Elitist Snob: Mac snobbery and such

Elitist Snob: Mac snobbery and such http://www.elitistsnob.com Mac snobbery and such Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:15:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 en hourly 1 Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-07-05 http://www.elitistsnob.com/2009/07/05/random-bits-i-tweeted-on-2009-07-05/ http://www.elitistsnob.com/2009/07/05/random-bits-i-tweeted-on-2009-07-05/#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:15:00 +0000 Kent Pribbernow http://www.elitistsnob.com/2009/07/05/random-bits-i-tweeted-on-2009-07-05/

Waiting for a 4th of July parade to start.
http://bit.ly/kG3WS #

@slinky66 Did you make an audio recording of your performance? in reply to slinky66 #

Happy Fourth to one and all. Now let’s celebrate the day in true American style by blowing shit up. #

@gwardwell this coming from someone whose mom is large enough to be mistaken for a rigid airship - the Hindenwardwell. in reply to gwardwell #

@slinky66 I want pictures of arches. There has to be arches there. in reply to slinky66 #

@om the answer is simple; CDMA. GSM is the global standard and hence sees the broadest handset support. in reply to om #

The ultimate example of sex education breathes new meaning to the term “Teacher’s pet” http://tr.im/qMeR #

And nothing says sexy quite like a woman with a beergut wearing a midriff top, smoking a cigarette. Come get some, boys. #

The lakes are jam packed with flabby overweight beach-bathing whales. It’s like seaworld for the morbidly obesce. #

@gwardwell I threw up in my mouth a lot of bit. in reply to gwardwell #

@gwardwell you weren’t like this when we dated. How soon the romance fades. in reply to gwardwell #

@slinky66 don’t blame greg. His absence of compassion comes from the fact he was raised by a 500lb invalid mother. in reply to slinky66 #

@gwardwell because I’m forced to work next to you. See the connection? in reply to gwardwell #

Christ! What happened to the sunshine and mild temps I was promised? The forecast today calls for cloudy skies and one very unhappy Kent #

On my way to have new tires put on my truck. #

Spending the weekend with my folks. Why can’t they move to Florida like all the other retired pensioners #

@gwardwell Enjoys photographing guitars…and young children. He’s that creepy guy lurking around playgrounds, offering candy to little boys #

@gwardwell How many imaginary addictions do I have? That expains my sudden craving for camel dung and aerosol paint fumes. in reply to gwardwell #

@gwardwell Because you won’t fit in the vegetable drawer inside the refrigerator. in reply to gwardwell #

@gwardwell Why do think I take imaginary meth? I’m TRYING to forget them. in reply to gwardwell #

Billy Mays will be buried wearing a Snuggie, have his casket OxiCleaned, then wiped dry by Vince the ShamWow guy. http://bit.ly/OMo3w. #

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Waiting for a 4th of July parade to start.
http://bit.ly/kG3WS #

@slinky66 Did you make an audio recording of your performance? in reply to slinky66 #

Happy Fourth to one and all. Now let’s celebrate the day in true American style by blowing shit up. #

@gwardwell this coming from someone whose mom is large enough to be mistaken for a rigid airship - the Hindenwardwell. in reply to gwardwell #

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@slinky66 I want pictures of arches. There has to be arches there. in reply to slinky66 #

@om the answer is simple; CDMA. GSM is the global standard and hence sees the broadest handset support. in reply to om #

The ultimate example of sex education breathes new meaning to the term “Teacher’s pet” http://tr.im/qMeR #

And nothing says sexy quite like a woman with a beergut wearing a midriff top, smoking a cigarette. Come get some, boys. #

The lakes are jam packed with flabby overweight beach-bathing whales. It’s like seaworld for the morbidly obesce. #

@gwardwell I threw up in my mouth a lot of bit. in reply to gwardwell #

@gwardwell you weren’t like this when we dated. How soon the romance fades. in reply to gwardwell #

@slinky66 don’t blame greg. His absence of compassion comes from the fact he was raised by a 500lb invalid mother. in reply to slinky66 #

@gwardwell because I’m forced to work next to you. See the connection? in reply to gwardwell #

Christ! What happened to the sunshine and mild temps I was promised? The forecast today calls for cloudy skies and one very unhappy Kent #

On my way to have new tires put on my truck. #

Spending the weekend with my folks. Why can’t they move to Florida like all the other retired pensioners #

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@gwardwell Enjoys photographing guitars…and young children. He’s that creepy guy lurking around playgrounds, offering candy to little boys #

@gwardwell How many imaginary addictions do I have? That expains my sudden craving for camel dung and aerosol paint fumes. in reply to gwardwell #

@gwardwell Because you won’t fit in the vegetable drawer inside the refrigerator. in reply to gwardwell #

@gwardwell Why do think I take imaginary meth? I’m TRYING to forget them. in reply to gwardwell #

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Billy Mays will be buried wearing a Snuggie, have his casket OxiCleaned, then wiped dry by Vince the ShamWow guy. http://bit.ly/OMo3w. #

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Tragic news - My hopes of accessing endless Japansese porn on my iPhone have been dashed: http://bit.ly/AdFvK #

Either that, or I’m having a stroke. #

My god…I’m so tired that even my fingers and toes are sleepy. Zzz…zzz…ZZZ.. #

GearFest was a huge success! Sweetwater staff & customers had an awesome time. Looking forward to next year. #GearFest http://bit.ly/bkEl2 #

Day two of #GearFest has begun. If you miss out on all the fun your friends will make fun of you. Don’t let that happen. http://bit.ly/bkEl2 #

Will serve Sweetwater customers Sat. using my Mafia voice: “Nice hamburger. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it. #GearFest #

@gwardwell It should. It was you who did all those things to me. And you popped my balloon animals. Bastard! in reply to gwardwell #

@gwardwell has a bright future ahead of him… in the food services industry. #

#GearFest Had a small child kick me in the crackers and a man accuse me of eyeballing his wife: It’s like last Friday all over again. #

@thebrawnyman More adventures and more awesome! Well, not for me because I’ll be flipping burgers and handing out balloon animals. #GearFest in reply to thebrawnyman #

I’m at #GearFest. Yes I am. And you are not. http://yfrog.com/0v8e0j #

@gwardwell So you’re implying that I’m crazy for blotting my hair and combing my spills? I think not, my friend. in reply to gwardwell #

eyes glistened as he stroked his long hair. And I heard him say as he drove off on his bike: Happy #GearFest to all and to all a good night! #

there before me stood a great vendor; I knew in a moment it must be St. Fender. He handed out prizes and demoed his wares, with #GearFest .. #

but a miniature half-stack and eight tiny pedals. Out to parking lot I ran in a flash, where great gear can be had for little cash #GearFest #

There arose a great tent! I knew in a moment this must be some big event. When what to my wondering eye should appear #GearFest … #

Twas the night before #GearFest and all through the store, not a guitarist was strumming; Not even a Korg. When suddenly on the lawn… #

GearFest starts tomorrow, and I am ready! But more important I’ll be wearing pants - which unusual for me on a Friday. http://bit.ly/bkEl2 #

@gwardwell Your mom called and wants her white moo moo back. in reply to gwardwell #

White polo doesn’t really coordinate with khaki, yet dark pants they will clash with my white sneakers. Welcome to my dress code conundrum. #

Banana Republic never carries my pants size! Those fruity bastards keep taunting with their stylish pleated cotton khakis that are too big. #

@kueblerwolf Be thankfull you can pull off wearing glasses. On me they merely add to my adready dorky/nerdy aesthetic. in reply to kueblerwolf #

@kueblerwolf How about a lovely pair of horned-frames? I hear the 1950 librarian look is making a comeback. Totally true. in reply to kueblerwolf #

Gearing up for Sweetwater’s big GearFest event, Fri & Sat. You should be there because: A) It rocks. B) I say so. http://bit.ly/bkEl2 #

@gwardwell No home could even support the weight of your mom, unless it were constructed from steel girders and reinforced concrete. in reply to gwardwell #

@gwardwell Sure. Why not. It will help relieve the pain of working long hours at #GearFest in reply to gwardwell #

How is it that so many thousands of iPhone apps exist, with not 1 good RSS reader among them? You devs are killing my inner pubescent teen. #

Oh noes! Some dude matching my description just drank the last of the Diet Dew. Quick, Robin… to the MeijerMobile. #

@gwardwell Even more surprising how word spreads that you’re a douche corporate shill. Astroturfer. in reply to gwardwell #

@lavystar Still undecided - I’m afraid of the consequences sleep deprivation will have on me this week. I could turn into @gwardwell ’s mom. in reply to lavystar #

Having lunch with @gwardell and watching him shovel food into his mouth like a swine at feeding time. Disgusting. #

Stealing parking spaces at Sweetwater; so easy a caveman can do it. #

Attention game developers: the whole Zombie genre has been done to death (pun intentional). Can we please move on to a different theme now? #

@thebrawnyman With REAL whipping cream I see. Sweet. in reply to thebrawnyman #

Beautiful site pick of the day: http://weloveicons.com/ #

@gwardwell Get a job and stop spamming the internets, loser! in reply to gwardwell #

@chartier and this coming from a Microsoft shill no less. in reply to chartier #

#fathersday So far I’ve successfully endured my dad’s tales of his bowel habbits and interogations regarding my single status. Not bad. #

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