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Swedish bank loan scammer /Svensk banklåns scam

2016-04-25T12:02:00.000-07:00

This blogpost is in Swedish!!!

Hej jag skrev med flit på äkta dålig svenska för att kolla reaktionen såhär skrev jag:
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Hej, jag är intresserad av att få låna det pengar.

Undrar om 2 miljon kronor det bra sätt att hanskas med foliepapper.

Medela mig om du vill låna mig pengar, tar det på 3 år avbetalning.

/Susanne
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Skrev medelandet under namnet Susanne, trots jag mailade det från ett konto där Anja står som namn.

Ingen reaktion, han såg det inte ens.

Nåja, jag fick ett svar på taskig svenska, läs:
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Hej

Tack för din ansökan till vara 2.000.000 KR är framför allt

helt villig att bevilja honom detta belopp till en ränta på 2%, jag

lån mellan individer eller att alla seriösa människor

i god tro att uppfylla avtal som har samband med denna transaktion och

Om tillämpliga vänligen mig väl att tillhandahålla följande information till den

din begäran av 2.000.000 KR i startar i morgon min Bank.

Namn:

Ålder:

Yrke:

Telefonnummer:

Språk:

Land:

-En kopia av ditt ID-kort eller pass

-Namnet på din bank:

-Adress av din bank:

Telefonnumret till din bank:

-Kontonummer:

SWIFT:

IBAN:

-Se kommer att betala oss varje:

Lånebelopp: 2.000.000 KR

Varaktighet av lån: 36 månader

Årliga skatteavdraget: 2%

Månatliga kredit: 57285.16 KR

TOTALA intressen: 62265.67 KR

TOTALA undervisning ut av försäkring: 2062265.67 KR

Så är jag på is snabbt för ditt svar jag vet

Om transaktionen sker.

Tack för din förståelse

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Tydlig google translate exemplar.
Jag skrev som svar att din svenska suger både på finska och engelska. Och frågade ifall vi kunde ta det här på finska istället:

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Voisimmeko me ottaa tämän suomeksi, sinun ruotsin kieli on ihan surkea!

Could we take this in Finnish? Your Swedish SUCKS REALLY BAD!

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Gissa svaret:

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hei

Kiitos sovelluksen olevan 2.000.000 on ensisijaisesti

halukas antamaan hänelle tämä summa korolla 2%, I

lainat yksilöiden välillä, tai että kaikki vakavat ihmiset

hyvässä uskossa täyttämään sopimuksen tähän kauppaan liittyviä ja

Tarvittaessa ota minua hyvin antamaan seuraavat tiedot

Pyyntösi 2.000.000 vuonna alkaa aamulla minun pankkiin.

nimi:

ikä:

Ammatti:

Puhelin:

kieli:

maa:

-A Kopio henkilökortti tai passi

-The Nimi pankkiin:

-osoite By pankkiin:

Puhelinnumero pankkiin:

-Kontonummer:

SWIFT:

IBAN:

-Katso Maksaa meille jokaiselle:

Lainan määrä: 2.000.000

Kesto laina: 36 kk

Varsinainen luotto rate: 2%

Kuukauden luotto: 57285,16

YHTEENSÄ etuja: 62265,67

YHTEENSÄ opetusta pois vakuutuksen: 2.062.265,67

Joten olen jäällä nopeasti vastauksesta, tiedän

Jos kauppa toteutuu.

Kiitos ymmärrystä

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Svaret är extremt dålig finska!! EXTREEEEMT ILLA!

Problemet nu är att han inte ens informerar mig vilken bank det är som lånar ut. Han har inte sagt sitt namn ens.
Eller från vilket land han är.

Det här är en tydlig scam!

Spel & Sånt Figurprislista 1995

2016-02-13T13:27:00.000-08:00

Här är de 16 sidor jag äger av Spel & Sånt figurprislistan från 1995.

Here is the 16 pages I own of Spel & Sånt figurepricelist from 1995.

https://archive.org/details/SpelSantFigurprislistaFebruari1995

Gamedata audio backup for Target: Renegade (C64)

2015-12-21T07:27:00.001-08:00

Still popular game? I don't know but here it is.
The game seems to be only one side game, that means the data continues on B side instead of the same game on both a and B sides...

Here you have the audio!:
https://archive.org/details/TargetRenegadeTargetRenegadeC64

Gamedata audio backup for Racing Destruction Set (C64)

2015-12-21T06:02:00.002-08:00

This is just a pain to use! It is on tapes... 4 tape sides, rewind fast forward rewind... it is PAIN!!!

Here is the audio:
https://archive.org/details/RacingDestructionSetDatatapeAudioCommodore64

Promoting The increddible mistake album

2015-12-18T14:04:00.002-08:00

Made by some unknown guy, I just want to promote his weird sounding album.

When the album comes out it will consist of 2 CD's. Total of 100 minutes of audio...
Not at all my kind of stuff but hey, there is people out there who really enjoys audio art!

The download wav file can be found here!
https://archive.org/details/TheIncreddibleMistake
Note it is a demo!

Release date for album June 4th 2016!

Gamedata audio backup for Leader Board (C64)

2015-12-15T09:18:00.001-08:00

Here is a pretty small game, loading time only 5 minutes!

The audio for both A and B sides can he found here:
https://archive.org/details/LeaderBoardDatatapeAudioCommodore64

Gamedata audio backup for Batman (C64)

2015-12-14T13:49:00.000-08:00

A classic for c64? I don't know but I bet it is because it's batman! Everyone knows batman, not everyone knows Jeff :D :D :D

Anyway here is the audio for the game:
https://archive.org/details/BatmanDatatapeAudioCommodore64

Audiobackup of a C64(?) tape. (Tape 5)

2015-12-13T02:32:00.001-08:00

This might be a C64 tape, it sounds like that. I made a backup of it. If you want please try to open the files and turn them into d64 files.

Note that the archive says tape 4... My tape 4 is missing so I won't fix that error!

Here is side A and B:
https://archive.org/details/AudioCommodoreTape4SideA-BBackup

Gamedata audio backup for Masters Of The Universe - The Movie (C64)

2015-12-12T06:23:00.001-08:00

Another game with the same name, except this is "The Movie" edition :D

You can find the audio here:
https://archive.org/details/MastersOfTheUniverse-TheMovieDatatapeAudioCommodore64

Gamedata audio backup for Judge Dreed (C64)

2015-12-11T14:03:00.000-08:00

I have already made a mistake with this one :D The link name is the same for both, but only one is correct! :D

Here it is:
https://archive.org/details/JudgeDreedDatatapeAudioCommodore64_201512

Gamedata audio backup for Masters Of The Universe (C64)

2015-12-11T08:41:00.002-08:00

A pretty short game... :D

Here is the link:

https://archive.org/details/MastersOfTheUniverseDatatapeAudioCommodore64

Gamedata audio backup for Death Wish 3 (C64)

2015-12-11T08:31:00.001-08:00

Somewhat popular game these days :D

Here it is: Note that the URL has wrong game on it, but the content is right!!!
https://archive.org/details/JudgeDreedDatatapeAudioCommodore64

Gamedata audio backup for The Games - Winter Edition (C64)

2015-12-11T07:24:00.003-08:00

A huge game on a tape... what? Why, maybe it was cheaper than the disk drive :D Maybe not, anyway! :D

Here:
https://archive.org/details/TheGames-WinterEditionDatatapeAudioCommodore64

Gamedata audio backup for Battle Ships (C64)

2015-12-11T03:59:00.004-08:00

Now it's time for Battle ships. This is only the audio"dump" of the tape :D

Here:
https://archive.org/details/BattleShipsDatatapeAudioCommodore64

Audiobackup of a C64(?) tape. (Tape 3)

2015-12-10T11:23:00.002-08:00

Audiobackup of a C64(?) tape. (Tape 1)

2015-12-10T10:16:00.002-08:00

This might be a C64 tape, it sounds like that. I made a backup of it. If you want please try to open the files and turn them into d64 files.
Here is side A and B:
https://archive.org/details/AudioCommodoreTape1SideA-BBackup

d64This is the first tape. I just realized that I can't find all the 15 tapes... Just maybe 5 or 7 tapes. But enjoy as far as this goes :D

Audiobackup of a C64(?) tape. (Tape 2)

2015-12-10T05:51:00.001-08:00

Business scam! :D

2015-11-16T07:43:00.001-08:00

The message starts with a simple: Hello

Dear Sir:
As far as I know you start to write: Dear mam!... not Sir!

Greetings. Hello! With ultimate respect and gratitude is my pleasure to let you know that I am interested in your country... What is so awesome in Finland??? especially the huge population that grows business faster and well oriented, Every country does that! and myself as a member of Isonews Never heard of you... and a retired sea woman on medical line here in the United Kingdom... everyone calms themselves to be from UK... we have the privilege and ability to go further to international standard of investment or associating with reputed people in other countries. Ok... And after a well done research to ensure my possibility to associate with you as a business associate, No thanks! I have some investment subject to introduce but it may not be your field or line of business or services. Not even close!
And I am so ready mentally and financially to be part of your investment or service line with you as an associate with return of beneficial percentage and documented agreement with you. Why me? I am not good at that stuff! So if you are interested kindly let me know the nature of investment of your interest and experience in your country so that I can be part of it and move further ahead, NO I won't! thank you and hope to hear from you soon (Usually texts ends with a dot (.) Proves that this message was written in less than 5 minutes...)
Regards
Mrs.Kate Bella Wilson (Dr) Fake person!
Isonews Member Not a member there!

Oil sales scam! :D

2015-11-16T07:33:00.004-08:00

Dear Friend,

I am not your friend!

How are you doing with the entire family?

What family? I don't have one!!!

Please consider my proposal lucrative and get back to me urgently.

That didn't sound too god...

My name is Ryan Wang,

A chinese guy!

The senior manager for Procurements, Hong Kong Refining Company (Sinopec Group Inc) Hm ok...

I have been mandated to source (SARIR) crude oil from Libya for supply to our refinery. I have been able to establish good relationship with the senior management of the Azzawya Oil Refining Company of Libya. Interesting... Not...

I am now looking for a competent trusted person who will stand in between the 2 companies (SGI & AORL) as an intermediate for the sale and purchase of 2 Million Barrels of SARIR) crude oil Monthly for 36 Months. Oh wow, sounds way too good to be true!

The order to take home a commission of USD$5 to USD$7 per barrel. This amount is payable to the middle person as commission.

So 2 million x 5-7... that's a lot of money... Way too good to be true!

Kindly send your response via my private email (**********@gmail.com) for more details.

Wait... if you have a huge company... why do you use Gmail...

Regards

Ryan Wang.

(SMP) Sinopec Group Inc.

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I just don't trust this guy a bit!

Skype delayed email scam :D

2015-11-16T05:53:00.000-08:00

Hello once again :D This time I got a delayed
email scam :D

Here is the complete email, my comments are in
orange color!

Skype

You have delayed email.

Oh, I will check them right away...

Nope... nothing new here... and what is a delayed emai?
And where do you have skype email box? Is it hotmail?
View emails.--- Um it is not skype or even hotmail link... it leads to something...
I did google on the main adress: C. H. S. STEELWORKS SDN BHD
Um ok...

Regards
Skype service... when did skype service start to use mel******.net adress? :D

Oh well, these guys will never give answers to my questions...
because they are not skype!

Stupid people trying to add me on Skype!

2015-07-29T05:00:00.000-07:00

Here is the complete chatlog :D This is so funny!

Text with this color is made up language! The language is kind of vietnamese but heavily destroyed so he can't use google translate. For example the word Anh stands for english :D

Also used Chinese so he can use google translate but he was too stupid!
Korean... no... he is just stupid!

[14:41:32]Ni habu'sla
[14:41:32] F***** A***: English
[14:42:00] Emma S*******: Tooi knuh hiểu :S
[14:42:45] Emma S*******: Ni habu'sla?
[14:44:13] Emma S*******: Tha san ban mudridà ốntis bank de qua?
[14:44:48] F***** A***: English is what i understand
[14:45:41] Emma S*******: Thieng Anh! không plan Ia nhungu ti gì
[14:48:00] Emma S*******: 也許中國人嗎？
[14:48:26] F***** A***: English
[14:48:54] Emma S*******: 또한 한국어 말할 수있다!

Long pause here... going to write goodbye in plain vietnameese!

[14:57:12] Emma S*******: tạm biệt!

And now he is blocked! he didn't answer more!

Hopefully this was interesting :D :D :D

More scammers :D This time Elena!

2015-05-30T09:09:00.003-07:00

This one is pretty good, they think emma is a guy :D

here is the mail with comments:

Have a nice day ...
Um... don't you usually say that when you say goodbye?

I want to meet respectable and intelligent man,
I am a girl...

to communicate and create a family.
facepalm...

Yesterday, I went to the dating agency in the city and today gave me your email address.
That dating service must be a fake one, or then they have no idea whos email adress they give away...

In addition to your e-mail address, I am for you, not what I do not know.
What?

I have not had to get acquainted with a man on the internet.
Grammar? someone?

This is my first experience.
:S

I would like to make our acquaintance with you continued and we were interested in each other.
Have I met you before because you said we were interested in each other... :D

I can not imagine what you like in a girl,
nothing, I hate girls...

but I will try to tell you a little about myself.
Ok, I am listening...

I am educated, kind, smart, girl, I do not have bad habits, from a Russian family. I would like to make the acquaintance with interesting and intillegentnym man.
Wait a second... you are educated you say? what is intillegentnym.......

During the period of our acquaintance, I would like to talk to you on the phone.
You know my number, just call!

I have no bad habits.
You said that.

I like swimming, it supports my vitality and helps me stay in shape.
Ofcourse!

I'll write more about yourself in next time to hear from you.
Um ok...

Did you like the photo I sent you?
What photo... oh that one with a virus imbeded in the JPG?

I have so many photos, if you answer me,
I am not interested!

I will send them to you.
No thanks!

Do not hesitate to ask me questions,
You won't answer even if I try to send a question...

I will answer them gladly.
No you won't...

Goodbye! =) Elena.
Goodbye doughter of jabikyzhá. I mean fake name Elena!

There you go :D

The SONY NEX-5R (Swedish TV add)

2015-05-21T06:46:00.000-07:00

I don't normally like TV ads... but this was perfect! Good Sony!

Found this on a TV recording.

Happy new year every one in the blogger world!

2014-12-31T13:49:00.000-08:00

I have been looking on my older posts, wow i get a bit nostalgic!

For example the Vic 20... I still got it and it is in one of my wooden boxes. Haven't been using it much since I got it. I just have to start it up some day again.

Oh and it is some of the last minutes for 2014... only 22 minutes left (as typing this)

One part of me wants back to the time when everything was awesome and new. The feeling when you hook up your C64 and open a newly bought game on a tape. Put it in your C64 and type "LOAD"... the screen goes "PRESS PLAY ON TAPE" And I do it... some seconds after the title for the game pops up. I am waiting for a awesome picture to pop on the screen and waiting for awesome SID music. The feeling... it is really hard to explain, you just have to feel it again. It is not as near as the same feeling when you open a brand new PS4 game... It is not the same thing... atleast not for me.

Then I freak out and get an intermission stop and write something completelly random:

{the emmiz system 395}

{critkit archive}

{load breadbox
34;
4;
|3;
}

Why? Thought of Java programing :D

Like: System.out.print("Hi my name is emma!");

ah let's not get too technical...

It is soon 2015 and I am not sure what I feel.
Oh and the new year promise.. it is IMPORTANT!

!I promise that I won't promise any promises for year 2015!

Well, it's time to end this...

Your ~~best... kind... awesome...~~

...

Just your emma! :D

only 11 minutes to go when I publish this!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

HOAX email !!! Greetings to you and your entire family !!!!! HOAX email !!!!!!

2014-12-31T13:23:00.002-08:00

Greetings to you and your entire family.

Well, I don't have a family!

I am very happy to inform you that I have succeeded in transferring the fund out of my Country with the help of a new partner from Iran, though it did not work as planned on your side due to one reason or the other.

Oh really?

I appreciate greatly your understanding and concern, especially the effort you made to assist me in transferring the fund to your bank account.

I will gladly help you!

I made an ATM CARD worth of ($ 800, 000) in your name to compensate you for your past effort and attempt to assist me.

Um, ok... considering you don't even know my name... This dropped into my gaming account.... which are not a real persons email account :D

Now contact Rev. Sister Esther John in Benin Republic she will assist you to receive the ATM CARD.

Ok, I will contact her!

You will reach her through her Email: address rev.sisteresther@gmail.com or Telephone +229 9423 1729.

Ok, I will try to email, I can't find any information for that phone number!

She will give you all the necessary assistance.

I am sure she will!

I am very busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand,

Um, by scamming other people?

finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to Rev. Sister Esther John on your behalf to receive the ATM CARD, so feel free to get in touch with her.

Thanks for all you praise-worthy efforts and best regards..

Best regards from who?

The email just ends there...

the sender is SMITH AWALA... maybe a fake account!...

Strange, my spamfilter didn't block this email... oh well, I will contact that person! (with my gaming email account!)

Regards: The gaming account for [Name deleted]