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Oil Paintings, beautiful

2010-11-18T08:06:00.001-08:00

Absolutely stunning hyper realist oil paintings by Pedro Campos. The images look so photographic!

Pictures to make you smile

2010-09-26T05:05:00.000-07:00

Some bizarre things happened

2010-09-26T04:50:00.001-07:00

Office Theory

2010-09-24T06:35:00.000-07:00

Scenes that are not seen everyday

2010-09-24T06:20:00.001-07:00

Fondling In Bed

2010-09-19T20:38:00.001-07:00

Some of the Lucky Animals

2010-09-17T00:51:00.000-07:00

GRANDPARENT'S ANSWERING MACHINE

2010-09-17T00:36:00.001-07:00

GRANDPARENT'S ANSWERING MACHINEGood morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, pleaseLeave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeeeeppppppp........If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is. If you need us to stay with the children, press 2 If you want to borrow the car, press 3 If you want us to wash your

Auto Insurance- Reducing Your Auto Insurance Premium with Easy Steps

2010-09-16T07:55:00.000-07:00

A major issue that we all have to deal with at some point in time in our lives is over-priced automotive insurance premiums. It can seem so hard to find a well-established, reputable insurance company to have your policy through that will offer you affordable auto insurance. There are some things that if you are aware of them, can help you to achieve the outcome you are looking for. One thing

Having a Bad Day?

2010-09-16T07:40:00.000-07:00

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.Still think you are having a Bad Day????A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen

True Facts Of Life

2010-09-16T07:25:00.000-07:00

Even when opportunity knocks, you still have to get off your ass and open the door.Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.There is great need for a sarcasm font.I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.Bad decisions make good stories.You never know when

Awesome Pictures of Alaska

2010-09-16T07:10:00.000-07:00

Stickers and Posters with the Ability of Fooling People

2010-09-16T06:55:00.000-07:00

Definitions of Designations:

2010-09-16T06:40:00.000-07:00

* Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.* Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.* Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.* Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.* Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman

The Mistress

2010-09-16T06:25:00.000-07:00

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away.His wife glares at him and says, “Who the hell was that?”“Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.”“Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve had enough, I want a divorce.”“I can

Jackpot

2010-09-16T06:10:00.000-07:00

Ned was down on his luck in Las Vegas. He had gambled away all his money and had to borrow a dime from another gambler just to use the men's room. The stall happened to be open, so he used the dime in a slot machine and hit the jackpot. He took his winnings and went to the blackjack table and turned his small winnings into ten million dollars.Wealthy beyond his wildest dreams, Ned went on the

Redneck Mom's Letter To Son

2010-09-16T05:55:00.000-07:00

Dear Son,I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved.Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with 'em for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.This place has a washing

Photshop Fail

2010-09-16T05:40:00.000-07:00

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Reason why girls shouldn't Drink

2010-09-16T05:25:00.000-07:00

Strangest Planes in the World

2010-09-16T05:10:00.000-07:00

How most of company got there name

2010-09-16T04:55:00.000-07:00

Mercedes:This was actually financier's daughter's nameAdobe:This came from the name of the riverAdobe Creek that ran behind the house of founder John WarnockApple Computers:It was the favourite fruit of founder Steve Jobbs. He was three months late for filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5

What happen when you get a wrong number

2010-09-16T04:40:00.000-07:00

A man checks into a hotel while on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you’re calling for a cab.He popped into a phone booth in the Hub near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Candice, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair

RIP humour

2010-09-16T04:25:00.000-07:00

Elderly Men Think Fast

2010-09-16T04:10:00.000-07:00

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some

People Just Love President Obama

2010-09-16T03:55:00.000-07:00

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.~Conan O'BrienAmerica needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.~Jay LenoQ: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?A: A fund raiser.~Jay LenoThe liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be