tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802Mon, 16 Mar 2026 08:20:15 +0000funnyjokevideoYouTubereligionstoryGoddogObamapoliticssoldiercattroopsprayersnopesHealthHeavenfriendskidslaughmoneysexJesuscarhusbandlovesayingssupportwifeChristianHellYouTubeStarsanimalchildrenemailhelpinspirationlegendurbanChristmasH1N1LifeSwine FluadvicecancerchildelectionfriendshipoldpicturequestionsquizsoldiersthankswaterTVThanksgivinganswerscandlecatschurchcommercialdemocratdietdrinkingdrunkfamilyflufoodfreehomehumorjobmilitarymuslimpresidentrepublicantipsvote1950sAfricaAtheistBarackBibleCrimeDrawHalloweenIraqJapaneseJohnLookingForCluesMemoryNewsPainSenatorValentineVeteranWarageattorneybabybeautybeerbillblondeboatbrainteaseburgularcandycardcartooncell phonechangecharitychineseclasscomputercongresscurecutedancedeathdevildolphindrinkeconomicseconomyelderlyenvironmentforwardfreedomgasholidayholocaustimmigrationinterestinglawyerlettersmoralparodypartypetsphonepolitically correctpraypregnantpriestprodigyprofessorprotectionproverbsrememberrobberysafetyschoolsharesinglesongstealtaxesteensveteranswikipedia1960s4th50s60sACLUAmericaAmericanArtBaptistBearBellBill GatesBushC/NetCBSCDCCareChinaChristianityConfuciusDiseaseDobsonDwarfEIDFBIFCCFDAFirearmsFordFred ThompsonFriends DayGMOGenetically Modified FoodGermanyGolfGoogleGoreHappy New YearHippoHusseinIslamItalianJailJewsJoeJoshuaKayeKenyaKerryKeynesianLFCLatinoLionMarineMarinesMaxineMcCainMemorialMerengueMerry ChristmasMexicanMilton FriedmanMinisterMitchellModifiedMostNaziNew testamentNo sexOld testamentOrangePaintPhil DonahuePineapplePolandPoorPresident ObamaPrisonQuitResurrectionRooseveltSOPASantaSatanSheriffSignsSimonSmokingStarbucksStopStudentTapsTeddyTigerTiger WoodsTwilightTwitterTwilightUSMCValentinesViacomWWIIWalmartWalshWantedWoodsWorldabortionaccidentadadoptadsaerialairaislealarmalienamazingamber. alertangelangryanimal rescueapplearticlesartistashleyassimilateautisticautomobilebarnbasketbathbenzeneblackberryblogbodyboybrainbreak-inbrilliantburglarcalmcameracemeterychain lettercheatchild.choirclassroomcleanclonesclothescolonoscopycomedyconservativeconserveconstitutioncookiecookingcopcopscopyrightcostumecourtcowboycreditcriminalcrosscucumberculturecurbdangerousdatedatingdavid. lettermandebtdefensedoctordogsdonatedonationdownloaddreamdrivingdrugsdryerdumbeatenvironmentalistessayevaluationevolutionexamexerciseextinctfablefacesfactcheckfactsfaithfalsefarmfarmerfeedfield tripfile sharingfirefishfishing. ladyfloresfootballfortunefraudfree marketfree sexfridaysfrogfundraiserfuneralgemsgenetically engineeredgeneticsgeniusgiftgirlglobalgorillagradesgrandmagreasegreedgreengunshandyheadstonehistoryhopehorsehospitalhousehouseholdhungerillusionimageinaugurationinbasketindependenceindianinternetinvasionjapanjayjay. leno. snopesjokesjulyjuryjury dutykeyskindnesskitchenlaborladylenolessonsletterliberallittlelivelogiclossluckmanmapmarriagemeatmilkmindmissingmonetarismmotorcyclemusicnakednaturenudeoffenderofficeoilold ageonlineopticalpanpeacepenguinpeoplepepperperformanceperspectivepetitionphotopicpigpilgrimpinkpink dolfinpledgepoisonpolicepoolpopepopularporchpostcardpreacherpreambleprocessionpuppypuzzlequickquotesradioraftrafterrarereadreality TVrecallredredneckrelax. adviceremediesreporterrichrightsrosesrulessatiresavescamsciencesexysheltershortskitsmilesnakessnowsocialismsoftballspamspeechspiritualspraystampstressstudentssurveyswimswinetaserteacherteachersteentelevisiontesttestifythink abouttoxictractortrampolinetriptriviatruthturkeytwitteruniqueusefulvegitableviolinvirusvocalwalkingwarmingwarningwaspwatchdogweddingwelcomewelfarewhywisdomwitnesswomenwonderworkwreckyoungzooA collection of interesting, inspiring and funny Emails.http://emailgems.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Bill)Blogger192125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-4801317588635907012Sat, 30 Apr 2016 01:41:00 +00002016-04-29T21:45:52.213-04:00cowboydogforwardfriendsHeavenHellhorsepetssharestoryAn old cowboy was riding his trusty horse followed by his faithful dog along an unfamiliar road. The man was enjoying the new scenery, when he suddenly remembered dying, and realized that the dog beside him had been dead for years, as had his horse. Confused, he wondered what was happening, and where the trail was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall that looked http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2016/04/old-cowboy-heaven-and-hell.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-4686000999703816964Mon, 14 Jul 2014 09:04:00 +00002014-07-14T05:04:43.989-04:00agejokeold agesex SEX AT 73 I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road! ~~~~~ Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2014/07/sex-at-73.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-1629109011947389878Mon, 07 Apr 2014 04:51:00 +00002014-04-07T00:52:21.839-04:00child.ChristianChristianitychurchjokepriestreligionResurrectionHere is a quick funny joke that I recently found in my Email Inbox. It may offend some because it plays on a very important religious precept. If you know that you become offended at this kind of humor, please check out another post here, or visit another site. Thanks! -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- While the priest was presenting a children's sermon,http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2014/04/the-resurrection-too-good-not-to-pass-on.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-4518290631354820769Mon, 03 Mar 2014 09:55:00 +00002014-03-03T04:55:00.663-05:00carChristianjokepolicepolitically correctreligionOH, HOW IMPORTANT TO WALK THE WALK & NOT JUST TALK THE TALK !!!!!!! The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2014/03/are-you-true-christian.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-4659313643123850795Mon, 03 Mar 2014 09:45:00 +00002014-03-03T04:59:13.612-05:00beerdietjokesexsexyvideoThis video is over 6 years old, but it is making the rounds via email these days. Eating Disorders are serious business, but this video pokes fun at fad diets as well as drinking too much. Is it funny or did they go too far? You decide. Share it with your friends and see what they think of this. Lose weight with this amazing new diet plan! ("What's my secret? I drink beer!") Almost 2 Million http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2014/03/miracle-diet-drink-beer-yes-its-joke.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-1785177883810702486Thu, 31 Oct 2013 05:03:00 +00002014-03-03T04:56:36.885-05:00accidentBaptistfunnyhumorMinistermotorcyclevideowreckThis is too good! They Cut My Britches Off! - Hilarious In case you do not know him - Mark is a Baptist minister with a funny sense of humor, and a member of Bill Gaither’s team. Here, Mark tells about having a motorcycle wreck (while not wearing a helmet) and what happened to him afterward.  Acceptable for all ages. http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2013/10/they-cut-my-britches-off-funny-video.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-8309092257794294430Thu, 24 Oct 2013 22:02:00 +00002013-10-24T18:02:36.030-04:00blondefunnyhusbandjokeporchstoryteenteenswifeWe're not trying to make fun of Blondes or any other group on this site, just trying to make you smile, maybe chuckle, maybe LOL Laugh Out Loud, maybe groan. Check out this joke I got in my email today, and share it if you like it. Here's another Very FUNNY joke! -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ THE PORCH A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2013/10/the-porch-very-funny-blonde-joke.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-2618534583614882719Thu, 24 Oct 2013 19:22:00 +00002013-10-24T15:24:27.811-04:00congressdebtmoneyObamaPresident ObamaSenatorMany emails we receive are filled with misinformation and half truths. However, this one is true. President Obama was a Senator before he improved his pay grade. He said then in a speech, that raising the debt limit indicates leadership failure. He voiced disapproval of the additional 3.5 Trillion Dollars added to the debt in the previous 5 years, from 2001 to 2006, saying that this money washttp://emailgems.blogspot.com/2013/10/quote-of-decade-obama-on-debt.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-5431740486777925762Wed, 16 Oct 2013 06:04:00 +00002013-10-16T02:10:07.270-04:00funnyjokeslaughquicksexshort Here are some quick short jokes for you to send to your friends.  Use the Share Button at the bottom of the post.  ONE of these made me laugh so hard I almost fell off my chair!  Can you guess which one??? SCOTTISH WEDDING At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled... "Would all married men please stand next to the one personhttp://emailgems.blogspot.com/2013/10/short-quick-funny-jokes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-4920907272238011141Tue, 15 Oct 2013 04:24:00 +00002013-10-15T00:31:58.686-04:00factsinterestingtrivia FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW.................... ; It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times! ; Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years . ; Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end . ; If you stop getting http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2013/10/facts-you-may-not-know.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-3232769078411471979Tue, 15 Oct 2013 04:17:00 +00002013-10-15T00:18:16.395-04:00ChristmasEIDholidayIslammuslimreligionstampHere's an email I got a few days ago.  It's about a new Muslim Christmas stamp.  Sounds strange, right? Well here is the email, and then I'll comment. -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ They don’t believe in Christ but get their own Christmas stamp. What is happening to us? BUYING STAMPS? Don't buy this stamp! It is pretty, but keep reading! Will http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2013/10/new-christmas-stamp-not-really.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-2106682179379961884Mon, 01 Jul 2013 05:05:00 +00002013-07-01T01:05:17.262-04:00funeralsoldiersoldierssupportTapstroopsveteransWarHere is an interesting but probably not exactly factual account of why Taps is played at Military Funerals. For more, see the Wikipedia article on Taps, here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taps -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which taps was played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something Every http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2013/07/why-taps-is-played-at-funderals.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-2651740144453917337Mon, 01 Jul 2013 04:54:00 +00002013-07-01T00:54:42.748-04:00BiblechildchildrenessayfunnyGodJesuskidsNew testamentOld testamentreligion A sixth grade child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Here is what he wrote;The Children's Bible in a NutshellIn the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, "The Lord thy God is one," but I think He must be a lot older than that.Anyway, God said, "Give me a light!" and someone did.Then God http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2013/07/how-asparagus-got-its-name-kids-bible.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-5472785946839002619Mon, 01 Jul 2013 04:48:00 +00002013-07-01T00:51:24.390-04:00funnyMaxinesoldierssupporttroopsveteransHere's something that was leading me along one path, but then suddenly became something else! I'm passing it on because I support what it supports, and because I thought the wording was clever. -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-  One of Maxine 's very best!! Minorities We need to show more sympathy for these people. * They travel miles in the heat. &http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2013/07/maxines-best-one-yet.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-5109536271367982999Wed, 21 Nov 2012 23:49:00 +00002012-11-21T18:49:26.147-05:00doctorfreedomhospitalsoldiersoldiersthanksThanksgivingtroopsVeteranAs we celebrate and give Thanks let us be sure that we remember those who made our standard of living possible and, where possible, let's work to give them the honor and compassion that they so richly deserve. SOON TO BE GONE By Capt. Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR This should be required reading in every school and college in our country. This Captain, an Army doctor, deserveshttp://emailgems.blogspot.com/2012/11/give-thanks-soon-to-be-gone.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-1484118944568796391Wed, 21 Nov 2012 23:25:00 +00002012-11-21T18:26:55.748-05:00ChristmasletterlettersSantasharesoldiersoldierssupporttroops http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2012/11/support-troops-share-this.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-780955038698692131Sat, 15 Sep 2012 09:55:00 +00002012-09-15T05:55:57.980-04:00brainlettersmindpuzzleread EVERYONE THAT KNOWS ME KNOWS I AM STRANGE-MINDED.    Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind.   And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long, long, way down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.   To my "selected" strange-minded friends:   If you can read http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2012/09/brain-study-interesting.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-749981258860541719Sat, 15 Sep 2012 00:48:00 +00002012-09-14T20:53:34.272-04:00funnyjokeMarineMarinesObamapoliticssoldiertroopsUSMCThis is a very political time in history, and this joke has political overtones.  I am not posting it because I support or don't support the underlying political commentary.  I am posting it because I find it to be amusing!  I like these kind of jokes.  They set you up; you're expecting a certain kind of outcome, but then they get you with a surprise ending. If you think it'shttp://emailgems.blogspot.com/2012/09/usmc-best-joke-of-year.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-7349689159431332659Sat, 15 Sep 2012 00:24:00 +00002012-09-14T20:24:43.327-04:00animalcartoonclassclassroomfarmfarmerfield tripfunnykidsstudentsteachertractortripHere's a funny cartoon that came in my email today.  I obscured the one bad word a little just so I'm not responsible for teaching any little kids the F word! LITTLE JOHNNY AND THE CLASS TRIP !!   http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-farm-class-trip.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-6104902116569765403Sat, 15 Sep 2012 00:04:00 +00002012-09-14T20:05:23.417-04:00animalcutefishfunnyjapanJapanesepenguinreality TVThis is such fun to watch...another amazing animal story. This 10-year-old King Penguin was rescued from a fisherman's line and refused to leave after he was healed. He was adopted by a family in a small town in Japan and became a beloved pet who has his own personal air-conditioned cold room. Lala is so smart - he walks to the fish store with his little backpack to shop for fresh fish every http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2012/09/just-when-you-think-youve-heard-every.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-5749847430601348976Sun, 26 Aug 2012 00:57:00 +00002012-08-25T20:57:15.556-04:00freefree sexfunnyjokesexA gas station owner in North Carolina was trying to increase his sales, So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. Nohttp://emailgems.blogspot.com/2012/08/free-sex.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-8884465600601320113Sun, 26 Aug 2012 00:51:00 +00002012-08-25T20:53:23.430-04:00democratelectionfunnyHeavenHelljokerepublicanvote While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.His soul arrives in heaven and is greeted by Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, justhttp://emailgems.blogspot.com/2012/08/heaven-and-hell.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-409237725814453349Sat, 28 Jul 2012 09:37:00 +00002012-07-28T05:42:39.869-04:00answersdrinkdrinkingfunnyjokekidsquestionsteachersteens Why teachers drink.... The following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed. Q. Name the four seasons  A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink  A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large http://emailgems.blogspot.com/2012/07/why-teachers-drink-funny.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-9076391426008211559Sat, 23 Jun 2012 07:58:00 +00002012-06-23T03:58:22.971-04:00drinkingdrunkfunnyhusbandjokewifeA man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push."Not a chance," says the husband, it is 3:00 in the morning!"He slams the door and returns to bed."Who was that?" asked his wife."Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers."Did you help him?" shehttp://emailgems.blogspot.com/2012/06/god-loves-drunk-people-too.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5941383346098582802.post-7144549760020284832Sat, 23 Jun 2012 07:54:00 +00002012-06-23T03:56:15.041-04:00agefrogfunnyjokelaugholdwisdomA guy is 75 years old and loves to fish. His name is Bill. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,  'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' The frog said, 'Yeshttp://emailgems.blogspot.com/2012/06/with-age-comes-wisdom.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bill)0