End of the World at the End of the Week

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471Fri, 28 Feb 2020 21:30:13 +0000bush israel saudi arabia abu dhabi all fuckedpope cardinals rediculous meaningless fan farebush economybarack obamaend of the world richard branson dinosaurs jesus fried chickenrecession bullish shit market phlogend of the world catholic churchjohn mccainSUPER TUESDAY PHOTO BLOGbush anwar drillingend of the world bush drillend of the world kill jesusend of the world robot rapeend of world roger clemensjohn mccain iraqmortgage crisispeter grumbinepope comes to america bushLOLZ CATZ KIDS WITH GUNSend of the world palinjohn mccain dali lamalindsay lohan booze drugs boobs cooterstock market 777bush popeclinton obama pennsylvaniaearthquake end of the world young jesuseconomic crisisend of the world clintonend of the world john mccainend of the world mccainend of the world sarah palingay protests in russiahillary clinton coffee machinelehman brothersmortgage crisis now who's a chump for living in a small 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lights in phoenixuniversal city fireuniversal city on fireuniversal studios fireuniversal studios on firevampirevatican admits aliens realvatican aliensvatican aliens existvatican extra terrestrialvice president palinvirgin branson spaceshipvirgin galacticvirginia earthquakevito margera upcoming prison rapevma britneyvma lindsay lohanvolcanovolcano eruptionvp palinwall streetwarren jeffs teenage bridesweight loss problem surgery another problemwelsh darth vader attackwesley snipes tax jailwest virginia primarywhalewhite powerwhite stripeswhy why why why why why why why whywill your daughter still be posessed this summer?williewillie thorntonwillie thornton sex 14 22willie thornton sex with 22 year oldwolfworld endingworld ending this sundayworld ends sundayworld to end this sundayworld will end this weekendworlds largest confederate flagworship monkey warlords now good job new governmentww iiiyear of the sharkyemenyetiyou can't take them all to africa for a sham weddingyves rossyzoo sexEnd of the World at the End of the WeekOne of the world’s largest religions has vowed to wipe us off the map, our own government and gadgets are spying on us, and Britney Spear’s tube sock vagina is now more common and worthless than Canadian quarters… the end is nigh.http://ewatew.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)Blogger569125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-1597855041723195133Tue, 21 May 2013 19:22:00 +00002013-05-21T12:44:47.324-07:00animal attacksfloridagiant pythonherojason leonshark attack floridaFLORIDA MAN FIGHTS GIANT BURMESE PYTHON That snake is big enough to wear a hat. Not like a specially made snake hat, but a real ass Bobby Bonilla-sized human hat. American hero, Jason Leon, single-handedly wrestled and killed a 19-foot Burmese python near Miami. Is “hero” too strong of a word for a man who killed a giant beast? No. Jason Leon wasn’t out hunting or even looking for a fight. He was just out driving at night http://ewatew.blogspot.com/2013/05/florida-man-fights-giant-burmese-python.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-2901375796941641604Thu, 16 May 2013 22:56:00 +00002013-05-16T16:12:57.584-07:00barack obamabenghaziCIAconspiracyend of the world obamaIRSobamapress conferencePHLOG: OBAMA JUST STOPS GIVING A FUCK "Well, here we are again: the Tea Party audits, the Benghazi cover up, and the AP’s phone records. Same shit, different day. Welcome to it." "Before we begin, I’d like to thank the Prime Minister of Turkey, Tayyip Erdogan, for being here. I’m sure he feels a bit like a child who accidentally showed up to his parents’ divorce mediation to get his allowance. It was all a big http://ewatew.blogspot.com/2013/05/phlog-obama-just-stops-giving-fuck.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-3342548163695663402Tue, 14 May 2013 23:42:00 +00002013-05-14T16:42:54.308-07:00barack obamaend of the world obamaeric holdereric holder pisses on journalistsfreedom of the pressPHLOG: PRESS CONFERENCES ABOUT CRUSHING FREEDOM OF THE PRESS CAN BE A LITTLE AWKWARD AND USELESS "Well, hello, the press. What’s new?" "Obviously, I can’t tell you anything regarding the examination of phone records, because, well, you’re the press, and I don’t want to leak any information. I mean, what would happen then? You’d be all 'LOL IDK- what happened?' Because I read your text messages." "Too meta?" "Gary Pruitt, how come you don’t call your mother more?" "http://ewatew.blogspot.com/2013/05/phlog-press-conferences-about-crushing.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-2058372202793137890Mon, 13 May 2013 20:10:00 +00002013-05-13T13:11:50.459-07:00barack obama presidentbenghazidavid cameronliesobamaping pongpress conferenceterroristPHLOG: OBAMA COMES CLEAN ON BENGHAZI “In the past three days, there has been a lot of talk about the attacks in Benghazi. Now let me make this as clear as possible…” “This entire situation involves many parties. It involves the White House. It involves the State Department. It involves the CIA. It even involves television broadcasts.” “Now let me also make this as clear to you as possible. All these people lie to http://ewatew.blogspot.com/2013/05/phlog-obama-comes-clean-on-benghazi.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-2793240304764488868Wed, 08 May 2013 21:59:00 +00002013-05-08T15:13:35.764-07:00alligatoranimal attacksfloridaALLIGATOR YARD ART ATTACKS "No ma'am. I'm yard art." A woman in Port St. Lucie, Florida saw what she thought was “alligator yard art” and stopped to take a picture of it. The “art” hissed at her, because it was actually an alligator, who was later lassoed by police and animal control. A few key takeaways from this story: In Port St. Lucie it is considered reasonable that “alligator yard art” exists. In Port Sthttp://ewatew.blogspot.com/2013/05/alligator-yard-art-attacks.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-921813390634066844Wed, 08 May 2013 20:18:00 +00002013-05-08T13:20:40.713-07:00air forcelindsey grahammilitary sexual assualynuclear weaponsPHLOG: AIR FORCE CAN'T CONTROL NUKES OR THEIR HANDS "I understand that 17 Air Force officers have been stripped of their authority to launch and control nuclear missile due to general incompetence and potential sharing of nuclear codes." "That is correct, but rest assured we have come down upon the offenders with the full force of the United States Air Force. We are tearing them down and rebuilding them in our image." "http://ewatew.blogspot.com/2013/05/phlog-air-force-cant-control-nukes-or.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-6135280992573589997Mon, 06 May 2013 23:21:00 +00002013-05-06T16:21:53.020-07:00gunsLOLZ CATZ KIDS WITH GUNSNRAsorta super tuesday texasworld; end; sunday; chuck norris; lindsay lohan; chicks with gunsPHLOG: THE NRA STANDS UP AND FIGHTS, THEN SITS DOWN, CATCHES THEIR BREATH, TALKS ABOUT FIGHTING, SITS A SPELL MORE A skinny, white kid with a bad haircut and weird eyebrows. Nothing could go wrong here. A lot of NRA members throw around the phrase “pry it from my cold, dead hands,” but Janet fucking walks the walk. “Am I waiting for the NRA Leadership Forum to start, or is the NRA Leadership Forum waiting for me to start?” “Gun violence is out of control in America. What should wehttp://ewatew.blogspot.com/2013/05/phlog-nra-stands-up-and-fights-then.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-5882523915923401935Fri, 04 Feb 2011 19:48:00 +00002011-02-04T12:13:54.166-08:00earthquake end of the world young jesuseconomy end of worldend of the worldthe world will end this sundayworld; end; sunday; chuck norris; lindsay lohan; chicks with gunsTHE WORLD WILL END THIS SUNDAY AT 12:20 PM So some guy named Don “Moose” Lewis released a soon-to-be-failed business pitch for a whites only basketball league called the All-American Basketball Alliance. Sounds to me like someone’s been watching the coverage of the earthquake in Haiti and got a little cocky. One of the main reasons the Moose claimshttp://ewatew.blogspot.com/2010/01/not-exactly-w-column.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-4548319733370000975Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:46:00 +00002010-01-19T13:50:47.277-08:00afghan jailbreakafghanistan wararmy read mindaustralian opinions american guns good way to get shotiraqIN GOD'S SIGHT  “Go with God, to Hell.” Apparently, the scopes used on a lot of combat rifles in Iraq and Afghanistan have Bible versus encoded on them, because, you know, Jesus loved killing towel heads with laser like accuracy. The sights use tritium, which is a radioactive version of hydrogen. I guess that way, even if you miss the evildoers with your bullet, you can still give them ahttp://ewatew.blogspot.com/2010/01/in-gods-sight.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-4973833341069176436Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:36:00 +00002009-03-03T17:20:38.899-08:00dow joneslehman brothersstock market 777stock market below 7000STANK OF AMERICA “Yeah, they say it won’t get better until people start putting money back into the banks. Yeah, the same banks that lost all their money. Look Honey, I don’t know why they would do that, but that’s the plan! So are you going to stay at your mom's again tonight?” AIG lost $62 billion last quarter. You know what? If your insurance company loses $62 billion in three months, http://ewatew.blogspot.com/2009/03/stank-of-america.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-3133364581842547248Wed, 25 Feb 2009 23:55:00 +00002009-02-25T15:59:26.083-08:00army read mindarmy soldier courtiraqsoldier sues obamaDUMBASS..."Really!?! They told me one weekend a month too! That's hilarious!"A second US soldier in Iraq has joined a lawsuit questioning Obama’s eligibility to be President, saying: "I think it is reasonable for Obama to prove his citizenship status thus certifying his eligibility. I too raised my right hand and swore an oath to defend the Constitution of the United States… I believe the case you are http://ewatew.blogspot.com/2009/02/dumbass.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-8387913210245645927Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:23:00 +00002009-02-23T17:26:39.345-08:002012back to the futuredow jonesstock market 777stock market crashstock marketsSTOCK MARKET BREAKS SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM “Time circuits on. Flux Capacitor... fluxxing. Engine running. All right! Let's go Marty!”  The Dow Jones has dropped to its lowest level since 1997. That must really make stock brokers feel like they’ve wasted the past 12 years of their lives. No matter how much they have worked, sweat, or stolen, things are exactly where they were in 1997. I mean, I’vehttp://ewatew.blogspot.com/2009/02/stock-market-breaks-space-time.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-4708631114163127900Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:42:00 +00002009-02-20T10:50:06.854-08:00MARKETS REACT TO OBAMA PLAN: PHLOG “What?! He’s helping the poor?! Jesus Christ—who would do that?”   “My God, I can’t believe he’s helping the poor people keep their houses. What a dick.”   “What’s he trying to do, ruin this golden economy?”   “I’m not going to pay my neighbor’s http://ewatew.blogspot.com/2009/02/markets-react-to-obama-plan-phlog.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-4755646988602226873Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:33:00 +00002009-02-17T16:37:42.570-08:00buffalomuslim canada father kill daughter no christmas spiritmuzzammil hassan beheadtv beheadNETWORK HEAD BEHEADS WIFE “I swear to Allah, if you forget to render your B-roll once more time, I’m gonna cut your fucking head off.”Muzzammil Hassan, the founder and CEO of Bridges TV, a network designed “to show Muslims in a more positive light,” was arrested for beheading his wife in an honor killing. I suppose their mission statement is working, because portraying Muslims http://ewatew.blogspot.com/2009/02/network-head-beheads-wife.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-4046530759549236764Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:06:00 +00002009-02-13T10:12:57.234-08:00end of the world 123456789end of the world 2012end of the world friday feb 13thend of the world unix clockTHE WORLD WILL END THIS FRIDAY AT 6:31 PM EST  Friday evening, nerds around the world will huddle around to watch the Unix clock reach exactly 123456789, and to see if it brings the end of the world as some people have claimed.   Of course once the clock reaches 123456789, it will reset without incident, just like Y2K, and the computer clock in itself will http://ewatew.blogspot.com/2009/02/world-will-end-this-friday-at-631-pm.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-415744526213444869Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:12:00 +00002009-02-12T14:25:41.928-08:00bush economycongresseconomic crisiseconomic end of worldstimulusstock market 777STIMULESS: PHLOG "All right, who wants their free money? We just came up with an amazing plan to put cash into working Americans’ pockets. That’s right, hard working, middle-income Americans will now each get a $400 tax credit! Did you hear me? $400! That’s almost $7.69 a week!"   "Now, some people will say since more Americans are out of work, in http://ewatew.blogspot.com/2009/02/stimuless-phlog.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-6585069900253463945Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:16:00 +00002009-02-11T14:21:20.329-08:00animal sexboy george sex slavezoo sexVALENTINES SPECIAL!Would you be more or less proud to shoot these deer?A zoo in Michigan is offering a special Valentine’s night tour of animals having sex and it’s sold out at $50 a ticket. This all sounds like good fun, until you realize that most animal sex is far from consensual and nothing ruins a good date like a loud bout of leopard rape. http://ewatew.blogspot.com/2009/02/valentines-special.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-8311134811965565089Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:20:00 +00002009-02-10T10:26:28.209-08:00dolphin beachedend of the world suicidephilipinessuicide robotMASS DOLPHIN SUICIDE ROCKS PHILIPINES!"No, boys, the kitchen is that way!"  It all starts when Nadya Suleman, the mother of the octuplets interview airs on NBC.   Nadya tells Ann Curry that she in unemployed, single, and already has 6 children, and that she knew how many fertilized eggs where put in her AND that she was aware that pregnancy aggravated an injury that has kept her from working and on workman’shttp://ewatew.blogspot.com/2009/02/world-will-end-this-friday-at-934-pm.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4153674517718359471.post-8255468936872437550Thu, 05 Feb 2009 22:58:00 +00002009-02-05T15:01:12.975-08:00fertility statuephalluspregnantripleys believe it or notYOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT FROM JUST TOUCHING IT Sometimes it’s hard to tell whether a fertility statue represent a penis, or an African mother’s breasts. The Ripley’s Believe It or Not Museum in Myrtle Beach, SC has opened an exhibit of African fertility statues, which they claim have helped impregnate over 2,000 women. That sounds nice, but I’ve got a feeling the kind of women who visit Ripley’s Believe it or Not http://ewatew.blogspot.com/2009/02/you-cant-get-pregnant-from-just.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Peter Grumbine)0