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Swimming in the nude (adaptation from University Post)

2014-08-31T07:50:00.003-07:00

With the weather turning cold, Spanish student Esther Sebastián hopes that the latest craze of nude bathing in ice cold seas and lakes will continue

BY ESTHER SEBASTIÁN

I had heard about Danish people swimming in the sea during the winter time just with their swim suit on. They said that you lived longer. Sure, if you can stand that, you can stand anything. I had also heard about swimming with no clothes at all. However, I thought that was rare. But, it seems that the combination of both has been the last craze in Denmark during the last long winter.

And with the weather turning cold, I hope that it is going to be the same again this one, too.

The first time I went to the beach it was 14ºC. Not really cold in Denmark. 20 minutes and I had already seen 2 penises and 2 nice boobs. Not together, thankfully, but one after the other.

Seemed quite, normal

But this tendency increased as the temperature decreased, with more people were doing it.

-1ºC and you can see double the number in less time. Always alone, of course. It seems that Danes only feel comfortable when they do these things in solitude.

It seemed quite normal always, like they did it every week or everyday. They just went with a towel, dropped it in the sand, and you watched at them thinking “is s/he really going to do it?”. Then they went calmly to the sea and they dived in and swam. After a few minutes – even the Vikings can't stand it for more, I guess – they went out, got the towel again, not without haste, of course, and went.

Close, so close

They never looked at their observers, who were always there, including myself and a group of Japanese people taking pictures and laughing.

Conversely, it was nothing outrageous for a family with 6 to 8 year-old girls going for a walk on the beach and hardly daring to touch the cold water.

They even greeted the nude bathers. And they were so close they must have been able to see if they had shaved their butt crack or not. Totally natural.

And the pictures?

But, you know you are as crazy as a Dane when you would like to do the same and just swim with no swimsuit in the frozen Scandinavian sea while other people just behave normally.

Maybe you will even find pictures of yourself in a Japanese porn magazine some day.

Feeling the Danish boys up

2013-06-23T03:50:00.002-07:00

http://universitypost.dk/article/comment-feeling-danish-guys

Before coming to Denmark, I gathered all the information available on the Danish flirting rules that I could find on the net. I had never met a Dane before and I was a bit sceptical about it, but everbody agreed that they were hot, good looking, open, direct, and easy to get laid. I would never have dared to feel one up, but the circumstances lead me to it.

Once that I was in Denmark, the first comment my male friends started to shout from the rooftops was that every night a bunch of hot, tall, slim and blonde girls were feeling them up. As they were telling the story, they were just chatting and drinking beers and, suddenly, one Danish girl would turn up and touch their chests with determination and, another even more gorgeous Danish girl would come after and would do the same, reaching a lower position and rubbing what she found there. If the girls said something it did not matter, because my friends would not understand a Danish word anyway.

In this context, I thought “if it is so normal in this country that girls are so proactive, why can't I act like one and try my luck? The boy doesn't matter since they are all at the same hot level, so it will be at least quick”. Said and done. I called a few girls and we approached the first group of Danes we found. You can imagine: tall, athletic, well-dressed, fancy hairstyle and quiet.

So quiet that when we touched them in turn in the same way as Danish girls were supposed to have done before, it seemed that they did not even feel it! Too many muscles to realize it, I guess. They did not act, they did not speak, they did not even touch in return! Such bad manners.

I must confess I was really disappointed and bored, and that is why I started to look at other Danish girls and try to understand their Scandinavian weapons of seduction. Maybe I was doing it badly. I confirmed then that it was true what my friends where saying. Not only absolutely true but, what's more, they fell short!

Girls were moving forward so shamelessly that boys were trying to run away. It was hilarious. The world upside down. Solitary girls stalking groups of boys, which were saying “please, ladies, today's boys' night, let us have some fun here”. And then boys danced among themselves the dirtiest latin piece and ignored those Danish girls.

I came back home alone that night, of course. All my senses – especially the touch – had enjoyed everything from those mouth-watering Danes, except my taste, which only drank from their beers. Nonetheless, if you want to go on as a boy with the Danish girls, you will not be able to do it so easily. It seems that they are considering whether international boys are worth it but – if you want to know a girl's opinion – it is not that simple to be it when all the nationals are superb.

Superb but shy, passive and scared – the boys, you will just play with them until you are tired. Girls, gorgeous but aggressive, nonconformist and cheeky. They will play with you until they find another toy.

Flirting rules in Danmark is just boring playing, not really getting some interesting action.

Opening Spanish Connection

2013-06-17T13:01:00.001-07:00

I have been asked a couple of times now to write about my experience about opening a company in Denmark.

I could explain all the details and steps with NemID and virk.dk and so, but I think that it is not so important since you can find easily that information in English just writing "how to open a company in Denmark". What it is important to know is that you need your NemID with the codes and all the stuff (with that they will know your CPR number, your name, your date of birth and even if you went to the dentist yesterday) and a name for the company.

I did not have a clever name for mine and I just wrote what my boyfriend (and Danish translator - really important to have one or understand Danish better than English) thought that was smart. Now, I think it was not the best idea, but the name is not stupid at least; and if you think that Spanish Connection is stupid, at least it was not my idea.

In 24 hours (which were 2 or less) you will obtain a CVR number, the "CPR" of your company. And then, you can start with all the details and tedious burocracy in Danish. This is the worst part, and if you understand without help which taxes you should pay and when and how and why or why not, I just can admire you as I have not admired any of my parents.

In the end, I went to SKAT in person to ask and be informed. I thought that my questions were silly but actually they were not as much as I thought. You do not have to pay moms if you do not earn more than 50.000 kr per year and you pay 37% to SKAT when you earn more than 20.000 kr per year. If I did understand it well, if you earn 23.000 per year, you have to pay aprox. 1.000 kr to SKAT per year.

And really important, and I was told by chance, you must go to SKAT and tell them how much you estimate that you will earn during the year, because if you do not do it (or you just say 1.000 kr less) you will get a nice FINE. So, be accurate.

It is true that at that moment you do not know how the hell you will earn. I said that if I earned 20.000 I would be so happy, and they looked at me like I was retarded and a con artist. But well, taking into account that I said in Danish that I "took" money from the goverment by language mistake and they did not send me to jail, I will not complain about Danish people suspecting of me being a fraudster. The case is that I will have to return or discover how to do it through the internet and change figures if I earn more than that... but that will be my future ego's problem in the end of the year.

And once you have done all that stuff, you just have to go online each 3 months (maybe is this page?? I have to do it in 2 weeks and I have forgot where I have to do it!) and say how much moms you will pay in that period of time.

And working! And advertising! And creating a web page, by the way --> http://spanishconnectiondk.blogspot.dk/ And learning how to make invoices!! (Oh, it was so funny, I have wasted so many days doing it... However, I do not know how much Danish I have learn reading - and google.translating - the rules of doing the accounting job and doing it! Note: people from Business, Administration, Laws and so, please, learn how to do invoices, bills and payslips. What do you learn in your degrees if you are not able to do that?? Thank you).

I cannot say that I consider myself an enterprising as Spain call me, I cannot say that my idea is original and I will become rich with it as all the people expect for any business, I cannot say that I am better than the others, but I can confirm that I am working so much that I do not recommend anyone to open a business. This is just for crazy people like me who enjoy living adventures and telling old stories about outrageous things to their friends and relatives.

My Danish translator is also a designer :D

(Really important to realise that there is a SUN in the logo and that SPAIN is inside it. There is anything else interesting that people have lost coming from Spain)

Danish meals (just funny things)

2013-03-18T05:01:00.004-07:00

I must say this is totally a subjective post from a Spanish point of view. I have been told that Spanish are really weird about meal's aspects, so maybe these are just strange things for me:

- Prepare to be hungry. Yes. Danish do not eat. That is the reason why they are all so thin. To have a lot of food in their dishes is like being on a diet in Spain, but with bacon.

- If they are said that Spanish people say no when they are offered food the first time (and the second, and the third), they do not have any problem in following your rules. Once. And not bad. They just fail in the end when they should give it to you anyway.

- You have to help yourself, which is good and bad. Or just different. But when you are the new one in the place, it is totally awkward. Luckily, I was not the first one (but almost, I am really really lucky sometimes) but the second. So, I had to look at the other person's "desires" in order to get what it would be considered appropiate. Of course, I did it wrong at the first time and I did not get almost food. But...

- You are served twice the same food. Hillarious. I almost laughed out loud when I saw that we were served again... just the same food! Why don't they get two pieces of meat and double pasta at the first time?

- Why do people mix food in the same dish?

- They have napkins, I do not know why, but I have read in many places that Danish do not have napkins. They do have.

- Wine = Spain. BUT. I have never drunk as much wine as in Denmark.

- There is almost no water.

- They eat the dessert in a different table (and the appetizers too, by the way).

- You must serve yourself, do not expect anybody to help you. Be selfish. If you want more coffee, just grab it.

- And do what you want, there are no rules. Relax. Be happy. It is not necessary to talk. Nobody cares about you, nobody asks you anything relevant. It is a pleasant experience.

"Smooth Martian People" = Danish

2013-02-07T01:29:00.002-08:00

Today I remembered this video.

I think Danish guys are exactly like that.

They must think "Nice guys finish last" exactly like in the song:

I never open a door,
Or pull out a chair.
You can tell me how your day was
But I don't really care.
And if you ever get cold,
You'll just have to hack it,
Cause I'd be cold too
If I gave you my jacket.
Like whoa , you ain't sittin in the front,
The front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk
I never answer my phone,
Whenever you call it
And when the waiter brings the bill
I never reach for my wallet

But a Danish friend told me once that when the sun appears "seguramente que conozcas a algun marciano gente fina :D"

Bacon

2013-01-23T13:31:00.002-08:00

I know I have not updated this blog recently and it could seem weird or stupid to do it talking about it. However, I really need to talk about bacon in Denmark, yes.

Actually, I have heard many times and from different people that in Denmark people are obsessed about bacon. Yes, it can be easy to find in many places and different ways (not so many...), and they even have a leverpostej with bacon (actually it does not taste like bacon, so if you are expecting that like me, just do not do it. Buy bacon and put it on the paté).

But, I would not say there are more bacon that it should. I would even like to see more and buy more and eat more. Yes, I am obsessed about bacon. I have always liked bacon -although I do not like much meat, but bacon is more powerful than me- and bacon was always a good option for anything. In any case, I do not think Danish people eat more bacon than they should.

Denmark is just a a good country. And eating bacon is just a proof of it : D
Even when most of the typical food is so weird and cold.

¿Kennet? ¿Et Ken?

2012-11-18T10:01:00.001-08:00

I wanted to talk about Danish boys. Yesterday I met a few. I haven't met many Danish people here and I think it would be good to know them and talk to them in order to improve my Danish.

It was a disaster. I tried and tried to ask easy things in Danish, and they would not answer. They would not understand a word, hahaha. And I would not really understand their own names! Impossible to write them, of course.

Then, that awkward moment when you ask Hvorfor in their language and they ask you in Spanish "¿Qué significa un vorfor?" comes and you give up. You do not try to say any other Danish word. And of course, they turn the situation upside down and they are those who are speaking in Spanish to you to practice and you are answering in Spanish. Well, at least it is nice to hear Spanish with Danish accent.

Well, Danish boys are easy on the eye, tall, stærk and different. I guess I can enjoy it, too.

I do not even remember who this guy was, but I think my friends talked to them. Good example of Danish boy. Cute.

Teenagers working in supermarkets

2012-11-03T14:21:00.001-07:00

I had not realised how young employees in supermarkets were until my Danish student told me he was working in one of those and he is 17. Then, when I went to the supermarket I looked at the people and I saw most of them must be also teenagers. It seems it is quite normal just working 2 days per week in order to earn some money. And it is a really good idea.

Today, I had one funny experience with one of them. Normally, they speak English, but I think some don't so I feel the boy that was working as a cashier in one supermarket today was not able to speak English or did not want to say anything in another language except his.

Two girls that were speaking English to him were asking for a pen to sign her card ticket. But he did not understand what they want since here nobody is used to sign after paying. When he realised, he had to call another person to go to get one. It was funny to hear him saying to the other boy "kuglepen", it seems that I am able to understand some things at this moment : D

And just after those two foreigners, I was there. I just had to pay 6 kronen for a box of tea but when I introduced the coins in the machine, it gave me one back (I suppose now it was not accepted by the machine because of any reason. But I thought I had introduced too much money and got the coin calmly. The boy told me something that I knew it was not if I wanted the ticket so, after a few seconds, I just said "Sorry?" He did not think twice, he got one of his coins and payed 1 kronen for me.

So kind these Danish boys...

LAUNDRY

2012-11-02T13:01:00.002-07:00

I have found a laundry and I have used it. First tip: Please, bring a dictionary with you since all the rules and how to do everything is in Danish. There was nobody inside so we could not ask anyone how to use it. With my limited skills in Danish (one month and I already work out how to use the washing machines - not so bad eh?) I figured out what we should do. First of all, we had to stock the washing machine and get some powder to put it in the correct place. You do not have to pay anything yet. Once you have closed everything, you should program it depending on how hot you want your water and if you want to wash it twice and so on. Then, it is when you have to pay. 34 kronen is not so expensive, it is ok. After the machine has eatean all your coins, you return to your washing machine again and you press start. It should work correctly.

I imagine not all the laundries are like this but it is good to have an idea of how others do, so you can make it faster. It was about 30 minutes until it finished and that is all. You open it and you go. Nothing happens, haha. You have your clothes ready to be dried. But that is a different story...

FROST

2012-10-28T14:21:00.003-07:00

This morning, we had a surprise: everything in our garden was crystallized by ice. It seems that this night it froze. Even our bikes were like this when we went out at 11. Luckily they had plastics bags and we could ride on them without getting wet and cold.
Outside our garden, not in our street but in the main avenue there was salt on the roads (car's and bike's) and they were not frozen but almosts. I do not know how far the salt is usefull and if we are -4ºC it keeps working and it doesn't freeze; we will just check it anyday not far from now.

Now, as you can see in the picture you can still wear no gloves and you survive (althought after 20 minutes you realize it) but I have already been told that I could get chilblains if I do not take care of myself. So, I think I will put on them tomorrow.

At least, we still enjoy some sunshine!!!

DANGEROUS HAIL

2012-10-26T08:36:00.000-07:00

These days it is being hailing quite often. Yesterday, it happened late in the evening and it was really heavy. And today, again, early in the afternoon. The temperature is not so low to hail, but it seems it is at the clouds' level. We will just be at 2 degrees, and it keeps going down.
In any case, I think that it is a really dangerous situation if you are in the street and out of the blue something like that cames. Or if you are cycling... I do not want to imagine that because I am usually going with my bike at those hours, so I could have been hit by one of those hail tides.

So, as we can see, Denmark can be a very dangerous country, not only because of the temperature and the Vikings but also because of desires from Heaven.

Something like this:

Expensive bikes

2012-10-22T13:50:00.000-07:00

Having a bike in this country is really expensive. Well, it is not so expensive the bike properly... but to take care of it and do not break the law.

BIKE: 400DKK-1400DKK (second hand)

REFLECTORS: 10DKK each

LIGHTS: 250-300DKK both

BELL: 10DKK

REPAIR A FLAT TYRE: 50DKK (and two hours to do it by yourself)

LOCK: 20DKK

OIL: 35DKK

NEW WHEELS: 400DKK (come on, better buying a new one!)

TOTAL: 785-2245DKK

I want to die

Swimming in the nude

2012-10-21T11:04:00.000-07:00

I had heard about Danish people swimming at all in the sea during the winter time just with swimsuit. I had heard about swimming with no clothes at all, too. But I thought this last one was rare. Today I can say that it is not weird at all. In less than half an hour I saw two men doing it.

It seemed quite normal. They just went with a towel, they dropped it, they went calmly to the sea and they dived and swam. In some minutes they went out, got the towel and went. It was nothing outrageous to the family with a 6 year-old girl that was in the same place and they even said Hej! with the man.

However, it WAS shocking for a group of 4 japanese people (two boys and two girls) that were making pictures to the landscape and who, suddenly and unexpectedly, watched that scene. I think they even took pictures of him going out of the water.

Now I have seen the legend is true, I just cant wait to do it too!!! It must be so... I-do-not-know! Just swimming during the day in the frozen scandinavian sea with no swimsuit while other people just behave normally!

Nice weather

2012-10-20T10:23:00.001-07:00

Incredibly, today the temperature was quite good!!! We were about 15-20 degrees (no more)! And it didn't rain, it was not windy, it was even sunny!

I went out in the morning with my autumn coat and two jackets and I had to come back home in order to leave one of those jackets!

It could seem impossible, and many people compain about Denmark's weather, but actually it is not so bad. It is nice and some days it brings surprises like this! We should have gone to the forest and the sea to enjoy this weather now we could because, I do not think this is going to last for long.

Tomorrow we won't miss it!!!

Ladybirds in Danmark

2012-10-19T09:05:00.004-07:00

It is true that I said that the national animal in Denmark was the spider. That there were spiders everywhere. And it is true. There are even spiders in Nyhanv among all the tourists in the traffict lights. But, besides, there is a rival national animal: the ladybird.

Spiders normally eat these ladybirds; however, in this season, there are so many that it is imposible to win this battle and spiders do not have anything to do to kill all of them. It is just a war between this species but the sides effects of this is that WE HAVE OUR HOUSE FULL OF LADYBIRDS!!!

Come on, spiders! They are just so fool that they do not even defend theirselves. It is true they are et tusind to hundrede enoghalvfems (1291), but you can keep all of them in your cobwebs and eat them during the winter!!!

Dannish lessons for free

2012-10-18T06:24:00.000-07:00

After my first free Spanish lesson in the Retro Café (a hugh success considering I had 4 pupils!), I went to have a look how things were going in the Danish group. It was good to know that they had decided that they would do their lessons on Wednesdays after my lesson, so I can join them without any problem!

It will be a good moment to practice my pronunciation in Danish, because it is so awful that even Danish people can't understand a word about what I am saying (even when they know what I am going to say). And teachers seem even nicer than me!

So, if any of you who read my blog and are living in Copenhagen want to join, you are invited to do it. This is the link to all the information about the group. And it is free! -->

http://www.facebook.com/groups/358632770891766/

LEGAL BIKES AND POLICE CARS

2012-10-16T12:09:00.003-07:00

It seems that from November, it will be compulsory in Denmark to have lights in your bikes which can be seen from 300m and that allow you to see the road when it is dark. That means that the lights I got from the shop where I bought my bike will be illegal next month. Now I understand why the guy gave them to me for free.

Anyway, I have heard that the new legal lights are really expensive (200-300 kronen) with batteries but they will run out. That means that getting a second hand bike for 500 kronen is not so cheap when you have to get those lights and a lock in addition (50-300 more depending of the quality).

But this country is quite strange. Many people leave their bikes unattended with no lock and nothing bad happens to them. However, others with lock are stolen. Moreover, lights can also be stolen if you leave them in your bike... or not. That drives me crazy (and anxious).

Anyway, there is another different matter: locks. Well, locks are not compulsory (as far as I know) but, is it a nice thing to get a bike with a lock which is not attached to any place? I mean, I was almost in the situation where my key was broken inside the lock. In that case, what could I do? Just dragging my bike with me like if I were a thief. And nobody would care??? It seems so, nobody would say anything to me.

It is a strange country. Nobody steals, somebody do, when you are not doing it (but they do not know), they do not say anything and, eventually, almost anybody has their bikes stolen! However, many people steal bikes! Are they abandoned???

Poor bikes : (

ADs in this blog

2012-10-15T12:30:00.001-07:00

I have got involved into some advertisements from Google Adsense to try if it really works. I am not expecting to be a millionaire, but maybe earning 70 euro per year, wow! Haha, I will just see if it works. They are already in other blogs of mine and it is not so bad. I just wanted to try to combine more than one blog to see if it works correctly and this is my second most infamous blog (and purposeless), so here it goes.

If it just becomes too annoying, I will get rid of them : )

FEELING the Danish girls UP

2012-10-14T08:13:00.000-07:00

I am a Spanish girl so I haven't neither touched any Danish girl nor touched any of them -unfortunately-. However, it seems that is quite easy to touch somebody up in any place you want.

You are just with your friends talking in a disco. You just see some girls dancing dirtily there. You just look at them. They come to you. One of your friends tries to talk to them or simply touches them in any place confidently and everything goes well. So, you can enjoy your hands.

Nonetheless, if you want to go on, you will not do it. They will simply go laughing about you. They prefer the Danes, Spanish boys are just for fun. I do not really know what happens with other nationalities (no Escandinavian people), but it is quite normal to hear those comments among the Spanish here.

Do not complain, just enjoy. You could be lucky, or not, hahahaha.

English and the Danes

2012-10-13T09:50:00.001-07:00

Everyone speak English in Denmark, it is true. Old people e.g. my landlady; young people e.g. my 17-year-old Spanish student; inmigrants e.g. the Turkish man who sold us our bikes, etc. However, if you listen to them, their fluently is amazing, converserly, their grammar is -most of the time- disgusting.

It is so strange for me at least to hear a perfect English from any Danish and suddenly "he are" or "she eat". Or, when asked in class what a phrasal verb is any Danish has any idea about it, and the same with tenses. I can't understand, how did they learn such a good English without knowing all that stuff??? Are really American movies so important in order to learn a language? Because they all say they learnt in that way!!!

Well, then, again it keeps being unfair when foreigners are asked to prove their level of English (and they all say Spanish speak really bad English) and Danish do not have to do it. Altought they do not even know what a conjuction is or how to use it!

Anyway, it keeps being a very good and nice country. Their English will always be really nice : )
We will see in the English exam who is better muahahahaha

Kulturnatten København

2012-10-12T09:44:00.002-07:00

Today is the Culture Night in Copenhagen. It seems a nice event to go to many museums which are free from 18pm to midnight. Moreover, in that period of time, transportation is also free in Great Copenhagen. You just have to purchase a ticket which is 90 kronen (12 euro) and go to any place which is open.

However, it is not as great as it seems because you are not in time to visit all of them since they open at the same tome. But, what I think it is worse valuable is that most of those places have days for free in normal weeks. So, it would be much better to visit those which are free any other day and just go on those who are free just today.

Anyway, this seems just a trick to have people purchasing those tickets so that they travel and buy other things during their travel and spend more money than they would in normal conditions. Even in Denmark, there are events just to get MONEY, MONEY and MONEY, and of course, get more taxes.

Money and time

2012-10-11T12:08:00.001-07:00

It is funny what happens here with the prices. All the people want to have Spanish lessons for not too much money, but when you offer them cheap, they do not call you again, they do not even send you back an e-mail. So, it is not so easy to find people to tutor. And when you find them, they do not call you again.

Maybe I should give up this hunting and start looking for something more usual again, even if it is as a waitress or something like that. Maybe I should be more persistent with the schools of languages or try and have a look to the CBS.

I am so tired now, and actually I have not done many productive things... but I do need to have a rest so, since next week it is autumn holidays here, I will take it now and I will go to decorate more universities with my papers : )

Repairing bikes

2012-10-09T11:21:00.000-07:00

You never have enough money to repair your bike. Worse is that even you do not have enough time to do it. I can't count how many times I have got any kind of problem with bikes. Now, I fear every pathole I see and I can't stop thinking about my bike's security and if it will survive the next one, which I won't be able to see or dodge.

Anyway, going to a shop is not a good option: REALLY expensive (more even that having your hair cut) and a waste of time (about 3-4 days to have it repaired). So, for sure, if you are a bit handy, the best option is just buying those tools you need and repairing it on your own.

The problem is that it is always raining!! And it is dark so early that there is not any good time to do it !!! Well, we will be optimistic and think that everything will go fine and you will always have NICE FRIENDS who would lend you their bikes so that you can go to your work.

FREE services

2012-10-08T10:20:00.000-07:00

I do not know exactly how but I joined in facebook a group for exchanging services for free between strangers. There, I met a girl who wanted to learn Spanish and I have been giving some lessons to her from the first week I arrived in Denmark.

This is the name of the group:

http://www.facebook.com/groups/service.swap.cph/

It seems that it is not that weird to do thins kind of things and, in fact, in the first meeting we did, many people attended. We even organised a group to exchange languages for free and we are meeting this Wednesday to arrange our timetable.

I will be a Spanish teacher! This is our webpage:

http://www.facebook.com/groups/105899616235248/

It is a really good way to learn things and get some services that you can't afford in this way (like having your hair cut or learning Japanese or Danish) and a great experience. So, hope it works!!! and I hope I can find anyone who can repair my bike!

IKEA sausages and mirrors

2012-10-06T13:05:00.000-07:00

Famous for its cheap pieces of furniture, IKEA is a nice place to go and have a look and purchase those things you do not have in your house but you need. I needed a mirror, I tried to buy a second hand one for 50 kronen but always someone was faster (or offered more money) and I lost them. So, finally, I got one for 49 kronen from IKEA!!!

And, moreover, we had to pølse med brød and I ordered them in Danish!!!! They UNDERSTOOD me! They served them to me!!! And they replyed ti kronen. And I gave twenty, they returned me ten and I said Tak. It was my first conversation in Danish with a Dane!!! So perfect.

All the people that say that Danish never understood foreigners speaking in Danish is a lying, because I do not speak good Danish at all, nor I knew how to pronounce those stupid øøs in that context (or any other). So, Danish is not so difficult!