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2014-09-25T22:56:00.001+08:00

Please check out my new site at mynameisken.net. I'm retiring this blog. Bye!

House and Lot for Sale in Mactan

2013-03-12T17:56:00.000+08:00

Need a house or just want to invest? You're on the right track. I just found out about this last few days, equity is for as low as 3,930 pesos monthly amortization for 3 years.

Contact me ASAP because they are still pre-selling and this offer is only by the end of this month, March 2013. Because, by next month, there will be a price increase... again.

Reservation fee is for only 5,000 pesos on their 6-cluster townhouse and 10,000 pesos on their duplex/twin-house. And I heard rumors about the horizon residences which is not yet opened, the reservation fee is 20,000 pesos.

PUEBLO DE ORO CEBU, located in Babag 2, Lapu-Lapu City, Cebu
It is just 300 meters away from the highway, near the public market, near the Gaisano mall and bridge to Cordova. At first I thought it was a long way to go because I have never been to Cordova, yesterday was the first time and to my surprise it was just a few minutes drive from the main road.

I was at their office yesterday and their broker/agent introduced their residential village to my friend who just made a reservation yesterday. So scroll down to know more.

Pueblo De Oro Communities is composed of 26 hectares with 3 own gated signature Residential Villages namely:

1. THE HORIZON RESIDENCES
Model Houses: Kanji and Sakura Model
2. PARK PLACE
Twin Homes or Duplex Unit
3. LA ALDEA DEL MAR
Townhouses group of 6 units

AMENITIES:
Main Entrance Gate (20 meters wide)
3 Individual Gate for the Residential villages
Perimeter Fence
Guardhouse
Swimming Pool *only available in the horizon residences

Function Hall *not available in La Aldea Del Mar

Basketball Court
Concrete road and alleys,
Concrete curbs and gutters
Landscaped parks and playground

I am amazed with their offer and the location is great compared to other realty like Camella Homes or Deca Homes which also offers low downpayment and low equity rates. Well, I'm not saying that their property is bad or something. It's just that Pueblo de Oro meets my expectation of comfortable living. Specially with their 6-cluster townhouses.

LA ALDEA DEL MAR

Townhouses group of 6 units

Minimum Lot Area: 40 sq.m.

PRICE:
La Aldea Del Mar Regular = Php 877,000.00 (bare unit)
Reservation Fee = Php 5,000.00

PARK PLACE

Twinhouse / Duplex Unit

Minimum Lot Area: 80 sq.m

PRICE:

Park Place Regular = Php 1,657,000 (bare unit)

Reservation Fee = Php, 10,000.00

PAYMENT SCHEME

1. Spot Cash with 5% Discount

2. In-House Financing

30% down payment payable in 1 year without interest. If paid outright, 5% on the down payment will be given to the buyer.
70% Balance payable in 5 years with 16% interest per annum or 2 years without interest.

3. Payable thru Bank / Pag-IBIG

20% Down payment payable in 36 equal monthly installments at zero interest.
80% Balance payable thru Bank Financing (accredited bank UCPB)
Multiply amortization amount by 2.5 to get Net Disposable Income (NDI) requirement
Pueblo de Oro reserves the right to correct figures appearing herein in the event of typographical error.
Monthly amortization figures quoted are exclusive of MRI and fire insurance payable to Pag-IBIG or UCPB. Actual figures to be provided by the financing institution.

Sample computation from their Pag-ibig financing scheme.

House Model	Area (sqm.)	Selling Price	Pag-ibig Financing			EQUITY		Total Cash Required
House Model	Area (sqm.)	Selling Price	Buy Back Fin Loan Value	30 yr loan Mo. Amort.	NDI Required	Gross Amt.	Misc. Fee	Total	Less: Res. Fee	Net Cash Required	Mo. Payment 36 mos @ 0%
La Aldea Del Mar	40	877,000	789,300	6,069.03	15,173	87,700	58,759	146,459	5,000	141,459	3,929.42
Park Place	80	1,657,000	1,491,300	13,641.50	34,104	165,700	111,019	276,719	10,000	266,719	7,408.86

*red prices are the monthly payments you need.

Note:

TCR (Misc. & Equity) to start on Day 30 from Reservation
Loan values are estimates only, subject to approval; Loan amortization does not include fire & mortgage redemption insurance's
Cash Price and Full Down payment terms subject to 5% discount paid within 30 days.
Deferred Cash available for 2 years @ 0%.
NDI = Net Disposable Income (Gross Income less statutory and other deductions)
In-House Fin. = 30% DP (12 mos. @ 0%) of SP and Balance + Misc. Exp. + Others (5 yrs @ 16% p.a. = Factor rate 0.024318057)

For site tour schedule, assessment and inquiries contact me now, and I'll contact a friend for a free site tour.

Selling my beloved Computer

2012-11-26T23:58:00.004+08:00

--> I'm thinking of selling my beloved computer for 13,999 pesos.

Here goes the specs:

Intel C2D E7300 2.66ghz
Asus P5SD2-VM LGA775 Mobo
2x 2GB ddr2 PC2-6400 | 4gb total RAM
Seagate160gb 8mb + Samsung500gb 16mb SATA HDD
Samsung SyncMaster 933SN 18.5" Monitor
Inno3D GT430 128bit DDR3 2GB approx. mem. -1mon used
Sony CD/DVD R/RW
Altec Lansing AVS200 Speaker
Generic PSU, AVR, Keyboard, Mouse -(PSU i think 3mons)
Computer Table
Powersafe 500w AVR

Running Windows 7 Ultimate Service Pack 1 64bit

with apps:
Adobe Master Collection CS5, Microsoft Office 2010, Kaspersky IS 2012, Nero Essentials

w/ 439 Movies, few pr0n, 22gb of mp3 (mostly on rock genre), Game/Software Installers

Played Games:
Assassin's Creed II
Crossfire
Prototype
Warcraft III
DotA2
HoN
CoD4
Left 4 Dead
NBA '08

Sinulog 2013: Biggest outdoor dance party

2012-11-22T23:23:00.001+08:00

Sinulog is fast approaching, there's nothing more I can say. Just mark your calendar for this biggest outdoor dance party this coming January 18, 2013.
That's a Flyday, so you can party all night till the sun rises since you can rest all day on Saturday and get your arse back up on Sunday for the Sinulog street celebration, and can party all day all night again!

This will happen only once a year, or who knows this would be the last. Well, let's just hope it won't be.
So be sure to file your leave early, so you won't be missing the event on Friday and won't be looking like a zombie on Monday! Don't miss this chance to witness and experience the wildest, hottest, biggest and best party this coming Sinulog 2013.

Check out iStorya.net's article about this outdoor dance party

Event Design using Adobe InDesign

2012-11-13T16:20:00.002+08:00

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My first Adobe InDesign design, how do you call this one? Because I really don't know. lol! I blurred the event date, time and place cause it's still going to happen.

Comment please. :) It will really help for my future works of art. lol

Using Globe's Prolink H6300G modem/router for PLDT DSL

2012-06-28T23:35:00.001+08:00

I'm currently using Prolink H6300G from Globe as our router here at home. At first we had our own separate Trendnet wireless router and an Alcatel ADSL Home PlusPlus 500 modem from PLDT. But then our Trendnet wireless router was bricked/broken maybe because of the lightning strikes last few weeks.

Because of that I am the only one who could connect to the internet using the Alcatel Home PlusPlus modem, while others can't use the internet because there was no Wireless Access Point anymore. And so I had to find a replacement. Since, we had an extra Prolink modem at our office I brought it home and use it instead since it have wifi capabilities. So I will just post the screenshot of my setup on the the Globe Prolink H6300G Wireless Modem for PLDT DSL. If you have questions feel free to ask on the comment box below.

Below is from the Interface setup

Below is the status page

And that's it, our home is now WIFI hotspot again! cheers! lol

Are you a dreamer or an optimist?

2012-04-28T11:06:00.000+08:00

I want to be both! Anyways, have you ever read Paulo Coelho's books? I don't read any of his book. But I read some of his famous quotes which is interesting and inspiring. Like "It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting." I don't know where this quote can be found on his books, but it hit me. It is so damn true. Just like I dreamt of something which I didn't expect would come true and because it happened, I wanted to dream for something more and wished it would happen again. You experienced that right? Even you deny that you didn't, I know you did. lol

But in order for our dreams to come true we should be an optimist too. Well, that's what I think, correct me if I'm wrong though. I want to be an optimistic dreamer, but I'm too lazy to do things. Maybe sometime soon it will happen, I'll just dream about it who knows it would really happen. hehe!

I found this 10 tips from another blog which I would like to share. I really don't know if this is related to what I'm talking about. hahaha! But who cares..

1. Mindset is everything!
It can be one of the hardest things you can do. But, if you are in a negative mindset, what are you going to attract? This is one of the first things you need to do before you get too ahead of yourself. Is change your mindset. Might seem a little hard, but in the long run, it will get easier and you WILL notice a difference in your life and the people in it.

2. Don’t pretend. Be honest with yourself!
Some people think they can fake it till they make it. But faking your personality will not actually change you as a person. The only way to better you is to come to terms with yourself. Once you figure out where you are and who you are, you can work on trying to better all of the above. It may be difficult to admit to yourself some things in which you dislike, but it is all for the better.

3. Believe in people, not all of them are bad!
A lot of us have been hurt in our lives by a lot of people. Which leads us to be distant from people, and feel defensive, but give people a chance. Not to say you HAVE to trust everyone, follow your gut, but know there are good people out there and prove to them you are good too.

4. Accept your failures!
Seriously! Being in denial will not help you learn about yourself. Trust me. Come to terms with what you have failed in, and be sure to avoid that for next time. You can always learn from your failures.

5. Don’t live for success!
Einstein once told: “Don’t be a man of success, be a man of value.”

6. Positive THINKING is not enough!
You can think all you want. You should actually enjoy everything you do, your life, you should love the people around you. Not just think about it.

7. Try to find something positive in any bad moment!
This can be a good start for being an optimist. Take for example some small problems at work or within the family. Think it over and find something positive in it.

8. Do look back!
Remember your past experience, how you managed to cope with previous problems. This will give you an inspiration for future fights. You always learn from everything you have been through.

9. Believe in yourself. Know that you can do everything!
You are only holding yourself back.

10. SMILE!
Do it now!

That's all for now! :P

It's been a while

2012-04-21T23:52:00.002+08:00

It's been a while since I posted here. Earlier today I was told that my grandmother was admitted at the hospital and diagnosed with pneumonia. So just earlier I called her, we talked for just a few minutes but still I feel like I felt what she's feeling. I had teary eyes when I was talking to her while she was saying it's her 8th injection just this day and she said it's very painful. She added life there is so difficult, she don't have anyone there to help her around and she wants to come back home. She really wants to come back home, 'cause she keeps on repeating it.

My aunt told me to advise her to eat for her fast recovery, and so I did then she said that she don't have an appetite but still I insisted and advised her to eat even just a small amount of food, then she told me she'll force herself just to eat. Well, that's a relief! And I told her this exact line "Kaon jud la para ma himsog balik, kay daghan paka ug kasab-anan diri!" she laughed, then my eyes are like fogged, because it changed her mood. I just don't know what she thinks and felt after that, but I know she wants to recover and get well fast!

So please you reading this, please include our Lola Super in your prayers for her recovery. Thank you!

UPDATE: just recently she got out of the hospital and I hope all is well now, I haven't talked to her yet though. Thanks for the prayers. :)

Loan from 1k - 5k pesos or more

2012-03-08T15:53:00.010+08:00

I'm thinking to start a lending service, you can loan from 1k - 5k pesos or even more depending on the collateral item and its collateral market value. Loan up to 30% - 60% of collateral item's market value.
Release in 24 - 48 hours!

only 3% interest for each month

Collateral / pawned items will be checked before I accept them, there should have no defects and must be in working condition.
Items that won't be redeemed or claimed after the due date will be auctioned or sold in the next day.

Accepting:

Gadgets, Game Consoles, Digital Cameras, House Appliance, Computer Parts / Accessories

Not accepting:

Jewelries, Cellphones, Cars, Motorcycles, Other expensive items

REQUIREMENTS:

Photocopy of VALID ID

COLLATERAL ITEM

Interested? Contact me and include the following:

ITEM TO BE PAWNED

BRAND

MODEL

YEARS USED

iWitnessed a killing

2012-01-25T11:31:00.001+08:00

Last night I just witnessed a shooting incident at Fuente Circle just in-front of ROSE Pharmacy which I think happened at 10:45pm. While we were waiting for our order we heard a loud bang which we thought it was just a firecracker but when I looked outside I saw the gunman pointing the gun at the victim which he shot twice at first, and when the victim fell down he shot him twice again. I can see the gun firing and even saw the flash at the point of the gun. It was just like the movies. I never thought I could see it in real life.

And the amazing part the gunman was just walking towards the victim and shoot him in point blank range, he was not even wearing a mask and the best part he was just WALKING! After he shot the guy he just walked away like nothing really happened while people were panicking and looking for safety.

I wanted to sneak and look if he really was just alone and no motorcycle was waiting or whatever but my wife didn't let me. After a few minutes police arrived. Didn't know if the gunman was arrested, still waiting for the news...

It was just like this picture when he released the last 2 shots, without the foot on the back part though.

The Reincarnation / Archmage / Magewar

2011-11-29T11:17:00.003+08:00

I'm going to write about a game where I've been addicted for so long. Before it was called Archmage where can be found at the domain Magewar.com which is developed by a group named MARI. I started playing this game since 90's when I was still in high school. I just don't know why I'm so addicted with this game, I also played Utopia before but stopped because of Archmage. Even my text color is based on Archmage. It's a game that requires 15 minutes per day to play... but is so addictive you'll want to play all day!

Here's a review from OMGSpider.

Game Name: The Reincarnation
Client Type: Browser
Genre: Strategy / Kingdom Building
Time: Turn Based
Learning Curve: 7-15 Days
Price: Free

The reincarnation is based on the old Archmage, or better put, begun as a clone of Archmage but later on changed some things with view on better game play. Archmage was one of the very first browser games, a very smart and addictive game which eventually was ceased to exist because of economic problems.

So, in The Reincarnation, you take up the role of a mage. There are five schools of magic to choose from. Every school has its strengths and weaknesses versus the other schools. After the player has picked a school, he gets to build his kingdom.

The kingdom building is very crucial. There are buildings for geld (gold), mana (magical power) and population which represent the upkeep units of the game. The player has to expand his kingdom in order to be able to get more complex but better magic, bigger and better armies.

The whole game is based on an endless competitive race to the top, where the top10 players are considered the immortals when the game ends. The deep mechanisms in battle are key for this game success.

The interface is mostly text and can prove very complicated for newcomers. At least there are enough guides to help the newcomers or else no one would stood a chance.

The game itself is difficult too and it will take a long time for the players to realize how to attack and defend well. Eventually they will start learning but the road will still be long. Here is where guild take part.

Players team up into groups called guilds, except if the type of the server does not allow it. Guild play important role as the game balance can easily change if a group of skilled people decides so.

Graphics are inexistent but this doesn’t means much as you will not need them. Perhaps they would be only useful for a better interface.

Development was very stagnant some years ago but lately and the past one year (present time is January 2008) has been back on track with much changes from the developing squad.

Community is the start and the end of the game. Because the game has been around for many years, it has many long playing people who are pretty dedicated to the game. All in all the community can be a bless or a bliss, depending on your side but there can certainly be a good environment for people joining a the game for first time.

Overall, this game can be called a game. It won’t appeal to many people, mostly because the lack of graphics and much mathematical equations involved but it will most certainly entertain the fans of such type of games.

If you want to try and play, visit The reincarnation website.

Left my car keys inside

2011-11-25T17:28:00.000+08:00

Earlier I bought a mushroom soup at KFC for my daughter, because she was feeling sick and wouldn't eat her meal. When I got there, the parking space was full so I just parked at the back of the KFC delivery motorcycles. Since I was in a hurry, I locked the doors, got out of the car, rushed inside and ordered just a mushroom soup. When I got the soup, I noticed I couldn't find my car keys. I calmly walked outside and took a peek through the window and there saw my car keys left inside! I then tried to push the doors, because sometimes I often left it not fully closed or half closed and if pushed it will just unlock. But to my dismay all doors were fully closed and locked!

So I got to do plan B. Get the spare keys of my brother at home! My only worry was, what if it will be towed or something. Good thing our house is just one jeepney away. Got home and almost blamed my wife, again! haha. sorry hun! :P I then went back right away to get the car with the spare keys. And it's good to see it's still there. lol. I just don't know why I'm so clumsy lately.

We then get to our daughters pediatrician to get her check and after a couple of tests, thank God she's okay! The doctor said there was no infections found, the lungs were clean and maybe it's just because of her teething and it's starting to get out of her gums. We just need to give her a paracetamol drops and hopefully she'll get well and hopefully won't be needing a CBC this coming Sunday. HOPEFULLY!

8th months and counting

2011-11-23T12:03:00.001+08:00

Yesterday, my daughter turned 8 months old and I decided to buy something just to celebrate it. After work, I rushed to Elizabeth Mall and bought a chocolate cake from Red Ribbon. All was well, and then an incident happened when I was about to get out of the parking lot, the parking ticket accidentally fell inside a small hole just at the back of the windshield. Then I asked the teller at the parking lot what to do when a parking ticket is lost. They told me that I need to pay 150php for the lost ticket and they need to see the OR of the car which I really don't know where it is and because of it I was about to dismantle the front of the car (multicab) near the headlights, because I couldn't get a hold of the parking ticket.

Out of desperation and just couldn't think of anything on what to do, I sat inside the car and messaged my wife that I was stuck at the parking lot because of the lost ticket and also messaged my mom asking where is the OR of the car im using. And I was about to blame my wife because it was her idea to celebrate our daughter's 8th month and told me to buy a cake. LoL! While sitting I remembered there's a hole which is covered at the side of the steering wheel, I just don't know what it's called. So I opened it and there saw the parking ticket hanging with the wires and finally I was relieved. Whew! After a stressful minutes, it was all just an inch away!

When I got home, they thought I was caught by a traffic enforcer (CITOM) violating traffic rules. Thank God it was not the case too!

Lesson learned, next time I won't ever put the parking ticket in front of the steering wheel! haha!

Pictures on that day with my sister, wife, baby kheia and the cake!

sister, me, baby kheia

sister, my wife, baby kheia

she smiled! isn't she cute? :P

Pacquiao vs Marquez 3 at SM Cinema Cebu

2011-11-14T13:07:00.001+08:00

Yesterday, me and my friend Kingkong went to SM Cinema to watch the fight of Pacquiao vs Marquez 3 with the free tickets I got from iStorya.net. We arrived there at 9 in the morning, we were so early that we had to wait for an hour to see the main cards. At first they showed the bout of Dennis Laurente vs. Ayi Bruce, but it was stopped at somewhere in the 5th round. Then I noticed that the reception is bad, it's like we're streaming on the internet. But then again I thought it was just for that moment and will be gone when the fight of Pacquiao and Marquez is nearer. So an hour passed, and then we are free from the advertisements and interviews and everything boring that has been showing for an hour!

Then the Super Featherweight bout started, Luis Cruz vs. Juan Carlos Burgos but didn't caught my attention and haven't noticed what happened since I was sleepy and I don't even know those guys.

Next up, the Light Welterweight bout, Mike Alvarado vs. Breidis Prescott, that time my sleepyhead was gone because it was an interesting fight. At first Prescott has been beating the hell out of Alvarado even made he's face bloody with his punches. I was also amazed with their elbow to elbow inside punches, and I really thought Prescott would win and Alvarado will have his first defeat. But at the very last round, Prescott got hit by two super amazing uppercuts and he tried to grab Alvarado to avoid being knocked down, but Alvarado stepped back then there Prescott had his first knock down! I we're like, what the hell happened there? I thought he was solid as a rock! Then he got back up, but then again he got hit hard by Alvarado and he was almost thrown out of the ring and Alvarado just wouldn't stop, and so the referee stopped the fight and he won the fight by TKO at the very last round at 1:53 which we saw a turning of events. All I can say that it was a close fight but Alvarado closed the fight with a technical knockout!

Then next fight was Light Welterweight Championship bout, Timothy Bradley vs. Joel Casamayor. Before the fight, a guy beside me said Bradley is the man. He's like a fan of him. He just couldn't stop talking about him. In my mind, I was like, "Dude, stop talking bout him I don't really care what he is and what he's capable of". But instead I just said "I see". haha!

Then the reception started going crazy again, crowd in the cinema started making noises and shouting "What's this?", "Is this what we paid for?", "boooo!", etc. So one guy announced that they're giving refund outside. So the people started to go out and get their refund it was like a mob of angry customers and chanting "REFUND REFUND REFUND!". lol

We also got out and started to fall in line, the ticket was 500php and I had two tickets free, 1,000php would be great! But just before we had our refund and we were like 10th on the line, the manager said that the reception is now back to normal and can go back to watch again. So some others got back inside while few stayed still on the line well of course including us. My friend and I decided to get the refund and get home fast and watch pay per view on our neighbor. When we got nearer on the line, the clerk said to one guy in front of us "Are you sure you're going to get a refund? You can go back now and watch the fight normally". But he insisted, while the clerk gives 500php with a disappointed face. Then we got refunded with our free tickets and then rushed our way back home.

We arrived just in time Maria Aragon started singing the Philippine national anthem. Then watched the fight live. But in the end, we really thought Marquez would win. Pacquiao can't even hit the guy right, he always get counter punched hard, and i mean HARD! What really happened there? But oh well, a win is a win! The scorecards did their part. It was one hell of a boring fight, not like their first and second match up. This is another controversial win, so I'm guessing there will be a rematch again, and now I wonder when will this ever stop? But for me as what Manny showed in that fight, it would be much better to see Marquez vs. Mayweather on the ring rather than Pacquiao vs Mayweather.

I still got free 1,000php on that day! So I don't really care what happens next to them! I won! lol

Got a message to SM Cinema management though, why is there so small space between seats? Are you only expecting small people to watch your cinemas? Seriously, it's so damn uncomfortable watching with the space in between seats. We can't even get out easily to take a piss or get a drink/food, people need to squeeze in just for someone to get out of the row and it's so frustrating to someone when people in his row keeps on getting in/out in his way.

Link your site here

2011-11-12T11:22:00.002+08:00

I created a page for links, this is for page ranking purposes, to increase your website's rank on search engines and increase your web site's page rank. So link your website here now!

Free Ticket to watch Pacquiao Vs Marquez 3

2011-11-11T15:09:00.005+08:00

I just got a free ticket for Pacquiao vs Marquez III at SM Cinema. I got this ticket from Convergys & iStorya.net's exclusive promo. And guess what, the promo runs from October 28 to November 8, 2011 and I read about the topic on the very last day of the promo period. So I decided to give it a try, but wasn't expecting to win the tickets because that was the last day and the entries will be raffled on the next day Nov. 9, but you see we never know when luck strikes, and there it is. Two free tickets!

But there's a problem, I wonder who I'll be with, or should I even go? I know my wife won't watch with me because she's not into it, or should I just let someone have it and get a gasoline refund? Now what you think? I paid just to get to the place near JY Square and have the ticket, gasoline's not free you know. :P

Once again, a very big thanks to iStorya.net and Convergys.

Where is the justice here?

2011-10-24T13:06:00.000+08:00

This news is interesting. A homeless man gets 15 years sentence for robbing a bank for only $100, while an ex-CEO sentenced 4 years for a $3 billion scheme. And to think the homeless man was honest confessing what he have done and even surrendered himself to the police. Well, he was homeless and that was the reason why he did that anyway but come to think of it the ex-CEO could have never been arrested if was not caught, and I wonder what's the reason on his actions. Now for the prosecutors do they have math? Can someone explain the numbers here. So, where is the justice there?

Tam Funn Steak House & Garden Restaurant

2011-10-08T11:30:00.000+08:00

Celebrate OCTOBER with weekend activities @ Tam Funn Steak House & Garden Restaurant as they launch their first OKTOBERFEST celebration this year!

Night life has never been so much fun in Vallehermoso, Negros Oriental, Philippines!

...
Dine, relax and be entertained with their Live Band Performances and Disco party all through out the last weeks of OCTOBER!

October 22, Saturday. SEMESTRAL-BREAK Student's Party
8:00 p.m for a SEM-BREAK DISCO PARTY with LIVE BAND PERFORMANCE!
ADMISSION:
Girls: P 20.00
Boys: P 30.00

October 29, Saturday. Back-to-back HALLOWEEN & OKTOBERFEST Celebration
Get spooky and celebrate Halloween Disco Party in advance!
Party starts @ 8:00 P.M.
Wear your "SCARIEST ATTIRE" and put your masks on for a chance to win exciting prizes for the SPOOKIEST guest of the evening!

Installing Love Tutorial from a Tech Support

2011-10-07T12:43:00.001+08:00

Tech Support: Yes, Ma’am…. how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart, ma’am?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running, ma’am?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off, ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support : With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error - Program not run on external components .” What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry, ma’am. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non- technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God. ♥

Funny Football

2011-10-07T11:06:00.001+08:00

Are you a football fan? I'm not, but I'm a fan of this video! lol

iDontcare but RIP Steve Jobs

2011-10-06T11:57:00.002+08:00

I really don't know Steve Jobs until now and I really don't care but this picture made me laugh a bit. :P

Find the cat!

2011-10-01T12:59:00.008+08:00

Yesterday someone posted a picture on Facebook with a caption "can you find the cat?" I'd like to share this to everyone and here are the pictures. Just click the picture to see larger image.

Now, have you seen the cats? If you can't find it, maybe there's something wrong with your eyes and better to get it checked. :P

Foto Sugbo's Little Mr & Ms Photogenic

2011-09-28T13:01:00.004+08:00

FOTO SUGBO PHILIPPINES is in need of little ones, ages 1 to 6 years old. If you think your kid got what it takes to be Little Mr. or Ms. Photogenic, bring him/her to Foto Sugbo studio located at the ground floor of Benedicto College Bldg., A.S. Fortuna, Mandaue City, Cebu.

Winners will receive:

The titles "Little Mr. Photogenic" and "Little Ms. Photogenic" for the boy and girl respectively.
A 12" x 18" framed picture for each of the winners.
FREE photo package for each of the kids during their birthdays.
Free photo-shoots for each of the kids for 1 whole year. With max of 100 4r pictures free for 1 year.
Pictures of the winners will also be displayed on Foto Sugbo studio walls.

Photos will be posted on Facebook fan page, the contestant with the most number of likes will win the contest. Registration is open until October 15, 2011.

For more info please call:

Tel No. (032) 406-5711

Cell No. (0917) 305-6700

Foto Sugbo also covers weddings, debuts, events and other special occasions.

Win a Free Boracay Trip contest

2011-05-27T17:48:00.005+08:00

I would like to help a friend to win a contest.

Here's what I would like you to do:

1. Like TravelOnline ( www.facebook.com/travelonline.ph)
2. Click Here and click Like, if it won't load copy and paste this link http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fphoto.php%3Ffbid%3D10150259646720219%26set%3Da.10150258771060219.373036.331417275218%26type%3D1%26theater&h=9f560 in your browser and just click Like.

The Picture with the most LIKE will
WIN A FREE BORACAY TRIP!!

Inclusion: Valued at Php 25,000 –WIN FREE
Roundtrip Airfare for 2 Manila–Boracay –Manila
Roundtrip Transfer – Airport – Hotel - Airport
3 days 2 nights Hotel Accommodation
1 Superior room Air-conditioned
Red Coconut Beach Hotel beachfront - 5 star Hotel
Free daily Breakfast for 2 at Red Coconut
Free Pizza Dinner at Red Coconut

Submission of Entries : May 4 - June 14, 2011
Voting of Entries : May 4 - June 15 2011
Announcement of Winners : June 15 - 5pm
Travel Period : July - Sept 2011

NOTE : Some contestants pictures are uploaded on TravelOnline and some on Airline and Hotels Promo Updates Fan Page . Only 1 picture with most like will win.Terms and Condition: http://boracaylive.com/news/boracay-contest/

Miriam Defensor Santiago's Interview

2011-05-24T12:33:00.003+08:00

Transcript of Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago's interview

On the Catholic Church possibly using Rep. Pacquiao for their anti-RH campaign.

On that point, I have two comments to make. One is serious, the other facetious. The serious comment first. I thank the Catholic Church for not exploiting the Pacquiao visit. One priest has already said that they are not going to use him as the poster boy. I commend the Catholic Church because otherwise, it would have muddied the waters. Secondly, Pacquiao was said to be quoting the Bible saying, "Go out to the world and multiply." First may I just, since he is just a legislator, make a point of information, may I just make a point of grammar please? The Bible does not say, "Go out to the world." It sounds very much like God is encouraging us to go out and copulate in public. God said in the Bible, "Go forth and multiply." That meant that God wanted man, not necessarily to literally multiply, but to go out to work with the rest of the human beings of this planet and to apply the stewardship theory. Meaning to say, taking care of each other, who are all in the planet living together.

Now, for the facetious comment. Number one, there is an element of hypocrisy here because at first, Pacquiao's wife was quoted as saying that she uses the pill, while Pacquiao was quoted as saying that he applies discipline to space his children. In that case, apparently, Pacquiao would have to use violence on his wife because she is not living in conformity with his beliefs. The second point is this, Pacquiao is quoted as saying, "Go out to the world and multiply," apart from the grammatical point already raised, I would like to say if this is going to be a debate of biblical quotes, then I will counter with a quote: "The devil can cite scripture for its purposes." The third facetious comment is this: it is very dangerous to be a fundamentalist. That is what Pacquiao is. He reads the Bible and he interprets it literally. The Bible, as you know, was not written by God. The Bible was written at least 17 years after the death of Jesus Christ, so it was not even written by any of the eyewitnesses to Jesus. They are quoting Jesus liberally throughout the Bible because none of them were living when he was around. Plus, they are quoting God, but the Bible says that none of them has ever seen God. In fact, if you have claimed to have seen God, as I've said, you are in urgent need of psychiatric care. The Bible was written first in Aramic and then interpreted into Hebrew, and then into Latin, and from Latin, into all the Latin based languages of the Western world, including English. So it is very dangerous to quote the Bible and apply it literally as Pacquiao is doing. Bakit mo papasukan ito, e kaming mga senador hindi papasok sa pagboksing, pero kung gusto mo, eh di puwede rin.

Are you threatened that Pacquiao's popularity will sway the mindset of Filipinos who are pro-RH bill?

No, I don't think so. We know, we can see, that he knows more about boxing than possibly anybody alive particularly in the welterweight department, which is considered to be "the" boxing title. But still, we cannot be know-it-alls. It will be very misleading to use his celebrity status to enter into, what is after all, a great debate on the political economy.

What are the highlights of the bill?

What we want to do is just tell all women of childbearing age in the Philippines, what are their options for family planning. We'll teach them natural family planning as espoused by the Catholic Church, the use of condoms, the use of other contraceptives, and so on. It's just a question, really, of providing information. That's why if you're going to be asked to answer "yes" or "no" (if you are in favor of the RH bill), you must cast a conscience vote, and not what somebody dictates to you on what should be your vote. Nobody has a monopoly of the thoughts of God. Nobody is acquainted with mind of God.