Electric Writer (comments)

Here is the States, TV is just as bad. I can not t...

2010-08-18T18:02:54.144+01:00

Here is the States, TV is just as bad. I can not take it anymore. Even the comedy shows in the evening are go predictable I can't see how they make one laugh!

HELLO - Matt you're missing out here! If you ...

2010-07-05T19:42:42.853+01:00

HELLO - Matt you're missing out here!

If you want excellent dialogue; gripping plots; an underlying sentimental theme; a lesson for society today AND to learn something then for gods sake turn to cbeebies.

Perfect day time viewing and definetly room for a plot there!

PS - Have you considered writing for childrens programmes? I've just read a really good book written by one of the script editors of Thomas the Tank Engine. It may not fulfill your longterm desires, but it'll pay the rent in the meantime...

My friends. Not my friend's. That's what...

2010-06-30T12:53:18.156+01:00

My friends. Not my friend's. That's what I get for commenting at midnight...

You have a good point here, but I was completely d...

2010-06-30T04:17:54.152+01:00

You have a good point here, but I was completely distracted by all the fab Brit slang. Beano? Shit on the liver? God, I LOVE it.

My friend's from England were here not long ago and thought that "pop the trunk" was the funniest thing they'd ever heard, but it doesn't hold a candle to "shit on the liver."

Indeed! Also: "Having said that..." is ...

2010-06-18T10:15:35.879+01:00

Indeed! Also: "Having said that..." is clear indication that someone is about to do a complete U-turn: "I love you. Having said that, I've been seeing someone else."

"To be honest with you" is also an indic...

2010-06-17T15:44:45.930+01:00

"To be honest with you" is also an indication that the speaker is lying. And hearing "no offense, but" is the best way to tell that you are about to be insulted.

You are Ed Reardon. May I claim the prize?

2009-11-14T19:58:18.254+00:00

You are Ed Reardon. May I claim the prize?

Ha! Agreed.one correction. i think 'fat' should b...

2008-08-05T16:47:00.000+01:00

Ha! Agreed.

one correction. i think 'fat' should be spelled with a 'ph'. phat.

word to the homie, yo!

I live in Florida. Land of the tourists.I am NOT h...

2008-06-20T02:20:00.000+01:00

I live in Florida.
Land of the tourists.
I am NOT here to guide them, there are maps for that.
And why, oh why, do tourists wear such stupid clothes?
Tourist rule #3: If you wouldn't wear it at home- don't wear it on vacation.

I'm a fan of Project Runway, http://johnnyb-latefo...

2008-06-08T18:34:00.000+01:00

I'm a fan of Project Runway, http://johnnyb-lateforthesky.blogspot.com/2008/04/project-run-away.html
but I have little fashion sense. I usually have to ask my daughter.