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Look At This Little Freak! Aries?

Elsa — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:16:29 +0000

Astrology in real life

Was out for my morning walk and came across some neighbors in possession of this cuuuuuuuuute little baby. Apparently someone woke up with this kid in their yard, he had a skateboard and a helmet no less and no parents to be found.

The person had to go to work, passed him off to a neighbor who crossed the street to ask a gal (Scorpio) who has children if she recognized him. She did not, the two of them went walking up the block looking for an open door and that’s when I came on the scene.
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Elsa — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Outtakes and various other sundries

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One Year Ago On The Elsa Blog: Snakes And Church, Family Patterns, and The North And South Nodes

Elsa — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:00:55 +0000

Flashbacks

Snakes And Church

Family Patterns

The Nodes– Making Any Progress?

Today on the boards - I need advice for dealing with a stalker

Unfathomable, Really. Delivering Shells To The Landlocked Kids… Still

Elsa — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:55:33 +0000

Astrology in real life

This story reads like fiction but it is precisely true and freakishly inspired and very deeply rooted. If you can grasp this story, you’ll never forget it and I will do my best to write it but you know. I may fail.

I wrote this in 2002. My daughter was about 6 years old, my son was 2.5 and called, “Tumbler” at the time, a screen name given to him by my daughter.
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Astrology Today: July 9, 2009 - Escape Via Washing Your Dishes

Elsa — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:00:29 +0000

My eye on the sky

The Moon, Jupiter, Chiron and Neptune are all in Aquarius while Uranus squares Pluto. Odds of shocking “whatever” are overwhelming.

Again, stability is found via anything that combines Cancer-ruled things with Saturn in Virgo.

Define your family / clan / home
Clean and organize your home
Commit to and take responsibility for defending your family

Not that you have to do any of this stuff, or even that you should. This is just what is on offer to steady yourself if all hell breaks loose and I admit its very odd.

Escape through washing your dishes? Uh huh.

From The Colosseum: Chart #10: She Who Will Be Promoted

Elsa — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:16:34 +0000

Thanks, gladiators!

This is brought to you courtesy the Gladiators in the Colosseum. That’s what we call the people who joined the summer session on the private message board where we are throwing up the chart of each person for remarks and discussion.

I write:

This chart is stupefying. If you see a chart like this (MEGA CARDINAL), just hope the person is the boss of something, hopefully something significant otherwise you’re going to be looking at an absolute tyrant.
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Elsa P: A Multiplier Of Energy, And A Goat On The Edge In Her Element

Elsa — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:51:02 +0000

Astrology in real life

It’s seems obvious to me but I realize nothing is obvious with me so I will try to spell this out: I HAVE A BIG MOUTH. If you tell me something in confidence, I will keep your secret until I die but if you just tell me something there is a chance it will find it’s way on to my blog.

Now don’t get me wrong. I have not gotten in trouble for anything I have published because fact is everyone who talks to me understands this and if there is any doubt about it, I ask in advance.

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Voice Of Mars: Dreaming Of Jury Duty

Elsa — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:29:37 +0000

Astrology in real life

“Guilty!” the soldier shouted. “Guil-ty!” he said. “I’ll say it is soon as I see the guy come in. That guy is guilty!”

He was imagining his time on a jury and I laughed.

“No, I’ll do it right. I’ll do a good job. Why don’t they pick me? Why can’t I get picked to be on a jury? Some guy says, I can’t do it, I have a hemorrhoid on ass!”

(swearing below the break)

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A Year Ago On The Elsa Blog: Different Perspectives, A Person’s Hands, Wrecking Me

Elsa — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:00:06 +0000

Flashbacks

Saturn In Virgo– Different Perspectives

A Person’s Hands

Saturn in Virgo– Wrecking Me

Today on the boards - Astrology and vocation

Voice Of Mars: “If I were a young man today…”

Elsa — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:32:12 +0000

Astrology in real life

“P, if I was a young man today, I’d not be getting laid at all. I’d just not be able to.”

“Why? You were a dashing young man,” I said.

“That doesn’t mean anything! If a man wants to get laid today he’s got to cry, have woman’s needs and read Cosmo.”

I laughed.

“Yeah, you have eat yogurt, have a bunch of feelings and make comments on clothing if you want to get laid these days and I just can’t see myself able to do that so I guess I’d be a young man with no pussy, there wouldn’t be anything I could do about it.”