We put the manic in manicure…

Photo courtesy of S. Murphy. 
Spotted in Japan. 

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Peace is still in the closet….

Photo courtesy of S. Murphy. 
T-shirt spotted in Japan. 

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I invested in this company. Made a killing…

Photo courtesy of S. Murphy.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Photo courtesy of S. Murphy.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Photo courtesy of Shinobi CB.
Spotted in the Philippines. 

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I made a new invisible friend…

Photo courtesy of Shalders.
Shirt found in Japan.

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Another reason to wake up…

Photo courtesy of Seth Bakke.
Spotted in Laos. 

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