tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51457169513185447732026-07-19T21:00:10.754+02:00| Blödsinn, Witziges, Unsinniges &amp; Unnötiges | garantiert WERBEFREIwhitechurchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08389527654972778774noreply@blogger.comBlogger910125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145716951318544773.post-45980019167038320462016-02-19T01:10:00.001+01:002016-02-19T01:12:48.600+01:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>VIDEO : "Ich bin ein Rassist, aber" (Maschek)</b></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <iframe width="320" height="266" class="YOUTUBE-iframe-video" data-thumbnail-src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1ltRzIjONNs/0.jpg" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/1ltRzIjONNs?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="color: blue; 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font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>&gt; Beim Tennis hat man zwei Aufschläge</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">.... einem <b>Dieb</b> und einem <b>Arzt</b>?</span><br /> <span style="color: #666666; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>&gt; Der Dieb weiß immer, was seinem Opfer fehlt.</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">.... einem <b>erfolgreichen</b> und einem <b>erfolglosen Jäger</b>?</span><br /> <span style="color: #666666; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>&gt; Der erfolgreiche Jäger hat den Hasen im Rucksack, die Büchse geschultert und neben ihm steht der Hund.</i></span><br /> <span style="color: #666666; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Der erfolglose Jäger hat den Hasen im Bett, die Hand an der Büchse und der Hund steht nicht!</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">.... einer <b>Schlange</b> und einer <b>Autoschlange</b>?</span><br /> <span style="color: #666666; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>&gt; Bei der Autoschlange ist das Arschloch vorn</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">.... einem <b>Politiker</b> und einem <b>Tumor</b>?</span><br /> <span style="color: #666666; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>&gt; Ein Tumor kann gutartig sein.</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">.... einem <b>Mantafahrer</b> und einem <b>Trabantfahrer</b>?</span><br /> <span style="color: #666666; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>&gt; Beim Trabantfahrer lacht man über das Auto.</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">.... <b>Frauen</b> und <b>Nilpferden</b>?</span><br /> <span style="color: #666666; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>&gt; Die einen haben einen dicken, fetten, runzligen Hintern und die anderen liegen im Wasser.</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">.... <b>Michael &amp; Ralf Schuhmacher</b> und <b>Sigfried &amp; Roy</b>?</span><br /> <span style="color: #666666; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>&gt; Der Gesichtsausdruck, wenn der eine dem anderen hinten reinfährt.</i></span></div> whitechurchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08389527654972778774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145716951318544773.post-67116267781540594882015-12-03T17:15:00.000+01:002015-12-03T17:15:00.720+01:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Wie heißt Prostituierte auf Italienisch?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Nutella</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Wie kastriert man einen Kühlschrank?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Man nimmt die Eier raus</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Warum hat der Weihnachtsmann so einen großen Sack?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Weil er nur einmal im Jahr kommt</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Wie nennen Kannibalen einen Mediziner?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Hot Doc</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Wie nennen Kannibalen einen Rollstuhlfahrer?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Essen auf Rädern</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Wie nennen Kannibalen ein Skelett?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Leergut</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Was haben ein Schäferhund und ein kurzsichtiger Gynäkologe gemeinsam?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; 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font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Ein Sattelschlepper</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Warum hat Gott von Adam eine Rippe geklaut und darauf eine Frau gemacht?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Er wollte zeigen, dass bei einem Diebstahl nichts Vernünftiges rauskommt</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Was nimmt eine Elefantenkuh als Vibrator?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Einen Epileptiker</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Woran erkennt man einen schwulen Schneemann?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>An der Karotte im Arsch</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Warum nennt eine Bayerin den Penis ihres Freundes liebevoll Pavarotti?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Weil sie sich denkt: "Den Luciano"</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Was ist ein Kondom mit Loch?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Kinderüberraschung</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Was ist ein Farbiger auf einem BMX-Rad?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Eine Schokocrossi</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Welche Sprache spricht man in der Sauna?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Schwitzerdütsch</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Was ist ein Bikini?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Zwei Punkte und ein Gedankenstrich</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Wie nennt man einen intelligenten Toilettenbesucher?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Klugscheißer</i></span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Was sitzt im Dunkeln, hat Flügel und saugt Blut?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Die neue Always Ultra</i></span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Was hört man, wenn man sich einen Döner ans Ohr hält?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Das Schweigen der Lämmer</i></span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Welches sind die zwei ärgerlichsten Dinge der Welt?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Nasses Brennholz und trockener Geschlechtsverkehr</i></span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Warum bekommen Bio-Bauern keine Kinder?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Bio-Bauern spritzen nicht</i></span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Was erhält man, wenn man einen Klempner mit einer Prostituierten kreuzt?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Einen Handwerker, der wenigstens vorgibt, zu kommen</i></span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Welche grammatikalische Zeit ist: "Du hättest nicht geboren werden sollen"?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Präservativ Defekt!</i></span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i><br /></i></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Was bekommt man, wenn man einen Pitbull und einen Collie kreuzt?</span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>Einen Hund, der dir ein Bein abbeißt und dann Hilfe hilft!</i></span></div> whitechurchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08389527654972778774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145716951318544773.post-52514851453738605922015-12-02T17:01:00.000+01:002015-12-02T17:01:00.210+01:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Vier Nonnen sind zum Beichten in die Kirche gekommen.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Die erste Nonne geht in den Beichtstuhl: "Ach, Vater, ich habe gesündigt."</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>"Ja, mein liebes Kind, was hast du denn getan?"</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Ich habe einen nackten Mann gesehen."</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>"So, dann gehe zum heiligen Wasser und wasche Deine Augen damit."</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Die zweite Nonne im Beichtstuhl: "Ach, Vater, ich habe gesündigt."</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>"Ja, mein liebes Kind, was hast du denn getan?"</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Ich habe einen nackten Mann berührt."</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>"Dann gehe zum heiligen Wasser und wasche deine Hände darin."</i></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Als die beiden übrigen Nonnen das draußen hören, sagt die vierte zur dritten:&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Bitte, lass mich vor. Ich möchte noch gurgeln,&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">bevor du deinen Hinterm ins Weihwasser steckst."</span></div> whitechurchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08389527654972778774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145716951318544773.post-39844693992146143262015-12-01T16:57:00.000+01:002015-12-01T16:57:00.854+01:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">In Florida, an den Evergladess steht ein Tourist am Wasser und fragt einen Einheimischen: <br />"Ich würde gerne schwimmen gehen - gibt´s hier Haie?"</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Der antwortet: "Nein!"</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Also springt der Tourist ins Wasser und wird prompt gefressen.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Auf das blutige Wasser blickend rügt der Einheimische:</span><br /> <span style="color: red; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>"Merke dir, wo es Krokodile gibt, gibt´s NIE Haie!"</b></span></div> whitechurchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08389527654972778774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145716951318544773.post-39286317767242552592013-02-26T15:36:00.005+01:002013-02-26T15:36:37.586+01:00<br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>ein formloses, aber herzliches Dankeschön !</b></span></div> <span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">150.000 Seitenaufrufe !</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Freut mich, dass es euch gefällt !</div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> :)</div> </b></span>whitechurchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08389527654972778774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145716951318544773.post-13600640645377623102013-02-23T12:43:00.002+01:002013-02-23T12:51:04.681+01:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;">Er betritt den Fahrstuhl.&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;">Im ersten Stock steigt er aus und sieht ein Schild: Europäerinnen!&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;">"Hmm", denkt er, "mal sehen, was sonst noch kommt."&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;">Er fährt in den zweiten Stock. Dort ein Schild: Südeuropäerinnen!&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;">"Nicht schlecht", denkt er, fährt aber weiter.&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;">Das Schild im dritten Stock lautet: Eurasierinnen!&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;">Er fährt weiter in den vierten Stock: Negerinnen!&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;">Jetzt will er´s wissen und fährt in den obersten, fünften Stock.&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><br style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;" /><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;">Dort hängt ein Schild mit der Aufschrift: Was wollen Sie? Bumsen oder&nbsp;</span></span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;"><br /></span></span> <span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 12.727272033691406px;">Fahrstuhl fahren?</span></span>whitechurchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08389527654972778774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145716951318544773.post-39498674465819715412013-01-19T17:12:00.000+01:002013-01-19T17:12:12.686+01:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDXFwMz18KDBF-nUhpNH69dGThOWMBUmgXh9FISA8hmwZQ1QXK4XvaFCWRkwxocEn8UOCC7LpEXi6SlhShqc-9FLsbg37Z7mYFhyBexwtMjg6yx0gW27BFzSlpsoK3MZB5GJnZ-zhZEdQ/s1600/001.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="336" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDXFwMz18KDBF-nUhpNH69dGThOWMBUmgXh9FISA8hmwZQ1QXK4XvaFCWRkwxocEn8UOCC7LpEXi6SlhShqc-9FLsbg37Z7mYFhyBexwtMjg6yx0gW27BFzSlpsoK3MZB5GJnZ-zhZEdQ/s640/001.png" width="640" /></a></div> <br />whitechurchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08389527654972778774noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145716951318544773.post-85668811816531240762013-01-19T00:39:00.004+01:002013-01-19T17:12:44.035+01:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_ytU1Bj9ZLwY5lv69hl4omUiJpr3336-x1Clzpwoz3IeC4kOcFuXGUt0pr2oKvnlMfmMmlFaRfgjeMsbaWRe_-3FoGwp9F1m9rjEkZLwm4Cg6Usw9OND_9p9oOjCxLX8qaObjN8AMaC0/s1600/002.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_ytU1Bj9ZLwY5lv69hl4omUiJpr3336-x1Clzpwoz3IeC4kOcFuXGUt0pr2oKvnlMfmMmlFaRfgjeMsbaWRe_-3FoGwp9F1m9rjEkZLwm4Cg6Usw9OND_9p9oOjCxLX8qaObjN8AMaC0/s640/002.png" width="640" /></a></div> <br />whitechurchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08389527654972778774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145716951318544773.post-83243931597849679212013-01-18T01:49:00.000+01:002013-01-18T01:49:23.912+01:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH0cc4vorIu-rSz3MaqalZbjU-NiOSOeRml2C4kcd8Cz8oC1CYiYwH8XlxYNSZ2qsTOU_zp5B_K9muWB1pEjRusmYyD4chBtVpJ-V2w-pu3KCgOhQvyz8Rp6AFLCFLyfoegLLc6J2Y7O4/s1600/001.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH0cc4vorIu-rSz3MaqalZbjU-NiOSOeRml2C4kcd8Cz8oC1CYiYwH8XlxYNSZ2qsTOU_zp5B_K9muWB1pEjRusmYyD4chBtVpJ-V2w-pu3KCgOhQvyz8Rp6AFLCFLyfoegLLc6J2Y7O4/s640/001.png" width="432" /></a></div> <br />whitechurchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08389527654972778774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145716951318544773.post-90321569495690242362013-01-18T00:33:00.001+01:002013-01-19T17:12:58.245+01:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQWyjp5a4uF0nhkfs7vX-6ndlNef2sdX7T_M99ZYYgPj3egFEv9O9GaIOxxOXbIbBJwO7PNc2gSb49vwaZboARaCnGxnmi-XbGmOvL2YA1cjmylFDF_8Nx_x95y5scHHCNtcPwA5sMa-U/s1600/001.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="340" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQWyjp5a4uF0nhkfs7vX-6ndlNef2sdX7T_M99ZYYgPj3egFEv9O9GaIOxxOXbIbBJwO7PNc2gSb49vwaZboARaCnGxnmi-XbGmOvL2YA1cjmylFDF_8Nx_x95y5scHHCNtcPwA5sMa-U/s640/001.png" width="640" /></a></div> <br />whitechurchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08389527654972778774noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5145716951318544773.post-33880913506261415182012-12-01T20:00:00.000+01:002012-12-01T20:00:04.220+01:00<div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>10 Dinge die Sie nicht tun sollten, wenn Sie Weihnachten feiern:</b></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/USS9LqCtz9c?fs=1" width="459"></iframe></div>whitechurchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08389527654972778774noreply@blogger.com0