Erotic Syn

Sad Syn

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 19:21:00 +0000

Oh my gosh. The BEST vibrator in the world is broke...and I don't know why. I was going through the drawer looking for something (no, not a vibrator) and when I picked it up to move it out of the way, pieces fell off of the sliding on/off switch and around it. The plastic just broke apart.

It was called The Eroscillator. The one I have is about 20 years old and cost over $100 at the time and it was, literally, was the best vibe ever. Seriously, you could NOT avoid orgasm with this thing even if it is difficult for you to reach orgasm - - this thing does the job. Probably because it was a plug-in...packed quite the power in that little end.

Guess it's time to see what else is new on the market. I wonder if the Bundle Infrared Electric Massager is any good. Ack. I had money to burn way back when but don't anymore. I guess I better look up reviews for this thing and see how it performs.

I did find the updated version to my 20 year old friend called The Eroscillator 2 Deluxe Massager. At $170, it's just not in my budget. Maybe some Loctite glue will fix mine...

Biology Class Exam

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 16:40:00 +0000

Biology Class - final exam.*

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

1.) It is perfect formula for the child.

2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3.) It is always the right temperature.

4.) It is inexpensive.

5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...

7.) It comes in 2 cute containers.

He got an A.

Newly Married vs. 15 Years of Marriage

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 16:36:00 +0000

The difference between newly married and married for 15 years is...

When you are first married and come home with a car full of groceries, your husband gets up and helps you carry them all in.
When you've been married almost 15 years and come home with a car full of groceries, your husband doesn't bother to get up and help you carry the groceries in.

The sex is still good as ever...but if he doesn't want to get up and help me bring in the weekly groceries for six, he won't be getting any until I'm not mad about it anymore. Just saying.

Porn & Prostitution Legalities

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 12:06:00 +0000

I came across this online this morning surfing the internet and it sparked my interest. I never thought of this topic in this way before.

If having sex for money is illegal (prostitutes), why isn't having sex on camera for money (referring to porn)?

Answer: As the law sees it, "a prostitute gets paid for sex, but a porn star has sex for free and exercises her First Amendment right to express herself. But she charges for it to be filmed."

So if a prostitute takes a camera with her to film herself with her johns, and claims she was being paid for the filming instead of the act of sex, she's legal. ?

Should prostitution be legal?

Answer: As the law sees it, "a prostitute gets paid for sex, but a porn star has sex for free and exercises her First Amendment right to express herself. But she charges for it to be filmed."

Spit During Sex

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Sun, 02 May 2010 04:54:00 +0000

What is with all the spitting and drooling during sex? Is that supposed to be a turn-on to have spit hanging down from your mouth onto his pecker? It seems like all the newer xxx videos have spitting and drooling. It makes me want to gag. I actually have to turn my head and not look.

I know since having kids, my gag reflex is a lot more sensitive than it used to be but I'm not sure that even before kids, if this would've been something I'd ever want to do.

Cool Sex Fact

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:58:00 +0000

According to this cool sex fact I came across (on an app on my cell phone), 70% of sex toys are made in China.

Great, we're sticking lead up our coochies. Nice.

Reciprocal Links Page

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 19:08:00 +0000

If you'd like to exchange links, let me know!

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Sex Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 10:22:00 +0000

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

~ Woody Allen

How Long Should Sex Last?

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 01:49:00 +0000

According to a survey by United States and Canadian Sex Therapists, sex doesn't have to last as long as you may think to be "satisfactory". So are the people who talk about "going all night long" lying?

Researchers from Penn State University (Eric Corty and Jenay Guardiani) spoke to Sex Therapy and Research members. These members were professionals (physicians, therapists, nurses, psychologists, etc.) who have seen thousands of patients over their years working.

The results of the survey were as follows for sexual intercourse (penetration to ejaculation):

1-2 Minutes: Too Short
3 - 7 Minutes: Adequate
7 - 13 Minutes: Desireable
10 - 13 Minutes: Too Long

The survey was published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine.

Make the Girl Dance Video "Baby Baby Baby"

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Fri, 22 May 2009 01:00:00 +0000

I've forgotten most of my French so I can't tell you what they're saying in this video, Baby Baby Baby (Make the Girl Dance).

For Her Pleasure

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 03:23:00 +0000

I was in that in-between state of sleep…where you’re asleep but sort of aware. I was in that state where awareness could be a dream or reality. Given the extremely erotic feeling my cunt was quivering under, I was being woken up in the best way possible and hoping it wasn't a dream.

I had been spooned against my husband with my ass pushed into his pelvis when I felt a hand slide between us, a finger slide down the crack of my ass and then a finger dipping inside of my cunt in one quick swoop. A delicious quiver went through me as he worked his finger in and out of me several times. I went from sleep to wide awake and a juicy cunt just like that!

Out came the finger much to my dismay so I pushed my ass back into my husband’s pelvis, feeling a hard cock pressed into me, wanting to feel him inside of me, needing it. I wiggled my ass against him, inviting him in. He was just teasing me though.

He pushed against my back to roll me flat onto my stomach and covered my body with his. I felt his cock probing against my asshole while his tongue slid along the back of my neck before I felt teeth biting into that most sensitive spot on my neck from behind. I tried to push my hips up into him, giving him an open invitation to take me however he wanted. He wasn’t done teasing me yet.

I felt him slide down my body, tasting and kissing down my spine, giving me shivers, straddling my legs as he worked his way down. When he reached my lower back with his tongue, I held my breath waiting to see where he’d go or what he'd do next.

Moving over and grabbing the pillows nearby, he raised my hips up and slid a couple pillows underneath which raised my hips up slightly off the bed, leaving my ass raised a bit into the air. Pushing himself between my legs, he spread my legs wide enough for him to get comfortable. I was on display and feeling a little uncomfortable about it until he bent over and ran his tongue down my ass crack and swirled around my asshole. I felt my cunt heat up.

Using his fingers to spread my cunt lips, he ran his tongue down the slit before reaching inside for my juices. He knows I like a good tongue fucking and fuck me with his tongue he did! When he stopped briefly, I was wanton, whimpering and wanting to feel him inside of me again. Then I felt two fingers enter my pussy and I cried out. I was so wet; I soaked his fingers which was what he was looking for.

Removing his fingers from my pussy, he bent and licked at my juices while he slid one of his wet fingers around my asshole before slowly entering my ass, giving me time to adjust, giving me time to want more. Wiggling my hips a bit, I took his finger all the way into my ass while he tongued my clit. I was so close to orgasm. As I raised my hips as much as I could in that position, I fucked his finger, gyrating and lifting myself up.

Before I could cum, he pulled his finger out of my ass and raised himself up on his knees. After smacking my ass lightly, he bent over my back, pressing his cock against me while he bit down harder on the highly sensitive part of my neck. It was animalistic, like the wild jungle cat who bites the female’s neck to mate; very dominant and I loved it.

Removing the pillows, he turned me over. Putting his hands beneath my ass, he lifted my hips up off the bed and enthusiastically went back to eating my pussy. I felt like I was his feast and helpless under the erotic thrill he was bringing me and the orgasm I felt myself roaring towards. Lowering me to the bed, he continued to feast while he reached up and tugged on a nipple with enough bite to it to be a pleasant pain, sending me over the edge of the abyss I’d been teetering on. I fell apart, moan after moan, my pussy convulsing while his mouth prolonged my orgasm until I was crying from the pleasure.

Weak from the orgasm, I reached for him, wanting to bring him to me, bring him into me. Tugging lightly on his hair, I tried to raise him up from between my legs but he was swirling his tongue around my clit and I was once again lost in feeling. Taking a couple fingers, he slapped lightly at my clit, watching my reaction. I spread my legs wider for him in blatant invitation to do what he wanted.

Dipping his head low again, I felt two fingers enter my pussy while his mouth found the nub of so much pleasure to suck. Working his fingers fast, I was beyond awareness, moaning so loud and not caring who heard. His mouth was magic, his fingers filling me roughly until I came again. My pussy clenched at his fingers, squeezing and releasing as my orgasm ripped through me hard and fast, just like his fingers.

Before my orgasm could end, he kneeled between my legs and entered me fast and deep, burying himself to the hilt. I felt the mini-quivers of my pussy wrapped around his cock, wanting to milk him as he slowly withdrew. Leaning over me, he wrapped his hand around a breast, bringing his fingers to my nipple and pinching before moving onto the other breast to pull the other jealous nipple.

Raising my shoulders off the bed, I leaned up towards his chest, enjoying the feel of chest hair on my face before swirling my tongue around a nipple and biting. I had to bite. I was feeling hot and wild, totally lost in our bodies and pleasure. When my teeth bit down, I felt him thrust deeply into me.

Lying back, I met his thrusts with my hips, pushing him deeper. Rising up to meet him again and again, we fucked fast and hard, enjoying the pleasure/pain of his deep thrusts and my nails scoring his arms. I was all feeling, wanting every touch, every thrust, every pleasure, every pain.

Reaching down and around my ass, I cupped his balls, holding gently but firmly, feeling the weight of him in my hand as his cock invaded my cunt repeatedly until I heard his own orgasm beginning. He pushed himself deep, grinding his cock inside of me and giving my cunt juices his hot cum, spurting inside of me before pulling out slightly and grinding deep again until emptied of every hot spurt of his cum.

I decided right then that this was the best way to wake up.

The Bailout Mascot

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:06:00 +0000

Jizz In My Pants

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:09:00 +0000

How to Give a Mind-Blowing Blow Job

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 02:57:00 +0000

I never met a man who doesn't wish for and want a blow job.. Is it the feeling of the mouth alone, is it the "naughty factor", the perception of degrading another, or being perceived by the man as a submissive position for the woman to be in (just to give the man pleasure)?

I see the woman as the dominant actually. I have control even if I am on my knees in front of my man. I control whether to suck gently or not. It is up to me whether I lick his balls while my hand strokes his cock, whether I tease him with my tongue, and how deep I want to take him into my throat. I can suck him off slowly - prolonging and teasing until he can't stand it anymore or I can be aggressive - taking his cock firm, fast, and deep. Do I rim his ass with my tongue while I stroke his cock or do I slide a finger in while I inhale his cock deep into my throat? Do I swallow his cum, spit, or allow him to spew cum on me?

See...I believe this is a dominant position for a woman obviously, lol. I control his pleasure.

If you want a "how to" on giving mind-blowing orgasms, there are plenty of sights that write specifics about it. Here are a couple:

Babeland
Deep Memories
WIKI After Dark (ok, I didn't know WIKI had an "after dark" version until now)
Seduction Insider

Hey Ladies! Get Your Man To Pole Dance

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:27:00 +0000

Take the blog to full porn or what?

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 02:17:00 +0000

I am at a crossroads here, trying to decide what I want to do here.

Do I want to just write stories (like the Ava/Syn stories)? They're soft porn so if you're into the really hard stuff, I haven't written it yet. My husband enjoys reading my stories after I write them. It's a turn on for him. I enjoy writing the stories for him. It's a little bit of word foreplay.

Do I want to have this blog be a jumble of everything adult in nature, more than one facet to it?

I want to be able to monetize it like Datcurious does with a section for ad spots. I know that.

I guess the question for myself is how hard do I want to take it and do I have it in me to do erotic on a regular basis?

Sugar Walls

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 15:40:00 +0000

This is one of my favorite songs when I was very young (Sheena Easton's Sugar Walls)...sexy.

Kiss On The Lips Video

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:12:00 +0000

Joan Jett: Kiss on the Lips YouTube video (it wouldn't let me embed it here).

Fetish

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 14:46:00 +0000

A friend just posted a link to this song so I thought I'd share it here:

It is Joan Jett's "Fetish". Here are the lyrics to Fetish:

Oh, look good in latex
Get off having rough sex
Surprise, round and round the bed
Restrained while I fuck your head

You are my fetish

Gaze down, its time to be my dog
Ill push, to get you in that fog

You are my fetish

Pain turns to pleasure fast
Relax, while I pound your ass
Cool cat, cool cat, come on Ill give you some
Oh, yea, gonna, Im gonna watch you come

You are my fetish
You are my fetish
You are my fetish

I order you, you, you
You better m-m-mind
I order you, you, you
You better m-mind
I order you, you, you
You better m-m-mind
I order you, you, you
You better m-mind

Sex Positions for Lonely & Loveless Peeps

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 02:10:00 +0000

I found this all over the web and found it funny so I thought I'd share it with y'all too:

The Microwaved Melon? Reminds me of the apple pie scene in that movie...

The Mary Lou Retton is hilarious but why struggle to hold a handstand doing a split? Just buy yourself a hand-held shower. It can be your favorite water sport!

PETA's Banned Video to Go Veggie

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 04:20:00 +0000

Have you seen the new, banned Peta commercial? Sexy women playing with vegetables. Yeah, I think PETA overdid it. I guess their mothers never told them not to play with their food?

I tried to embed it here but it wouldn't let me. Here it is.

Breasts vs. Facebook

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:09:00 +0000

Apparently this has been news for a month but I'm just now seeing it on CNN today. Facebook is removing pictures, or banning individuals, for posting breastfeeding pictures. They showed one comment on the news from a woman comparing breastfeeding pictures to sexual pictures. Lady, take the stick out of your backside so you're not so uptight! There is a huge difference between feeding your infant and sex. If you don't realize that, perhaps you should look into improving your sex life!

I have nursing pictures; I had them professionally done. I don't have them on my PRIVATE Facebook but I don't think there would be anything wrong with it if I did (private as in only friends and family have access). My pictures were tastefully done and didn't show anything more than a mother nursing her infant. I think if the pictures are in good taste and modest (we aren't exposing both breasts for the hell of it since baby can only use one...unless you're feeding twins), then what is the problem? Send some of the more uptight individuals to a beach outside Toronto and see their eyeballs pop out of their head with the topless beaches or the bathing suit "floss" that some people call bathing suits. A nursing mother is feeding her child!

If there are individuals who are posting inappropriate pictures, then they should be removed. However, breastfeeding is beautiful and appropriate, modest pictures shouldn't be removed or individuals banned for them.

The United States, for all their freedoms, sure has a lot of constipated people! I am an American so I can say that! :)

As an aside...but similar topic...I never understood why men could walk around shirtless but women couldn't here. Is the U.S. that uptight or are our hot-blooded males that unable to control their urges if a breast is flashed? So, which is it?

Durex Condom Commercial

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:31:00 +0000

Cock Size - Does it matter?

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:44:00 +0000

I think cock size matters more to men than women. Do you find that too? Rarely do I hear a woman complaining about it but I've heard many men complain. What...do they all want to be hung like a horse? Do they not realize that would be uncomfortable for a lot of women? Seriously!

Men - stop wishing. If you're using it right, you have no worries! If you give great foreplay, you have even less worry! If you find yourself clicking on ads like the one below, why?

Would You Sleep With Brad Pitt for Angelina?

noreply@blogger.com (Syn) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:52:00 +0000

There was a survey on the radio this morning about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Apparently, men were asked if Angelina Jolie said they could have sex with her if they had sex with Brad Pitt first, would the man do it. The talk on the radio was that the percentage would be in the single digits. Wrong! 19% of men said they would have sex with Brad Pitt first if it meant they could have Angelina next. I wasn't surprised by the percentage and wondered if it was a little low actually.

Perhaps they should have asked "pre-kids" because it seems that even more (let's face it...she's still hot) men lusted after her "pre-kids" (when her personality seemed a bit more dark and edgy than it is now). I think she's beautiful either way but I know my husband's opinion changed after she settled down. He liked edgy Angelina.

Hell, I know a few women who wouldn't mind sleeping with both too, lol. Perhaps they should survey women next time.

A lot of people don't, but I actually like them as a couple. They seem like decent people.