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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/atom10full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" gd:etag="W/&quot;AkIGRng6cCp7ImA9WhRRFE4.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2288499885277024705</id><updated>2011-11-27T19:02:07.618-05:00</updated><category term="Kids" /><category term="FoxPro" /><category term="Games" /><category term="General" /><category term="Questions" /><category term="Virus" /><category term="Music" /><category term="NLAS" /><category term="Tech" /><category term="Software" /><category term="SEND" /><category term="Programs" /><category term="Android" /><category term="Car" /><category term="Jokes" /><category term="Phone" /><category term="Web" /><title>Everyone gets a timeout.</title><subtitle type="html">Yes, this means you.</subtitle><link rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com/" /><link rel="next" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2288499885277024705/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false&amp;v=2" /><author><name>Jeremiah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10234518242170117572</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="25" height="32" src="http://members.toast.net/circularlogic/IMAGES/jfm.jpg" /></author><generator version="7.00" uri="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>34</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/EveryoneGetsATimeout" /><feedburner:info uri="everyonegetsatimeout" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;D04FSXw8fCp7ImA9WhZbF0U.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2288499885277024705.post-7998707969089206198</id><published>2011-06-22T19:25:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2011-06-22T19:38:38.274-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-06-22T19:38:38.274-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Kids" /><title>Chickens</title><content type="html">Little Girl says to me: Daddy, do we have enough pillows for me to build a chicken coop?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me:  Why do you want to build a chicken coop?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LG:  So I can be inside it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me:  You want to live in a chicken coop?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LG:  (Big sigh, annoyed tone) No.  I don't want to &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;live&lt;/span&gt; inside it, I just want &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;BE&lt;/span&gt; inside it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me:  Why do you want to be inside a chicken coop?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LG:  So I can do my business and people won't bother me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[The preceding conversation interrupted a discourse on lemon vs strawberry gum, which started up right back where it left off. I have no idea what prompted the question, but it made my day a little more surreal.]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2288499885277024705-7998707969089206198?l=everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LwD94RYTphmtQhkkgPuHHYLkyZU/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LwD94RYTphmtQhkkgPuHHYLkyZU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/EveryoneGetsATimeout/~4/LJaJRIDh2Lk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com/feeds/6661726281654080585/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2288499885277024705&amp;postID=6661726281654080585&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2288499885277024705/posts/default/6661726281654080585?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2288499885277024705/posts/default/6661726281654080585?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EveryoneGetsATimeout/~3/LJaJRIDh2Lk/ntfs-hfs-wtf.html" title="NTFS, HFS, WTF" /><author><name>Jeremiah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10234518242170117572</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="25" height="32" src="http://members.toast.net/circularlogic/IMAGES/jfm.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com/2009/09/ntfs-hfs-wtf.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CkYAQXczfCp7ImA9WxJbFkg.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2288499885277024705.post-5399599201629454112</id><published>2009-07-26T18:27:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-07-26T19:15:40.984-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-07-26T19:15:40.984-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Tech" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Software" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Kids" /><title>Kids these days.</title><content type="html">I finally figured out why my new laptop has been randomly rebooting.  It was not a hardware issue or problem with windows and all the virus scans came back clean.  Very hard to troubleshoot, because I could not replicate the problem at will, and never saw it actually happen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Turns out, it's my three-year-old daughter pushing the power button every time I leave the room.  She wants to work on the computer like daddy.  I guess this means I will have to move up my plans to put &lt;a href="http://wiki.sugarlabs.org/go/Sugar_on_a_Stick"&gt;Sugar on a Stick&lt;/a&gt; on the old laptop.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the meantime, I don't normally recommend other blogs, but &lt;a href="http://tinyartdirector.blogspot.com/"&gt;this fellow&lt;/a&gt; has issues with his young daughter and his work as well.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2288499885277024705-5399599201629454112?l=everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1DzHNio53NxDup4n44pVoQrlRr8/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1DzHNio53NxDup4n44pVoQrlRr8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/EveryoneGetsATimeout/~4/1BFV4-mo7rY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com/feeds/3519596503222383257/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2288499885277024705&amp;postID=3519596503222383257&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2288499885277024705/posts/default/3519596503222383257?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2288499885277024705/posts/default/3519596503222383257?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EveryoneGetsATimeout/~3/1BFV4-mo7rY/mobile-email-woes.html" title="Mobile Email Woes" /><author><name>Jeremiah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10234518242170117572</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="25" height="32" src="http://members.toast.net/circularlogic/IMAGES/jfm.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com/2009/07/mobile-email-woes.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CUcNRn0_fyp7ImA9WxJWGUQ.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2288499885277024705.post-489519649813189479</id><published>2009-06-26T01:07:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-26T01:11:37.347-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-06-26T01:11:37.347-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Kids" /><title>Remember to floss...</title><content type="html">My older daughter had gone off to play with the neighbor girl and the toddler was playing with Barbie dolls in her room, but was a little disappointed that she couldn't go with the bigger kids. She asked me to play with her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You can be the little princess, Daddy," she said, handing me her Sleeping Beauty doll.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I don't want to be the little princess," I answered, more teasing than actually declining; as the father of two small girls, I am expected to dress baby dolls, play with princesses and ponies, get my hair brushed and occasionally, wear a tiara.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Drag queens and fathers of toddler girls - the only men who can pull off wearing a tiara.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I don't want to be the little princess," I continued, and it was then that I spotted her dinosaur on the floor nearby, "I want to be the dinosaur," I picked up the large plastic tyrannosaurus, "and the dinosaur is going to eat this princess."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The three-year old sighed, "No, he not hungry."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He's going to eat this princess," I said, making chomping noises and moving the dinosaur to get a good bite of the princess sprawled on the floor. As I turned him over, though, another princess fell out of the mouth of hollow, plastic rex.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He not hungry," she repeated, not looking up, "he already eated."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While trying not to laugh out loud, I shook the dinosaur, there was something else in there. I turned rex upside down again, and a long piece of green plastic fell out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"That his toothbrush. Toothbrushes are good for getting out princesses."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2288499885277024705-489519649813189479?l=everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ldD8wuuBPvUCOIg04c7YdztVQBw/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ldD8wuuBPvUCOIg04c7YdztVQBw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/EveryoneGetsATimeout/~4/liAw5pePt38" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com/feeds/2962296279850332214/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2288499885277024705&amp;postID=2962296279850332214&amp;isPopup=true" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2288499885277024705/posts/default/2962296279850332214?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2288499885277024705/posts/default/2962296279850332214?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/EveryoneGetsATimeout/~3/liAw5pePt38/tiddlywiki.html" title="TiddlyWiki" /><author><name>Jeremiah</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10234518242170117572</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="25" height="32" src="http://members.toast.net/circularlogic/IMAGES/jfm.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com/2009/04/tiddlywiki.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;Ak4CQ3k_cCp7ImA9WxJSEE8.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2288499885277024705.post-5745697339249494683</id><published>2009-04-29T14:06:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-29T14:16:02.748-04:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-04-29T14:16:02.748-04:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Tech" /><title>Heads up... Incoming browser.</title><content type="html">Internet Explorer 8 has been listed as a critical update by Microsoft.  This means that if you are running Windows XP or better, you may already be downloading the newer version of IE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those of you not yet ready to make a switch, or are like me and using FireFox or another browser exclusively, and do not want IE8 or its updates on your machines, the link below will take you to the MS Toolkit which will block the critical update.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=21687628-5806-4ba6-9e4e-8e224ec6dd8c&amp;displaylang=en"&gt;IE8 Blocker Toolkit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And for those of you that missed it, it's probably too late, but here's the blocker kit for IE7 as well:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyId=4516A6F7-5D44-482B-9DBD-869B4A90159C&amp;displaylang=en"&gt;IE7 Blocker Toolkit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2288499885277024705-5745697339249494683?l=everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Sometimes this is as easy as moving the program from its default install location (typically %programfiles% or "C:\Program Files") to whatever portable location you so choose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other software isn't so easy.  Some software installs additional support files to the system or drivers folders or requires specific services installed or configured or just has a load of registry entries.  It may not be possible to make the software portable at all, or it may be worth it to find software that &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;is &lt;/span&gt;portable that does the same thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you have the smarts enough to install/uninstall software and copy files, it might be worth looking into the option of making it portable.  A good rule of thumb is that the smaller a software package is, the less likely it is to require support files or lots of registry entries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the case of the two programs I recommend below, both by default will install to %programfiles% and both create a few registry entries.  I have, however, successfully tested both of these apps as "portables."  The few registry entries each creates are in fact only informational and/or information about the uninstallers for Windows.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To make these (and similar) programs "portable," follow these simple steps:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;Install the program as usual.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Navigate to the %programfiles% folder.  Copy (Don't move) the new program folder to the new portable location.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Use Add/Remove Programs to uninstall the program from %programfiles%&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Test the program, you'll find out very quick whether or not it will still work.  If it does, great, if not, delete the folder in the new location, no harm done.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;If necessary, update shortcuts and links to the new location.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;The reason you want to copy and not move the program in step 2 is so that step 3 will work.  The reason you want step 3 to work is make sure that your system is not littered with non-essential files and registry entries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;That all being said, I take no responsibility for your actions should you go mucking about in your Program Files, Windows, system or anywhere else on your computer, including the registry.  I also take no responsibility should you follow my instructions, as I don't recommend you do this, especially if you don't know what you're doing, I'm just pointing out that it's &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;possible&lt;/span&gt;.  If you screw something up or void your warranty or violate the license on the software or piss off your sysadmin,  it's your problem, not mine.  Step up and take responsibility for your actions, ya lazy bum.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Two bits of software which I use on a regular basis are both freeware programs for financial calculations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first is a replacement for the windows calculator, called by some as "JD Free Calculator" and others as "JD Standard Calculator" or just as "JDCalc," depending on where you &lt;a href="http://download.cnet.com/JD-Standard-Calculator/3000-2057_4-10286603.html"&gt;download&lt;/a&gt; it.  It's about 313 KB, making it rather small, but has a lot of features, including a tape.  As I said before, all calculators should have a viewable tape.  JDCalc's tape is not only viewable, though, it's &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;printable with a big, friendly button that says "Print Tape,"&lt;/span&gt; which is just plain awesome.  JDCalc also has built in loan and savings calculators (albeit summary versions only, though you &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;can&lt;/span&gt; view two loans side-by-side), which make it for its size a good competitor against all the other windows-calculator-replacements out there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because JDCalc's loan calculator only provides a summary of a loan, in order to get a full amortization schedule for a loan and run estimates, I use a program called &lt;a href="http://www.quantechsoftware.com/Amortizer.html"&gt;Amortizer by Quantech Software.&lt;/a&gt;  In addition to giving you a full schedule, it also allows you to specify irregular or balloon payments on your loans, something that is useful if you want to see what would happen if you pay a little extra each month on your mortgage or skip a credit card payment (other than the bank releasing the hounds I mean.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have a few other thoughts on little utilities, but those shall wait for another day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2288499885277024705-4125474728259900720?l=everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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Most software with the "portable" label is designed to allow you to run it directly from a USB disk or an SD card or something similar, but in addition to those there are a number of small programs and utilities which are portable not by specific design, but simply by the fact that they are tiny, self-contained and don't litter the place up with unnecessary registry entries, support files and other nonsense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In my particular case, I find I am using more and more portable software because it's easier to maintain across multiple computers/devices.  I have a laptop that travels with me wherever I go, a computer on my desk at work, a desktop used for gaming and application development, the wife's computer at home, a second older laptop that (will be) used as a file server whenever I put the hard drive back in it, and a dozen or so USB drives, SD cards and external hard drives.  Having one set of portable software and utilites - especially ones I can run across network - makes things much simpler.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As a side note, speaking of external hard drives, I picked up a &lt;a href="http://www.masscool.com/product_detail.php?pid=142&amp;amp;id=96"&gt;masscool hard drive adapter&lt;/a&gt; the other day.  I went looking for a 2.5 to 3.5 IDE drive adapter, and found this thing for the same price (about $20).  It takes 2.5 IDE, 3.5 IDE and SATA drives all to USB.  You can even hook up more than one drive at once.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In any case, back to portable software, the kids over at &lt;a href="http://www.portableapps.com"&gt;PortableApps.com&lt;/a&gt; do a nice job of keeping a package of portable software and utilities together - especially pretty standard stuff like FireFox and OpenOffice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have one problem with PortableApps.com, though, and that is their menu-loader, which allows you to organize and run the applications off a USB disk, only works with their packages.  If you have another utility, you either have to use a workaround or skip the menu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today I found another nice little menu though, &lt;a href="http://www.pegtop.net/start/"&gt;Pegtop Pstart&lt;/a&gt;, which has the nice add-on of also keeping short notes for you - something I'm forever doing in text files.  You can also create shortcuts to folders.  Probably the best bit of all, however, is the fact that you can run multiple instances concurrently (for different drives, perhaps, or different menu trees) without conflicting with each other.  It is even possible to change the color of the tray icon so you can tell the different menus apart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As a second runner-up in my search for a better menu was &lt;a href="http://www.webxpace.com/software/freeware.shtml"&gt;Porta'Menu by Jose Falcao&lt;/a&gt;.  It's a quick menu, if you just want something that's small and works.  (Small and works being the two biggest requirements of portable software.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Porta'Menu lost in my comparison because I &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;really&lt;/span&gt; liked the notes feature of Pstart, but Jose Falcao deserved a mention because he has a lot of other handy-looking, freeware utilities.  The tiny calculator even has a viewable tape, something ever calc should have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have a respect for any software developer who creates, out of necessity or design or luck, software that just &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;gets the job done, without any random nonsense added.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2288499885277024705-8568884907933929452?l=everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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For those of you not aware, AV 360 is a nasty piece of work which purports to be antivirus software, but in fact is a scam.  Once installed on a machine, it will pretend to scan files and tell you that you have all sorts of problems and virus infections.  Notifications will continue to pop-up, identifying legitimate files and sometimes files which don't even exist on your computer as viruses.   This is all of course to get you to fork over cash for the program in order to "fix" these problems.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fortunately, removal of AV360 is pretty straightforward:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Open task manager.  Kill the av360.exe process.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The program will install itself to %Program Files%\av360, %Program Files&amp;amp;\a360 or a similarly named subfolder of %Program Files%.  Delete this folder.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Get yourself a copy of &lt;a href="http://www.download.com/Trend-Micro-HijackThis/3000-8022_4-10227353.html"&gt;HijackThis&lt;/a&gt; and run it to remove the startup entries.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Fortunately, AV360 will not harm the system if it's simply deleted.  Unfortunately, it's extremely likely that it will try to reinstall itself and if you have AV360, chances are you have another infection or two as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Such as TDSSserv.sys.  This little bit often installs along with AV360 and similar types of malware.  Its purpose is to hijack the browser and searches - redirecting requests for information on how to remove virus infections to websites which will install even more.  It will also prevent installers from loading, which effectively prevents you from installing real antivirus software which can eliminate the infections.  (This is why its nice to have utilities handy which don't require installation and which you can run off a removable disk or drive, such as HijackThis and a &lt;a href="http://portableapps.com/apps/utilities/clamwin_portable"&gt;portable virus scanner&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Removal of TDSSserv is also pretty straightforward:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Open task manager.  Kill the TDSSserv process.  (You may have to show hidden processes)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Open device manager.  Go to view and enable "Show hidden devices"&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;In device manager in the tree under "Non Plug and Play Drivers" there will be a device called TDSSserv.  Right-click this device and choose "disable."  You cannot simply remove the device, if you do so, at reboot it will reinstall.  You may have to reboot after disabling the device.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Now search for the TDSSserv.sys file, it will likely be located in %WINDIR% or %WINDIR%\System32.  Delete the file.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;And that's it, except for the final cleanup, which I suggest you do with a real antivirus software program.  As I said before, if you have AV360 and TDSSserv, you likely have a few more infections as well.  Disabling and removing these two with these steps however should allow you to get a proper antivirus and/or malware program installed on the machine to finish cleanup, as well as eliminating the popups and allowing your internet searches to go through in an attempt to find more specific information about your infections.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the meantime, ESET NOD32, which is otherwise a nice corporate antivirus solution if your looking for something easy to manage across a large network, made a big mistake over the weekend with a false alarm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOD32's virus definitions update number 3218 included information which incorrectly identifies the two Windows System files dllhost.exe and msdtc.exe as a variant of the trojan WIN32/Kryptic.JX.  In addition to the system files, various Windows temp files are also identified as the same virus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apparently ESET noticed their mistake about ten minutes after the update went live and quickly posted a fix, but if your system is set to auto-update any time a new definitions file comes online - which is where I'm at and in my opinion best practice - then you probably got a bunch of virus warning messages.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In my case, NOD32 is set to email me a warning notification any time it finds a virus on any of my corporate network machines.  So I received two or three emails (One for each file identified as a virus) for each machine in my office - which is a little disconcerting first thing on a Monday morning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The good news is that the update corrects the issue (In fact, we are a few updates ahead, up to 3921 as of this writing) and the files had already been restored from quarantine.  If your system is set to automatically delete files rather than quarantine, however, you may have a problem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is probably also worth noting that the two files in question live in %WINDIR%\SYSTEM32 and Kryptic.JX is the incorrectly identified virus.  If NOD32 finds these files outside of SYSTEM32 or identified as a different virus, then I hate to tell you, but you DO have an infection.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2288499885277024705-2609250141684736131?l=everyonegetsatimeout.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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