emmalee /** geek in training

insomnia - geek brain needing more internets?

2011-04-01T03:01:00.000-07:00

Is insomnia a geek's brain telling them they need to spend more time on the internet?

I mean, honestly - when badgered with insomnia, what's the first thing we do? That's right, boys and girls, we head to the computer. Now, I'm here to tell you - I hate insomnia as much as the next gal. But, has my recent internet hiatus been a catalyst or even a causing factor in this sudden urge to hop on the computer at bedtime? Or are the tubes merely a seductive mistress calling you from sleep with their variety of bits?

Well, I'm open to suggestion on this one. Anyone got any theories?

the D20 is infallible.

2010-06-23T23:13:00.000-07:00

So, Dungeons and Dragons is something I've been fascinated with since childhood. An unknown world of secrecy, played by a carefully hidden sect of people. I remember, being a child, wanting to play, but being afraid to voice my desires. What if the rest of society as I knew it labeled me as a nerd... or even worse a geek.

Well, you can all see how well that turned out.

And, somehow I've managed to find a group of like-minded individuals to teach me, mentor me, make jokes at my expense. We play on Tuesdays.

For anyone else looking to get into D&D, grab your dice, grab your friends... grab these cool things down here

<--- cool things

geek out with your drink out

2010-05-27T04:25:00.000-07:00

No, I'm not talking about Bawls here (although thinkgeek wishes I was). I'm talking about Red Bull Energy Drink 12 Oz. / 24 Pack Cans. Between trying to cram an entire online AP history class, summer coming up, and an exciting datacenter move coming up - this stuff is pretty much keeping me alive. And this particular l33t geek doesn't have her hands on any jolt cola :).

I'm so hyped up and sleep deprived, I even wrote it some haiku:

oh, lovely blue can
full of sciencey nectar
please keep me awake

twitch jitter twitch twitch blink
drinking redbull for week straight
blink blink stir twitch... sleep

Now, for the geekfest. Rackmount Specialists/Versaweb/VegasNAP is moving into our shiny new datacenter! Our new DC is now at our facility. my geek senses are tingling - Mmm, climate control and blinky lights and whirring fans. Definitely win!

Any redbull horror stories to share?

Peter Steele - Music GOD, you will be forever worshipped.

2010-04-15T12:19:00.000-07:00

This morning, while studying for an exam, I walked into our home office, only to be greeted with horrific news. "Peter Steele Died..." I don't know how those words came out of my mother's mouth - but they did. And, they're true.
Quite honestly, I'm not sure what to put up here - so, for now, just things about him. I mean, wikipedia has already changed him to a "former member", and his website www.petersteele.com has been down all day.

Anyways, you can find details of the event here: www.thelazyidiot.com .

Here's a little info about him:
(from www.typeonegative.net)

A.K.A. Jolly Green Giant, Herman, Gorilla, Green Man, Lurch.

Born in the late Pleistocene age and thawed out in 1971, Peter was raised a devout catholic until he was barred from his own communion for gross flatulence. Peter discovered he could write songs upon his 1987 release from Kings County psychiatric ward after 3 weeks of observation for attempting to commit suicide with plastic eating utensils. In 1989 he formed Type O Negative. He had written the bands original demo for the sole reason of winning back an old girlfriend that had left him for a sanitation worker, but the tapes somehow got the band a record contract.

Shortly after his signing Peter was promptly arrested during his 1990 colostomy operation when the surgeon discovered 186 lbs of low grade undigested beef and half of a female femur bone in his large intestine.

After his release from prison he was forced to leave his beloved job for the NYC Parks Department to go on tour with TON. He can now sometimes be sighted raking leaves and removing litter from truck stops and hotel parking lots across the country.

Hobbies: fast food, redheads, and slim-fast.

...
and from his IMDB page:
Date of Birth
4 January 1962, Brooklyn, New York, USA

Birth Name
Petrus T. Ratajczyk

Nickname
Green Man
The Ogre Salami
Ladder Rung
Jolly Green Giant

Height
6' 7" (2.01 m)

Trade Mark

His extremely deep, bass-baritone profundo voice.

Trivia

Lead singer and bass player for Type O Negative.

Parents are Peter & Annette.

The song, "Todd's Ship Gods (Above All Things), from his CD, "Life is Killing Me" is about his father. "The Dream Is Dead" also on the "Life Is Killing Me" CD, is also about his father.

The song, "Nettie" is about his mother.

Worked for the New York City Department of Sanitation before forming Type O Negative.

He has four cats: Grizzelda, Weena, Tito and Nixon.

Provided the voice of Ian Nottingham on Kat Bjelland's concept album based on the Top Cow comic book series "Witchblade".

Posed for the August 1995 issue of Playgirl.

Polish, Icelandic, and Russian heritage.

Personal Quotes

People ask how I learned to play bass with one hand. Well, with a face like mine, you learn to do a lot of things with one hand.

[After being asked by Jerry Springer if he was happy to be on the show] Well, I'm less miserable.

and, the discography:

Disapointment with a hint of Lemon.

2010-04-14T09:32:00.000-07:00

So the Stanford thing is a no-go. 12k is a bit much on short notice when you have a father who's trying to run a business. But, he did help me find the school that I like. Hooray! And I have re-affirmed my love and admiration for Severus Snape. That man was an amazing character - makes me sad that HP is over - the next two movies are gonna be difficult.

And now, for something completely different:

we have a housekeeper. it's a bit strange, but not bad...just strange.
Housekeeping...with a hint of lemon.

Have a great day everyone!!!

WROCK - seriously.

2010-04-06T02:23:00.000-07:00

So, this past weekend, I put The Triwizard Lp in my iTunes. Now, normally - I usually like importing to iTunes from MP3, but I had a gift card. Needless to say, I fell in love with the album. No wonder I've been hearing so much hype about this band! Anyone else have wizard rock (wrock) experiences? Any recommendations?

<---- seriously epic

Monetizing, Sickness, and Sadness.

2010-02-22T20:26:00.000-08:00

Let's start this off with Sadness. Having been on www.fanfiction.net hiatus for a few years, I was very sad upon my return, early last week, to learn of one of my favorite authors passing. Serenanna was brilliant to say the least. Sere's fanfiction.net profile , Sere's LiveJournal

Monetizing. TheLazyIdiot.com admin (www.thelazyidiot.com) lent me a book titled Advertising Profits From Home. I'm about to crack it open tonight, and see what tidbits I can dig out of it. It's not exceptionally long, and the prose seems promising. :) - Has anyone read this? Any thoughts?

Sickness, I think, is my middle name. Luckily I've found a pretty decent doctor - 3 more visits to go before I'm done for a while ... I hope.

There will be something more exciting after this - I promise.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

2010-02-03T19:49:00.000-08:00

"Who watches the Watchmen?"

I finally watched Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut [Blu-ray] today. I am now dying to read the graphic novel. Having read wanted, and just now starting my voyage into V for Vendetta, I am now realizing that my love for comics really does extend beyond the manga category. I mean, I've always loved Batman, Superman, and Spiderman - but I've been exposed to those through cartoons since I was very young. I'd like to clarify that while I've always liked comics, it is developing into something much more. Obsession? Love? Crazed Fanatics? 42? The number of licks to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know.

" that's it! an electronic army ... "

2010-02-02T17:54:00.000-08:00

-Hackers

Anyone have any favorite lines from that movie?

So, I'm going to go out on a limb and call Hackers a classic. If for no other reason than I find it ridiculously quotable. I don't think I could ever go wrong with "It's in that place that I put that thing that time". And it gives me and my mom something to bond over. Cyberpunk hacker kids saving the day sounds like a good bonding session to me :).

Anywho, I've somehow managed to get myself a flu, so I'm going to go rest.

Check out track seven (one of my favorites):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXN9r6tPgHU

system.out.println("Hello World!");

2010-02-01T13:38:00.000-08:00

Hello World!

My name is Emmalee, and this is my mission: geekdom. No longer a derogatory term, geek has been transformed from pocket protectors and d20's to "geek chic" and World of Warcraft (which 11 million people play). After all, without geeks, who could we count on to bring us all of those gadgets that make our lives easier, and a bit more fun? And if the statistics I hear are true, the number of Computer Science majors in US universities is decreasing - and where women are concerned, the decrease is staggering.
stats link

"But why are you telling me this?" you ask.

Simple. I'd like your help.