tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20512386017691166022012-02-01T07:06:33.771-08:00Elastic WaistbandsCelebrating our imperfections, laughing at our insanity, and sharing our occasional enlightenmentsChristee.biznoreply@blogger.comBlogger314125ElasticWaistbandshttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2051238601769116602.post-5464033413885931772012-02-01T07:05:00.001-08:002012-02-01T07:05:29.756-08:002012-02-01T07:05:29.756-08:00This is soooo me!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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In case you missed it, my internet scavenger hunt for comedy is on page 52.</div>
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Happy 2012!<br />
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If you're out and about, join me Saturday, December 3, from 11-4 at Paragon Resort in Marksville. There will be a Holiday Market in the Atrium with gift ideas and, of course, autographed copies of <strong><em>In Celebration of Elastic Waistbands!</em></strong><br />
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?<br />
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WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"<br />
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ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?<br />
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WITNESS: My name is Susan.<br />
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My thoughts: Wow! There's a shot in the arm for the old Christmas Spirit... and in the shoulder... probably the neck, back, and legs too.<br />
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Forgive me for the use of the bad word for 'poop' near the end of this sign.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2051238601769116602-2641875631454383480?l=elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><strong>Does this sign make me sound crotchety?</strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><strong>Good. That's what I was going for...</strong></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Turlet Cleaner is more spensiv. </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2051238601769116602-4632634705321117528?l=elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Headline: Prosecutors want victim in courtroom during murder trial. Does anyone else see this as a bad idea?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2051238601769116602-5351993896228555043?l=elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: "Calibri", "sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-themecolor: text1;">A computer once beat me at chess, </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">In the thief's defense, </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">if you ha</span><span style="font-size: large;">ve a building on "U Take It Road", </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">you're pretty much asking for it... </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2051238601769116602-8417285330566654964?l=elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">I didn't know deer went in for kayaking. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">I thought they preferred soccer.</span><br />
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Headline read "Stolen groceries" instead of "Homicide" ... yeah, that's an understandable mistake.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2051238601769116602-5274166512659508149?l=elasticwaistbands.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
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I'll be the featured speaker tomorrow at the 2011 Women's Conference in Baton Rouge. <br />
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The funny part of this? I don't have a voice right now. Throat is swollen and sore from allergies, so I've restructured this into an "audience participation" event. <br />
Come join us and point at the girl who sounds like a frog. Info at http://www.wcgbr.com/news/main.asp?id=43<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Headline: Parents keep kids home to protest school closure.</span><br />
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