Epic Carnival

The Grand Finale: Stand, Chug & Scorch

2009-07-13T15:30:00.010-04:00

Patriot Girls make you stand at attentionFrankie Hejduk continues to chug beers with Columbus Crew fansErotic funny imagesMy favorite news reporter, Pilar RubioAmerican beer consumption per capitaYou named it what?Hot girls can quickly make golf a sexy, sexy sportMetal Gear Solid: The children's bookBill Burr stumps us: Why do people still get married?Wrestling babe Christy Hemme is scorching

Today's Carnival Princess: Emmanuelle Chriqui

2009-07-13T15:00:00.002-04:00

As you read earlier today here (in case you missed the show) Entourage had it's season premiere this past weekend. And since that happened, they had a little party to celebrate the occurrence. At this party was one Emmanuelle Chriqui. And seeing as how she is, in fact, Emmanuelle Chriqui, and looks like Emmanuelle Chriqui, she is automatically awarded today's title of Epic Carnival Princess. It

Brutal garbage can prank

2009-07-13T14:30:00.001-04:00

These little bastards filled an entire garbage can full of water, leaned it against this poor guy's door, and rang the bell. Ahh, today's youth, at least it wasn't a flaming bag of sh*t, sir.

25 awesome futuristic concept cars

2009-07-13T14:00:00.001-04:00

Nobody should have to suffer through the experience of driving a Dodge Neon, Geo Metro or Chevy Cavalier yet millions of American own these vehicular "I have no credit and I'm probably bad in bed" cars. And why do so many hot girls drive Honda Accords? That's always confused me.

The Sixers cheerleaders held auditions

2009-07-13T13:00:00.002-04:00

If the Sixers can get just a few of the rejects from the Eagles (the hottest cheerleaders around) they'll have one hell of a dance team. Lucky for us, they shot a bunch of video of their auditions...Wouldn't it be a better world if all cheerleading squads shot video like this?

Boobs and Red Bull

2009-07-13T12:30:00.003-04:00

Warning: While the Red Bull will make you feel alert, the alcohol will decrease your reaction time AND your ability to judge how drunk you are. It also might lead to situations like this...

Carmen Electra promotes The Crazy Horse with her money makers

2009-07-13T12:00:00.002-04:00

I'm pretty sure that Carmen Electra's boob salad could sell a Philly Cheesesteak to the bat shit crazy president of PETA. I learned that from a homeless guy one time when I was in Atlanta. That's pretty impressive when you think about it.

Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett: It's gonna be a fun ride

2009-07-13T11:00:00.003-04:00

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett had their honeymoon, spending some time on the beach, and the fact that Kendra is sporting a bikini despite an obvious baby bump was just a little precursor to what's yet to come with these two. Should be fun, to say the least. Let's just hope Kendra knows when to say when with the bikinis before she pulls a Laetitia Casta.

Intermission: Do a little dance

2009-07-13T10:30:00.004-04:00

Kate Moss topless cha-cha-chaBlake Lively & Leighton Meester put us in cardiac arrestEconomic Stimulus Package: NBA StylePeople you are guaranteed to meet at Wrigley FieldMarisa Miller gets naked in GQ for real this timeThe Home Run Derby Drinking Game15 painful looking Parkour accidentsThe ultimate Home Run Derby of all-timeThe Gatti case proves abstinence might be the answerHome Run Derby Trivia

Becks & Posh sell you underwear: The video version

2009-07-13T10:00:00.004-04:00

Remember last week when I posted some pics of David Beckham and his wife Victoria in yet another round of underwear advertising? Well, apparently there is a video version of the whole spectacle. And I present it to you here... enjoy...

One dead, nine injured in Pamplona Bull Run

2009-07-13T09:30:00.003-04:00

A charging bull gored a young Spanish man to death at Pamplona's San Fermin festival, earlier this week, the first such fatality in nearly 15 years. Nine others were injured in a particularly dangerous and chaotic chapter of the running of the bulls.

The 44 hottest women of Entourage

2009-07-13T09:00:00.000-04:00

Like Beverly Hills: 90210 was for the 90's, Entourage is the go-to gig for newbie Hollywood hotties looking to launch their careers... So to highlight the show's true awesomeness, we've compiled the ultimate list of all the sexiest ladies to appear on Entourage, ever.

Kim Kardashian starts things

2009-07-13T08:00:00.003-04:00

In the past three days I have seen Kim Kardashian at the Aces & Angels Celebrity Poker Party in Beverly Hills, hosting Three-O Vodka's New "Bubble" Flavor Launch Party, and waving flags at the Bullrun Rally 2009 Green Flag Rally Start. This bitch is the most famous nobody in the history of nobodies. The only thing that shocked me about all this is that Reggie Bush was nowhere to be found. That

Megan Fox + Tight jeans = Good weekend

2009-07-13T07:30:00.004-04:00

Here are a few pics of super hot Megan Fox working the tight jeans. I sound kind of redundant when I say super hot and Megan Fox in the same sentence... much like saying the terrible tornado or the diseased Paris Hilton.

The most awesome U-turn you will ever see

2009-07-13T07:00:00.005-04:00

Here's a video of some rich a-hole showing off his drifting/u-turn prowess with a Ferrari in Saudi Arabia. Now I'm just wonder if my Ford Escort can pull a similar move?

Your UFC 100 Betting Preview

2009-07-10T18:30:00.003-04:00

by Jim Murphy, The Savage ScienceFirst of all, if you're not going to sweat the $50 to watch UFC 100 live on your TV set or—the more likely scenario with the EC readership—you're incarcerated and can't get PPVs in prison make sure to follow the round by round coverage UFC 100 LIVE AT THE SAVAGE SCIENCE.Lines are from the highly respected Internet sports book Sports-1.FRANK MIR VS. BROCK LESNARIn

The Grand Finale: Duels, Tests & Porn

2009-07-10T15:30:00.004-04:00

Manliness of Yesteryear - The DuelJennifer Aniston nipple slips tooMiss COED: Dana AllenThe strangest pregnancy test you'll ever seeThe 20 most badass video game cosplay costumes everMore random skanky girlsImpressive Carla Gugino photo compilationRomantics looking for love or drunks looking for sex?A hot chick dressed up as a bunnyPlease send porn...Monica Cruz pushes all the right

Today's Carnival Princess: Emma Watson

2009-07-10T15:00:00.005-04:00

Some day Emma Watson is going to stop doing Harry Potter roles and have to dig deeper into her arsenal if she wants to continue acting (she won't need the money though). The fact that we were given the rare opportunity to watch a nubile young lady come of age on screen was a nice treat though, so for that we award her the title of Today's Epic Carnival Princess.

A (porn?) prospect in the Detroit Tigers organization

2009-07-10T14:30:00.002-04:00

What a great mid-1970's porn name - Furbush. Chastity Furbush? Becky Furbush? Jenna Furbush? Jesse Jane Furbush? Tasty Furbush? This name would even make for some great porn video names. Bustin' Furbush...

Victoria Silvstedt must work out

2009-07-10T14:00:00.002-04:00

So this is what summer looks like in places that actually get sun, huh? Now I know why I don't have 38C Swedish models in bikinis walking around my neighborhood.

Danielle Lloyd likes the Harry Potter

2009-07-10T13:00:00.003-04:00

Being the important WAG that she is, Danielle Lloyd attended the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince premiere in London. Because Lord knows, a movie premiere in London just isn't complete without the dethroned former Miss Britain being in attendance to provide her special brand of whatever it is she does...

The Player's Ball: Eight NFL bad boys

2009-07-10T12:30:00.002-04:00

For whatever reason, an inordinate number of NFL ballers have been running afoul of the law lately. Despite having millions at their disposal and scores of minions lining up to do their bidding, these pampered alpha males feel compelled to let their bad boy flags fly. Let's call this "Donte' and Vick Plus Six."

The 50 most bizarre Google Earth images

2009-07-10T12:00:00.002-04:00

Whether you like it or not, there is always a satellite camera watching you and the government can track your specific location through your cell phone at all times.

Steffi Graf shows us her bikini body

2009-07-10T11:00:00.002-04:00

Back in the day, Andre Agassi's wife Steffi Graf had one of the best butterfaces around. Oh yeah, she was also a pretty good tennis player. But it's been several years since she played so it's interesting to see how she's maintained that physique. Not bad. Not great, but not bad...

Intermission: Be nice...

2009-07-10T10:30:00.004-04:00

Ways to be a gentleman in the 21st centuryAnd I thought cycling was easy...Where Marcin Gortat making $34 million happensDenise Milani digs the black bustierLarry Bird prefers white peopleMark Wahlberg's first pitch hits fan in the buttDavid Cone on Sotomayor's Character Witness ListGreat achievements in back hairI still heart Keeley Hazell