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    <title>West Ham United 1, Everton FC 2</title>
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    <published>2009-11-08T18:54:58Z</published>
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    <summary> Everton secured a much-needed first win in five Barclays Premier League games with a battling 2-1 victory at West Ham, who slipped back into the relegation zone. Louis Saha, who missed the midweek Europa League defeat to Benfica with...</summary>
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<p>Everton secured a much-needed first win in five Barclays Premier League games with a battling 2-1 victory at West Ham, who slipped back into the relegation zone.</p>

<p>Louis Saha, who missed the midweek Europa League defeat to Benfica with a calf problem, netted from 20 yards against the run of play on 26 minutes.</p>

<p>Dan Gosling added a second just after the hour, but the Hammers made a fight of it following an own goal by Tony Hibbert.</p>]]>
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West Ham's England Under-21 forward Zavon Hines was handed a start for the injured Carlton Cole, having netted a dramatic last-minute winner here against Aston Villa in midweek.</p>

<p>The youngster again looked lively, bursting into the left side of the penalty area, before going down under a shoulder charge from Hibbert, as referee Alan Wiley waved away the half-hearted appeals for a spot-kick.</p>

<p>Everton deployed five in midfield and were content to let West Ham have plenty of the ball, waiting patiently for their chance.</p>

<p>However, Gianfranco Zola's men continued to look dangerous, as Julien Faubert flashed a low cross through the six-yard box following a sweeping passing move.</p>

<p>Hines again caused a threat down the left side, and Scott Parker almost capitalised when he got past Joseph Yobo, but then shot straight at Tim Howard.</p>

<p>The Everton defender redeemed himself when coming across to cut out Parker's through ball, which would have sent Hines clear.</p>

<p>Then, out of nothing, Everton took the lead on 26 minutes.</p>

<p>Tim Cahill battled to hold the ball up on the edge of the West Ham box, before laying it back to Saha.</p>

<p>The French striker, 20 yards out, needed no second invitation - and drilled his first-time shot low into the bottom right corner.</p>

<p>The goal was against the run of play, and left Upton Park in stunned silence - apart from the band of travelling Everton supporters on the far side.</p>

<p>West Ham, who battled back from 2-0 down to draw with Arsenal here last month, immediately looked to get on the offensive again.</p>

<p>Everton, though, had much more composure now, with Belgian midfielder Marouane Fellaini coming into the game.</p>

<p>Saha headed a corner wide as Everton came close to doubling their lead before the interval.</p>

<p>The home side had more impetus at the start of the second half, Junior Stanislas having replaced Jack Collison.</p>

<p>A sweeping long ball forward from Manuel Da Costa almost fell for Luis Jimenez in the Everton box, but he was crowded out.</p>

<p>The Chilean was then replaced by Alessandro Diamanti, who helped turn the game against Arsenal.</p>

<p>Everton also made a change on 57 minutes when Ayegbeni Yakubu came on for Saha, who appeared to be troubled by his calf.</p>

<p>Stanislas, from 20 yards, flashed a low drive just wide.</p>

<p>However, Everton snatched a second on the break after 64 minutes.</p>

<p>Cahill and Yakubu battled for possession at the edge of the penalty area, before the substitute pushed the ball out to Gosling on the overlap down the right.</p>

<p>His first shot was blocked by Robert Green, but the ball fell straight back to the Everton winger, who this time drilled it into the net.</p>

<p>West Ham, though, hit back moments later.</p>

<p>Diamanti sent a deep pass over the Everton defence, on to which Stanislas ran.</p>

<p>The West Ham forward clipped his shot past the advancing Howard, but the ball did not appear to have enough pace to roll over the line and Hibbert looked set to hack clear - only for the defender to boot the ball into his own net as Upton Park erupted.</p>

<p>The West Ham faithful sensed an equaliser, with Diamanti curling a 20-yard effort just over before Hines stabbed wide after getting ahead of Yobo.</p>

<p>Howard saved Diamanti's free-kick and Everton survived a couple of scrambles in the six-yard box as the Hammers were denied a second successive dramatic finale.</p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Clean Sheet, Please!</title>
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    <published>2009-11-08T11:33:45Z</published>
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    <summary>The last few weeks have been pretty terrible ones to be an Everton fan - in fact, it has been pretty hard to even write about my beloved Toffees (hence, the silence). The draw against Aston Villa was a brief...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The last few weeks have been pretty terrible ones to be an Everton fan - in fact, it has been pretty hard to even write about my beloved Toffees (hence, the silence). The draw against Aston Villa was a brief respite, but despite what I thought was a good performance, I always knew we would concede a goal. </p>

<p>And what a comedy goal it was. We got completely overloaded down our right but when the ball came into the box we had so many chances to get tight and prevent a shot at goal. Gabriel Agbonlahor eventually scuffing a shot that somehow got past a number of defenders, Howard parries it, yet it evades all our defenders to drop for big John Carew. Even then there is still a chance to prevent a goal but it flicks between Joseph Yobo's legs. </p>

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<p>The three uses of coordinating conjunctions ('but' twice and 'yet' once) in that four sentence paragraph probably gives its own indication of the chances we had to clear. And that is the annoying things as for 89 minutes out of the 90 our defence looks solid. However, for one minute per game we always a lapse in concentration, leading to a panic and then we concede some woeful goal, full of defensive mishaps and excuses. Just look at Benfica's second on Thursday night. They get space; we lose composure and try to encircle the ball before it drops to an unmarked attacker. Agh!<br />
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        <![CDATA[<p>It's strange as for the first time under David Moyes, I really believe that we have the capability to score goals. Out of the 18 games we have played in all competitions this season we have only failed to score in three. However, we have only managed to keep five clean sheets and this is the opposite of what we have come to expect. In previous seasons the battle was always to score but we defended with aplomb. </p>

<p>At the start of the week, I was assuring myself that pretty soon Phil Jagielka and Mikel Arteta would be back, and they would help shore things up. Jagielka to provide inspiration in defence and Arteta to give us composure in the centre of midfield when we just need someone to keep the ball - I've lost count of the number of times that we have clumsy surrendered possession on the halfway line. However, the two have now had injury set-backs that mean we won't be seeing them in blue for a while yet. </p>

<p>I continue to defend our attempts at attacking play, I think we continue to try and hold possession more with our full-backs pushing forward - although we have to look incisive on more occasions. For all the talk of us not managing to break Villa down last week, we did score first and should have gone on to win the game. What I can't defend is the back-four and there dreadful collapses in concentration; Moyes needs to put this right and soon. <br />
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    <title>Latest Everton FC news from the Liverpool ECHO</title>
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    <published>2009-11-07T11:07:26Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-07T11:06:21Z</updated>

    <summary> New Everton injury blow as Phil Jagielka undergoes cartilage surgery EVERTON have been dealt a second major injury blow in a week after Phil Jagielka required an operation on his troublesome knee. West Ham v Everton: Tony Cottee still...</summary>
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<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/11/07/new-everton-injury-blow-as-phil-jagielka-undergoes-cartilage-surgery-100252-25110585/">New Everton injury blow as Phil Jagielka undergoes cartilage surgery</a></big></strong></u></p>

<p>EVERTON have been dealt a second major injury blow in a week after Phil Jagielka required an operation on his troublesome knee.</p>

<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/11/07/west-ham-v-everton-tony-cottee-still-irked-by-missing-out-on-medals-at-goodison-100252-25110271/">West Ham v Everton: Tony Cottee still irked by missing out on medals at Goodison</a></big></strong></u></p>

<p>TONY Cottee is not usually one for regrets, but something still nags.</p>

<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/11/07/why-portugese-legend-eusebio-will-always-be-a-goodness-hero-100252-25109494/">Why Portugese legend Eusebio will always be a 'Goodness' hero</a></big></strong></u></p>

<p>EUSEBIO is a footballer whose name will carry the ages and it was humbling to see him travel to Merseyside with Benfica's party on Thursday evening.</p>

<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/11/07/injury-setback-is-so-sickening-for-everton-maestro-mikel-arteta-100252-25109495/">Injury setback is so sickening for Everton maestro Mikel Arteta</a></big></strong></u></p>

<p>IT should have been the year that came from Mikel Arteta's dreams but instead it has turned out to be nothing short of a living nightmare.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Everton got caught by two Benfica sucker punches</title>
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    <published>2009-11-07T10:53:13Z</published>
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    <summary> I WAS at Goodison Park to watch the Benfica game on Thursday and was proud of the attendance and atmosphere - it was a perfect night for football. Unfortunately the game itself didn't quite live up to its billing...</summary>
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<p>I WAS at Goodison Park to watch the Benfica game on Thursday and was proud of the attendance and atmosphere - it was a perfect night for football.</p>

<p>Unfortunately the game itself didn't quite live up to its billing and Everton were once again caught with sucker punches.</p>

<p>The second goal also gave the scoreline a slightly skewed look because I didn't think there were two goals between them - however it was poor defending.</p>

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        <![CDATA[<p>Despite the defeat, I am still confident my prediction Everton will progress from Group I, will come true.</p>

<p>Also, by the time the knockout stages come round, hopefully the side will be a lot better equipped to deal with what promises to be top European competition.</p>

<p>Obviously the news of Mike Arteta's set back in his bid to return from a long term knee injury, was a real blow.</p>

<p>At present, David Moyes is having to play players out of position, like Tim Cahill, where we are not getting the best out of him even though he is happy to do it.</p>

<p>Or certain players are not on the top of their game like Fellaini or Yakubu.</p>

<p>Of course Yakubu will inevitably take a few games to get himself going again.</p>

<p>Although we are a long way off having to talk about 'must win' games, the next block of matches provide Everton with games which will be very important to win.</p>

<p>We go to West Ham on Sunday and on the 25th we are at Hull City.</p>

<p>They are then followed up by games which are very difficult at the best of times; straight after the international break we go to Manchester United before the derby at the end of the month.</p>

<p>It has been a very difficult couple of months for Moyes and it does not look like it is going to get any easier.</p>

<p>The news Chelsea's transfer ban has been suspended by FIFA was not a surprise and I imagine they will be spending big on one or two players in January to further enhance their status as favourites to win the Premier League.</p>

<p>FIFA imposed the ban well within the remit of their regulations but Chelsea would always have been confident of having the ban lifted.</p>

<p>The ban imposed on the club in the first place was excessive and appeared to be made because it was a top English club.</p>

<p>Old Firm move south puzzles me</p>

<p>ONCE again the expansion of the Premier League has been proposed this week.</p>

<p>I am unsurprised a chairman of one of the division's yo-yo clubs has been at the forefront of putting it back on the agenda, they want to keep their share of the Premier League riches.</p>

<p>It has been mooted Rangers and Celtic should join the new format and they would certainly bring good fan bases with them.</p>

<p>However, anyone who knows about football politics will look immediately at the difficulties this would present.</p>

<p>They would be excluded from playing in Europe as they no longer played in their own country.</p>

<p>Cardiff City and Swansea City have been given the right to play in Europe should they qualify because they have always played in the English Football League - that type of dispensation would not be available to Rangers and Celtic.</p>

<p>Also, if Rangers and Celtic were to go straight into the Premier League, how would the potential top flight sides from the Championship feel.</p>

<p>A more equitable distribution of finances is required to maintain competition and stability.</p>]]>
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    <title>Sham or shame?</title>
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    <published>2009-11-06T11:15:37Z</published>
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    <summary> The biggest danger we are in at the moment is believing our own publicity. We are all told that Tim Cahill has travelled 10,000 miles to play at Everton. Well it certainly showed last night - he looked mentally...</summary>
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<p>The biggest danger we are in at the moment is believing our own publicity. We are all told that Tim Cahill has travelled 10,000 miles to play at Everton. Well it certainly showed last night - he looked mentally and physically shattered. Captain? Midfield player? I don't think so. <br />
A semi-buzz went round the ground that Jo was coming on. So what? How many times did he fall over? How many times did he face their goal? <br />
Again, Fellaini flatters to deceive. He looked competent in the first half but his only deceptive qualities are that he is slower than you think.  <br />
And the callers on the way home who couldn't wait for "our backbone" Phil Neville to return are as deluded as those thinking we weren't turned over by a team playing football the old Everton way. If Baines, Rodwell, Howard and the foot of the post hadn't been there, we'd have suffered another 5-0 defeat. Imagine if this had been a knock out match!!!!!!</p>

<p>But for me the shameful part of the night wasn't Bilyaletdinov's (Diniyar know what yer doin' lad?) appalling lack of common sense in passing (????!!!) up a great free kick opportunity right on the edge of the box, or the sight of Leighton Baines running the full width of the pitch in order to stop Tony Hibbert taking a free kick. No, it was at half-time. The idiot who is in charge of half-time announcements had to fade out a heart-felt appeal for Madeleine McCann because he hadn't the sense to work out the timings. I would have been distraught to hear the words suddenly disappear and the images quickly replaced by the half-time scores. It sounds a petty comment to make, but I thought it spoke volumes: we believe our own worthless publicity and can't even put across a message that has some merit.  <br />
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    <title>Latest Everton FC news from the Liverpool ECHO</title>
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    <published>2009-11-06T07:41:58Z</published>
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    <summary> Outclassed by Benfica but Everton will keep up the fight - Tony Hibbert TONY Hibbert admits Everton were simply "outclassed" by Benfica in the second half of last night's Europa League match. Everton 0, Benfica 2: Blues spark fizzles...</summary>
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<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/11/06/outclassed-by-benfica-but-everton-will-keep-up-the-fight-tony-hibbert-100252-25103964/">Outclassed by Benfica but Everton will keep up the fight - Tony Hibbert</a></big></strong></u></p>

<p>TONY Hibbert admits Everton were simply "outclassed" by Benfica in the second half of last night's Europa League match.</p>

<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-match-reports/2009/11/06/everton-0-benfica-2-blues-spark-fizzles-out-100252-25103960/">Everton 0, Benfica 2: Blues spark fizzles out</a></big></strong></u></p>

<p>ON a night when Goodison Park was supposed to be ablaze with atmosphere it was the team's lack of spark which had the fans groaning at full-time.</p>

<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/11/06/everton-fc-manager-david-moyes-bemoans-his-side-s-lack-of-quality-in-benfica-defeat-100252-25103968/">Everton FC manager David Moyes bemoans his side's lack of 'quality' in Benfica defeat</a></big></strong></u></p>

<p>EVERTON manager David Moyes was frustrated by the manner of the defeat to Benfica which has left his team's hopes of qualifying from the Europa League hanging in the balance.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Raffa the Gaffer's gaff helps Arteta torment </title>
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    <published>2009-11-05T17:29:09Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-05T17:38:35Z</updated>

    <summary> Our Tetta's latest set back: Boo Hoo!!! Our Raffa's latest gaff : Woo Hoo!!!! Great night's entertainment. If you could have planned it better, well only the Kings of Leon singing in the centre circle would have topped it:...</summary>
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Our Tetta's latest set back: Boo Hoo!!!<br />
Our Raffa's latest gaff : Woo Hoo!!!!</p>

<p>Great night's entertainment. If you could have planned it better, well only the Kings of Leon singing in the centre circle would have topped it: Playing really well, score an unbelievable screamer like days of old in the last few minutes. We all looked fools........... then enter Raffa the Gaffer, Super Spanish Waiter.................  "What do I do Sammy? We look as if the game is won. Should we play to the final whistle? No, I take El Torres off........ It always works. Que?"   </p>

<p>Pan to screaming little red beach ball Sammy.: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! I can just see those ******* Mancs and Evertonians putting more beer in the fridge".  </p>

<p>Pan to Raffa: "Por favore Sammy, I've done it again. Que? Dohhhhhhhhhh!!!"</p>

<p>Priceless!<br />
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    <title>Latest Everton FC news from the Liverpool ECHO</title>
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    <published>2009-11-05T07:43:57Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-05T07:41:36Z</updated>

    <summary> Everton fans can roar us to Europa League victory over Benfica - David Moyes DAVID MOYES has called on the Everton fans to help fire his side past Benfica this evening. Revenge is not Everton's aim in Benfica Europa...</summary>
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<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/11/05/everton-fans-can-roar-us-to-europa-league-victory-over-benfica-david-moyes-100252-25095074/">Everton fans can roar us to Europa League victory over Benfica - David Moyes</a></big></strong></u></p>

<p>DAVID MOYES has called on the Everton fans to help fire his side past Benfica this evening.</p>

<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/11/05/revenge-is-not-everton-s-aim-in-benfica-europa-league-clash-david-moyes-100252-25095072/">Revenge is not Everton's aim in Benfica Europa League clash - David Moyes</a></big></strong></u></p>

<p>WHEN Benfica scored their fifth goal at the Estadio da Luz two weeks ago, it hurt one man more than most.</p>

<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/11/05/everton-fc-fans-urged-to-buy-their-tickets-early-for-benfica-clash-at-goodison-park-100252-25096055/">Everton FC fans urged to buy their tickets early for Benfica clash at Goodison Park</a></big></strong></u></p>

<p>EVERTON are advising supporters planning to attend Thursday's Europa group game against Benfica to purchase their tickets in plenty of time.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Everton v Benfica: Europa League system dilutes true European excitement</title>
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    <published>2009-11-05T07:01:03Z</published>
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    <summary> JACK RODWELL has made some noises about Everton avenging their heaviest-ever European defeat, and Phil Neville believes that Benfica are in for a bit of a rude awakening at Goodison tonight, but in all honesty this Europa League game...</summary>
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<p>JACK RODWELL has made some noises about Everton avenging their heaviest-ever European defeat, and Phil Neville believes that Benfica are in for a bit of a rude awakening at Goodison tonight, but in all honesty this Europa League game doesn't really seem to have captured the fans' imagination as much as it might.</p>

<p>Perhaps it's the very fact that even if the Portuguese triumph over David Moyes's team again, there are still another six points up for grabs in Athens and at home to BATE; so qualification to the next stage is well within Everton's grasp, regardless of the outcome this evening.</p>

<p>It's also difficult to work up any animosity towards Benfica, even after they stuck five goals past Tim Howard in the Stadium of Light. The fact of the matter is they couldn't help themselves.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>And while Everton put on a more respectable performance against Aston Villa on Saturday, displaying at least the fight we expect from them, even if the football still isn't great, David Moyes is still some way off fielding a team strong enough to give his continental counterpart, Jorge Jesus, any sleepless nights.</p>

<p>Thankfully Leighton Baines is back, and it's no coincidence that the whole side has looked far more balanced since his return.</p>

<p>The full-back's forward runs are an integral part of the team's best attacking play now, and it's incredible to think that just over a year or so ago it looked like he had no future at Goodison as he struggled to hold down a place.</p>

<p>Another more recent addition who the manager might have problems accommodating in the future is Johnny Heitinga. </p>

<p>While his enthusiasm is admirable, it's hard to figure out just what his best position is. </p>

<p>He doesn't look as dominant in central defence as either Joseph Yobo or Sylvain Distin, never mind the on-the-mend Phil Jagielka, while Lucas Neill appears to have already made right-back his own. </p>

<p>That leaves midfield, where the Dutchman did a passable job against Villa, but surely he is too similar in style to Neville to operate there when the club captain is fit.</p>

<p>However, with news that Mikel Arteta has suffered yet another setback, Moyes probably can't wait to wrestle with that kind of selection dilemma.</p>]]>
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    <title>Latest Everton news from the Liverpool Daily Post</title>
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    <published>2009-11-05T07:00:18Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-05T08:19:58Z</updated>

    <summary> David Moyes: We have nothing to fear against Benfica at Goodison Park MANAGER David Moyes fully expects Benfica to attack his team this evening - but says with a vocal home support, Everton have nothing to fear. Goalkeeper Tim...</summary>
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<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpooldailypost.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/11/05/david-moyes-we-have-nothing-to-fear-against-benfica-at-goodison-park-everton-fc-latest-92534-25095920/">David Moyes: We have nothing to fear against Benfica at Goodison Park</a></big></strong></u></p>

<p>MANAGER David Moyes fully expects Benfica to attack his team this evening - but says with a vocal home support, Everton have nothing to fear.</p>

<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpooldailypost.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/11/05/goalkeeper-tim-howard-calls-for-everton-fc-to-rediscover-their-defensive-mean-streak-again-92534-25095918/">Goalkeeper Tim Howard calls for Everton FC to rediscover their defensive mean streak again</a></big></strong></u></p>

<p>PLAYING in Europe's best stadiums is every footballers dream but now Tim Howard has had a taste, he can't wait to come home.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>Euro hopes high</title>
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    <published>2009-11-04T18:09:04Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-04T18:10:45Z</updated>

    <summary>Benfica this week. A chance to redeem ourselves. A chance to gain confidence. The atmosphere will be great. Let's make sure of that. We may be without some of our artists, but there are also encouraging signs - Lucas Neil...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Benfica this week. A chance to redeem ourselves. A chance to gain confidence. The atmosphere will be great. Let's make sure of that. <br />
We may be without some of our artists, but there are also encouraging signs - Lucas Neil is looking very handy, with some excellent distribution; Johnny Heitinga is working well with Jack Rodwell; the Yak is back and King Louis plays to perfection.<br />
So, a good welcome for Benfica, followed by misery. We hope.<br />
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        <![CDATA[<p>That is, of course, if the players can concentrate. I refer to the latest mischief by the papers regarding the Manchester teams eyeing Rodwell with a view to the future. They are expected to make a bid in the summer.<br />
There are so many ways one could look at this - leaked interest as indirect tapping up; winding up EFC before a big game; the media trying to ensure that only the richest clubs are seen to be worthy of top talent; or just a slow day so make up a story. Ho hum.<br />
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    <title>Latest Everton FC news from the Liverpool Echo</title>
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    <published>2009-11-04T09:07:41Z</published>
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    <summary> Fresh injury anguish for Mikel Arteta Spaniard breaks down again as recovery stalls. Everton FC supporter letters...</summary>
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<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/11/04/everton-fc-rocked-by-fresh-mikel-arteta-injury-anguish-100252-25086249/">Fresh injury anguish for Mikel Arteta</a></big></strong></u></p>

<p>Spaniard breaks down again as recovery stalls.</p>

<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/11/04/everton-fc-supporter-letters-100252-25087825/">Everton FC supporter letters</a></big></strong></u></p>]]>
        
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    <title>Nigel Martyn: Everton FC have to change gear</title>
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    <published>2009-11-03T09:39:46Z</published>
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    <summary>AND so we are into the month that contains the fixture every Evertonian looks forward to more than any other during the course of a season. But if the Merseyside derby is going to be memorable experience for all Blues,...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>AND so we are into the month that contains the fixture every Evertonian looks forward to more than any other during the course of a season.</p>

<p>But if the Merseyside derby is going to be memorable experience for all Blues, we have got to emerge from this mini-slump with all guns blazing; things are difficult at the moment and the situation is not getting easier.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>David Moyes, though, will be looking at the run of fixtures we have between now and November 29 as providing the perfect opportunity to establish form and rhythm before we welcome our neighbours once more.</p>

<p>He will also be aware, however, that this month will ultimately dictate how the remainder of the campaign pans out - will we hover around mid-table or can we get into a groove and push those sides contesting the European places?</p>

<p>At this moment in time, they look miles ahead of us and there is no disputing we are struggling to show any kind of consistency - too many points have been squandered at home against sides that we usual beat.</p>

<p>Normally you would expect us to see off teams like Stoke and Wolves without much fuss, while you might also back an in-form Everton to see of Aston Villa but those three draws at home have been really damaging.</p>

<p>Hindsight might prove a draw with Villa wasn't such a bad result but it was disappointing that we conceded a goal to John Carew so soon after half-time, having done well to get in front initially. We should really have pressed home our advantage.</p>

<p>Of course, it is really hard being without key player such as Mikel Arteta and Steven Pienaar and it's a big ask for others to step in to fill such creative shoes.</p>

<p>However, one thing you can set your clock by is Everton's determination, even when things aren't going to plan, and it will be a case of digging in to stop the slide when we travel to Upton Park on Sunday.</p>

<p>West Ham have endured a troubled start to the season yet two draws against Arsenal and Sunderland has hinted that they might be about to turn the tide; Gianfranco Zola will fancy his chances of masterminding a win against Everton.</p>

<p>Yet David will be thinking exactly the same and who knows? A win at Upton Park might just turn out to be the key to derby success.</p>

<p><strong>Blues will feel the benefit when star duo Phil Neville and Phil Jagielka return</strong></p>

<p>PHIL NEVILLE and Phil Jagielka played a massive part in Everton's success last season and hopefully it won't be long before they are playing again.</p>

<p>The news coming out of Finch Farm is positive on both men and I heard Jags say last week that he hopes to resume contact training shortly.</p>

<p>He, of course, was the star man last season and while the defence hasn't been creaking beyond repair while he has been out, David Moyes will be much happier when the England man is back available for selection.</p>

<p>Similar sentiments apply to Neville. Though the manager has experimented by naming different captains, my old team-mates's leadership skills have been missed.</p>

<p>I'm glad Phil won over the section of supporters who perhaps were not his greatest fans last season, as he has never given anything other than his very best wherever he has played.</p>

<p>Everton have missed his steadying influence; hopefully normal service will resume soon.</p>

<p><strong>John Heitinga's form is Goodison Park's hottest topic</strong></p>

<p>JOHN HEITINGA has sparked a good deal of debate since he joined the Blues on transfer deadline day.</p>

<p>Versatile and talented, David Moyes bought him to put pressure on a number of positions in his team but I know the men who occupy the roles he can play and they won't give up their spots without a fight.</p>

<p>He has played mainly as a defender, even though he has designs on operating as a midfielder, and has shown some good points - and some not so good points.</p>

<p>But I thought he was a little bit better against Aston Villa and it was noticeable that the manager chose to say he had improved.</p>

<p>Always committed to the cause, Heitinga is a player who certainly does not lack confidence but there is no chance of him being allowed to become the big 'I am' in a dressing room that has been devoid of egos for many years.</p>

<p>In all likelihood, he will probably end up being a right-back but I have noticed that Tony Hibbert's form has picked up since he has been here.</p>

<p>When the manager has all his players fit, he will have some tough decisions to make - and it remains to be seen whether Heitinga slots into the best XI.</p>]]>
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    <title>Latest Everton FC news from the Liverpool Echo</title>
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    <published>2009-11-03T09:33:43Z</published>
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    <summary>David Moyes anxious over Tim Cahill fitness Australian midfielder doubt for Benfica match. Hosting World Cup games worth £200m to city Everton to take part in bid....</summary>
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<p>Australian midfielder doubt for Benfica match.</p>

<p><u><strong><big><a href="http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/11/03/hosting-world-cup-games-could-be-worth-200m-to-liverpool-100252-25075330/">Hosting World Cup games worth £200m to city</a></big></strong></u></p>

<p>Everton to take part in bid.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Benfica lose at Braga (VIDEO)</title>
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    <published>2009-11-03T09:23:24Z</published>
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    <summary>To lift the hopes of Blues everywhere, here are Benfica losing at Braga this weekend. highlights - MyVideo...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>To lift the hopes of Blues everywhere, here are Benfica losing at Braga this weekend.</p>

<p><object style='width:460px;height:406px;' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' data='http://www.myvideo.de/movie/7059098'> <param name='movie' value='http://www.myvideo.de/movie/7059098' />	<param name='AllowFullscreen' value='true' /> </object><br/><a href='http://www.myvideo.de/watch/7059098' title='highlights - MyVideo'>highlights - MyVideo</a></p>]]>
        
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