<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2014 01:46:40 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>Vídeos</category><category>Memes - Zueras - Quadrinhos</category><category>Gifs</category><category>Curiosidades</category><category>Esportes</category><category>Fotos</category><category>Bares da Semana</category><category>Vai lá Campeão</category><category>Notícias Bizarras</category><category>Pai do Ano</category><category>Anedotas de Domingo</category><category>Brasileirão 2012</category><category>Momento Ctrl C</category><title>Empório do Humor</title><description>Humor, Futebol, Curiosidade e Cerveja, são assuntos constantes no Empório do Humor, divirta-se com os vídeos, sabia com as curiosidades, ria com as imagens, e ainda, uma dica de bar por semana!</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>334</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-647547354062642946</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 21:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-06-05T18:35:36.343-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Vídeos</category><title>Não to nem ai pra você...</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen=&quot;&quot; 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Essa é foda!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen=&quot;&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;360&quot; src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/embed/ki05ZrqOg6g&quot; width=&quot;640&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;auhauhuhauhauhauhauhauha&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/06/como-ser-um-fdp-2.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/ki05ZrqOg6g/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-5969874437791960963</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-06-02T14:56:07.061-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Vídeos</category><title>Como ser um FDP!</title><description>Dois videos de motoristas trollando master na chuva! auhuhauha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen=&quot;&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;380&quot; src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/embed/GuIBj0R2ui4&quot; width=&quot;640&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen=&quot;&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;360&quot; src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/embed/N090M8s9MYo&quot; width=&quot;640&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/06/como-ser-um-fdp.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/GuIBj0R2ui4/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-1283706138379157112</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-06-02T11:59:14.658-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Vídeos</category><title>Vontade de ter uma moto!</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen=&quot;&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;380&quot; src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/embed/DxUomg1qsuo&quot; width=&quot;640&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;  Santa Criatividade! auhahuuahuhauhauha&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/06/vontade-de-ter-uma-moto.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/DxUomg1qsuo/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-7481485565175671707</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-06-02T11:44:31.425-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Vídeos</category><title>Assalto Fail</title><description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/06/assalto-fail.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PAhojtl-CBs/T8olZ038kLI/AAAAAAAABFM/lEedqJWR2Mc/s1600/%252B14.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Este assalto aconteceu no bairro de Sítio Cercado, sudeste de Curitiba, Paraná. 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da Band!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen=&quot;&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;380&quot; src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/embed/2Xy9pKsHyyw&quot; width=&quot;640&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;&quot;...mas você sabe que desejo a todos um Feliz Natal!&quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;auhauhauhuhauh&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/05/so-crack.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/2Xy9pKsHyyw/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-5411453071723283188</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 20:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-05-31T17:54:37.950-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Fotos</category><title>Livro Escolar Win</title><description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; 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style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UETW7RrEKNc/T8bbuhhB9tI/AAAAAAAABEY/Z-Zabc3UUQA/s1600/sexy.png&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UETW7RrEKNc/T8bbuhhB9tI/AAAAAAAABEY/Z-Zabc3UUQA/s1600/sexy.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/05/fap-fap-autografado.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UETW7RrEKNc/T8bbuhhB9tI/AAAAAAAABEY/Z-Zabc3UUQA/s72-c/sexy.png" height="72" width="72"/></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-9155396933906273235</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 21:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-05-30T18:02:18.856-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Vídeos</category><title>Nóis Capota Mais Num Breca</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen=&quot;&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;380&quot; src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/embed/rJQwBtbiOOg&quot; width=&quot;640&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mVLZ4HNO7lc/T6pVR-9XvgI/AAAAAAAAAGI/KPgkLndTwYo/s1600/yao_ming_meme_by_lecatinga-d4kpe13.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;200&quot; src=&quot;http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mVLZ4HNO7lc/T6pVR-9XvgI/AAAAAAAAAGI/KPgkLndTwYo/s200/yao_ming_meme_by_lecatinga-d4kpe13.jpg&quot; width=&quot;153&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red; font-size: large;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Nóis Capota Mais Num Breca&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/05/nois-capota-mais-num-breca.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/rJQwBtbiOOg/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-855612137820853573</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 20:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-05-30T17:55:37.712-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bares da Semana</category><title>Dica de Bares de Semana! Semana 22</title><description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-W_LUh9DeXgo/T5grLe3CMdI/AAAAAAAAAvM/c4lBi67OwnI/s1600/bares.png&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-W_LUh9DeXgo/T5grLe3CMdI/AAAAAAAAAvM/c4lBi67OwnI/s1600/bares.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;text-align: -webkit-auto;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit; font-size: x-large;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;text-align: -webkit-auto;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit; font-size: x-large;&quot;&gt;São Paulo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;text-align: -webkit-auto;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red; font-size: x-large;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Kia Ora&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://gds-img-cache.novosnegociosrbs.com.br/mystique?o=c&amp;amp;w=460&amp;amp;h=307&amp;amp;s=http://www.guiadasemana.com.br/system/pictures/2012/5/48183/cropped/3.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;425&quot; src=&quot;http://gds-img-cache.novosnegociosrbs.com.br/mystique?o=c&amp;amp;w=460&amp;amp;h=307&amp;amp;s=http://www.guiadasemana.com.br/system/pictures/2012/5/48183/cropped/3.jpg&quot; width=&quot;640&quot; /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 16px;&quot;&gt;O&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style=&quot;background-color: white; border: 0px; color: #333333; font: inherit; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.guiadasemana.com.br/sao-paulo/noite/bares/kia-ora-pub&quot; style=&quot;border: 0px; color: blue; font-size: 14px; font: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Kia Ora&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 16px;&quot;&gt;, tradicional pub australiano e neozelandês&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white; border: 0px; color: #333333; font: inherit; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 16px;&quot;&gt;do Itaim, acaba de ganhar uma filial na zona oeste. O&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style=&quot;background-color: white; border: 0px; color: #333333; font: inherit; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;&quot;&gt;Kia Ora Barra Funda&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 16px;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;aposta no estilo “down Under” (significa &quot;bem-vindo&quot; na língua maori) com uma decoração bem estilizada, com gravuras, prancha e pinturas. O espaço conta com um mezanino, assim como a casa do Itaim.&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 16px;&quot;&gt;Para acompanhar a programação especial com shows de pop rock, chopps Guinness, Heineken e Erdinger, além da cerveja wallaby lager, vendida exclusivamente na casa.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white; color: black; line-height: 19px;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;border-width: 0px; color: #333333; font: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rua Brigadeiro Galvão, 871, Barra Funda&lt;br /&gt;Estacionamento: Gratuito, com manobrista&lt;br /&gt;Horário:&lt;br /&gt;Ter e Qua das 18h as 2h&lt;br /&gt;Qui das 18h as 3h&lt;br /&gt;Sex das 18h as 4h&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white; color: black; line-height: 19px;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;border-width: 0px; color: #333333; font: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sáb das 21h as 4h&lt;br /&gt;Metrô mais próximo: Estação Barra Funda, 1,2 km&lt;br /&gt;Taxi do Metrô até o Bar: Aproximadamente R$10,00&lt;br /&gt;Maiores informações:&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kiaorabf.com.br/&quot; style=&quot;background-color: white; border: 0px; color: blue; font: inherit; line-height: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.kiaorabf.com.br/&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;line-height: 19px; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;border-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;&quot;&gt;---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;border-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;br class=&quot;Apple-interchange-newline&quot; /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: x-large;&quot;&gt;Rio de Janeiro&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;Rio Rock &amp;amp; Blues&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: red;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://gds-img-cache.novosnegociosrbs.com.br/mystique?o=c&amp;amp;w=460&amp;amp;h=307&amp;amp;s=http://www.guiadasemana.com.br/system/pictures/2011/7/3920/cropped/n-rj-riorockebluesclub_r.jpg&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;426&quot; src=&quot;http://gds-img-cache.novosnegociosrbs.com.br/mystique?o=c&amp;amp;w=460&amp;amp;h=307&amp;amp;s=http://www.guiadasemana.com.br/system/pictures/2011/7/3920/cropped/n-rj-riorockebluesclub_r.jpg&quot; width=&quot;640&quot; /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 16px; text-align: -webkit-auto;&quot;&gt;O&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong style=&quot;background-color: white; border: 0px; color: #333333; font: inherit; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: -webkit-auto; vertical-align: baseline;&quot;&gt;Rio Rock &amp;amp; Blues Club&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 16px; text-align: -webkit-auto;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;é um ambiente para os amantes dos rock e do blues. A casa exibe shows de quarta a sábado e abre nos outros dias apenas para eventos fechados. O clima descontraído prevalece no local, que é muito frequentado por músicos que vez ou outra sobem ao palco para canjas no fim da noite. A presença de bartenders dá um toque ainda mais animado.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white; color: #333333; line-height: 16px; text-align: -webkit-auto;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white; color: #333333; font-weight: bold; text-align: -webkit-auto;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit; line-height: 16px;&quot;&gt;Rua Riachuelo, 20, Centro, Lapa&lt;br /&gt;Estacionamento: Gratuito&lt;br /&gt;Horário:&lt;br /&gt;Qua a Sáb da 18h as 3h&lt;br /&gt;Metrô mais próximo: Metrô Cinelândia, 1,1 km&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: inherit;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;background-color: white; color: #333333; font-weight: bold; line-height: 19px; 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width=&quot;400&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/05/meu-dono-e-um-idiota-10-fantasias-para.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tGpBThzVfao/T8QcW3Yfh8I/AAAAAAAABDk/pUF9ym1blCM/s72-c/dog.JPG" height="72" width="72"/></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-5102914321028911201</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 20:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-05-28T17:07:46.977-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Vai lá Campeão</category><title>Vai lá Campeão! (6)</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen=&quot;&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;360&quot; src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/embed/-TUUhk0dMZY&quot; width=&quot;640&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/05/vai-la-campeao-6.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/-TUUhk0dMZY/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-6460083354181668207</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 19:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-05-28T17:00:25.124-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Vídeos</category><title>Compilação de Fails com arma de fogo</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen=&quot;&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;380&quot; src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/embed/dmtOEI7sAAs&quot; width=&quot;640&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Detalhe para:&lt;br /&gt;01:34 - O Policial dentro de uma sala de aula dando palestra de segurança, da um tiro no próprio pé!&lt;br /&gt;01:57 - O fodão se exibindo com a arma, da um tiro no próprio pé!&lt;br /&gt;04:04 - Erra o alvo por Muito e acerta o câmera!&lt;br /&gt;05:00 - A criança acerta gravemente o pai.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/05/compilacao-de-fails-com-arma-de-fogo.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/dmtOEI7sAAs/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-2372305348220325155</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 18:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-05-28T16:26:18.170-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Anedotas de Domingo</category><title>Anedotas de Domingo #1</title><description>Nota: É eu sei, hoje é segunda, mas por problemas técnicos (estava em um churrasco), não foi&amp;nbsp;possível&amp;nbsp;publicar este post ontem. Mas como até o &quot;Saturday agora é Sunday&quot;, não vejo problema de o Sunday ser Monday!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Bo8CS2f6tG8/T8Oo_MP4VTI/AAAAAAAABBE/u7NaoddIk0o/s1600/capa_anedotas.png&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Bo8CS2f6tG8/T8Oo_MP4VTI/AAAAAAAABBE/u7NaoddIk0o/s1600/capa_anedotas.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;Bem vindo ao primeiro &#39;Anedotas de Domingo&#39;!!!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;Anedotas, como todos sabem (acho), são piadinhas muito da sacanas, e como acho que o Domingo é um dia pacato na internet, venho por meio desta sessão, deixar este dia gloriosamente preguiçoso, mais diverto! Espero que todos gostem!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-156npahX2cA/T8PLy7kVgoI/AAAAAAAABCc/0EJs56btgSc/s1600/maradona.png&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-156npahX2cA/T8PLy7kVgoI/AAAAAAAABCc/0EJs56btgSc/s1600/maradona.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ekYOYIbK7Vc/T8PLwViPl5I/AAAAAAAABCU/eEucwxOPbf0/s1600/lampada.png&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ekYOYIbK7Vc/T8PLwViPl5I/AAAAAAAABCU/eEucwxOPbf0/s1600/lampada.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mIOWPnt4Ibg/T8PLsQpi5RI/AAAAAAAABCE/gaW9ipJpqkc/s1600/300.png&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mIOWPnt4Ibg/T8PLsQpi5RI/AAAAAAAABCE/gaW9ipJpqkc/s1600/300.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8EE6ksj8nKE/T8PNPTityfI/AAAAAAAABC0/eQ4B4LG0ZAI/s1600/sacrificio.png&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8EE6ksj8nKE/T8PNPTityfI/AAAAAAAABC0/eQ4B4LG0ZAI/s1600/sacrificio.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ruNrFrJ1sco/T8PLvTVs6ZI/AAAAAAAABCM/E3qrPHaS2eg/s1600/broxa.png&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ruNrFrJ1sco/T8PLvTVs6ZI/AAAAAAAABCM/E3qrPHaS2eg/s1600/broxa.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IRfCNOrw-wk/T8PL2Ib6ejI/AAAAAAAABCs/cSejYWoFj0Q/s1600/trombone.png&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IRfCNOrw-wk/T8PL2Ib6ejI/AAAAAAAABCs/cSejYWoFj0Q/s1600/trombone.png&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Não esqueça de Curtir nossa Fan Page!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowtransparency=&quot;true&quot; src=&quot;//www.facebook.com/plugins/likebox.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FEmporioDoHumor&amp;amp;width=500&amp;amp;height=290&amp;amp;colorscheme=light&amp;amp;show_faces=true&amp;amp;border_color&amp;amp;stream=false&amp;amp;header=true&amp;amp;appId=260852227343611&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; scrolling=&quot;no&quot; style=&quot;border: none; height: 290px; overflow: hidden; width: 500px;&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/05/anedotas-de-domingo-1.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Bo8CS2f6tG8/T8Oo_MP4VTI/AAAAAAAABBE/u7NaoddIk0o/s72-c/capa_anedotas.png" height="72" width="72"/></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-7671537076175059866</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 14:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-05-28T16:09:06.051-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Gifs</category><title>Hoje é Domingooo!! Vamo comemorar!</title><description>&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EeQyieoYcaA/T7zprCMMe4I/AAAAAAAAGUE/qmIPpETHPhE/s400/Ifsjm.gif&quot; imageanchor=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;211&quot; src=&quot;http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EeQyieoYcaA/T7zprCMMe4I/AAAAAAAAGUE/qmIPpETHPhE/s400/Ifsjm.gif&quot; width=&quot;400&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;separator&quot; style=&quot;clear: both; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Alguém vai ficar com o olho roxo... uhauhauhhauhauha&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/05/hoje-e-domingooo-vamo-comemorar.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EeQyieoYcaA/T7zprCMMe4I/AAAAAAAAGUE/qmIPpETHPhE/s72-c/Ifsjm.gif" height="72" width="72"/></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-8287765058567618766</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 14:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-05-28T16:09:25.757-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Vídeos</category><title>De onde veio?!</title><description>Cacete, de onde venho este carro? Vi o vídeo umas 10 vezes e ainda não descobri... auhuhauhauha  &lt;iframe width=&quot;640&quot; height=&quot;360&quot; src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/embed/wBO3EzaKomY&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/05/de-onde-veio.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/wBO3EzaKomY/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-350769970969851967</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 17:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-05-26T14:28:57.463-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Vídeos</category><title>iFake Videogame Story: Irmãos Mario</title><description>Quadro muito foda do Comédia MTV, pra quem não viu, vale a pena ver!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen=&quot;&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;380&quot; src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/embed/aL9EvDvrQkY&quot; width=&quot;640&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/05/ifake-videogame-story-irmaos-mario.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/aL9EvDvrQkY/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-4288018192849133352</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 16:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-05-26T13:42:38.424-03:00</atom:updated><title>Links da Semana</title><description>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen=&quot;&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;360&quot; src=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/embed/vtg8-fzecp4&quot; width=&quot;480&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;Buteco da Net: &lt;a href=&quot;http://colunistas.ig.com.br/obutecodanet/2012/05/25/13-dicas-que-podem-ajudar-a-sua-vida-ou-nao/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;13 Dicas que podem ajudar sua vida (ou não)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Testosterona: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.testosterona.blog.br/2012/05/24/10-grandes-desculpas-das-mulheres-pseudo-dificeis/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;10 Grandes Desculpas das mulheres Pseudo-Difíceis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tá de Zuera: &lt;a href=&quot;http://tadezuera.com/cantadas-infaliveis-24/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Cantadas Infalíveis #24&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gargalhando: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gargalhando.com/2012/05/25/fatos-da-vida-explicados-com-graficos-24/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Fatos da Vida explicados com Gráficos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fapando Geral: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fapandogeral.com/2012/05/fap-e-suas-classes-sociais.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Fap e suas classes sociais&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Não esqueça de curtir nossa página no facebook!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowtransparency=&quot;true&quot; src=&quot;//www.facebook.com/plugins/likebox.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FEmporioDoHumor&amp;amp;width=500&amp;amp;height=290&amp;amp;colorscheme=light&amp;amp;show_faces=true&amp;amp;border_color&amp;amp;stream=false&amp;amp;header=true&amp;amp;appId=260852227343611&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; scrolling=&quot;no&quot; style=&quot;border: none; height: 290px; overflow: hidden; width: 500px;&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;</description><link>http://www.emporiodohumor.com/2012/05/links-da-semana.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Cassio)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/vtg8-fzecp4/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135744152762076216.post-367433175523523305</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 16:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-05-26T14:28:57.469-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Vídeos</category><title>Os Empata Foda</title><description>Um casal foi flagrado pela Força Tática da Polícia Militar de São Paulo brincando de fazer neném dentro de um carro. 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