EtherHouse http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/ The EtherPundit is in the EtherHouse. 2005-04-03T16:36:44-05:00 This is an XML content feed. It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site. Yiddish Proverb Sunday! Read, so you should learn! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/Q_ReGEkruBM/yiddish_proverb_17.html Yiddish Proverbs EtherPundit 2005-04-03T16:36:44-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/04/yiddish_proverb_17.html Embryo = Parasite http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/v3Lt70E2cb0/embryo_parasite.html I've got an Instalanche of hormones pumping through the site meter of my circulatory system, and that's all my server can handle right now. Personal stories EtherPundit 2005-04-03T16:08:59-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/04/embryo_parasite.html A pregnant pause http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/u4rvAhW2yLs/a_pregnant_paus.html Sorry for last week's enigmatic complaints about my "medical condition." The work trouble and dental issues are pretty straightforward, but I may as well confess the medical condition: I'm pregnant. We've been hoping for this for quite a while, so it's great news for us. Unfortunately, my body isn't... Personal stories EtherPundit 2005-03-27T21:53:24-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/03/a_pregnant_paus.html Yiddish Proverb Sunday! Read, so you should learn! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/im_GlISMEnI/yiddish_proverb_16.html Yiddish Proverbs EtherPundit 2005-03-27T21:52:54-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/03/yiddish_proverb_16.html Yiddish Proverb Sunday! Read, so you should learn! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/GiosTw6RWnM/yiddish_proverb_13.html Why Yiddish proverbs? Because it's my blog, and I like 'em. Also see here. I apologize to all left reading this suddenly-desolate blog, and all left waiting for an email response from me. In addition to my suddenly topsy-turvy, disorienting professional life, I've developed a medical condition that has... Yiddish Proverbs EtherPundit 2005-03-20T22:45:02-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/03/yiddish_proverb_13.html Yiddish Proverb Sunday! Read, so you should learn! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/8ctIu60SOog/yiddish_proverb_15.html Why Yiddish proverbs? Because it's my blog, and I like 'em. Also see here. Unexpected and chaotic events in my personal and professional life are making it impossible for me to blog much at the moment. And I know I owe a few people e-mail responses too. I have... Yiddish Proverbs EtherPundit 2005-03-13T11:29:10-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/03/yiddish_proverb_15.html Riddle of the EtherSphinx http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/jZuO3FjBNMI/riddle_of_the_e.html What's thrilling to a child,
Useful to a teenager,
Romantic to a young lover, and
Tiresome to an adult?

]]> Brooklyn & NYC EtherPundit 2005-03-11T08:02:14-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/03/riddle_of_the_e.html Oh, Danny Boy, the blogs, the blogs are calling.... http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/xraNshJW1q4/oh_danny_boy_th.html The trust is gone, your ratings have been falling.
'Tis you, 'tis you must go, and FOX must bide.]]> Media EtherPundit 2005-03-10T09:21:13-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/03/oh_danny_boy_th.html His prices are INNN-SAAAAAAAANE! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/WLSbHZLJv8M/his_prices_are.html If you grew up anywhere near New York and you have any memory of the 70s and early 80s, the title of this post surely lit some long-disused neurons.

Crazy Eddie was a legendary audio/video/electronics retailer famous for his "INN-SAAAAAANE!" TV and radio commericals, always done on the cheap and featuring the same manic spokesman.

]]> Brooklyn & NYC EtherPundit 2005-03-09T08:20:26-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/03/his_prices_are.html As I predicted: Hannity/Colmes slash. Avert your eyes, children! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/M4s629WnHfw/as_i_predicted.html Jeff at Protein Wisdom is doing an Alan Colmes fantasy series that's veered into the very disturbing. The comments show that the sick bastard has struck some kind of nerve. Look, people, I'd set up the Cable Talking-Head Slashfic/Fanfic site myself, except I know my anonymity would be blown once the writs start to fly. Television EtherPundit 2005-03-08T00:47:13-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/03/as_i_predicted.html Prove gravity exists, make a quick $100,000! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/xmhvIit8Tss/prove_gravity_e_1.html He seeks the source of the "force needed to sheer bolts and rivets." Sheer bolts and rivets? I suppose those hold together Wonder Woman's invisible jet. Wait — you don't suppose he means "shear," do you? An MIT-educated engineer wouldn't make a piker mistake like that.

]]> Moonbats EtherPundit 2005-03-08T00:23:17-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/03/prove_gravity_e_1.html Caption this, baby. You know you want to. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/DAVmyX8s-do/caption_this_ba.html That's a good caption. Many other good ones spring to mind:

"What do you mean my Ass-ad 4-Ever tattoo looks 'gay'? I'm'a cut you!"

"Give us all your money, infidel! Can you not see that our Judas Priest cover band has so far only been able to afford one Rob Halford wristband?"

]]> Games EtherPundit 2005-03-06T23:22:53-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/03/caption_this_ba.html Instapundit: Now DENIES being InstaPropagandist! Update! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/XEeDuN37JzI/instapundit_now.html To atone for his chick-centric posts, Insty throws the gals a bone at last. Hell-ooo, handsome! Have I told you how much I hate Basho whatzisface? That Syria guy? Yeah, he's awful. Hate 'im! Listen, after the demo, let's go to your place and discuss further uprisings...

]]> Website Reviews EtherPundit 2005-03-06T22:24:23-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/03/instapundit_now.html Yiddish Proverb Sunday! Read, so you should learn! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/bTGLehIOJqk/yiddish_proverb_14.html Why Yiddish proverbs? Because it's my blog, and I like 'em. Also see here. I like this one because, let's face it, it's a good description of most bloggers, yours truly included. Plus it contains the invaluable word "maivin," also spelled "maven," which I use practically every day. Zingen... Yiddish Proverbs EtherPundit 2005-03-06T20:57:46-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/03/yiddish_proverb_14.html How to carry a man-purse without looking gay. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Etherhouse/~3/IZ1HYT0wF0A/how_to_carry_a.html Because, for some reason, nothing in the world makes a man look more manly than uncomfortably holding his woman's dainty purse. Even if there's no female within a 10-mile radius, I guarantee that any straight man who sees you will assume you've been separated from your woman and stuck with custody of her bag.

And no one will ever know that you're carrying a man-purse.

]]> Media EtherPundit 2005-03-06T14:20:42-05:00 http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/03/how_to_carry_a.html