Even if I had two shits, I wouldn't give one.

2016-10-11T06:47:00.004-07:00

There are no more shits for this political season. I have nothing to offer any longer, therefore I shall just purchase ammo and stockpile survival supplies.

Colin K, I don't give two shits about your posture.

2016-09-02T10:36:00.000-07:00

Colin Kaepernick makes about as much sense as non-alcoholic gin.

I am like a lot of Veterans - I fought and stood up for your right to be as big a douche-canoe as you want to be. You are not a Patriot, though, Colin, despite what MTv or ESPN says. You are a whiny bitch with a national audience.

And what is up with the hair?

Your purpose is not to raise awareness, your mission is solely to gain attention and the spotlight, since you are unable to do so via your football prowess.

I am tired of "raising awareness" campaigns from famous people with a shit-ton of money. Do something. You ever start a foundation, donate some of your dough to a charity, lets hear about that instead your bitching about stuff you read on the Black Lives Matter (BLM) website.

Which is another good point, Colin sitting/kneeling is actually counter productive, like many of the BLM tactics. BLM blocks roads, gaining negative attention and garnering hatred instead of support.

Koepernick sits/kneels, and distracts from the reason he and his team are there in the first place. The gathering is not ABOUT honoring the flag, it is about winning football games. And there they sit at 2-2 for the pre-season.

And my last point, since the NFL has told the Dallas Cowboys that they can't wear the sticker honoring the five slain police officers on their helmets, and have been all but silent on the Koepernick issue, the NFL officially adds itself to the list of things I don't give two shits about.

Dix, out.

2014-04-18T12:17:00.001-07:00

See how many shits I give? Years between posts...

Chris Rock is a sheep.

2013-02-06T13:14:00.000-08:00

Chris Rock. Obama is not my Dad. Sorry. Don't give two shits.

The NFL

2012-09-26T05:16:00.001-07:00

Never saw more time wasted at work than I did yesterday after the Seahawks-Packers game fiasco. NFL cost America millions in lost productivity. Makes me glad I don't give two shits about the refs, Roger Goodell or the NFL.

Nerd Hulk

2012-09-13T09:41:00.001-07:00

Too much time on their hands...

2012-09-05T07:13:00.002-07:00

Common courtesy...

2012-08-28T08:19:00.001-07:00

How about letting people get off the elevator, train, bus or whatever before you push through the door like you are the most important thing to walk the planet? Ok, thanks. Losers.

Your song...

2012-07-24T08:33:00.003-07:00

Beaker is the shit. Meep.

2012-07-11T13:17:00.001-07:00

Ain't nobody got THAT much free time, do they?

2012-07-11T06:38:00.002-07:00

How can so many people have their priorities so messed up that they are more outraged by what Romney is doing with HIS money than by what Obama is doing with THEIRS?!

Suess!

2012-07-06T07:20:00.005-07:00

Man...

2012-07-06T07:20:00.004-07:00

Yup.

Whatever, Loud Sales Guy

2012-06-29T10:06:00.001-07:00

Loud Howard was at it again, standing at the whiteboard behind me, apparently selling the company product to a school for the deaf. I swear, I have never worked somewhere that I haven't found myself silently mouthing "What the fuck?" at least ten times a day.

Just kidding...

2012-06-29T06:24:00.001-07:00

Seriously, you guys should take my beer away when I get that drunk.
Just kidding, I'll fucking kill you.
@st00pidfast

No fingers

2012-06-26T21:06:00.000-07:00

Pandora.com's "unselectable" code

2012-06-26T14:14:00.000-07:00

Ha ha, Pandora. You don't want me to cut and paste lyrics off your webpage, do you? Too bad you use jQuery on your site and I can use it to undo everything you did to protect your precious text. I selected it, I copied it, I pasted it, and I don't even feel bad. Because I don't give two shits.

and

rock.

And so do I.

Coding Hell...

2012-06-20T08:54:00.002-07:00

default case wasn't adding a row to my file when it should have added two. dumped all its parameters one at a time to prove the logic, everything checked out, took out the dumps, now it works. changes to the code: zero. ability to explain why it wasn't working before: zero. wasted time: priceless.

Mind blown.

2012-06-19T13:05:00.001-07:00

Resisting change

2012-06-18T08:45:00.001-07:00

Change is going to happen. If the only reason you are against it is because it creates a little more work for you then I don't have time to convince you, I have to go back to work; I already adapted.

You couldn't convince anyone at this morning's meeting, but sure, let's put it in PowerPoint and try again. ~@meetingboy

The guy who takes the last of the coffee...

2012-06-15T06:24:00.001-07:00

And is too busy to start a new pot. I dislike you, and don't give two shits about how busy or important you think you are. You suck.

I want...

2012-06-13T11:17:00.001-07:00

I might have to get one of these. Don't know if I could fly it at work though.

Why work doesn't matter...

2012-06-13T06:48:00.003-07:00

Hugh hits another home run with something he probably has been carrying around in his wallet for a long time.

Accounting...

2012-06-04T13:30:00.001-07:00

Having just endured an hour long meeting with accountants, I feel empowered by my conscious decision several years ago to not become an accountant.

Bain Capitol

2012-05-23T10:51:00.001-07:00

Private equity, corporations, and the free market make the US economy run. Not the government. I don't give two shits how much money anybody makes. Good for them, I am sick of hearing politicians attacking companies for making money and saying its not fair. Its what they fucking do, morons.