<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2051238601769116602</id><updated>2026-10-13T02:58:32.369-07:00</updated><category term="humor"/><category term="national novel writing month"/><category term="writers"/><category term="elastic waistbands"/><category term="midlife"/><category term="daily humor"/><category term="virtual book tour"/><category term="atwood"/><category term="author"/><category term="book promotion"/><category term="daily laugh"/><category term="laughter"/><category term="nanowrimo"/><category term="christee"/><category term="newspaper snippets"/><category term="ads"/><category term="authors"/><category term="bloopers"/><category term="book"/><category term="funny headlines"/><category term="funny signs"/><category term="laughing"/><category term="published"/><category term="quote"/><category term="rubber chicken"/><category term="writing"/><category term="$"/><category term="Monday"/><category term="astd"/><category term="attitude"/><category term="beer"/><category term="blog tour"/><category term="blunders"/><category term="books"/><category term="candy"/><category term="celebration"/><category term="christmas"/><category term="columnist"/><category term="comics"/><category term="coping"/><category term="creativity"/><category term="development"/><category term="education"/><category term="erma bombeck"/><category term="fun"/><category term="funny"/><category term="funny ads"/><category term="goofs"/><category term="headlines"/><category term="health"/><category term="human resources"/><category term="insanity"/><category term="interview"/><category term="joke"/><category term="joy"/><category term="ladies of class"/><category term="malls"/><category term="mistakes"/><category term="omar"/><category term="perspective"/><category term="political"/><category term="presentations"/><category term="publishing"/><category term="quotes"/><category term="school"/><category term="scriptfrenzy"/><category term="southern"/><category term="speaking"/><category term="stand up comedy"/><category term="stress relief"/><category term="thought"/><category term="three feet under"/><category term="toys"/><category term="training"/><category term="unemployed"/><category term="workforce"/><category term="writer"/><title type='text'>Elastic Waistbands</title><subtitle type='html'>Celebrating our imperfections, laughing at our insanity, and sharing our occasional enlightenments</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>443</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2051238601769116602.post-4598591898403205169</id><published>2015-02-18T12:59:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2015-02-18T13:02:16.118-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My latest column will make you laugh and feel superior. (p27)</title><content type='html'>Check it out on page 27 of the link below.&lt;br /&gt;
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Here&#39;s a cool new thing I&#39;ll be rolling out next month.&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#39;s the Elastic Waistbands Tour. I&#39;ll be visiting libraries, book clubs, and other sites and doing readings from my book, In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands.&lt;br /&gt;
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And even better, I&#39;ll be recording these evenings of comedy. Then I&#39;ll compile the recordings to create the audio book version of my book.&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#39;ll be fun and folks will get to hear their laughs and comments in the final version. Needless to say, with the audience interaction, it will be a longer version of the original book with a little extra conversation and humor thrown in.&lt;br /&gt;
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Great time last week speaking at the graduation ceremony for the Trainers Development Institute of East Baton Rouge City-Parish. Even though Mayor Holden insisted on photobombing me!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;
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During the snowfall in Central Louisiana, I had the opportunity to construct my beloved and &quot;late&quot; snow chicken. The experience was so special to me that I shared it in my March column in City Social Magazine. The link to the column on page 43 is below the photo.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://citysocial.epubxp.com/i/272008&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;City Social March Issue page 43&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/feeds/7318460409026595080/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2051238601769116602/7318460409026595080?isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/7318460409026595080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/7318460409026595080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/2014/03/the-sneaux-chicken.html' title='The Sneaux Chicken'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1EbICCvZ2s5HVdvfw0kvHYRvZaUBjukhGzXsFAJ_vuszCum71P6qKRqlXLqSB4_Ydr_Z6xAcfK9Cj65OZtWUlHc3qDh9zdqhmNkK2VxCwUrMpIhq8tJkSaYHxPjYFG4EfAlCGUdSqz88/s72-c/snow+chicken2.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2051238601769116602.post-4596117331643089195</id><published>2014-03-26T18:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2014-03-26T18:48:12.577-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Come visit me at the Louisiana Library Association Conference on Friday!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
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10:00 am -- Together with my writing buddy, Chere Coen, I&#39;ll be signing copies of my books. I might even write legibly for a change. Nah, let&#39;s not get carried away. But come visit, anyway!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/feeds/4596117331643089195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2051238601769116602/4596117331643089195?isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/4596117331643089195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/4596117331643089195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/2014/03/come-visit-me-at-louisiana-library.html' title='Come visit me at the Louisiana Library Association Conference on Friday!'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrkHmm_l_w6tR2owWRXYgjdI2nWJNhsePzV7jccHxDlq4kTkqLjPKkt7vObyCarahaiPzJYnbx8Ah95OPJQ5FoYdP1NAxSQh9bMuM9CJG3vXvUGs4W6Yk97Ek5XG4zGije3eKNZVp0Nec/s72-c/lla2014logo.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2051238601769116602.post-6159958450216811278</id><published>2014-03-24T07:25:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2014-03-24T07:25:41.641-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You have trouble gaining weight? hmmmmmm</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF5bO19BFSg8EDgLPLOHCm34xcoYsEOlMCF4tVQCIKs5v4lv_TuQxNc1dGMrq3Zjykd4MF727NLQ_neYSxxcN0m1GXjJ65XG4OIg3EJCTVgmYYRdlcdRL6lscgulkqCPqhCgFTFfCjDLo/s1600/10007009_10152423826053465_1161506369_n.png&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF5bO19BFSg8EDgLPLOHCm34xcoYsEOlMCF4tVQCIKs5v4lv_TuQxNc1dGMrq3Zjykd4MF727NLQ_neYSxxcN0m1GXjJ65XG4OIg3EJCTVgmYYRdlcdRL6lscgulkqCPqhCgFTFfCjDLo/s1600/10007009_10152423826053465_1161506369_n.png&quot; height=&quot;224&quot; width=&quot;320&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/feeds/6159958450216811278/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2051238601769116602/6159958450216811278?isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/6159958450216811278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/6159958450216811278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/2014/03/you-have-trouble-gaining-weight-hmmmmmm.html' title='You have trouble gaining weight? hmmmmmm'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF5bO19BFSg8EDgLPLOHCm34xcoYsEOlMCF4tVQCIKs5v4lv_TuQxNc1dGMrq3Zjykd4MF727NLQ_neYSxxcN0m1GXjJ65XG4OIg3EJCTVgmYYRdlcdRL6lscgulkqCPqhCgFTFfCjDLo/s72-c/10007009_10152423826053465_1161506369_n.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2051238601769116602.post-42111445402526955</id><published>2014-01-29T06:48:00.005-08:00</published><updated>2014-01-29T06:48:52.149-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I got an award!! Yay! Bribery finally paid off!</title><content type='html'>Mind if I brag for just a moment? The Global Knowledge Management Congress will present the Knowledge Management Leadership Award to me in June in Mumbai, India. I&#39;m receiving it for my body of work on training, development, and knowledge management. KM sounds confusing, but it&#39;s really just recognizing that an organization&#39;s best information is in people&#39;s heads. KM is all about creating ways to share that knowledge. Yep, I&#39;m a tad proud. Thanks for indulging me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOQQwqAFVmuk3FoffZTsZBeIp95EQhtn34gTiq5Pelyve5dPkzdwHpPyT7_aR4oPSvrtOt5lw9GR434z-ELeczQXp9INSTDo5oLHkYgIkp1HgOl-nj-W9menyC0lxONc7MMQu_1otn39E/s1600/KM+Leadership+Award.JPG&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOQQwqAFVmuk3FoffZTsZBeIp95EQhtn34gTiq5Pelyve5dPkzdwHpPyT7_aR4oPSvrtOt5lw9GR434z-ELeczQXp9INSTDo5oLHkYgIkp1HgOl-nj-W9menyC0lxONc7MMQu_1otn39E/s1600/KM+Leadership+Award.JPG&quot; height=&quot;320&quot; width=&quot;305&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/feeds/42111445402526955/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2051238601769116602/42111445402526955?isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/42111445402526955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/42111445402526955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/2014/01/i-got-award-yay-bribery-finally-paid-off.html' title='I got an award!! Yay! Bribery finally paid off!'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOQQwqAFVmuk3FoffZTsZBeIp95EQhtn34gTiq5Pelyve5dPkzdwHpPyT7_aR4oPSvrtOt5lw9GR434z-ELeczQXp9INSTDo5oLHkYgIkp1HgOl-nj-W9menyC0lxONc7MMQu_1otn39E/s72-c/KM+Leadership+Award.JPG" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2051238601769116602.post-5932823130387910978</id><published>2014-01-28T17:26:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2014-01-28T17:26:23.099-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Just made me laugh. And agree.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzVQWLM_G02MalmDHL87oFPUHRfIyt7h6J-QSJXsB7KtwO7s4kTebkxnsMoU-WZrCVHOmoFSd41CXAIVJN_YmJQ0bNnfgEjyoTGdPKfcJI3JwSmrd0zoYqImYrxTnsFKAR7n52p46qCns/s1600/1234051_394031964056175_1577126289_n.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzVQWLM_G02MalmDHL87oFPUHRfIyt7h6J-QSJXsB7KtwO7s4kTebkxnsMoU-WZrCVHOmoFSd41CXAIVJN_YmJQ0bNnfgEjyoTGdPKfcJI3JwSmrd0zoYqImYrxTnsFKAR7n52p46qCns/s1600/1234051_394031964056175_1577126289_n.jpg&quot; height=&quot;223&quot; width=&quot;320&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/feeds/5932823130387910978/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2051238601769116602/5932823130387910978?isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/5932823130387910978'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/5932823130387910978'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/2014/01/just-made-me-laugh-and-agree.html' title='Just made me laugh. And agree.'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzVQWLM_G02MalmDHL87oFPUHRfIyt7h6J-QSJXsB7KtwO7s4kTebkxnsMoU-WZrCVHOmoFSd41CXAIVJN_YmJQ0bNnfgEjyoTGdPKfcJI3JwSmrd0zoYqImYrxTnsFKAR7n52p46qCns/s72-c/1234051_394031964056175_1577126289_n.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2051238601769116602.post-2244056356544655854</id><published>2013-12-22T07:03:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2013-12-22T07:03:22.693-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What do I want to be when I grow up?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUvQIuvCPwY0vMtTA9EOju5fWBad3YaCfXbHhcbL4ZhkLSN6pSRlzVji5IByHbvuP5yzqqzBj1ByBXytXn6zTlGfYC7IhQa3kTjWZWbPpTSQaV5nhWsp9cWnjVwEhgzzemQoIZAC1DjVY/s1600/in+charge.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;218&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUvQIuvCPwY0vMtTA9EOju5fWBad3YaCfXbHhcbL4ZhkLSN6pSRlzVji5IByHbvuP5yzqqzBj1ByBXytXn6zTlGfYC7IhQa3kTjWZWbPpTSQaV5nhWsp9cWnjVwEhgzzemQoIZAC1DjVY/s320/in+charge.jpg&quot; width=&quot;320&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/feeds/2244056356544655854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2051238601769116602/2244056356544655854?isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/2244056356544655854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/2244056356544655854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/2013/12/what-do-i-want-to-be-when-i-grow-up.html' title='What do I want to be when I grow up?'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUvQIuvCPwY0vMtTA9EOju5fWBad3YaCfXbHhcbL4ZhkLSN6pSRlzVji5IByHbvuP5yzqqzBj1ByBXytXn6zTlGfYC7IhQa3kTjWZWbPpTSQaV5nhWsp9cWnjVwEhgzzemQoIZAC1DjVY/s72-c/in+charge.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2051238601769116602.post-3004678705906118206</id><published>2013-11-16T16:37:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2013-11-16T16:37:17.702-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Never drive home from a bar. </title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuf9KtbbVgSv5mCMZE2v2Qfoj_DAzdg9YimKyEV2QDEIuW8vscTsXaZYZf_1TPKcY-KQA9u5yc8cLfotnwV2ssOXWi91BrT3SoJfJDC4hrx9rePmzcMjkQqnMFNqkfa6tCsSU1Rdj_PIA/s1600/IMG_2916.JPG&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;224&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuf9KtbbVgSv5mCMZE2v2Qfoj_DAzdg9YimKyEV2QDEIuW8vscTsXaZYZf_1TPKcY-KQA9u5yc8cLfotnwV2ssOXWi91BrT3SoJfJDC4hrx9rePmzcMjkQqnMFNqkfa6tCsSU1Rdj_PIA/s320/IMG_2916.JPG&quot; width=&quot;320&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/feeds/3004678705906118206/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2051238601769116602/3004678705906118206?isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/3004678705906118206'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/3004678705906118206'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/2013/11/never-drive-home-from-bar.html' title='Never drive home from a bar. '/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuf9KtbbVgSv5mCMZE2v2Qfoj_DAzdg9YimKyEV2QDEIuW8vscTsXaZYZf_1TPKcY-KQA9u5yc8cLfotnwV2ssOXWi91BrT3SoJfJDC4hrx9rePmzcMjkQqnMFNqkfa6tCsSU1Rdj_PIA/s72-c/IMG_2916.JPG" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2051238601769116602.post-2505639501324517023</id><published>2013-11-11T18:43:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2013-11-11T18:43:49.694-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Self Service Police Program</title><content type='html'>Here&#39;s one of my first articles on the parody news site: SageNews.ca&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sagenews.ca/Article.asp?id=3292&amp;amp;title=Self-Service-Police-Program-Unveiled-at-Conference&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Self Service Police Program&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/feeds/2505639501324517023/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/2051238601769116602/2505639501324517023?isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/2505639501324517023'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2051238601769116602/posts/default/2505639501324517023'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com/2013/11/self-service-police-program.html' title='Self Service Police Program'/><author><name>Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2051238601769116602.post-1235964356932329507</id><published>2013-10-29T08:52:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2013-10-29T08:52:11.141-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Daylight Savings Time makes me want to...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjla2pwB_UINe8uq_CRt_matHMjUrF8_XfVsbz8QSy-pSjx8NqFFxagzC4XUGKzy3IHrjtdFzn3-UuEByByROFV4-xhV01kMZCUb3sYf-Nn4FBYn1lux30jtuwzbZylNiQrmFNeYmlSzcM/s1600/ben+franklin.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;240&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjla2pwB_UINe8uq_CRt_matHMjUrF8_XfVsbz8QSy-pSjx8NqFFxagzC4XUGKzy3IHrjtdFzn3-UuEByByROFV4-xhV01kMZCUb3sYf-Nn4FBYn1lux30jtuwzbZylNiQrmFNeYmlSzcM/s320/ben+franklin.jpg&quot; width=&quot;320&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd927x2lBeipEmqh30CsnzamdxX-rhLrDbHtXOwA-F2VeNjId1Ow0jf4cMkel36DLGNodb-lvbiVLo376hZlwN-TbwEIHAsvHxfH5oaBVMYOe4P7FZyMtWjXGYtrZux8PzOxq9lvYkD8w/s1600/Dad&#39;s+column.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;179&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd927x2lBeipEmqh30CsnzamdxX-rhLrDbHtXOwA-F2VeNjId1Ow0jf4cMkel36DLGNodb-lvbiVLo376hZlwN-TbwEIHAsvHxfH5oaBVMYOe4P7FZyMtWjXGYtrZux8PzOxq9lvYkD8w/s320/Dad&#39;s+column.jpg&quot; width=&quot;320&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBxye-u7XGDS4hM2_qBml8jqAC8ghthE7rapVw1dF6VT1NlYVB5SSAd-QkKhCHGPPlqK8d55FT-rYkreiHYHYB0uC2kqAXvP7UoFQkU8z_xUIv6XGnAw1EpvFd03Mu_jD5yIbLmHhkqDQ/s1600/1098132_595405377179138_1168337327_n.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;320&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBxye-u7XGDS4hM2_qBml8jqAC8ghthE7rapVw1dF6VT1NlYVB5SSAd-QkKhCHGPPlqK8d55FT-rYkreiHYHYB0uC2kqAXvP7UoFQkU8z_xUIv6XGnAw1EpvFd03Mu_jD5yIbLmHhkqDQ/s320/1098132_595405377179138_1168337327_n.jpg&quot; width=&quot;241&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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