is involved, but I find it hard to believe there is any more far more sextastic than Arianny, who even when caught without notice, puts on an a-game show of awesome.

Arianny Celeste, big boobtastic bikini candids. Yep. that's a good way to start your morning. Enjoy.

THAT BODY IS BODACIOUS; ARIANNY CELESTE IN FHM

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Don't you know, for the first time, Maxim magazine is opening up their Hot 100 list to the voting public (I wonder where they got that grand idea from <ahem> Egotastic! Hotness Awards). Regardless, it has led to a flurry of communiques to us from both want-to-be-on-the-list hotties and also the overly educated riff-raff we call our readers.

So, we decided, we will support just one. But you need to decide who we pimp to get on the list. It can be a major name, a minor name, the name of the girl you offered a Hamilton too for a happy ending at Vicki's Rub & Tug.

We are remaining neutral, But you've got to write in her name on the survey on our Facebook Page. And, whoever you guys want pimped the most, we shall pimp.

Some call it democracy, we just call it shifting responsibility for big decisions. VOTE.

Shailene Woodley to go covered topless. (HuffPo)

Naomi Campbell sexy new photoshoot. (FoxNews)

Naomi Watts is taking on the original royal hotness. (GossipCenter)

Diane Kruger brings the goods to Berlin. (Celebuzz)

Halle Berry is getting the eff out of Dodge. (TMZ)

Rihanna goes out in a tight skirt. (theFABlife)

No bras here. (TheChive)

Anything Holly Peers just has to be super hot. They should make Holly Peers flavored kids medicine. I know I wouldn't have fought my mom if my cough syrup tasted like Holly Peers. Just saying.

Today the ridiculously hot Britty brunette finds herself locked in a battle with hair and body talented Danni Wells for the title of this week's Page 3 chesty champion. Who will take home the golden tata trophy? Well, you must decide that for yourself. And you must only do so after careful examination, but of course. Enjoy your research.

HOLLY PEERS AS A TOPLESS ANGEL? IT'S HEAVEN ON EARTH

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Okay, so Lindsay Lohan did look like an unfortunate trainwreck last night at the amfAR Gala, but, that is Lindsay's m.o. these past few months of post-rehab/in need of rehab times.

But this did not take down the evening that was otherwise packed tight and hot with veteran sextastic such as culinary coochie Padma Lakshmi, super model Karolina Kurkova, even more super modelish, Elizabeth Hurley, and freshly single Germanic wonder, Heidi Klum. Not bad for a formal night out with the ladies. Not bad at all. Enjoy.

KAROLINA KURKOVA MAJOR LEAGUE ASSTASTIC

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Now, you know I'm not big on artistic themes when it comes to the presentation of the celebrity sextastic; just lay it out there simple and bare, that works for me pretty much all the time. But, once in a while, a theme goes come along that gets the old fantasy strings a tugging, and, well, we have to give it up for the folks at Heart Truth and their Red Dress Collection event each February. It's a cavalcade  of scarlet hotties each winter, each trying to be redder and hotter than the next.  

This year's list of Red Dress babes included a skin flashing Rose McGowan, ever hot Minka Kelly, veteran model Rebecca Romijn, and seemingly eternal blonde squeeze, Christie Brinkley. Yes, it was a night to see red until you were blue in the ... well, you get the idea. Enjoy.

CAMILA ALVES SHINED RED HOT AT LAST YEAR'S HEART TRUTH'S BENEFIT

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This weeks rodeo of the self-published celebrity pics include some fresh blood, as in the case of the leggy Bar Refaeli, and some Twitpicking fiends, such as Coco, who gets-see-through topless once more, not to mention sexy cleavy pics from Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus, and Maria Menounos and Kelly Brook just looking sexy as ever.

Now, if we could just rid our world of this Instagram phenomenon that takes a perfectly hot photo and makes it just a little less hot. But that's for another day. Enjoy.

Oh, Ashley Greene, how we want to take you to our Motel 6 suite with a six pack of Chalupas and a twelve pack of Dos Equis and show you how to do the forbidden dance of love, even removing your imprisoning manacles from time to time when you show signs of good behavior.

The uber-hottie Ashley Greene is getting all slender and hard bodied again, which can only mean one thing: yep, she's making the sexy with somebody (not named 'me') and this is somewhat disappointing. Though the clear upside is seeing Ashley once more on a good run of form fitting sweaty workout clothes, the kind of visual sight that makes us consider joining a new gym where we don't have a reputation for accidentally walking into the ladies locker room, twice.

Ashley Greene is just plain old hot. And, now sweaty. It's really too much to bear. Enjoy.

WHEN WE FIRST DECIDED TO MAKE MANY BABIES WITH ASHLEY GREENE

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Unless you're a monster leering fan of Mexican telenovelas, then you are more likely to remember Vanessa Bauche as the lead actress in the Academy Award nominated film, Amores Perros, the Latina hottie movie and TV star this month finding some glorious giving in her heart by revealing her chest on the pages of the Mexican Bunny.

It's not that we like when our favorite Latina celebrities get nekkid in magazines, it's that we love and lust it with all our hearts. Here in the U.S., we have to beg and plead and wait and wonder over half-arsed Lindsay pics, while abroad, major working sextastic thespianics are dropping their tops for the benefit of male oglers. It would seem so desperately unfair if we didn't get to take a solid leer for ourselves.

Vanessa Bauche, approaching 40, and still ever so very en fuego. Enjoy.

TELEVNOVELA STARE, VANESSA ARIAS, SIN ROPAS FOR PLAYBOY MEXICO

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When Reese shows cleavage, you know it's a big night.

Now, we're not exactly sure why our little bubbly blonde thespianic hottie Reese Witherspoon refused to remove her hands from her hips last night at the Hollywood premiere of her film, This Means Wars, but we are quite certain that we can adjust our Reese-fantasies to include some boot knocking with Reese maintaining her rigid pose. We can be flexible as the situation dictates.

Joining Reese Witherspoon in the hotness parade were now suspiciously and suddenly pregnant Kristin Cavallari (still looking hot by the way), Abigail Spencer, and the very underrated Sophia Bush. Not a bad night for ogling in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater. Enjoy.

KRISTIN CAVALLARI BRALESS: YEAH, YOU'D KNOCK HER UP TOO

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Congratulations to Egotastic! Reader, Roger Snider, photographer extraordinary, whose photos of Polish model and actress Agnes Olech made their steamy way onto the pages of this month's FHM Spain.

Now, I am told photography is a difficult art, fraught with all types of perilous potential for disaster, and some hard work to boot, but I'm not exactly buying into the sob stories when you get to spend countless hours with a half-dressed hottie posing her in a sexy little bikini (albeit, that knife would kind of scare me). Enjoy.

Be sure to check out more of Roger's work at his personal photography site.

Yep, that's Miranda Kerr in a green bikini relaxing Down Under, and, yep, that's her all-too hot-bikini bodied nanny adjusting Miranda's bikini bottom for her.

Are we really so shameful as to be jealous of a nanny merely because she gets to wiggle her fingers in between Miranda Kerr's bikini bottom and her bare butt cheeks? Hell yeah we are. Those should've been our digits de-wedgifying the taut rump of one of the hottest women on the planet. I mean, we did apply for the nanny job not twice but thrice, and probably would've got it too were it not for certain Internet background check 'irregularities'. 

Nevertheless, once we get past our petty jealousy, we get to behold these long-distance, but wonderfully captured shots of our be-lusted Miranda Kerr, poolside, in her bikini, flashing the MILF-madness body that forces us to imagine giving her a brief, but sharp spanking, for being ever so teasy (okay, so maybe I'm not really properly psychologically fit to be a nanny after all). Enjoy.

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE WERE JEALOUS OF MIRANDA'S BIKINI ADJUSTOR

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(Editor's Note: We did the pixelation of the baby, not because that baby might be humiliated some day when he's a grown dude and everybody has a picture of him laying nekkid with Aunt Coco in bed, but just because he's still an innocent baby, I mean, one damn lucky innocent baby, but still just a baby.)

1am in LA and my sis,Kristy keeps flashing the camera while me and my nephew,baby Austin,try to sleep..Man, this is a spoiled baby

-- Coco on her Twitpic

Yeah, there's that, and it was 1:00am, but did anybody stop to ask why Aunt Coco was completely butt nekkid in bed with her sister's baby, or why sis thought to snap away and publish the pic to the world.

Well, we've certainly done stuff at one in the morning that can't be labeled as genius, so we'll give a full pass to the Austin family on this one, especially since, you know, we do end up getting to see our friend Coco nekkid. And when you've got boobtastic asstastic friends like Coco, you definitely want to see your friends nekkid. Enjoy.

(Thanks to 'Jacob S.' for first uncovering this nekkid gem early early this morning.)

No matter what you can say about Audrina Patridge and her porridge brain, I will say back to you, yeah, but just check out that body.

For all the silliness of her craptastic reality show, and all her previous parts involving bubble-headed inanity of The Hills persuasion, you can never take from Audrina that rock hot body of hers. It's downright upright in its inducement of passionate feelings for gentleman oglers of all ages. And a body like that doesn't come easy. Oh, no, trust me, I've read books on this subject. Audrina has to work that booty and tummy and bosomy boobtastic, and she has to do so outdoors, and in very little or very tight clothing, because that's a recipe for success.

In her little purple sports bra and black leggings, Audrina took to the bike path of the South Bay of Los Angeles yesterday to put a little sweat into her most obviously redeemable assets. Every time Audrina bent over to tie her shoes, three seagulls fell dead to the pavement from sheer exhaustion. Yep, that hot. Enjoy.

REMEMBER WHEN WE FELL IN LUST WITH AUDRINA AND HER HOT MOM?

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There are three things I want to see before I die. Paris Hilton's medical records, the Taj Mahal, and Emma Stone nekkid. Not necessarily in that order.

We all lust Emma Stone, we do, let's be real. And after The Amazing Spider-Man this summer, well, we're going to have to share her fantasy-wise with every pre-pubescent boy on the planet. But, for today, she's all ours. And don't you know Emma has rewarded us with some not-oft ogled bits of her ginger-topped body, courtesy of these telescopic bikini candids from her poolside in Rio.

If seeing Emma Stone dripping wet in a little black bikini fresh out of the water isn't making your Easy A just a little bit harder today, you're not ogling properly. Enjoy. 

PETER PARKER IS ONE LUCKY S.O.B.

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I think it's been several hours since I thought of Miranda Kerr and I'm already feeling anxious about it. It's the nagging feeling that you're forgetting something, in this case, my continuous and ceaseless lust for all things Miranda. 

I do realize that ever since Miranda entered MILFhood these type of obsessive feelings only became more, well, obsessive. And my shrink, the honorable Dr. Kyrie Phang, says that I need to find interests that will take me away from my obsessions. But, then, he's never had it this bad for uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr. So, simple prescription, difficult to execute.

In her new Spring pictorial for Victoria's Secret, the supremely good-looking Aussie shows once more why she routinely ranks among the world's hottest hotties, with some covered topless shots, a few bikinis, and even just ridiculously hot in normal, way-too-much clothes. I'm sorry, Dr. Phang. It's not that I can't stop thinking about Miranda Kerr, it's that I dont' want to stop. Enjoy.

MIRANDA KERR SIDEBOOB WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE

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Olivia Wilde looks hot in a new magazine photoshoot. (FoxNews)

The new Bourne movie trailer. (HuffPo)

Jenna Marbles is crazy... and also pretty hot. (TheChive)

Vanessa Hudgens makes the rounds in NYC. (GossipCenter)

Sasha Grey keeps doing it for the kids. (TMZ)

Bar Refaeli sexes up Londontown. (TheSuperficial)

Her royal hotness, Kate Middleton. (Celebuzz)

Well, don't you know, after teasing you with Jordan Carver and her glorious but covered globes today, we thought it was only fair to offer up a redhead show of the R-rated variety. And thanks to Interviu magazine, Latin American version, we have the jugtacular spectaculars of Argentinean punk-rocker and TV personality (and former Big Brother Mexico cast member) Sabrina Sabrok flashing her unbelievably engorged funbags, for the benefit of not-so-sharp-eyed oglers everywhere.

I do believe you could see those flesh puppies from space. Though I'd recommend motorboating distance. Disfruta.

INERVIU MAGAZINE RECENTLY FEATURED The TOPLESS LOVELY HEDISA VISAPA

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Jordan Carver can't not be sexy; everything she does is pretty damn hot. But when she starts scarfing down a large sausage, well, the libido levels are going to hit mission critical.

Ever since the boobtastic wonder moved to Los Angeles, I've been dying to have an accidental run in with her mountains of mammarial mmmm, who knew that she'd be at the brau suckling on a brat? I guess you can't take the German out of the German girl after all. Enjoy.

JORDAN CARVER TICKLES HERSELF BEFORE TICKLING THE IVORIES

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We rarely get to see Naomi Watts outside the red carpet experience, in her candid element, so the opportunity to see the blonde veteran hottie jogging down Sydney way, in the light rain, just precipitous enough to create some sheer views through her top to her nipple pokes, engorged with the thrill of exercise.

Naomi does all the jogging, we do all the sweating. This is a good arrangement. Enjoy.