Everybody Hates Luigi

Shit bricks

2010-08-30T12:20:00.003-06:00

I told my boss if he sees luigi he will shit bricks.........well he did. He should have listened to me.

Disturbing Luigi!!

2009-11-23T20:16:00.001-07:00

It never ceases to amaze me how many creative ways that flash animators come up with to kill the Green Idiot. It's kinda like "Saw", with all of the dumb plot twists left out. Say, that reminds me, I think I need to hop on over to GoDaddy and buy http://www.everybodyhatessaw.com/.

BTW, I didn't really buy the domain, so stop clicking on the freakin' link already.

More Luigi Pwnage

2009-11-23T19:10:00.006-07:00

Poor luigi, always dying. Kinda makes you feel bad for him...... if you're one of the LLLs (Luigi Loving Losers) that voted to change Luigi's stars by saving the princess. Go to Hell, Luigi, and all that love you!

Is There Something Wrong With This Picture?

2009-11-14T11:54:00.007-07:00

At least we know who wears the pants.

My Baby Girl Hates Luigi Too

2009-11-13T18:11:00.004-07:00

Having seen her daddy and brother raising anti-Luigi awareness, my eight-year old daughter decided to contribute to the cause in her own adorable way.

Feel Better About Yourself

2009-11-11T19:29:00.002-07:00

Death To Luigi By Castration

2009-11-11T17:34:00.004-07:00

OK, OK, so I know the vote is tied, but I was already working on this by the time that the tie vote was cast, so this is what you get. Deal with it.

Nightmare On My Street

2009-11-10T17:29:00.007-07:00

I totally had a nightmare last night that scared me to death. I dreamt that I was a little kid, and that there were like a million Luigis that had taken over the world, zombie apocalypse style. Oh yeah, and for some reason, I was Asian. You know what? Maybe I shouldn't have sold those pills that my psychiatrist gave me.

The Luigi Song

2009-11-10T17:08:00.002-07:00

Because we try to be fair and unbiased here at EverybodyHatesLuigi.com, I felt it fitting to post this youtube video of Luigi's biggest fan singing a fantastic tribute to him. Now please excuse me while I try to find a knife that's sharp enough to penetrate my skull and stab my brain. My blood is on your hands LuigiFan18.

Luigi Gets Molested

2009-11-10T16:53:00.001-07:00

Although I'm sure that Luigi wouldn't mind being molested by Wario, I'd be much happier believing that he was being forcefully sodomized and suffering. Oh well, one can't be happy all the time. On to the Luigi rape......

How Fat!!!!

2009-11-10T15:26:00.008-07:00

Luigi, you let youself go. What happened?
" I.....I.....I.....FART.....sorry I'm sick of Mario getting all the credit. We both are there."
Yeah, well, people like him, not you, so get used to it.

Sonic: Therapist Or Enemy?

2009-11-10T15:18:00.007-07:00

Wow, Luigi is such a little girl.

Push him in, Sonic!!!!!

Luigi's First Porn Magazine.

2009-11-07T14:26:00.008-07:00

"Hey, it's me, Luigi. This? Um, the book that's in my hand, is for Daisy."
(Stop hiding your gayness from society. You're as bad as Michael Jackson saying he doesn't like kids.)

What's Wrong With Luigi?

2009-11-06T19:06:00.005-07:00

Here's a great blog post that hits the nail on the head with the many problems with Loser Luigi. Major gnarly props to www.lvlone.com blog writer. Here's a taste:

"The problem is that Luigi is a terrible adventurer he ends up hurting his partners or screwing them over in some way. One character, a blopper tells Mario that his brother tripped and pushed the poor creature in lava! freaking lava! That’s one of the most messed up things anyone can do to anyone!"

What's Wrong With Luigi?

Should Luigi Even Try To Live?

2009-11-06T15:37:00.008-07:00

Luigi's Magic Button

2009-11-03T21:04:00.013-07:00

Heres my first attempt at flash animation. Enjoy, Luigi haters.

Luigi Trys To Steal Mario's Thunder

2009-11-01T18:01:00.003-07:00

Too bad it didn't work. Luigi was just another distraction. Luigi couldn't wait his turn to play so he decides to go in with Mario. Worst. Idea. Ever. Don't mess with Mario, Luigi. He always jacks you up.

Mario Hates-a Luigi

2009-11-01T17:38:00.003-07:00

Mario thinks it's funny to blow up his brother..........so do we.

Even Nintendo Hates Luigi

2009-11-01T10:59:00.002-07:00

Poor Luigi, always scared of tiny little puffballs.

Once You Shoot A Luigi, You Just Can't Stop

2009-11-01T10:13:00.003-07:00

What's better than shooting Luigi in the face? Shooting a bunch of Luigis in all of their stupid faces.

Luigi Decides To End His Life

2009-11-01T09:45:00.003-07:00

Luigi, you jerk. Who's gonna clean up that mess?

Luigi's Punch Out

2009-11-01T09:28:00.000-07:00

Luigi puts on the boxing gloves in his everlasting attempt to fail in every imaginable scenario.

Luigi Gots A New Friend

2009-10-31T22:05:00.006-06:00

Hey Luigi, I have a toy in my pocket for you.

Luigi Finds A Cloning Device

2009-10-31T20:59:00.004-06:00

Luigi wants to scrap with Mario....again. He knows he will lose one on one, so he gets a crazy idea and thinks, "What if it was 1000 to 1...?" Lets just say, not even that can help our green-tard.

P.S. if you want to skip to the fighting part, go to 3:00

The Many Waah's Of Luigi

2009-10-31T19:56:00.002-06:00

Luigi, no one wants to hear you complain all the time, but it is funny to see you make a pansy out of yourself. Do yourself a favor, Luigi, and stop your crying.