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	<title>Emo Boyfriend</title>
	
	<link>http://www.emoboyfriend.com/blog</link>
	<description>The life and times of a girl a 22-year-old girl called Evelyn who thought it'd be cool to have an Emo Boyfriend....</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:14:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Can Scene Girls Be Fat? Is Obesity Sexy For Emo Boys?</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/qNHwqSqLFHk/can-scene-girls-be-fat-is-obesity-sexy-for-emo-boys.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emoboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emo Girls]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emoboyfriend.com/blog/?p=984</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Previously as a rule, Scene Girls had to be stick thin in order to be accepted into mainstream society.
These days a lot has changed. Thinness is now considered to be a symptom of conformity is now frowned upon in Emo circles. Obesity is the new thin in scene! If you walk past any McDonalds or [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Can+Scene+Girls+Be+Fat%3F+Is+Obesity+Sexy+For+Emo+Boys%3F&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fcan-scene-girls-be-fat-is-obesity-sexy-for-emo-boys.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>The Emo Bucket Forums Are A Refuge For Terrorists</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/HHIprHBEdI8/the-emo-bucket-forums-are-a-refuge-for-terrorists.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.emoboyfriend.com/blog/the-emo-bucket-forums-are-a-refuge-for-terrorists.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 02:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emos Are Gay</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emo Stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Forget Al-Queda, The Emo Bucket forums are rife with would be terrorists! I&#8217;ve had 3 separate death threats from people originating from this training ground of hate over the past week.

Emo Bucket? More like Vomit Bucket!
Fuck knows what goes on over there! It seriously can&#8217;t be healthy. I&#8217;m guessing that they have private forums where [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=The+Emo+Bucket+Forums+Are+A+Refuge+For+Terrorists&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fthe-emo-bucket-forums-are-a-refuge-for-terrorists.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Do Emos Have A Religion? What Do Emos Believe?</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/Y9fc7PSqDIE/do-emos-have-a-religion-what-do-emos-believe.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 02:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emoboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emo, Religion and God]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emoboyfriend.com/blog/?p=963</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Emos are godless Atheists who support fascist regimes, public floggings and the death penalty. They despise everything that is just and Good in the world.

They do not believe in anything but themselves. They are their own Gods.
Church for an Emo is their bedroom. Here they will perform all sorts of depravities to appease the collective [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Do+Emos+Have+A+Religion%3F+What+Do+Emos+Believe%3F&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fdo-emos-have-a-religion-what-do-emos-believe.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Every Time You Masturbate God Kills An Emo Kid</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/pCW0Fzjjs68/every-time-you-masturbate-god-kills-an-emo-kid.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 01:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emoboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emo, Religion and God]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is a big fib!

The rumor was created by Satanist&#8217;s in order to try to promote masturbation amongst heavy metal fans. The idea was that Satanic metallers would dedicate even more time to jerking off, in exchange for God killing an Emo Kid at will.
If this was true there would be no Emo Kid&#8217;s left [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Every+Time+You+Masturbate+God+Kills+An+Emo+Kid&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fevery-time-you-masturbate-god-kills-an-emo-kid.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>How To Be An Emo Even If You’re Fat</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/JIYiZ3emcYE/how-to-be-an-emo-even-if-youre-fat.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 00:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emoboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emo Girls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Buy bigger clothes.
Don&#8217;t be ashamed of who you are.

Attack skinny emo chicks for hating on you.
You have every right to be Emo and fat. You&#8217;ve something to be genuinely upset about. Most think emo girls are spoilt daddy girl&#8217;s who cry when they aren&#8217;t allowed a new car. As a fat girl you must deal [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=How+To+Be+An+Emo+Even+If+You%26%238217%3Bre+Fat&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fhow-to-be-an-emo-even-if-youre-fat.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Emo Poem - I Hate Myself</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/PqLg0ONmT_Y/emo-poem-i-hate-myself.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 23:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emoboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emo Poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
I hate myself around the clock
Sometimes I wonder -
why do I have a cock?
When it&#8217;ll only end up falling off in end.
This is driving me around the bend!
I sit here crying into a cup of coffee
Just pulled out a filling with some toffee.
I hate myself and I want to tie -
My genitals to an aeroplane [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Emo+Poem+-+I+Hate+Myself&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Femo-poem-i-hate-myself.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>My Emo Daughter Hates Me, Her Mother!</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/zQjDrRez4cU/my-emo-daughter-hates-me-her-mother.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 23:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emoboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emo Stuff]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emoboyfriend.com/blog/?p=944</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re the mother of an Emo daughter then you must take a hardline approach when raising her. If she&#8217;s starting to become interested in boys then ensure that she isn&#8217;t in contact with Emo Guys otherwise they are likely to impregnant her and her life will be over.

If you hear her listening to any [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=My+Emo+Daughter+Hates+Me%2C+Her+Mother%21&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fmy-emo-daughter-hates-me-her-mother.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Why Do Emo Kids Hate Their Parents?</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/XtOY0bdnk14/why-do-emo-kids-hate-their-parents.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.emoboyfriend.com/blog/why-do-emo-kids-hate-their-parents.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 23:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emoboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emo Kids]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emoboyfriend.com/blog/?p=941</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Emo Kids hate their parents because they hate everything!

They hate the idea of being controlled, they&#8217;d much rather do the controlling, forcing their friends into adopting ridiculous hairstyles and listening to most god awful bollocks on the planet.
They despise authority because it reminds them of how powerless they really are. Emos bask in having an [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Why+Do+Emo+Kids+Hate+Their+Parents%3F&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fwhy-do-emo-kids-hate-their-parents.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Why Does Russia Hate Emos?</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/T55t22lmNRQ/why-does-russia-hate-emos.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.emoboyfriend.com/blog/why-does-russia-hate-emos.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 22:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emoboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emo Stuff]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emoboyfriend.com/blog/?p=937</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The simple answer is that the Russian Goverment sees Emo are a threat against it&#8217;s one party state mentality. Emo&#8217;s are much like Communists in that they have one track minds and are constantly looking to destroy and control anyone their perceive to be their enemy.

So I can understand why Russia wants to make Emo [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Why+Does+Russia+Hate+Emos%3F&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fwhy-does-russia-hate-emos.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Do Emo Self Harm Scars Make Emo People Ugly?</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/ZUvAna9U9wc/do-emo-self-harm-scars-make-emo-people-ugly.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.emoboyfriend.com/blog/do-emo-self-harm-scars-make-emo-people-ugly.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 22:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emoboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emo Self Harm]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emoboyfriend.com/blog/?p=934</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I guess it depends how badly you cut yourself and whereabouts on your body.

Obviously if you slice your face to bits then it&#8217;s safe to say that you won&#8217;t exactly be pretty looking. However on the flip side, if you simply cut yourself on your arms then it won&#8217;t make much difference. Unless you&#8217;ve been [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Do+Emo+Self+Harm+Scars+Make+Emo+People+Ugly%3F&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fdo-emo-self-harm-scars-make-emo-people-ugly.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Emo Kid Help - How To Make Your Bedroom Look Emo Without Any Money</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/2SGm3sYyN0g/emo-kid-help-how-to-make-your-bedroom-look-emo-without-any-money.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 06:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emoboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emo Stuff]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emoboyfriend.com/blog/?p=929</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As an emo you need to show the world that you&#8217;re not a conformist. There is no better to show the world that you&#8217;re Emo by decorating your room to convey this.

Listed below are a few tips that&#8217;ll help you achieve an Emo bedroom.

Be sure to bring any roadkill you find home and pin it [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Emo+Kid+Help+-+How+To+Make+Your+Bedroom+Look+Emo+Without+Any+Money&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Femo-kid-help-how-to-make-your-bedroom-look-emo-without-any-money.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>How To Cope With Preps and Jocks Hating You Because You Are An Emo Kid</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/tvm4FTzh40Y/how-to-cope-with-preps-and-jocks-hating-you-because-you-are-an-emo-kid.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 01:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emoboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emo Stuff]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emoboyfriend.com/blog/?p=924</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The easy answer is to stop caring.

If people are giving you bullshit, give them bullshit back. If they knock the crap out of you,  be sure to get your revenge in other ways, like defecating in their locker or mailing them turds in the posts.
Remember that later in life Preps and Jocks will amount to [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=How+To+Cope+With+Preps+and+Jocks+Hating+You+Because+You+Are+An+Emo+Kid&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fhow-to-cope-with-preps-and-jocks-hating-you-because-you-are-an-emo-kid.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>How To Make An Emo Boy Horny</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/wywHUl-_xPs/how-to-make-an-emo-boy-horny.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 01:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emoboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emo Stuff]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.emoboyfriend.com/blog/?p=921</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As an Emo chick there are many ways that you can make an Emo Boy aroused. Here are a few of the best options.


Mail him your dirty underwear and force him to sniff it, otherwise you&#8217;ll beat his crap in.
Learn to recite the entire lyrics of the &#8216;Welcome To The Black Parade&#8217; album in one [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=How+To+Make+An+Emo+Boy+Horny&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fhow-to-make-an-emo-boy-horny.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>How To Dress Emo Scene In A Catholic School</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/F9rJN18Uksc/how-to-dress-emo-scene-in-a-catholic-school.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 01:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>emoboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emo Scene]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The only way to be Emo in a Catholic School is to dress like a nun, especially if you are male.

As a male nun you will avoid being detected by everyone, including your class mates and teachers alike. This is especially true if you wear your nun costume at all times and manage to restrain [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=How+To+Dress+Emo+Scene+In+A+Catholic+School&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fhow-to-dress-emo-scene-in-a-catholic-school.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Emo Kids Cry Even Why They Kiss</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 19:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Emo Kids]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It amazes me how depressed some Emo kids are.
Not only do they cut their arms to ribbons for cheap kicks, but they also cry more than it rains in Manchester, England even when they are having a good time!

I knew this guy who would cry when he kissed girls and he wasn&#8217;t even gay. It [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Emo+Kids+Cry+Even+Why+They+Kiss&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Femo-kids-cry-even-why-they-kiss.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Can I Still Be Emo If I Don’t Play The Guitar And Am Totally Talentless</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/ExewpVCfS3k/can-i-still-be-emo-if-i-dont-play-the-guitar-and-am-totally-talentless.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 19:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Anti Emo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In order to be a proper Emo, you mustn&#8217;t be able to play the Guitar.
Why? Well no Emo bands can play guitar properly. Have you actually listened to any of My Chemical Romance&#8217;s songs? Even Stephen Hawking could play guitar better than Ray Toro.

If you&#8217;re thinking of starting an Emo rock band the worst thing [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Can+I+Still+Be+Emo+If+I+Don%26%238217%3Bt+Play+The+Guitar+And+Am+Totally+Talentless&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fcan-i-still-be-emo-if-i-dont-play-the-guitar-and-am-totally-talentless.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Can Emo Kids Be Muscular?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 19:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a rule, no they can&#8217;t.
In order to be Emo you must be either seriously underweight or obese. If you have a toned body then you have nothing to be sad about.  Only guys with ribs hanging out or guys who have  man breasts are fit to inherit the kingdom of Emo Heaven.

If you&#8217;re an [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Can+Emo+Kids+Be+Muscular%3F&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fcan-emo-kids-be-muscular.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Beating Up An Emo Kid Is Not Funny. It’s Evil, Sad and it Sucks.</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/p5ys_xU3g_4/beating-up-an-emo-kid-sucks.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 19:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you think beating up Emo kids is funny, then you&#8217;re mentally deranged.
If you truly hate Emos then the only option is to stay as far away from them as possible. When you kick the hell out of an Emo Kid, he won&#8217;t stop being Emo over-night. By the next morning he&#8217;ll be even more [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Beating+Up+An+Emo+Kid+Is+Not+Funny.+It%26%238217%3Bs+Evil%2C+Sad+and+it+Sucks.&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fbeating-up-an-emo-kid-sucks.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Am I A Gay Emo Kid? I Think Emo Guys Are Hot!</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/xla5Cv3NnsM/am-i-a-gay-emo-kid-i-think-emo-guys-are-hot.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 19:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Gay Emo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, you are Gay.
Now it&#8217;s time to come out of the closet and announce your conversion to all of your friends.

If you live in Alabama, be sure to wait until your Father has dropped anything that could be used a weapon before announcing your homosexuality otherwise you&#8217;re likely to receive a knife in the head [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Am+I+A+Gay+Emo+Kid%3F+I+Think+Emo+Guys+Are+Hot%21&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fam-i-a-gay-emo-kid-i-think-emo-guys-are-hot.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Why People Should Stop Hating Emo Kids.</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/mkEdVB9wNNw/why-people-should-stop-hating-emo-kids.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 18:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Emos have been hated by society for too long.  As hard as it is for me to admit, Emo&#8217;s aren&#8217;t worse than Hitler. They are simply mindless kids trying to find their identity by dressing like mascared scarecrows.

Emos are only out for the attention. If we didn&#8217;t complain about them then they&#8217;d simply go away.
It&#8217;s [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Why+People+Should+Stop+Hating+Emo+Kids.&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fwhy-people-should-stop-hating-emo-kids.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>How To Turn Your Friends Emo.</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/XedB36pbIEQ/how-to-turn-your-friends-emo.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 18:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Emo Stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s nearly impossible to convert a jock into an Emo, simply because they have too much sense.  You only really have a chance of converting silly, weak people into Emos as they&#8217;ll subscribe to anything.

Anyway here are a few guidelines you might want to adhere to if you actually want to do something properly for [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=How+To+Turn+Your+Friends+Emo.&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fhow-to-turn-your-friends-emo.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>I’m An Emo Boy And Emo Scene Girls Hate Me Because I Cut Myself</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/nwyzbRCxX-A/im-an-emo-boy-and-emo-scene-girls-hate-me-because-i-cut-myself.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 18:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Emos Crying]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If this is the case then stop cutting immediately. It&#8217;s not hard to do, especially if it&#8217;s just an annoying habit (which is the case for most Emos).

Please be aware that Gerard Way is lying to you when he says that you need to cut yourself in order to appear attractive to the opposite sex. [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=I%26%238217%3Bm+An+Emo+Boy+And+Emo+Scene+Girls+Hate+Me+Because+I+Cut+Myself&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fim-an-emo-boy-and-emo-scene-girls-hate-me-because-i-cut-myself.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Annoying Emo Kids Should Be Seen And Not Heard.</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EmoBoyfriend/~3/Aum9djb5SAM/annoying-emo-kids-should-be-seen-and-not-heard.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 18:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do Emo kids have to be so God damn loud?
I remember queuing for a My Chemical Romance gig in New York for half an hour and I couldn&#8217;t believe how bloody annoying the fans were.

They kept shouting in my face in a hig- pitched screech and this was just the men! I felt like [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Annoying+Emo+Kids+Should+Be+Seen+And+Not+Heard.&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fannoying-emo-kids-should-be-seen-and-not-heard.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Do Emo Scene Boys Masturbate?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 18:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No.
Why? Well it&#8217;s forbidden by the Cult of Emo. If an Emo Kid is caught jerking off by either Gerard Way or Pete Wentz then they&#8217;ll be expelled forever from the cult.

The idea is that Emo Boys are meant to remain chaste for homosexual relations with the Fathers of The Emo Movement.
How do they the [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Do+Emo+Scene+Boys+Masturbate%3F&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Fdo-emo-scene-boys-masturbate.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Emo Girl Crying - How To Speak To Depressed Emo Chicks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 18:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you see an Emo Girl crying in the street, your natural reaction will be to approach her and ask her what&#8217;s the matter.

Be sure to ignore your instincts otherwise you&#8217;ll likely receive a massive cut to the face. Most Emo girls trick innocent civilians into approaching them so that they can mindlessly attack them [...]<p><a href="http://sharethis.com/item?&#038;wp=2.7&#38;publisher=e4a2e469-88e9-4834-9d01-1aaea55b07d3&#38;title=Emo+Girl+Crying+-+How+To+Speak+To+Depressed+Emo+Chicks&#38;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoboyfriend.com%2Fblog%2Femo-girl-crying-how-to-speak-to-depressed-emo-chicks.html">ShareThis</a></p>]]></description>
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