<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Fri, 25 Oct 2024 01:39:44 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>school</category><category>rant</category><category>trip</category><category>allergy experiment</category><category>exercise</category><category>new blog</category><category>every time I poop</category><category>new word</category><category>relax</category><category>autoball</category><category>earthquake</category><category>sunsweet</category><category>5oldgays</category><category>911</category><category>birthday</category><category>c#</category><category>dbkundalini</category><category>dentist</category><category>dream</category><category>frezned</category><category>george carlin</category><category>julia nunes</category><category>mickmusing</category><category>moving</category><category>seanbedlam</category><category>secretnaughtybedlam</category><category>shrine of relaxation</category><category>special thanks</category><category>story</category><category>theotherbedlam</category><category>totally left out FUCK</category><category>validation</category><category>welcome</category><title>Every time I poop...</title><description></description><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>114</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-4828150682831456335</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 05:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-18T00:02:59.437-05:00</atom:updated><title>Debbie Downer</title><atom:summary type="text">This skit always cracks me up, they just can&#39;t keep a straight face.</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/04/debbie-downer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-6568188002679722910</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-17T19:53:37.793-05:00</atom:updated><title>Perhaps relaxation</title><atom:summary type="text">I think if I came into contact with the right person I would begin to relax, and it would be specifically because the person relaxes me, whether they&#39;re doing it intentionally or not.  I should find this person.</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/04/perhaps-relaxation.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-5157956454520639398</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-14T23:41:25.726-05:00</atom:updated><title>Creativity returns</title><atom:summary type="text">Awesomely, I&#39;ve found myself being more creative recently.  It has just been sort of popping out at random times.I didn&#39;t mention it before but I&#39;m not going to use this blog to spout worthless depressing shit anymore.  I think I&#39;ve had enough of that for one lifetime.</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/04/creativity-returns.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-8409916211518900099</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-12T17:07:26.692-05:00</atom:updated><title>Is it true?</title><atom:summary type="text">Have I inadvertently turned myself into an emo?</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/04/is-it-true.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-4564573942124609540</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-08T23:27:41.308-05:00</atom:updated><title>I know...  and someone?</title><atom:summary type="text">I said I wasn&#39;t going to post anymore, but I am.  Fuck it. I guess the THOUGHT that someone might actually read this and feel sorry for me makes me feel better somehow.  Am I an attention whore or something?  I dunno the only reason I&#39;m posting is because I&#39;ve been drinking.Anyway there&#39;s this girl at school I kind of like.  She&#39;s younger than me but I don&#39;t think she&#39;s TOO young.  5 years...  </atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-know-and-someone.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-6728188100355293248</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-03T23:31:00.404-05:00</atom:updated><title>No one cares.</title><atom:summary type="text">I was going to do a post about how I wish I could be one of those people that didn&#39;t care, but then I realized that no one cares about what I think or say.  So, I&#39;m done.</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/04/no-one-cares.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-3407791376965944569</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-01T14:17:29.522-05:00</atom:updated><title>Ytyn?</title><atom:summary type="text">I think it&#39;s interesting that in a system of rotating masses the rotational kinetic energy is equal to the sum of the individual masses&#39; kinetic energies.  It makes perfect sense if you think about it...</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/03/you-think-youre-nerdy.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-4283219812875162460</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-31T18:17:44.583-05:00</atom:updated><title>Amazing impressionist</title><atom:summary type="text">Unfortunately it looks like this guy doesn&#39;t make videos anymore, but the ones he has posted are pretty incredible.  Check em out.</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/03/amazing-impressionist.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-627347420161277844</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-30T23:12:39.963-05:00</atom:updated><title>Nerd</title><atom:summary type="text">I&#39;m such a nerd.  I really need to find some fellow nerds to befriend.  Or just someone in general.  I spent all spring break pretty much alone in my apartment playing WoW because I had nothing else to do and nowhere to go.</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/03/nerd.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-4594679788261719433</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-30T23:11:23.668-05:00</atom:updated><title>Release...if briefly</title><atom:summary type="text">Two days ago I cried for the first time since before my grandma died some five plus years ago.  It was only a matter of something slightly tear-inducing happening to cause me to cry, and this time it came in the form of leaving my guild in WoW.  I know, I&#39;m a fucking pussy, whatever.  I was sick of the guild in general but I had been there for a whole year or more and they were just going in a </atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/03/releaseif-briefly.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-7411398709570970809</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 07:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-14T01:02:36.932-06:00</atom:updated><title>The edge...</title><atom:summary type="text">I feel like I might be on the verge of breakdown.  My consciousness is resisting it but my head feels like it&#39;s about to cave in.  It will almost certainly happen this weekend, if it doesn&#39;t it&#39;s going to be a rough week next week.  I&#39;m in desperate need of emotional release, and I&#39;m not sure how to achieve it.</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/02/edge.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-4121729827014667178</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-02-04T21:19:49.441-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">school</category><title>Exhausted</title><atom:summary type="text">School is kicking my ass right now.  I am totally swamped with homework and I&#39;m feeling so fucking lonely...I just can&#39;t seem to make myself make any social connections with anyone yet... Gonna make dinner...I feel really sad...</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/02/exhausted.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-6835856444887050903</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 00:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-17T19:02:20.345-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">validation</category><title>Validation</title><atom:summary type="text">This is the biggest piece of awesome I have seen in quite some time.  It&#39;s a short film called &quot;Validation&quot; starring TJ Thyne and Vicki Davis.  Credits at the end or on the Youtube page.  Watch it!</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/01/validation.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-6939607756810870638</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-17T16:18:05.544-06:00</atom:updated><title>Dirty laundry</title><atom:summary type="text">I had the pleasure of visiting the coin-op laundromat today.  It really wasn&#39;t that bad, except I was trying to sit and play some Tetris on my phone and these kids kept shaking the shit out of the bench, making it impossible to focus.  Also I was surprised to see that smoking is apparently allowed in there.  Might be the last non-bar in St. Louis that still allows it besides the airport, and I&#39;m </atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/01/dirty-laundry.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-343701603847412614</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-09T20:35:08.885-06:00</atom:updated><title>Moved in</title><atom:summary type="text">So I&#39;ve successfully moved in and am teaching myself to cook.  I&#39;ve started a new blog to catalog my attempts...you can find it here:The Noob Chef</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2009/01/moved-in.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-7500333199306321555</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 02:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-12-30T21:17:58.099-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">moving</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">school</category><title>Moving</title><atom:summary type="text">I&#39;m going to be moving soon so I figured I&#39;d use this space to make a list of the crap I need to get before/when I do.Need:MicrowaveLiquid hand soapLaundry detergentDish soapFood of all kindsBasic living room furnitureSimple shelvingToilet PaperPaper TowelsSpongesVacuum cleanerCookbook(s)Trash can(s)Trash bagsFood storage containersCutting boardBroom and dustpanMaybes:MattressLampsWeights (</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2008/12/moving.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-7884150070920963484</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-11-10T22:16:02.001-06:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">birthday</category><title>Forgotten</title><atom:summary type="text">Ever have all your friends forget your birthday?  I did.  Today.  On my birthday.  Now let me say I&#39;m terrible with birthdays.  I forget at least 3 of my friends birthdays every year.  But two of my friends I always remember, and I talked to them both today.  Neither one said anything.  Luckily both my Mom and Dad remembered this year.  I always forget my dad&#39;s though so I&#39;m actually surprised he</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2008/11/blog-post.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-1617534744857897489</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-28T16:59:09.066-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">dentist</category><title>I have a pain in my mouth...</title><atom:summary type="text">Yesterday my mouth was hurting pretty badly after I ate dinner and it was causing me  a painful headache as well.  I went to the dentist today and discovered my wisdom teeth have come in sideways.Time to have them out...</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-have-pain-in-my-mouth.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3138/2981801921_5fb8710bca_t.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-6883904894218544310</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-21T23:49:21.996-05:00</atom:updated><title>I&#39;m lonely...</title><atom:summary type="text">I&#39;m sad, I&#39;m lonely and I desperately need to make a solid new connection with another human being.  If I go much longer without a relatively consistent friend I don&#39;t know if I&#39;ll be able hold up.</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2008/10/im-lonely.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-8465729824963715618</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 04:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-10-12T00:02:15.199-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">totally left out FUCK</category><title>Ever feel totally left out?</title><atom:summary type="text">Like you don&#39;t get the joke?  Like you&#39;re missing the big picture?  That&#39;s how I feel on a constant basis.  I&#39;m a walking disease just waiting to infect everyone around me.  My life is a big piece of shit covered in flies who can&#39;t mate because they are all mutated from the radiation.  I am alone in a world where emotional contact is key to survival, and yet I survive.  The internet provides </atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2008/10/ever-feel-totally-left-out.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-8538877474314680819</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:23:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-02T21:24:21.614-05:00</atom:updated><title>Sick of it</title><atom:summary type="text">I&#39;m sick of this blog and the bullshit school posts and all that.  I&#39;m not going to do it anymore.  No one reads it anyway.</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2008/07/sick-of-it.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-2413005060551172262</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-28T13:37:37.220-05:00</atom:updated><title>I&#39;m so mad at myself</title><atom:summary type="text">I got way too drunk last night and now I feel like total shit and I don&#39;t want to do anything.  I&#39;m going to end up wasting the weekend because of that.  FUCK!  And I&#39;m all irritable and I&#39;ve already slept most of the day away.  And this is my 100th post.  But who fucking cares.</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2008/06/im-so-mad-at-myself.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-1218643962885315328</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-28T03:06:53.677-05:00</atom:updated><title>School: Semester 1, Day 20</title><atom:summary type="text">I&#39;m pretty drunk at the moment, so today&#39;s post is going to have to wait until tomorrow.  I guess it&#39;s actually yesterday&#39;s post.  Is going to have to wait until today.  I didn&#39;t expect this to happen but I ended up drinking way too much.  Something like 15 drinks tonight.  Sigh...  I&#39;m dizzy.  Tomorrow.</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2008/06/school-semester-1-day-20.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-3307288847906661856</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-26T21:47:42.166-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">school</category><title>School: Semester 1, Day 19</title><atom:summary type="text">In Trig today the teacher removed one of the sections that was supposed to be on Monday&#39;s test.  So now not only are we a day behind, but also a whole extra section.  She even said she&#39;s going to remove a section from the next test and put both those sections onto our final instead.  This means the final is not only cumulative but will also contain the full sections missed on previous tests.  Not</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2008/06/school-semester-1-day-19.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5324337262061979078.post-5095244942230532824</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-25T23:01:45.578-05:00</atom:updated><title>The Terrorist Penis</title><atom:summary type="text">You have to check out this little story from the Witt and Wisdom blog.  It&#39;s quite old (2003) but nonetheless hilarious...My Penis May Be a Terrorist</atom:summary><link>http://everytimeipoop.blogspot.com/2008/06/terrorist-penis.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (romulus267)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>