HOW TO COMPLAIN STYLISHLY

president obama birth certificate wahala

2011-04-28T13:58:00.000-07:00

During the 2008 campaign, questions about John McCain's birth in the Panama Canal Zone on a U.S. military base prompted some to ask whether McCain was eligible to be president, since the Constitution stipulates that anyone not born in the United States is not eligible to be president.

Amid a flurry of news reports, McCain's own campaign announced in February 2008 that it was conducting an investigation. When a bipartisan pair of lawyers announced the following month that McCain was indeed eligible, the issue virtually died--apart from a Senate resolution that pretty much laid the question to rest by attesting to the facts surrounding McCain's birth and citizenship.

But the winner of the 2008 election, Barack Obama, has faced a relentless campaign questioning his U.S. citizenship--and thereby the legitimacy of his presidency--that has disregarded the facts.

Questions regarding Obama's birth certificate have persisted for more than two years, as the president noted Wednesday at a press conference announcing the release of his long-form birth certificate. A vast array of evidence attests to Obama's citizenship--including a certificate of live birth, signed affidavits from people who viewed Obama's long-form birth certificate, confirmation by Hawaiian officials, and independent investigations by news outlets. Nevertheless, "this thing just keeps going" as Obama said this morning. Even after the White House released the long-form certificate of Obama's birth, birther leader Orly Taitz—who has filed unsuccessful lawsuits seeking to obtain access to Obama's birth certificate—sought to cast doubt on the document's authenticity, suggesting that in 1961, Hawaiian officials would have classified Obama as "Negro" rather than using designation "African," which suggests, in her view, a more contemporary concern for "political correctness."

So what's fueling the dogged questioning of Obama's origins? Many critics of the birther movement say its core tenets--and its stubborn resistance to evidence disproving those beliefs--can be traced to racial hostilities. The fundamental birtherist conviction, these critics say, is that an African-American can't have legitimately won the presidency--and that his elevation to power therefore has to be the result of an elaborate subterfuge.

"There is a real deep-seated and vicious racism at work here in terms of trying to de-legitimate the president," Peniel Joseph, a professor of history at Tufts University, told The Ticket.

"This is more than just a conspiracy," Joseph added. "I think this is fundamentally connected to a conception of white supremacist democracy in this country."

Miami Herald columnist Leonard Pitts Jr. in early April called for the connection to be publicly drawn between birthers and racism: "So it is time to call this birther nonsense what it is--not just claptrap, but profoundly racist claptrap."

And columnist Michael Tomasky wrote for The Guardian Wednesday that the birther conspiracy "had to be the only explanation for how this black man got to the White House." He added: "And if you think race isn't what this is about at its core, ask yourself if there would even be a birther conspiracy if Barack Obama were white and named Bart Oberstar. If you think there would be, you are delusional."

In a similar vein, Rev. Jesse Jackson told Politico yesterday thaDonald Trump's campaign to get Obama to release his birth certificate is deeply rooted in race.

"Any discussion of [Obama's] birthplace is a code word," Jackson said. "It calls upon ancient racial fears." Jackson later added that, in his view, Trump "is now tapping into code-word fears that go far beyond a rational discourse."

Birthers emphatically deny such criticism. But it's difficult to apprehend the ongoing resistance to proof of Obama's citizenship without crediting racial fear as a significant factor. At first, after all, many adherents of birtherism argued that the administration fueled speculation by failing to release the long-form version of Obama's birth certificate, but now that this version has been released to the public, the call continues to go out for other kinds of information about Obama's past to be released--a level of scrutiny that neither McCain nor Obama's 43 predecessors in the Oval Office were expected to face.

Trump, who has railed against Obama as he floats himself as a presidential contender, on Wednesday at a press conference in New Hampshire called for Obama to release his academic transcripts:

The word is, according to what I've read, that he was a terrible student when he went to Occidental. He then gets to Columbia. He then gets to Harvard. I heard at Columbia he wasn't a very good student. He then gets to Harvard. How do you get into Harvard if you're not a good student. Maybe that's right or maybe that's wrong. But I don't know why he doesn't release his records. Why doesn't he release his Occidental records?

Trump and others have accused Obama of not authoring his memoir, while many Obama detractors continue to argue he is secretly Muslim. Both Jackson and Joseph noted that never before has a sitting president's nationality been questioned.

Meanwhile, an eye-opening recent study from the University of Delaware appears to confirm that race-minded detractors of Obama view him as "less American"--as Dan Vergano writes for USA Today.

The study, which surveyed blacks and whites on their opinions of Obama compared to Vice President Joe Biden, found that whites classified as "higher prejudice-predicted Whites" viewed Obama as "less American"--a view that, in turn, resulted in lower evaluations of the president's performance.

"Finally, many in the media have speculated that current criticisms of Obama are a result of his race, rather than his agenda. We believe that the current results are an empirical demonstration that this is sadly the case," the study concluded in its analysis. "As the United States approaches important decisions regarding issues such as economic reform, health care, and overseas military interventions, the intrusion of racial attitudes in the evaluation of political leaders' performance is ironically inconsistent with what many believe to be 'American.' "

Two separate national polls conducted this spring found that about half of Republicans don't believe Obama was born in the United States.

But Democrats and Republicans alike say that "birther" talk will be a political liability for whoever propagates the discussion.

"I don't think it's an issue that moves voters," Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus told reporters Tuesday. "It's an issue in my opinion that I don't personally get too excited about, because I think the more important question is what's going on in this country in regards to jobs, to debt, and the deficit and spending. Those are the things that people are worried about. People aren't worried about these other issues.

HOW TO COMPLAIN AGAINST GUARANTEES BY COMPANIES AND IS ABOUT FAILING

2011-04-24T14:06:00.001-07:00

HOW TO COMPLAIN AGAINST GUARANTEES BY COMPANIES AND IS ABOUT FAILING
Guarantees certainly look very pretty.some of them even sound like quite reassuring.But they don’t mean very much,because the Supply of Goods (implied Terms)Act, in all country is the best guarantee of all.your rights in law are protected whatever the guarantee says.The guarantee,for instance ,may say that the manufacturers will replace any defective part free of charge,but you will have to pay the labour charge.YOU DON’T
It may say you have to pay for ‘postage ,packing and transportation’ again if it has to be returned to the factory you don’t.
Your contract is with the seller and not the manufacturer, and if the seller or the manufacturer tries to pull a fast one on you, tell them where to get off.
But fill in and send off the guarantee card ,anyway. It give you extra protection and it can’t take away your right you already have

HOW TO COMPLAIN AGAINST CARETAKER AND RAIL GUARD

2011-04-23T14:27:00.000-07:00

HOW TO COMPLAIN AGAINST CARETAKER AND RAIL GUARD
There is no arguing with a man or woman who fold his arms and says with that air of utter finality.”Those are the rules am afraid”
They didn’t make the rules ,as they surely tell you two or three times,but ,by GOD,they ‘re going to stick to them.
What you have to do is to find a way around those rules.
You’ll be surprised how many loopholes you can find when you put your mind to it.The more idiotic the rule,the more the person who draw it up-and the more holes there are in it.
EXAMPLES:you are in a hurry to go away on holiday and you have arranged for a friend to collect the keys to your flat from the caretaker.But the caretaker says I’m sorry,but am not allowed to accept the responsibility of keys.it ‘s more than my life worth’
He is however permitted to take letters.
SOLUTION:Put the keys in an envelop and don,t tell him what it contains.
This was how Christopher ward over come an over zealous British Rail guard years back who saw him boarding a train a few years ago carrying a four –feet high mirror under his arm.
’I suppose you’ ve got a ticket for that,’said the guard.
‘But this is a luggage,surely MR ward protested.
‘luggage?’ said the guard,as if mr ward was demented.
‘That’s not luggage said the guard. ‘That is goods and as far as the Railway is concerned you have a child ‘s ticket for it.
MR ward knew he was speaking to a man deaf to reason.A quick flick through the British rail book of rules and regulations at the information office saved him paying £3.00 child’s fare for his mirror,however.
He wrapped the mirror in a Newspaper,ran a strip of tape around it-and changed it status from child to ‘accompanied luggage’.cost :one copy of The TIMES,one roll of sticky tape.CULLED FROM HOW TO COMPLAIN BY WARD 1974

Rules are made to be got round

Intro to complain

2011-04-19T14:49:00.001-07:00

Intro
This corner of the web is for people who have been trying unsuccessfully to get a plumber round to look at the water pipes for the past one month,for person whose car has broken-down countless of time,whose shirt had gotten missing or botton crush or received one complain or the other from a dry cleaners.it’s for people who can’t get enquires from train management,airline mgt and government officials.How about that over protective secretary!
Everyone is a vimtim,but this page will teach you how to complain as guerrillas do to get things done.who overtook you for granted the last time now that you are here take the fight to him next time it happen.The most important thing is that you do it with style next time.How to twist the computer’s hands and not to take you like another number but as a human,make the stroppy bank manager to have sleepless night and if is a www.com companies you can stand up against them,no matter how big they are like google.
You have tried to ask nicely,and it didn’t work,so from now on stand up and don’t be cheated,short charge ,overcharge or delayed they have been rude and inefficient and slothful men of broken promises and excuses.you don’t need a public school accent or a new coat all you need is determination.you can now check other pages within this blog

FLAT TECHNICIANS phone BATTERY

2011-04-19T14:47:00.001-07:00

FLAT TECHNICIANS BATTERY
Delivery drivers,plumbers,electricians,fitters,decoractors,engineers,window-cleaners all have one thing in common.They never show up when they are expected to or promise to
They give you their word they will call on you later to shift appointment or will disappear.alot of time is wasted by client yearly waiting for technicians to turn up.And if you mistakely pay 80 percent of the bill in advance to encourage them complete the work,you are invariable chase them away.please pay them in piece meal
You may well have wondered if there is a kind of conspiracy afoot that keep many diverse trade-folk from your home.There is no plot they just went around and been gathering customer only to be working them little by little disrupting their first client.
How to handle them:
ALWAYS put a call across every seconds why they are at anywhere that prevented them from coming,be a flesh on their skin.call them morning,afternoon evening.Next time they will report at your place early for they don’t want your trouble. Do not try to pay them upfront for you are encouraging them not to get your work done.rather pay them in bit

ATTRACTING ATTENTION

2011-04-19T14:45:00.001-07:00

ATTRACTING ATTENTION
To many shop assistants and waiters,customers are nothing more than a very irritating interruption to a rather interesting book,novel or magazine.so unless you don’t mind spending five years or more standing around in shops,pubs,and restaurants waiting to be served,its up you to make them notice you.
This is how to do it;

IN RESTAURANTS:If the waiter won’t come to the customer,take the customer to the waiter.walk up to him slowly and comfidently and confront him with your order.The infringement of his territorial rights and public challenge against his professionalism will ginger him to attend to you,and with a bit of luck he won’t do it again.or alternatively you leave with every body there knowing that some one is leaving.if it’s the bill you are waiting for,get up and go.the waiter will meet you with it at the door.

IN SHOPS:Accidentally lean against a display of wares.if there is nothing to up set as in the case of a furniture showroom,sit down on the most expensive in the shop.when the manager comes to tell you off,tell him you have been waiting for century to be served that you were tired and thought you were going to faint.next time you visit such shop you will see that the result is clear like DVD

HOW TO RIG ANY POLITICAL ELECTION

2011-04-12T13:16:00.001-07:00

HOW TO RIG ANY POLITICAL ELECTION
BALLOT BOX SNATCHING-FORMULA ONE
There are many format to rig political elections. Formula one involue how to snatch ballot box successfully,mafia start by buying weapons –guns especially before election day,make provision for soldier khaki uniform, seek the services of thugs ,then keep money in circulation.
On the very day of election equip the thugs with kharki uniform to make them look like real soldiers on security patrol monitoring the election, then when they arrived at a polling centre under your constiquency ,they should shoot guns sporadicly to the air to scare voters away.infact voters will fly. Then the electroral agents,the ballot papers,result sheet,ballot boxes etc is taken to a hiden place already prepare for the purpose, where persons are on hand to thumb print in favour of the candidate of your choice or for you.The returning electroral officer is then spoilt with cash to reture the results.Not to mention you have to drive them to the final collation centre safely.

A Pregnant Woman Cannot Deny She Did Not Have Sex

2011-04-08T11:45:00.000-07:00

From beautiful Ladies like Alicia keys,Rahana,Jenifer Lopez to Adesuwa,Erica and my lovely sisters they are always shy to boast about their sexual life.For instance guys can discuss their sexual fantacies in public and among friends,but 85percent of ladies cannot.Infact not until they are caught red-handed in the act they would deny not having sex,even if they were just through with one session.
But a pregnant woman can not deceived us , In a pregnant woman you will know that 1+1=3, is all over her.Atimes when I look at them I just smile and I say yes. That I don’t do it , I don’t want it,Shakara , forming,and leave me alone is over.Another thing is that they implicate their husband with it.imagine a pastor who preach so much that you would think they don’t ride bicycle,but their prengnant wife do bring their legs out. Or like President obama that form I don’t have time,my time is for America ,when his wife gets pregnanaant you know his time arent for AMERICA I hope you pick the code.They do and clean mouth but my pregnant woman expose them all. Lets live it here

HOW TO PREPARE EGUSI SOUP

2011-04-07T11:23:00.000-07:00

HOW TO PREPARE EGUSI SOUP
EGUGI OR AGUSI SOUP is a popular soup eaten with Eba,Fofo or Akpu,by people of southern Nigeria
INGREDIENTS
1. one cup of grinded melon,butter cup +GRINDED CRAYFISH MIX TOGETHER(SOAK IN A LITTLE WATER)
2.palm oil -medium chelsea bottle
3.smoked fish/fresh fish or cooked beef
4.onions,salt,maggi,green vegetable leaves or bitter leaves

Preparation;
A well wash pot is place on a stove,then the palm oil is poured into it ,to hot for say 7minutes,then a pinch of salt is added,it will create some sound don’t be afraid,then onions a higher sound ,there after the grinded melon and crayfish which must have been soak in a little water before now is poured in, to fry the pot may be covered.After 8mins or so the mixure will be sort of sticking to the pot,all you have to do is scrap it out with cooking spoon,the content will look light yellowish because of the palm oil and add little water as you want it to last be careful don’t over pour water,add the fish or meat,a little salt again.Then the vegetable leaves and maggi(a seasoned) is added about some few minutes when the soup is about to be drop from the stove.
Then make Eba