Once upon a time and long long ago there was a feathery grassy hill with a little house made of violet rainbows perched on the very top.  In this house lived a young woman with a wolf that had snowy fur and laser blue eyes. They lived in this house for many years eating flower filled sandwiches and singing to the sun in ancient nomadic siberian love tones.  One day the young girl was sitting by the sea weaving feathers and pinecones into her hair when she saw something floating in the distance… She raised her hand to block the sun and tried to see harder and harder so that she could make out what was floating towards her seldomely visited beach… then it came near in an instant and washed up by her toes… it was a large teacup with a young man in it covered in apricot marmalade, wearing goggles that shone like diamonds in the wind..stunned yet intrigued she asked him what he thought he was doing there washing up on her beach and all… he replied with a marmaladey wink and chuckle that he knew great things about her…in fact he knew her well…since he had an owl with a crystal ball in place of her tummy and the owl allowed him to see the young girl whenever his heart desired… stunned yet wonderfully pleased she shook her head in disbelief…he then sat down beside her and took her hand…and said ” 1-I had to come talk to you the first time I saw you 2-I love you 3-I love your wolf 4-I love your heart 5-I love apricot marmalade.”  The young woman shook her head and said “you don’t know me … 1- I am clumsy 2- sometimes I don’t feel like I have a heart 3-I have one purple eye and one red eye 4-I think my destiny is to be alone 5-I hate apricot marmalade.” He smiled and gazed into the clouds … ” I know we are meant to be together ” Then he gently took a feather and began to weave it in her hair.

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~ Invent edible measuring tape so that when someone asks you to measure something you could say whoops a bear attacked me and ate my tape measurer…

~ Figure out how to make unicorn shaped hickeys…

~ Stick fuzzy stickers all over my body and then roll around in something wet and watch them dry in front of a mirror…

~ Throw food at people…

~ Give myself a home made tattoo of a pony and a duck having sex while eating apple sauce…

~ Balance coffee beans on my eyelids…

~ Lick a bowl of jelly beans…

~ Build a house out of pumpkin pie…

~ Make out till I die…

xo

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Hairdramatic ~ Dat Salon
Photograoher: Andriy Zolotoiy
Model(s): Dalia Bibr-Model ( Blonde), Francesca Anderson (dark brunette, humm, with necklace off the shoulders), & Dana Lawrence ( second brunette, necklace up around neck).
Hair: Dat Salon
Make Up: Delia Lupan
Styling/Manicure: Tasha Farrington

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Auxillary Magazine ~June 2011
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I have a secret magic rock in my pocket….
When I close my eyes it tickles the insides of my eyelids with it’s magicalness…we like to fly together on kites shaped like popcorn… we visit our friends that live in rose buds and drink horse tail tea together that makes us glow…we journey for miles to pick nuts off trees that makes my hair grow long and wild like a mermaid goddess living in an ocean of love…we collect golden doorknobs from golden houses and float them on clouds…we have meatball eating contests where the winner wins a life time supply of meatball trees… we travel to far places and nap on top of big furry dogs… we search for people and animals with the softest elbow insides…we lick bicycle tires… we bake hamster topped cupcakes…we hypnotize baby bunnies in watermelon fields… we steal bread crumbs in parks chew them up and feed them to baby birds…we draw on our faces with highlighters…we overdose on happy pills and puke happy puke on top of sadness…we snuggle cuddle inside tiger’s mouths…we help raccoons kidnap kittens…we shove patio lanterns down our pants… we wrap ourselves in plastic wrap and teddy bears…we make out with vacuum cleaners… we drink gasoline…we go to hardware stores and eat all their screws… we make popsicle necklaces that melt all over our bodies… we build forts out of label makers… and after all that we get really sleepy and find the nearest tree house and morph into ewoks and lay in our hammocks and dream about Hans Solo and Princess Leah kissing under smoked hickory sauce waterfalls… The end. xo

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Once Upon a Time a long time ago in an orange on a tree lived a fox and a starfish out of wedlock….

They were born together just as the sun kissed the moon one night in the middle of a field full of kittens…

Both considered themselves soulmates to the highest degree of soulmatism…

The connection between them was so strong that their hearts beat at exactically the same time…

Some days they lay together fingers intertwined watching the air molecules float and hover…

Other days they ran around and listened intently to the secrets and whispers of the squirrels and leaves…

Their favorite thing to do is to wait for the sky to lick their faces while they kiss each other endlessly …

That’s pretty much all they did, every day, every night and the time in between…

The End xo

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~ In a tree with lots of branches , do the branches sometimes bump into other branches and then those branches that get bumped into, do they get upset or angry or maybe just a little miffed? maybe?

~ Do finger nails like to get bitten? Maybe they do? Or maybe when we don’t bite them they get sad and feel rebuffed somehow…

~ Do octopuses ever get frustrated that they have eight tentically arms? Maybe they’d like less, maybe just five, maybe less, maybe less tentically?

~Why are things that we don’t know considered somewhat special? Like Special Sauce or Special of the day?

~ Why doesn’t someone invent edible bobby pins or sunshine glass?

~ Why won’t dinosaurs make a comeback?

~ Why can’t scars and scabs come in different flavours?

~ How come cell phone don’t have a make out feature?

~ Why can’t we turn ourselves inside out?

~ When I see planes I want to grab on to them…

~ French Rabbits and Markers …. Yes Please!

~ Loving yourself is a never ending hobby…. and everybody needs a hobby…

~ If I ate my arm I know it would be yummy…

~ Do blades of grass talk to eachother?

~ How is it that I feel so alone when I’m so not?

~ Imagine if our feeling were written on our body every time we felt them…

~ I wish we only talked with our eyes….

~ Trains have an awesome sound…

~ I wanna change my name to Wildfire…

~ Do feathers have insecurities too…?

~ I wanna be a satellite, a star and a fuzzy piece of hay all at the same time…

~ I have to stop drawing on myself… actually no I don’t.

~ Oddness is sexy…

~ I’ll paint your bike for a high five and alcohol…

~ Lighting a cigarette with a glue stick doesn’t work…

~ Saran Wrap tastes gross….

~ Don’t talk … Just do it… it’s way hotter…

xo

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Once upon a time on a remote island on an ocean made of glass lived a chartreuse green wolf that recently became smitten with a teal wolf…

Upon meeting they knew they shared a connection kindred to possums knitting under a sun that was so in love with itself so much so that the love melted popsicles into pools of heart shaped puddles that drowned rabid squirrels and chipmunks….

They did many things together like turn the moon into everlasting candy that made wishes come true and invented paper towel lollipops and stole sunglasses from little children and made them cry…

They also had their differences like the teal wolf loved to swim in chemical and pee filled swimming pools and dream dreams of grandeur and tan all day while the chartreuse green wolf preferred real oceans and rivers and seas full of whales and dolphins and swimming bees she also loved to count stars and read minds and dreamed of being reckless like the wind…

One day she asked him if he really loved her for everything that she was… is… and would be …

He gazed at her sadly and he replied with a no…

So then she said that she had to go….

The end xo

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