Erect me if you can.

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 19:31:00 +0000

last friday i watched peep show starring my dream job. now i feel impotent still not being able to squeeze its tits

please please please

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 20:12:00 +0000

вот под этот трек надо идти из московских гостей яростно напившись
элегантно уговаривая собственную походку быть постройнее
с блуждающей улыбкой на лице потому что посыпавшийся снег на наконец умолкнувший город показался таким офигительно красивым

ouch

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 11:20:00 +0000

fuel

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 11:18:00 +0000

Friday night after a pretty good dose of red wine with a girlfriend I got back home late to discover that I still can do translation on MEN UNDERWEAR (for work, otherwise I`d better check out the subject in live) till 3 a.m. WOW

something`s gotta give

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 07:59:00 +0000

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 10:06:00 +0000

I love BB and absolutely indifferent to MM.

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 19:43:00 +0000

these shots 1) are utterly and universally feminine 2) personal and inspirational for me.
people say one can watch fire and how others work endlessly. Bullshit!
I could do these two (eat pasta& drink wine and be with own children).

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 13:06:00 +0000

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 12:29:00 +0000

he - I don`t have your number

me - 8**********

he - great. now I`ll masturbate to it.

(Theo kneeing in front of the Marlene Dietrich masturbates while being watched by Isabelle and Matthew - "The dreamers" by Bertolucci)

Saturday delight - Irina Dubtsova, Russian singer

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 12:06:00 +0000

The whole set is HERE

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 11:38:00 +0000

when everyone around but me has dived into pancakes mayhem or shopping for presents (Woman`s day is on the corner) I`m doing my best not to get bored.

Do you know more music bands` names including some name +body part???
I know 2 - Van Gogh`s ear & Christ`s armpit...hm

Блины с икрой,ой

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 10:36:00 +0000

под визги краснощеких старых дев в кокошниках из городского парка (Maslenitsa) по совпадению стучу перевод "Gays and drag queens come and help out and become very involved in Rio Carnival. For everyone, this is a time to come together as a whole and have fun together." (который проходит тоже перед Великим постом как и наши гулянья на Масленицу).

Второе мне опять ближе!

shop till we drop

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 04:11:00 +0000

"If she can’t afford it, she won’t buy it. If it doesn’t fit (or make her feel good, or flaunt what she’s got), she won’t wear it. If she can’t find it, she won’t compromise. If she loves it, she won’t toss it. She reuses it, rethinks it, lets it age.

When a French girl shops, it isn’t a solitary act of buying something new. It’s part of a lifelong process of editing her environment, making small but meaningful additions to her home, her closet, her life.

When you shop like a French girl, you buy only one of anything – and make sure it’s the best quality you can afford."

Entre Nous: A Woman's Guide to Finding Her Inner French Girl

It`s sooo difficult for me to compromise while shopping (I mean with prices, desired models, colors)!
Do you have any specialshopping techniques or rules?

I love African women. Strange as it might seem...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 05:45:00 +0000

- 18 in Moscow

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 14:17:00 +0000

you are getting your ass frozen in this city... that makes me very, very unhappy.

Moscow poster

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 12:18:00 +0000

they certainly could not do without a bear

http://ilovedust.com/project/view/poster3

Things that make me happy.

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 12:06:00 +0000

So, does anyone kart?!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 09:06:00 +0000

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 15:00:00 +0000

BTW guys, the post below is equally applicable and useful for you!

And please please please give your tenderloins away;)

UPD Come on...

When Sally met Harry

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 14:41:00 +0000

This post is about WHAT&WHERE we, girls, could do after we have shopped, gone for a a swim with a friend, lunched with our folks, and finished the latest business update.
I.e. WHERE we can meet a man in Moscow and entertain ourselves as well.

First leave your big mission "find a boyfriend" at home, then try some new activity! The thing is to find the right environment, hobbies - with all that new people will emerge into your life themselves. In order to find and be found we should be somewhere out there, shouldn`t we?

1. Back to school

At various COURSES you can kill two birds with one stone - you can learn new language or skill (which can be just useful, or just a nice way to spend free time or even turn to your hobby) and you can meet new people!
Drop into any evening class at a language school - and you will see that there are enough guys in suits learning language for their jobs. So you should just find a school with the atmosphere you like - and give yourself a present of learning a new language, or get a more profound knowledge of some you already speak.

Spanish classes at Instituto Cervantes de Moscú are great, and quite a "fertile ground". Students do communicate a lot during pauses (on the balcony you can smoke and drink a coffee). The atmosphere is really relaxed, and they stick to communicative strategy during classes which definitely disposes to further informal communication after classes. All teachers and some stuff are native speakers. If you don`t speak Russian - you won`t have any trouble, classes are in Spanish from the very start and administration speak English.

French at Centre Culturel Francais de Moscou unfortunately don`t have any personal experience with it, so you have a chance to check it out! They are located in a nice place in the centre (between Kitaj-Gorod and Taganskaya), which I believe to be a benefit - it contributes to the whole process of studying!

German at Goethe-Institut Moscau

Italian at Centro Italiano di cultura

A good thing about learning language at first 3 above described places, is that they often have cultural events like exhibitions, concerts, performances - so you can mix up with people there and meet people from the country which language you are learning!

In addition to languages there are many more exciting things you can learn in Moscow. Like photography at Photoplay, or scriptwriting&storytelling at Cinemation_lab, or psychoanalysis at Studio of Psychoanalysis, or... Guys here have a good review and updated schedules for various courses in Moscow! Unfortunately it is only in Russian(

Great point about such courses is that you can be a complete amateur, or even never touched the topic and decided to take up for pure entertainment - you feel absolutely relaxed and easy there. They are meant to teach you, not in academic way - but in a way to make you fall in love or love even more some skill or profession. They also let you pick come special short time course on a particular subject - take psychoanalysis - you may be not in the topic - but there are some things that have always attracted you - so you can "find out more", but not reading a boring book or watching 3 hours documentary =)

And again - you meet loads of people!

2. LECTURES AND THE CITY.

A group of people at Theory&Practice promotes and publishes daily shedules for now trendy public lectures and workshops. T&P unites like minded people, confessing a new form of Entertainment - Edutainment.

They are doing a great job - you can find accurate announcemets and descriptions of lectures, seminars, workshops.
The only drawback is Russian only content.
The audience are male and female apprx.18-30. Surely the subject of an event determines the type and occupation of attendants. Mostly these are fashionable, brainy (and not very), active-minded young people.
So if language is not a problem for you - just find something at your taste and give it a try! Most lectures are free, but some have admission fee, usually they mention it in the announcement.

3. If you get not enough adrenaline and competition sense - why don`t you try KARTING?

You can fetch a few colleagues to build a team, or a friend and race with others. The environment is sexier than we think (imagining ourselves to look more like Yurij Gagarin than an attractive women). A woman within a traditional "male" hard balls environment is very spicy! Even if you fail to meet someone, you will never regret the money spent! It`s a good stress reliever and endorphins source!

4. DANCE ME to the end of love...

Another thing which I`ve thought of is dancing! You know that at the disco it`s always easy to speak up to someone you fancy - eye contact, smooth moves - voilà !

You can sign up for classes at a dancing school and later show your results on the dance floor or just show up at places where people come for dancing.

Do you swing? - here they teach swing& boogie-woogie, there are parties and special dance events.

Cheer up and release your energy;)

Dance Studio by World Class this spacious studio operates as a fitness club - you get a monthly pass and can dance till you drop) Though location is not the best one(

GallaDance

Academy of dance

Vortex Dance they have Capoeira classes

Moscow center of contemporary dance

Moscow night clubs where guests dance (latino mainly) and your risk to get swayed into dance is high:

Papa`s place - each Tuesday Latino parties!

Karma Bar - Salsa parties with master-classes each Friday and Saturday.

Pancho Villa (Mexican restaurant) - Latino parties all week long except for Tuesday. On Sunday at 8.30 pm Latino dance class.
Tunnel - each Wednesday Latino party from 9 p.m.

And how do you go out? And what do you think about Russian parties comparing to those back in your country? Is there anything striking about the way Russian men behave during first contact? Hm?

And if there are men reading it - how do YOU go out in Moscow? so that we know for sure where to find you...=)

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 16:13:00 +0000

I`ll be off for a couple of days, meanwhile have a good start of the week and meet the most appetizing Russian anchorwoman!

Thanks for staying with me :)

Slippery ground

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 05:41:00 +0000

So guys, to meet GOOD STUDENTs and OFFICE GIRLs and other sporties we`ll need to sweat a trifle.
Moscow girls love skating, what is good - they love doing it on their own or joined by a girlfriend :) So I`ve picked out for you a few worth rinks (while the weather still permits).
Click on the rink name for its location.
Have a smooth ride!

Hermitage Garden

Romantic and fashionable (not TOO) atmosphere, a lot of people come rather for socializing than skating. There is a chance to bump into some celebrity. Bar with hot wine and snacks available.

Mon-Fr 12.00 - 23.00, weekends 10.00 - 23.00.
Fee – 200 rub, weekends – 250 rub.
Skates rental– 200 per hour.

Ice Skating Rink on Red Square in front of the GUM. Quite a spectacular amusement! Cons - reasonably popular with families, foreign tourists and "guest" from small cities - maybe not your target audience.

Mon - Sun 10.00-23.00.
Fee weekdays: 10.00-16.00 - 250 rub; 16.00-23.00 - 350 rub.
Weekend fee: 10.00 - 14.00 - 350 rub.; 14.00 - 23.00 - 500 rub.
Skates rental 250 rub., deposit 2000 rub. or driving license.
Instructor 1000 rub.

There is sessions schedule (between them they clean/refresh the ice).

Sessions
10:00 — 11:20
12:00 — 13:20
14:00 — 15:20
16:00 — 17:20
18:00 — 19:20
20:00 — 21:20
22:00 — 23:20

Ice Skating Rink at Petrovka aka "French Ice Skating Rink" The oldest traditional Moscow ice rink.

Mon - Fr. 14.00-22.00, Weekend 11.00-0.00.
Fee: weekdays - 150 rub., weekends - 250 р.

Skates rental: 150 rub. per hour, Deposit - 1000 р. or driving license.
Hockey stick + puck rental : 100 rub. per hour.

Gorky Park's ice skating rink The biggest open air rink (paths through the park, pond are iced for skating). Popular for its ice disco, complete with music and ice. The environment is far from intimate, if you are a loose skater can be overwhelmed by the number of people. Though everybody is quite friendly, and the atmosphere is cheerful. Various cafes availabale. I would suggest this rink rather for taking your GF out, than meeting one (you two will never get bored at least staring at people)).

Mon - Sun 10.00-22.00.
Fee: - 100 rub,

Skates rental (opent till 21.00) - 150 rub. per hour, deposit - 1000 rub + passport

Mind that queues for rental can be tiresome, so it makes sense to come with your own pair...

Bonus: you can combine skating with a visit to Central House of Artists (one of the biggest indoor exhibition space), which is just opposite the park.

Sokolniki park`s ice skating rink - usual park ice rink, relaxed, within natural surrounding. Makes sense if you live in this area and want to meet your she-neighbour.

Park entry fee - 50 rub.
Skates rental - 150 rub per hour.

"New League" ice skating rink - popular for ice quality (+ NO weather dependent, since the ice is artificial), so most of those who come here come actually for skating. There is not much to see or do in the area around.
In the evening the place is especially "cosy", there are small cafes around the rink.

Weekends - 11.00 - 23.00
On weekdays after lunchtime you`ll have to share the space with skating school classes.
Fee
Mon-Thur – 150 rub
Fr - Sun and holidays – 250 rub.
Skates rental – 150 rub. per hour.

4 Russian free dating sites with English interface, personal choice.

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 05:31:00 +0000

I`ll do without a long foreplay about Web-dating virtues.
I personally met my bf and best male friends exactly there (as a bonus occasional "cup of coffee-movies-sex-shopping-taking the dog out-whatever companions).

Following Moscow girls` guide I`ve picked out for you Russian free Internet dating sites with ENGLISH interface available (not "russian brides" crap). Find the links after the jump.
Don`t be taken aback by their messy design!

1. Vkontakte
This is copy-paste of Facebook, but much more user-friendly in respect of people search. It`s much stronger dating tint than FB. And it`s a common practice to add random people (girls) as friends and send messages.

First you need to register, at the very bottom of the main page you can find English language which you can switch to in case the page opened in Russian.

Once you`ve created your profile, go for PEOPLE at the top of the page.

Once you clicked PEOPLE, a Search page is opened. Here you can find various filters.

Have fun!:)

2. Mamba
It`s the oldest and the most popular dating site. So you can trust it as anything time-proven!
In the right top corner you can switch to English.

3. Loveplanet
Another trustworthy site with a huge profile heritage.

4. Gdate
A relatively young dating service. The principle is usual - you register, type in search criteria and partner-hunting starts! ) This one has English and German versions (switch languages in the bottom right corner of the page).

Saturday delight.

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 02:57:00 +0000

This post has little to do with pulpy and ripe tangerines. Get your portion of Saturday delight after the jump!

I told you so...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 03:52:00 +0000

In my post I carefully described "HOITY TOITY" girls (or pussy style a friend of mine once referred to them).
Check out this for "more details" - Girls from Russian social networks.