The Clarence Thomas Radio Programme

Episode Twenty Four: Hard To Starboard - Executive Producer Vito's Discovery of the Erase Head

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:59:51 PDT

Dear Listeners,

I apologize. I'm clearly a product of the electronic age, for better or worse.

Two episodes ago I began noticing that my cassette tapes weren't fully erasing themselves when I recorded new shows. Each time I thought it was a fluke - little did I realize that my Tascam Portastudio 414 (mkII) erase head is faulty, causing remnants of past shows to linger like zombie souls doomed to eternally stumble around Trolley Park.

Now that I've learned exactly what an "erase head" is/does, I'm working toward remedying the situation accordingly. So please excuse the bizarre and somewhat unnerving quality of this episode. Imagine yourself in a crowded bar trying to focus on a single conversation, as that is actually the environment in which this show is made.

Sincerely,

E.P. Vito

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P.S. - If you can figure out what songs are supposed to be played, please use YouTube accordingly. Apologies!!!

Episode Twenty Three: Honesty Amongst Thieves

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:03:55 PDT

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Playlist:
Vince DiCola - Training Montage (from ROCKY IV)
James House - Flesh on Fire (from TEEN WOLF)

Embarassing Moments in "The Arts"

Art Performance simulating oral
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Jan Lewan - Goralu Czy Ci Nie Zal

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:48:22 PDT

Man, myth, slit-throat convicted pyramid schemer, undisputed King of The Polka - JAN LEWAN!

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Episode Twenty Two: A Prank Call to Gary Bettman

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 15:06:28 PDT

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Disclaimers:

1) The views and opinions expressed in this particular episode DO NOT necessarily reflect the principles of any particular member of the C.T.R.P. I admittedly did a shoddy editing job on account of time constraints. But we got the show out to you! Here's to next week...

2) RE: Shoddy editing job: I didn't even put music in the music breaks. So dear listener, at the appropriate time please press play on these high quality YouTube videos instead:

Episode Twenty One: Where Jeff Reveals That His Favorite Michael Jackson Song is "Young Special Persons"

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:45:38 PDT

FIRST ANNIVERSARY SHOW/LEGENDS OF SECAUCUS CELEBRATION - JULY 4, 2009
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Playlist:
Michael Jackson - Off The Wall
Michael Jackson - Remember the Time

Episode Twenty: Pete's Armenian Friends Are Not To Be Trusted

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 20:41:46 PDT

CTRP Presents: Bracketing the 90s -- The Definitive Evaluation of All Things (Updated! Finally!)

FIRST ANNIVERSARY SHOW/LEGENDS OF SECAUCUS CELEBRATION COMING SOON!
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Playlist:
Iron Maiden - The Trooper
Al-Faruh - Hypnotoad
Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Wed, 13 May 2009 10:38:31 PDT

Episode Nineteen: What the Hell are You Doing, Zalinski? The Princess Diana Tamagotchi Chronicles

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Mon, 11 May 2009 09:55:20 PDT

CTRP Presents: Bracketing the 90s -- The Definitive Evaluation of All Things (Updated! Finally!)

FIRST ANNIVERSARY SHOW/LEGENDS OF SECAUCUS CELEBRATION COMING SOON!
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Playlist:
The Clash - London Calling
Various - Ricky Fatton Theme Song
The Takeover UK - Ah La La

Episode Eighteen: The Craigslist Murderer

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 20:58:46 PDT

CTRP Presents: Bracketing the 90s -- The Definitive Evaluation of All Things

FIRST ANNIVERSARY SHOW/LEGENDS OF SECAUCUS CELEBRATION COMING SOON!
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Playlist:
The Ronettes - Be My Baby
The Yellow Chair - Halogen mkI (live in studio)

Hollywood Kolar and Jeff Rennie in their Cinematic Debut

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 12:27:43 PDT

Episode Seventeen: Detox, Costa Rica, and a Legendary Revelation

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:13:29 PDT

CTRP Presents: Bracketing the 90s -- The Definitive Evaluation of All Things

FIRST ANNIVERSARY SHOW/LEGENDS OF SECAUCUS CELEBRATION COMING SOON!
Please send your suggestions to us on Twitter!
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Playlist:
Lil' Wayne - Hot Revolver
Count Basie - April in Paris
Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers - Roadrunner

Americanized Version of Our Theme Song

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:05:01 PDT

Guy had pipes. Unfortunately, those pipes were slashed in jail.

Episode Sixteen: Forty Shots of Black Haus

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:28:55 PDT

CTRP Presents: Bracketing the 90s -- The Definitive Evaluation of All Things

LEGENDS OF SECAUCUS SHOW COMING SOON!
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Playlist:
Lou Reed - Lady Day
Beastie Boys - Shake Your Rump
Don Johnson - Heartbeat

Episode Fifteen: An Ode to the Hoboken M.C.; or, Was It Fellatio That Colored Your Breath in Such an Unsavory Manner?

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:14:26 PDT

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Playlist:
Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us
"Macho Man" Randy Savage - Perfect Friend
Two Tongues - Wowee Zowee

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Episode Fourteen: Richard Simmons and the Death of Chivalry

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 19:32:31 PDT

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Playlist:
Ratt - Back For More
Kajagoogoo - Too Shy
Keane - Spiralling

En vacaciones a Ciutat Comtal y Barcelona

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:52:51 PDT

Dear listeners, supporters, guests and friends -

The Clarence Thomas Radio Programme is taking a much-needed vacation from 3/15-3/22. This may result in a TWO WEEK PROGRAMMING ABSENCE, wholly dependent on the Executive Producer's time of arrival at Newark International Airport on 3/22.

In the meantime, WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!

That's right, WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!

The Clarence Thomas Radio Programme is a community show with a community agenda. We love discussing and even arguing about the little things in life that have made us who we are today, meaning YOU, RESPECTED LISTENER, are part of the show! Your comments and suggestions fuel our creative fires. Without you, the show would be nothing more than a liquor-laden pile of ashes.

So please comment on this post over the next week about WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ON THE PROGRAMME! Anything goes!

And if you would like to APPEAR on THE PROGRAMME, send us a comment and we'd love to set it up! (This is especially true for Awesome Adam -- we miss you, buddy.)

Talk to you soon!

-V.P.
C.T.R.P

Episode Thirteen: TimesThree

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:49:07 PDT

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Playlist:
Hall and Oates - Out of Touch
LL Cool J - Doin' It
Skid Row - 18 to Life (Live from Wembley Stadium)

First-Annual CTRP Auxiliary Podcast

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:49:42 PST

Celebrating the highs and lows of the Clarence Thomas Radio Programme during a relatively innocuous snow day. Belligerence and humor ensure during a multi-hour retrospective/drink off featuring Secaucus's finest minds.

Playlist:

A whole bunch of Autechre
Andrew Bird
uhh
INXS
Nico Muhly
Olivier Messiaen
Karlheinz Stockhausen
Beastie Boys
a many more

Plus:
A Call to Listener Eric D.
A Liquor Store Run
A Live Steve Kolar Meltdown

Episode Twelve: Hey, Buck-O, Get In There!

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 16:12:50 PST

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Playlist:
Coldplay - Talk
Notorious B.I.G feat. Bone: Thugs-n-Harmony - Notorious Thugs
Kraftwerk - Computer Love

Topics Topics Topics

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 07:28:41 PST

THIS SUNDAY, on "THE CLARENCE THOMAS RADIO PROGRAMME"...

We will discuss our TOP FIVE FAVORITE SPORTS SCANDALS OF ALL TIME. This show will certainly spark some debate around the BlogoSphere, so we would like to receive some input from YOU, dear listener!!!

Please leave us a comment and WE WILL DISCUSS IT ON THE AIR. Guaranteed!!!

Signed,

Clarence Thomas Radio Programme Staff

Just so everybody is absolutely clear on this...

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:12:40 PST

Yes, this actually happened.

Episode Eleven: The Academy Awards

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:25:42 PST

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Playlist:
Looking Glass - Brandy
Mamas and the Papas - California Dreamin'
Drake - Unstoppable

Show Tomorrow!

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:20:44 PST

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Episode Ten: Circus Seals and Skeleton

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 20:00:43 PST

Hammer's Pick of the Week (02/15)

noreply@blogger.com (The Yellow Chair) — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 08:15:05 PST

Belen Rodriguez

It appears Ms. Rodriguez has a certain connection to the Italian national soccer team. I'm sure Hammer will discuss this connection -- as well as various other gripes and happenings in the sports world -- on today's podcast.

STAY TUNED!