Eric the Ungrateful Midget

Gary owns Eric the Midget

admin — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:26:30 +0000

I tuned in this morning to her more complaining from Eric the Midget. Eric was trying to make Artie feel bad about canceling his appearance, even though none of it was Eric’s business.

For some reason, Eric’s ungrateful attitude really set Gary off this morning. Gary started laying into Eric telling him that there were plenty of other handicapped people who earned money instead of sitting on their asses and complaining. The photo of Artie that Eric had been selling was brought up, and Eric deflected when Gary called him out on selling the photo without Artie’s permission. Eric claimed that he didn’t even own the site that the photo was being sold on, which most people know is just a way for Eric to evade the SIS regulations.

Eric eventually hung up after Gary berated him further. Way to go bababooey!

Ack Ack, Bye for now…

No Christmas for Eric the Midget

admin — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:28:48 +0000

I didn’t catch all of this so maybe someone could help me out. I was listening to the wrap up show and it sounded like Eric called in to complain about how Artie wasn’t going to do the show in Sacramento. It sounded like Eric was counting on the money from the show to buy his family Christmas presents.

I know how Eric can make some money for the holidays. He should go to the Mall and get a seasonal job being one of Santa’s elves.

Eric the Geographer

admin — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:10:40 +0000

Ever read Eric the Midget’s twitter feed? You should because it’s comedy gold. Aside from the constant complaining about how SSI doesn’t give him enough money for vacations (wow, I feel soooo bad) you can find gems like the one below:

Just incase Eric decides to visit, here’s something you might want to check out: Geography

Eric the Midget gets Sunny Lane to Call In

admin — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:12:39 +0000

Eric was able to get bunny ranch girl, Sunny Lane to call into the show for the “Out-produce Gary” contest. Howard wasn’t too impressed with Eric’s call guest, but he decided to talk to her anyway. Howard asked Eric if he would like to get with Sunny, but Sunny promptly shut him down stating that they were “good friends”.

The other news that was reported by Howard 100 was that Eric might miss his stand-up event with Artie because of some health issue. According to the report, Eric needs to have an operation to remove some fluid from his heart. Sounds scary. Normally I would poke fun, but in this case I only wish the best for Eric and hope he returns to good health.

Ack Ack, bye for now…

Eric the Midget Bucket List Update

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:34:50 +0000

Sounds like Eric’s going to cross one thing off of his bucket list. Artie is going to let Eric do a bit of stand-up on December 11st in San Diego. More details to follow!

Ack Ack Bye for now..

Eric the Midget’s Bucket List

admin — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 20:51:42 +0000

I guess Eric’s recent health issues have given him a reason to come up with a bucket list. Hang in there little guy. Here’s Eric’s top 5 bucket list items as reported by Steve Langford:

Run for Governor of California
Get Dougie the Puggy published
Get on a TV show
Do some stand-up comedy (the “stand-up” part might be hard if u ask me)
Meet Kelly Clarkson

Seems like a decent list to me, but I for one want Eric to LIVE

Ack, ack, bye for now

Eric the Turkey?

admin — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:39:38 +0000

So I completely missed this yesterday, but thanks to one of our commentors, you won’t. Yesterday Robin did a story about a father that shot his son while turkey hunting. You can view the story here. I guess Howard made a joke about Eric’s parents making the same mistake. Whoops! That set the little midget off and he left Howard an angry voice message about how his parent’s had never mistaken him for a turkey. Maybe If I get some extra time I’ll make a nice Eric the Turkey in photoshop.

Gobble Gobble, errr Ack Ack Bye for now!

Eric’s back from “Vacation”

admin — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:01:04 +0000

Eric’s back! Yesterday Eric called in after his one month hiatus. Eric told Howard that part of the reason he had been gone was because of the “vacation” he took with his family. Howard told Eric that in order to be on vacation he had to have a job to take a vacation from first.

Eric said that the other reason he hadn’t been calling in as much was because of his deterorating health. According to Eric’s doctor, waiting on hold for long periods of time has caused Eric a great deal of stress and has affected his respitory system or something to that effect. This prompted Eric to leave a voice mail for Gary ahead of time, telling Gary that he was planning on calling in and asking not to be on hold for so long.

Here’s a crazy idea Eric, why not just hang up? Do you really need to wait on the phone all day?

Eric back From Vacation Yet?

admin — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:54:19 +0000

I know Stern was out last week, but I thought the little guy would’ve called in by now. Anyone know where he is?

Hey Eric

admin — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:52:27 +0000

If the comment below is really from you, contact me again and give me a good way to get in touch with you. Then we can get down to business. Bye for now..

This is Eric himself. Take this shitty site down now or I will make sure it goes down. You fucking idiot stop putting words on your this worthless ass site that I never ever said you shithead. I never said this at all. “or Im a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. I think I’d do good on a reality show with my computer.” Get your fucking hearing checked or maybe get a fucking brain.