http://www.egowar.com/ News articles on EgoWar.com en-gb http://www.egowar.com/rss.xml The Last Super from Mel Brooks History of the World: Part I. http://www.egowar.com/the-last-super-post.htm Sun, 21 Sep 2008 00:00:00 +0000 Email Scams Bruno is real! http://www.egowar.com/bruno-is-alive-post.htm Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos Fur Q performs Uzi Lover on The Day Today. http://www.egowar.com/fur-q-uzi-lover-post.htm Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos What happens if you put a firework inside a kitchen cupboard http://www.egowar.com/indoor-fireworks-post.htm Sun, 13 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos The Bulgarian branch of the WWAGC (world wide amalgamation of gypsy catchers) in action. 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What a old choon, i have some class memorys to this tune, hahaha, not such a reck head these days, but still, a cheeky disco biscuit every now and again never did anyone any harm did it :) Get some more posted fella, big thumbs up from Manchester mate :) Bolwers classic all the way wwooooo hhhhhhooooooo :) AWESOME!!! is there anybidy out there who didn't love the artmesia, n-trance, ultrasonic days Some more classics please Lovin this one in its original state!!! Keep up the good work! wow used to love this tune, good memorys Sound too fast here. Hard to believe this is 15 years old. yaaaahhhhhhhh. Dancing like a trooper around the office. More please Lovin it!!! Bring back the Old Skool!! gd choon to blast out the car in the summer with the hood down :D quality quality quaility need i say more ah this tune brings back soooo many memories!!! Great record thanks for posting it on!! Got hammered at the Zone in Blackpool/Preston back in the mid 90's :) IF ANYBODY HAS HEARD DEEPER Bits n Pieces U WILL KNOW U CANT GO WRONG WITH THIS TUNE NOW IS THE TIME! good to hear the vinyl crackle! Gonna have to dig out the 1210s sometime..... :D tunewsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss old skool is the way to go this song blows all other techno/rave tunes out the water BOUNCING!!!!! classic Y'all just get up and dance thats no now is the time ya pelter ! absoulutley fantastic tune this tune is the one absolute classic!!!! absolute classic rave tae the grave the best song ever made lol yyyaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here We! Here We! Here We Fuckin' Go!! Tunes healfy man, tuuunnnnnneeeeee This is my all time fav tune, it brings back a lot of memories, Tivoli's in dundalk. 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I have shown the image above because it looks interesting. http://www.egowar.com/st-vincent-and-the-grenadines-best-team-in-the-world-post.htm Sun, 28 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Football Korean Synchronized Dance A video made in South Korea for Samsung featuring 1,152 people coordinating their moves to make images. http://www.egowar.com/korean-synchronized-dance-post.htm Sun, 21 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Videos The World Sunlight Map combines current sunlight and darkness levels and real cloud cover data to produce the following image.This is a live image of current light levels acroiss the globe. http://www.egowar.com/world-sunlight-map-post.htm Sun, 14 Oct 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Random Adobe (formerly Macromedia) Flash has been used to make some mad and some shite tools, but this Xylophone has all the hallmarks of someone who knows how to combine the technical skills with an original idea.From Limmy dot com. Caution! 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As a result you can have control of A crashing car or two boxing TGV trains.Something like this could only be French. http://www.egowar.com/boxing-tgv-trains-post.htm Thu, 27 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Random You can now comment on all posts and pages on EgoWar (including this page). http://www.egowar.com/comment-on-this-post-about-comments-post.htm Tue, 25 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Ego War News The Nigerian Scam Letter Generator lets you create your own scam letter.You have probably received one of these emails saying that a long lost relative has died and there is a large sum of money waiting to be sent to you (*) without much hassle. With this Scam Letter Generator, you can now make your own!* A small fee must be paid up front to release these funds. http://www.egowar.com/nigerian-scam-letter-generator-post.htm Thu, 20 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Email Scams Super Greg is an up-and-comming DJ.From his website ..."Sometimes as a DJ U have these 'golden moments' when everything seems to flow. You never know when they are going to happen. It's funny, on this particular occasion I wasn't thinking about DJing at all, but about a sweet girl I once met at a bus station."A Super Greg Promotional Video http://www.egowar.com/super-greg-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Random Who said white people cant rap! MC Miker G and DJ Sven show you how do it. This is what the UK was going buck mental listening to in 1986 when it reached number 6 in the charts - RIGHT.One morning our parents kicked us out of our beds.We told them it was stupiddon't play the foolBut the answer was short: you gotta go to school!Gs running up and down and everybody knowRappin'rockin'poppin' in the street-kid-show.Miker "G" rocks the house and you know what I'm sayingNow when he's on the mike there is no delaying.So you better run to see him in your neighbourhoodHe's rappin'rockin' all the way to Hollywood.He check it out these are the words we sayYou scream with us: we need a holiday!We gonna ring-reng-a-dong for a holidayPut your arms in the air and let me hear you say.We gonna rincl-reng-a-dong for a holidayPut your arms m the air and let me hear you say.We gonna ring-reng-a-dong for a holidayMiker "G" and Sven were here to stay.We gonna ring-reng-a-dong for a holidayHe check out the new style we just play.We are going on a summerholidayif you want to goYoh SvenWe're going to London and New York CityAnd we take a little piece of Amsterdam.We are going on a summerholidayif you want to goYoh SvenWe're going to London and New York CityAnd we take a little piece of Amsterdam.I wanna holidayI sream a lotschool is the only thing we got.Sven's parents told me I better go'Cause Sven's hangin' on the street in the street-kid show.In the bar "Rox" what happened to youI told him it's my life and I know what T'm doin'.I saw the school Ithought I'll never stayGive me seven weeks againI need my holiday!Well this is my partner with the number one jamFamous in the boogie-box in Amsterdam.He's the fastest rapper and his name is Miker "G"His rap is stronger than the sucker M. C.'s.Well let me show you what my man can doRappin'rockin'poppin' and the boogaloo too.But anyway no more delayjust listen to the beat-box he will play.My name is M. C. SvenI'm also deejayI didn't like the schoolsI too another way.Yoh like the Miker "G" so I used my voiceAnd soon I bought a big Rolls Royce.That's rightmy name is Miker "G"I uss the holiday with the M. I. C.On the street was a party bigger than HoUywoodI grew up in this neighbourhood.We gonna ring-reng-a-dong for a holiday. . .We are going on a summerholidayif you want to goYoh Sven. . .Bite is the thing most rappers dobut I can write my own thing too.I can understand things most rappers say'Cause rappin' is my thing and I do it every day.I'm the number one rapperYoh my name is SvenI can rap more raps than a superman can.So I'm the guy on your radioalso rockin' to the rhythm in stereo.And you don't stop that bodyrockand you won't stop that bodyrock.You spell my name rightI'm Miker "G"M-I-K-E-R and "G" you see.Well M is for microphone and "G" is geniusMiker "G" in the house that's serious.And you know that and you show thatit's time Svenso let's go back!We are going an a summerholiday -we're going to London and New York City -We are going an a summerholiday -we're going to London and New York City! http://www.egowar.com/holiday-rap-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos Find out how much of a nerd you are. It seems that Sci-Fi + Computers = Nerd. http://www.egowar.com/how-much-of-a-nerd-are-you-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Random A recent news report covering the aftermath of a earthquake centred in Belfast area of Northern Ireland (Norn Iron / Up North / The 6 occupied counties / home / God's Country / FAT(L/D/BT48/BT47)AD). http://www.egowar.com/earthquake-in-belfast-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos This alternative guide to Latvia certainly rings a few bells. I'm surprised you don't have to pay 50 Lats to get out of it. http://www.egowar.com/an-alternative-guide-to-latvia-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Random This video was taken at the Ulster Folk Park near Omagh, Northern Ireland in 2006 during a show at Halloween. At around 40 seconds into this clip it all kicks off. http://www.egowar.com/the-art-of-heckling-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos Old school raving from QFX in Zodiacs, Centrepoint, Lurgan. http://www.egowar.com/old-school-raving-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos Caution - Contains strong languageDerek, a FICTIONAL Linfield supporter has an argument with God about the weather in Faliraki. Instead he asks the weather to go to Costa Del Portrush. http://www.egowar.com/derek-has-an-argument-with-god-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos Horse it into ya Cynthia. var VE_api = VE_getPlayerAPI('1.2');var myMoviePath = '/gid329/cid1124/IJ/YB/1170792400Ih7223ZzVCDC9nDNykVP';VE_api.embedPlayer(myMoviePath,450,338,false,'','FFFFFF',true,'site=egowar and area=Animals and vl=GB and va=null and vg=null and channel=Animals','');Horse it into ya Cynthia, fer your the girl for me, your the finest lookin fillie that i did ever see, your the onions in my burger and the sugar in my tea so I says horse it into ya Cynthia... http://www.egowar.com/horse-it-into-ya-cynthia-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos Contains Swearing. This is a Video of two cranes at Harland and Wolf shipyard in Belfast hitting eachother. Apparently Samson is only meant to nudge the other crane around. http://www.egowar.com/crane-crash-at-belfast-shipyard-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos var VE_api = VE_getPlayerAPI('1.2');var myMoviePath = '/gid329/cid1124/RQ/HR/1166795940wC6FDgXk6VjNiuWmzFQs';VE_api.embedPlayer(myMoviePath,450,338,false,'','FFFFFF',true,'site=bebo and area=Art and vl=GB and va=null and vg=null','');In Captain Planet Sean O'Reilly has the trigger to "the bomb" which he is hell bent on setting off because "The prods burned down his bakery and put him out of work". The only problem is that it is a nuclear bomb and so might be a wee bit to big for what he needs.Wheeler then runs through "the prod territory" shouting out for Sean (not a good idea). Wheeler is curious about why people want to beat other people up just because of their name (I can't see his point ) and the prods offer him advise to use more loyal sounding names such as John ! Then the story line goes nuts with Stewart the prod and Sean the Catholic forgiving each other and living in righteous harmony for ever and ever (well thats the impression I get). http://www.egowar.com/captain-planet-in-belfast-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos Caution -- Contains strong language and scenes of cartoon nature http://www.egowar.com/mario-brothers-end-up-in-vice-city-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos Caution -- Contains strong languageA parody of a Harp advertisement. Looks like it was filmed outside a type of metal on the Stranmillis Road. http://www.egowar.com/harp-is-belter-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos Caution -- Contains strong language5 seconds according to this video http://www.egowar.com/how-long-does-it-take-someone-from-northern-ireland-to-come-up-with-a-joke-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos This burger falls off the ventilation structure, collapses through the ceiling, strolls down isles with a shopping trolley, falls off the top rung of a ladder, and sits down in the bin ! http://www.egowar.com/how-not-to-burgle-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos A prank call from Belfast. Betsy McCullough wants to book the hall for her husbands 99th birthday next Thursday. To her surprise it costs 250 ! http://www.egowar.com/prank-phone-call-post.htm Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:00:00 +0000 Humour Videos This was a piece for skysports before Northern Ireland beat England last year. 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