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The Windows 7 Whopper From Burger King Japan

big M — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:21:14 +0000

With today being the release date of Windows 7, we came across this advertisement for Windows 7 in Japan. Microsoft teamed up with Burger King to create the Windows 7 Whopper!! It’s a Burger King Whopper stacked with 7 patties to celebrate Microsoft’s Window 7. You can check it out at Burger King Japan’s official site. Think You Could eat it?

Why You Should Never Use Weird Japanese Programs

big M — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:21:36 +0000

Here is why you should never use weird Japanese Programs. They will break up your relationship.

A Public Service Announcement From Mike

big M — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:04:54 +0000

Now, usually at ESBU, we are not fans of public service announcements, but mike has something that he would like to get off his chest. So here it is, A Public Service Announcement From Mike:

Marge Simpson Bears It All for Playboy

big M — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 04:02:21 +0000

So, the big news this week is that Marge Simpson will be the cover girl for the November 2009 issue of Playboy. Although many of you are shocked at this announcement, we are not! Our ESBU investigators have investigated Marge Simpson and we’ve realized that it was only a matter of time before Marge Simpson posed for Playboy. From her girl-on-girl kisses to her sexy poses for Maxim magazine. Marge Simpson

A really Cool Watch

big M — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 02:49:32 +0000

The ORA is the brainchild of Greek Designer, Alexandros Stasinopoulos. It features some really complicated and cool watch terminology. We just think that it looks cool…

Megan Fox Loves Star Wars

big M — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:27:57 +0000

Nerds rejoice! Thanks to this photo of Megan Fox in a Star Wars t-shirt, there is still hope for us! We now have proof that Megan Fox loves Star Wars. Did I mention that she is smoking hot? And even hotter with a Star Wars t-shirt?

Megan Fox vs Meagan Good

big M — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:22:54 +0000

Ok, I have to admit that Megan Fox is increadibly hot!! But because of her incredible hotness, people are starting to forget the other incredibly hot Meagan: Meagan Good. So, as a public service announcement, ESBU is reminding you of the other hot Meagan. Once again, you’re welcome!

The Star Wars Flow Chart

big M — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:03:47 +0000

With six Star Wars movies to chose from, it sometimes gets confusing to know which star wars movie that you are watching. To help simplify things, Maxim magazine has come up with the Star Wars flow chart. Now, thanks to this chart, you will always be able to figure out which Star Wars film you are watching.

The Computer Power Test

big M — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:38:36 +0000

Using some of the most sophisticated technologies available, the geniuses at ESBU have created the computer power test. This Advanced super-creation will ALWAYS tell you if your computer is on or off. I bet it gave you the right answer…

Star Wars’ Stormtroopers On Vacation

big M — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 02:03:36 +0000

A Pretty Cool compilation of Storm Troopers on vacation….