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satiricdances: Russet by ~Dragonap

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 14:32:43 -0400

satiricdances:

Russet by ~Dragonap

Moments after these tweets, @Ink2flashyy and four others were...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 14:30:20 -0400

Moments after these tweets, @Ink2flashyy and four others were killed when their car ran a red light.

How I Know I Love You

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 13:12:00 -0400

I know I love you because I want to get you soup when you’re sick. Not only do I want to get it for you, I want to make it for you so you can eat something made with love instead of with crushed insects and preservatives. I know I love you because I want to slap anyone who hurts you, even if it’s your boss. I want to hold you when you’re having a nightmare and kiss the spot that hurts when you bump into something. I know I love you because I want you to be healthy even when you’re not sick, and that’s why I keep bugging you to change your crappy eating ways even though I know you’re over hearing about it.

I know I love you because I worry about the stuff only people who love you worry about, like the amount of quality sleep you get a night and how much you drink when you’re sad and whether you’re getting enough vitamin B. Like probably more than your mom does, I’m not sure she especially cares about vitamin B. I know I love you because I freak out when you’re obviously disintegrating yet too stubborn and too “I’m fine” to actually go to the doctor, even though I do that sort of thing myself.

I know I love you because I think you’re beautiful even when you’re not. And I don’t mean good-looking, I mean beautiful, beautiful like there’s something pervasive and magnetic about you that comes through even when you look positively bad. I think you’re beautiful even when you’re hungover and puking your guts out, covered in hives, or when half your face is purple and swollen because you decided to cosplay Fight Club and punched yourself in the eye too hard. I know I love you because I think you’re beautiful even when you’re wearing Crocs and that’s no small accomplishment.

I know I love you because I can’t abandon you, not even when you’re being a dick. Not even when you’re being ten dicks. Normally I don’t put up with that sort of behavior but I love you and I understand you’re stressed or frustrated or PMS-y so I’ll let it slide for a little bit. But I also love you enough to call you out on it when it gets to be too much. I know I love you because only people who love you care to say something about your bad behavior instead of saying nothing and just calling you an asshole behind your back.

I know I love you because I want to listen, I really do. I don’t have anywhere to be that can’t wait for a while and I’m not checking my phone, in fact turned it off and buried it in the cushions the moment you said you needed me. I’m here for you and that other thing can wait.

I know I love you because I’m truly concerned with how your life turns out. It’s not just that I want you to “be happy” or attain that vague self-helpy “inner peace” bullshit we’re all supposed to aspire toward, I want you to express yourself and be fulfilled and feel like you’re living life for a good reason, not just passing the time. I want everything to work out for you the way it should and I want to be there for it, occasionally with champagne.

And I’m genuinely convinced that I love you because I want to do things for you that I don’t want to do for anyone, ever. Examples: I’ll babysit your loud sticky children when you have them. I’ll bring you ice water and take care of you when you eat too much ecstasy like an idiot. I’ll even stand there patiently with a video camera as you attach piranhas to your nipples when you’re broke and trying to get on Jackass, all that and more. That’s how I know I love you, and I hope you know it too.

By Mila Jaroniec

videohall: Cat receiving signals from another planet >...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:42:05 -0400

[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]

videohall:

Cat receiving signals from another planet

> Pretty sure that’s morse code for iadhjfioajfgy

retropopcult: The Warriors (1979) Btw, kids of the 80s, know...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 10:53:00 -0400

retropopcult:

The Warriors (1979)

Btw, kids of the 80s, know who was in this? Ricardo from The Bloodhound Gang. Not the musicians, the detectives at the end of 3-2-1 Contact. Unfortunately, Marcelino Sánchez died in 1986 of AIDS-related cancer. (AIDS-related cancer? Jesus, that’s a harsh double-whammy.)

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Tue, 04 Sep 2012 10:30:08 -0400

Gustav Klimt

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 10:04:22 -0400

Gustav Klimt

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Tue, 04 Sep 2012 09:45:35 -0400

I just love reading about people who consider themselves reclusive because they’re not...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 09:39:39 -0400

I just love reading about people who consider themselves reclusive because they’re not partying like it’s spring break every weekend. It’s like hearing people say “Omg I’m soooo broke, fml” because they have less than $1000 in their savings account or they’ve already gone through all the cash the ATM gave them that day.

Sometimes I get kind of lonely, even though my isolation is self-imposed, and I poke around on the web looking for the thoughts of other “recluses” to help me feel like I’m not totally insane or alone in my lifestyle. But when you’ve talked to exactly one other person in the last month, haven’t been out of the apartment in 8 days, and your phone has been unused for…god, I don’t even know how long now; when things are like that, hearing people talk about what hermits they are because other than going to work/school every day and bowling on Saturdays and a few social events at night they’re suuuuuuuuuch a loner…. yeah well, it makes me feel really REALLY alone. Like, damn… I really am off the bell curve on the crazy charts.

barackobama: When the President needs something done, here’s...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 21:44:40 -0400

barackobama:

When the President needs something done, here’s who he turns to.

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Mon, 03 Sep 2012 00:01:06 -0400

Where the Power lies. by *UiiZaelic

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 19:02:34 -0400

Where the Power lies. by *UiiZaelic

Colourflow in Mind X by ~Colourcake

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 18:39:01 -0400

Colourflow in Mind X by ~Colourcake

How to draw a 3D hand!

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 18:33:00 -0400

How to draw a 3D hand!

In The Garden by *Myrret

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 18:17:08 -0400

In The Garden by *Myrret

"Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great..."

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 17:51:35 -0400

“Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on earth.”

- Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment (via nirvikalpa)

learn to fly…. by *kokoszkaa

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 17:29:12 -0400

learn to fly…. by *kokoszkaa

I’ve loved this little animation for years. =)

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 17:25:00 -0400

I’ve loved this little animation for years. =)

Color creatures by ~Sentai-Kaji

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 17:15:12 -0400

Color creatures by ~Sentai-Kaji

The Eye of OM by ~TheOMFish

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 17:11:00 -0400

The Eye of OM by ~TheOMFish