<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2712593714723961298</id><updated>2024-08-28T18:12:26.935-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ethanmarcianosite</title><subtitle type='html'>Funny Jokes and Riddles- Games-Pranks</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2712593714723961298/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jackson Meier</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04527608938473239462</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2712593714723961298.post-8028922932422557943</id><published>2009-08-02T15:03:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-02T15:04:08.246-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>salut mamie&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tu aime mon site? je t&#39;aime!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/feeds/8028922932422557943/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/2009/08/salut-mamie-tu-aime-mon-site-je-taime.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2712593714723961298/posts/default/8028922932422557943'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2712593714723961298/posts/default/8028922932422557943'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/2009/08/salut-mamie-tu-aime-mon-site-je-taime.html' title=''/><author><name>Jackson Meier</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04527608938473239462</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2712593714723961298.post-9192427634899354175</id><published>2009-08-02T09:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-05T21:35:29.097-07:00</updated><title type='text'>pranks-a-mania</title><content type='html'>enough Jokes at ethanmarcianosite?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well here are a bunch of pranks you can pull on about any body!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to your doctor:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;I&#39;m sick, so heal me,punk!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;were are you hurt?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;YOU are the doc, not me!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;yes, bu-&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Are you the doctor&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;sure, but I d-&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;DO, you know what is wrong with your patients&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;always! but it&#39;s jus-&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;THEN THAT &#39; S ENOUGH TO HEAL ME PUNK!&#39;&#39;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.crawlersmileys.com/?d=1&amp;amp;src=frm&amp;amp;tbid=60335&amp;amp;sm=Angry%20to%20the%20bones%3A9803&amp;amp;&quot; target=&quot;_BLANK&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.crawlersmileys.com/?d=1&amp;amp;src=frm&amp;amp;tbid=60335&amp;amp;sm=Angry%20to%20the%20bones%3A9803&amp;amp;&quot; target=&quot;_BLANK&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.crawlersmileys.com/?d=1&amp;amp;src=frm&amp;amp;tbid=60335&amp;amp;sm=Angry%20to%20the%20bones%3A9803&amp;amp;&quot; target=&quot;_BLANK&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;BORDER-BOTTOM-STYLE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-STYLE: none; BORDER-TOP-STYLE: none; BORDER-LEFT-STYLE: none&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://ui.crawlersmileys.com/files/smileys/07/05/133.giff&quot; width=&quot;50&quot; height=&quot;26&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gotta try that one out! plus, if the doctor is really feeling bad maybe they will not make you pay!&lt;br /&gt;if you try it leave a coment on ethanmarcianosite!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;here comes another very fun one!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family:sans-serif;font-size:85%;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://welcome.crawlersmileys.com/&quot;&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to add cool Smileys to this website for FREE!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/feeds/9192427634899354175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/2009/08/pranks-mania.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2712593714723961298/posts/default/9192427634899354175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2712593714723961298/posts/default/9192427634899354175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/2009/08/pranks-mania.html' title='pranks-a-mania'/><author><name>Jackson Meier</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04527608938473239462</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2712593714723961298.post-2526742593445400510</id><published>2009-08-02T08:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-14T12:22:28.857-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I am puke</title><content type='html'>puke is my middle name</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/feeds/2526742593445400510/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/2009/08/i-am-puke.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2712593714723961298/posts/default/2526742593445400510'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2712593714723961298/posts/default/2526742593445400510'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/2009/08/i-am-puke.html' title='I am puke'/><author><name>Jackson Meier</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04527608938473239462</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2712593714723961298.post-5324282919137994512</id><published>2009-07-13T18:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-31T09:54:15.524-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;ON THE SIDE&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUQjvlIoZkNuG93fvrecuZeCnsNmsKuY3O11YM0RPEDE_ZRCsyw4IrlvnXIyknrvEJiuDXu0txL1YneDKpCUB9QazeqX453bkBbPu2GbhP2J_U5uqt6_015UrZQlqp-1pCYHx9KTUuJEI/s1600-h/5NEMZ7CAOULE27CAHD8PK5CA8234POCADW6J86CAYHRL8ACAZZ37EECAEYWO9NCAA495YJCAP9YJ3KCASD57FACAJ0VE2JCA2R52EGCA988KT5CAJGBOGOCAV9FFH5CAGAJHHLCADLVB1XCATKWTYHCASFT75G.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;img style=&quot;MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; 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MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand&quot; id=&quot;BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364369403422555314&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiyHthDNMQQRYuX2xcHZqq7E7OkiKTmHz9T3OGRKDNeNjSlyfsuTE3Qjqa2gvXiBORHNzgl2ekiK1fDFNySFO5pWg200SFE9V8Jfgzd1ZSBODdw6HzOAA9_m8f12PgXKTMHsCrNhtc__U/s320/102-0228_IMG.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;THE BEST NEW JOKES&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Do you brag and say you know every single joke on Earth?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Because if you do say that then you probably are wrong, cause this site contains quite a few jokes you probably do not know!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;The jokes I am going to post are not very known so you will probably learn a lot.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Here we go:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;patient :Doctor have an I extremely serious problem,I can never remember the last words I said!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Doctor : when did you notice that particular issue for the very first time?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;patient : what issue?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;Did you like that one?I hope you did because more are coming right up!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. I left it blank!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;stupid, that one !Well the next one is going to be that way as well!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;The manager at a restaurant of disquesting kept on saying &quot;sorry sorry!!!&#39;&#39; to every body that entered his restaurant and one time a guest said &#39;&#39;why do you say that so much! managers are only supposed to say that when they are closed which you are not !&#39;&#39; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&quot;i know &#39;&#39; whispered the manager &#39;&#39;But me, on the contrary, I am sorry I am open!&quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:+0;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/feeds/4725873085942413970/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/2009/07/great-jokes.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2712593714723961298/posts/default/4725873085942413970'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2712593714723961298/posts/default/4725873085942413970'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/2009/07/great-jokes.html' title='great jokes'/><author><name>Jackson Meier</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04527608938473239462</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiyHthDNMQQRYuX2xcHZqq7E7OkiKTmHz9T3OGRKDNeNjSlyfsuTE3Qjqa2gvXiBORHNzgl2ekiK1fDFNySFO5pWg200SFE9V8Jfgzd1ZSBODdw6HzOAA9_m8f12PgXKTMHsCrNhtc__U/s72-c/102-0228_IMG.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2712593714723961298.post-896024263498638376</id><published>2009-07-13T13:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-31T10:33:58.627-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;THE BEST JOKES&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;have you ever wondered were you can find jokes that you are boud not to know?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Well, if if you are reading this you can open up your lungs and yell... &#39;&#39;BINGO!&#39;&#39;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;cause this site is loaded with fresh,new jokes and funny riddles!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;I bet right now you must be thinking I&#39;m talking to much and not being funny enough!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;so here comes a brainfull of jokes for you!!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;A farmer was selling carrots on the road for 1 million dollars. suddenly an extremelly wealthy man walked by &#39;&#39;how come your carrots are so expensive?&#39;&#39; he asked &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&#39;&#39;because they prevent death,&#39;&#39; the farmer whispered.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;the rich man said &#39;&#39; and how should Ibelive you?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&#39;&#39;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&quot;I swear to pumkin pie that it is true!&quot;the farmer yelled back.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;and so the rich man bought it since he was supposed to die of cancer soon .&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;5 month later the rich man was diing of cancer in bed and he immediatly made the farmer come,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&#39;&#39;you swore to me... you lie....&#39;&#39;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&#39;&#39;no I did not lie, you just don&#39;t get it&#39;&#39;the farmer smirked&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&#39;&#39;Get what...&#39;&#39;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&#39;&#39;that I did not swear to you but to pumkin pie!&#39;&#39;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;if you have any good jokes, write a comment and bob will have it out in no time unless it sucks eggs!!!!!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/feeds/896024263498638376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/2009/07/best-jokes-have-you-ever-wondered-were.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2712593714723961298/posts/default/896024263498638376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2712593714723961298/posts/default/896024263498638376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ethanmarciano.blogspot.com/2009/07/best-jokes-have-you-ever-wondered-were.html' title=''/><author><name>Jackson Meier</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04527608938473239462</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>