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GrinningSkull — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 11:08:12 +0100
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How to destroy the thing you created

GrinningSkull — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 11:01:55 +0100
- Light the fuse and walk away when it's time

On not letting a shortcoming get the best of you

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There are times when the most faithful attempts to get something tangible out of a situation become all too apparent as failures. We have gathered the cleanest and least disruptive ways to cope with a monster whose utility to its author has plummeted is to understand the deep wisdom in the article "Allow him to show himself out" href='tiki-index.php?page=How+to+destroy+the+thing+you+created' class='wiki'>How to destroy the thing you created</a>. These tips apply both to human and non-human creations equally, for it is really the workings of the evil heart that is the seat of the difficulty so many have in letting go, despite the promptings of reason. The most damaging thing any evildoer can do is to cling to their failed creations in a way that undermines the rest of his or her operations, yet few henchmen or consorts will feel empowered to speak up about the situation, unwilling to give cause for offense, as the main villain's credibility slowly ebbs away. I am sorry to say that I myself have been witness to this sorry state of affairs with malefactors I have known, seeing that once the spiral has begun it is nearly impossible to reverse. If instead every active supervillain could take a little time to take stock of their prize monstrosities and assess whether the time to move on from reliance on them is come, small steps can be taken to restore balance, eliminate the negatives, and revitalize one's plotting long before the fatal degeneration can set in.

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There's a foul odor in the lair tonight, but it's not from a failed attempt to cook something edible, it's the smell of a promising relationship with one of your minions, now gone so very bad. Now the kid you have grown accustomed to must go and this entails a number of entanglements with the rest of your operation, leading you to fret about how the side effects of the excision might adversely affect your overall efficiency. Not to mention potentially decimating the team you send in to do the takedown, if this is one of the more high-octane creations you have devised. There are right ways and wrong ways to pull the stopper on an unfortunate staffing situation, and it is possible to minimize the fallout, both literally and figuratively, when your hellspawn reacts in all too natural a fashion.
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Junior"> There's a foul odor in the lair tonight, but it's not from a failed attempt to cook something edible, it's the smell of a promising relationship with one of your minions, now gone so very bad. Now the kid you have grown accustomed to must go and this entails a number of entanglements with the rest of your operation, leading you to fret about how the side effects of the excision might adversely affect your overall efficiency. Not to mention potentially decimating the team you send in to do the takedown, if this is one of the more high-octane creations you have devised. There are right ways and wrong ways to pull the stopper on an unfortunate staffing situation, and it is possible to minimize the fallout, both literally and figuratively, when your hellspawn reacts in all too natural a fashion.
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How to loose the dogs of war

Veeper — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 11:35:31 +0100
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- Human beings have long known that on the overall scale of fearlessness in the face of a dangerous enemy, they rank rather low as compared to many other species. Combining terrifying ferocity with a nearly unbreakable devotion to the larger group, war dogs are pretty much unsurpassed in troop actions at close quarters. Whether it is on patrol duty, search missions, prison guard sentry outposts, occupying military police detail, or passing messages under fire, dogs have long been a part of organized inhumanity, adapting well to the hierarchical structure of military command while bringing their own peculiar talents to bear on the task at hand. The only real difference between these and your more humanoid minions ultimately lies in the kind of chow you need to have on hand between missions, as you can see from the tips we present.
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How to root out an informer

GrinningSkull — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 11:53:51 +0100
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- Call them stool pigeons, rats, confederates, collaborators, quislings, snitches, or sellouts, the phenomenon of the embedded informer is one which most organizations of our sort will face at one time or another, given the prevelance of opportunities to profit from the downfall of one's employer through a well-timed revelation. The only things we can do to make this impossible would be to abolish the other side altogether, a difficult proposition for most. It is an arms race between the two sides, with our own operatives working to wrest out their secrets as assiduously as their agents attempt to obtain intelligence on us, with doublecrosses and false leads and elaborate shell operations put together to mislead the opponent's spymasters. It all ends up on the back of the duplicitous agents who insinuate themselves into the innermost operations of even well-run supervillain enterprises, passing themselves off as bona fide evil henchmen, mooks, and minions. Every fiend from the small-time operator to the largest globe-spanning megalomaniac needs to be schooled in identifying and extracting these cancerous growths from the ranks in the most efficient fashion so that operations will not suffer from their depredations.
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How to burn up the atmosphere

MACERATOR — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 11:07:12 +0100
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The many advantages of torching the sky

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Non-biological units of a non-aerial sort such as myself are of course indifferent as a matter of course what happens to the Earth's atmosphere, since we experience it mainly as a source of annoying air resistance for the most part. Thus it is naturally a matter of some interest to consider the kind of cleaning up schemes which do away with this layer of useless gas, hence the article "Toast the world like a marshmallow" href='tiki-index.php?page=How+to+burn+up+the+atmosphere' class='wiki'>How to burn up the atmosphere</a>. It is so refreshing to think of all the alternative garb one could envision for this place, from the dense, corrosive, heavily greenhouse clouds of Venus, to near-perfect vacuum of the Moon, with an attractive artificial noble gas shroud somewhere in between, once one has swept away the current mixture. It is instructive to consider that this planet did not always have this composition of atmospheric components, but developed it over the billions of years since it was formed, in a sense making the question of what the next phase in this evolution something more than moot. If it ever comes to pass that some evildoer indeed finds a way to ignite the atmosphere, I plan to be among the first of the intelligences in the new world order to celebrate the new way of things, rather than dwelling on what was the previous state of the place.

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The economical overlord who wants simply to exterminate all life on Earth but does not care whether the planet itself is wiped out naturally focuses first on the thin but vital shred of gas which normally separates the biosphere from airless space. Normally it is mainly composed of nitrogen and oxygen, which by themselves are not enough for a really satisfying chain reaction, but which can be mixed with other ingredients of one's choosing to bring off the desired effect. Here are a few pointers on how you might plan to set up a satisfying worldwide flambé.
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Warming (Effetto Serra)"> The economical overlord who wants simply to exterminate all life on Earth but does not care whether the planet itself is wiped out naturally focuses first on the thin but vital shred of gas which normally separates the biosphere from airless space. Normally it is mainly composed of nitrogen and oxygen, which by themselves are not enough for a really satisfying chain reaction, but which can be mixed with other ingredients of one's choosing to bring off the desired effect. Here are a few pointers on how you might plan to set up a satisfying worldwide flambé.
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How to consume the less fortunate

Veeper — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 16:20:29 +0100
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Cook 'em up while they're tender

Eating: it just happens

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You know, I was never scheduled to work on the article " href='tiki-index.php?page=How+to+consume+the+less+fortunate' class='wiki'>How to consume the less fortunate but the new guy</a> had some kind of conflict on the appointed hour, so here I am, bailing this organization out once more. I don't even consume sentient lifeforms, being a vegan pit viper and all, but did that factor into any of the calculations? Apparently not.

The idea behind this is that we're all into the the grand old cycle of life where the more powerful prey upon the less powerful as is their habit, and we villainous types do the same, more or less. There are considerations having to do with pleas for mercy and looking out for tainted flesh (ew) and that sort of thing, but basically we are talking about something that comes naturally anyway, so why even overthink it? If it were a matter of devouring the rich and powerful I could see that one would have to do a lot of planning and worrying about contingencies such as avenging allies, but it isn't like that when it comes to the downtrodden. The less powerful, what are they going to be able to do to you anyway? At any rate, we string together some thoughts on the subject so you don't need to worry about some pathetic little stub article on the topic, it's basically no less solid than anything else we have up here.

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In the social food chain there are those apex predators such as ourselves which are few in number, sustained by a large population of prey organisms whose miserable end is our sustenance. Oftentimes the unsavory details are hidden away by some industrial process that obscures this fundamental relationship, with elaborate trappings and scientific airs, but underneath the fundamental relationship is still intact. Every so often, one of those being devoured comes up with a defensive twist which makes our part in the drama somewhat more difficult, in the hopes that by making themselves sufficiently less unappealing relative to his or her peers, they might be overlooked at the moment of truth. Learn to spot this and other gambits so that you can enjoy an untroubled feast upon the castoffs of civilization.
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eating"> In the social food chain there are those apex predators such as ourselves which are few in number, sustained by a large population of prey organisms whose miserable end is our sustenance. Oftentimes the unsavory details are hidden away by some industrial process that obscures this fundamental relationship, with elaborate trappings and scientific airs, but underneath the fundamental relationship is still intact. Every so often, one of those being devoured comes up with a defensive twist which makes our part in the drama somewhat more difficult, in the hopes that by making themselves sufficiently less unappealing relative to his or her peers, they might be overlooked at the moment of truth. Learn to spot this and other gambits so that you can enjoy an untroubled feast upon the castoffs of civilization.
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Resting period. The phrase "rest in peace" is a useful one for the master chef, referring as it might to the five to ten minute delay between the active cooking period and the time when the dish is to be served, giving it time for the flavors to combine. Those awaiting the arrival of the meal can enjoy the scent of the main course wafting through the dining area, using it perhaps as an excuse to meditate on the transience of all life.+
Resting period. The phrase "rest in peace" is a useful one for the master chef, referring as it might to the five to ten minute delay between the active cooking period and the time when the dish is to be served, giving it time for the flavors to combine. Those awaiting the arrival of the meal can enjoy the scent of the main course wafting through the dining area, using it perhaps as an excuse to meditate on the transience of all life.-
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How to threaten a comeback

CapellaNovafyre — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 11:19:03 +0100
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Make them sorry to see you

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Now matter how far down a person is fallen it’s never too far out of the question to consider le="Never give a supervillain a halfway fair break or you may regret it" href='tiki-index.php?page=How+to+threaten+a+comeback' class='wiki'>How to threaten a comeback as long as a person is still breathing and has their wits about them more or less, as I can attest to based on the experience of some I have known but care not to name specifically here >hint hint and who were written off at one time at least as beyond salvaging but got things turned around one way or another. It’s something worth admiring, I think, since anybody can fall into a meteoric rise and land up on top and stay there, but it’s quite another thing to be doing gangbusters, then toppled from the top dog perch, but not falling so far down somehow that it wasn’t possible to creep back up to a respectable villainy. Maybe it was a strategic alliance with someone who had the capacity to bail them out, maybe it was a key piece of information or a device of some sort, or maybe it was just a matter of working out and being in the right place with a lethal pointy thing, it’s hard to predict how it works really. Though that doesn’t stop us from doing just that, in the article, which you can read if you want to get ready to make a return to glory yourself some day. 
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If there is one thing that comics and superhero films have taught us, it is that one nearly always pays a price later on if the big bad is allowed to walk when their plans come undone. In some cases they do not even have to be in a state that permits actual walking, such as when one makes an appearance in the sequel after having been consigned to the grave in the original installment. There are not too many more satisfying moments than the one where a monstrous tyrant is able to exert his fell influence once more over those who believed the evil to have been banished forever, and to make the ones who were responsible for the earlier downfall aware that suffering is once more coming their way. To learn to write a second act worthy of critical accolades, read on.
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Gormleys Another Place, Crosby beach in Liverpool"> If there is one thing that comics and superhero films have taught us, it is that one nearly always pays a price later on if the big bad is allowed to walk when their plans come undone. In some cases they do not even have to be in a state that permits actual walking, such as when one makes an appearance in the sequel after having been consigned to the grave in the original installment. There are not too many more satisfying moments than the one where a monstrous tyrant is able to exert his fell influence once more over those who believed the evil to have been banished forever, and to make the ones who were responsible for the earlier downfall aware that suffering is once more coming their way. To learn to write a second act worthy of critical accolades, read on.
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How to divert funds to your bank account

GrinningSkull — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 10:53:53 +0100
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A bread and butter topic for a change

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Now and then we here at evilHow like to write articles on the fundamentals of running an evil organization. y let Ponzi get all the glory?" href='tiki-index.php?page=How+to+divert+funds+to+your+bank+account' class='wiki'>How to divert funds to your bank account is just one of those topics, which nearly everyone needs a basic understanding of in order to be successful in this business, but which oftentimes receives scant attention frankly because of its perceived pedestrian nature. Bank fraud is just one of those necessary evils which do not result in massive body counts or widespread pandemonium the way the more catchy capers will, with any luck, but which does keep the lights running and the mutant alligators fed. If you are a villain of a certain age it may be that what you learned about skimming cash in your up-and-coming days has not kept up with the nanosecond timing of the modern banking system, and you may be surprised to find that you might well be leaving a goodly chunk of ill-gotten gain on the table, as it were, simply out of ignorance. I recognize that only the most pedestrian of evildoers will be likely to rank this sort of article among their favorites here on the website, but we do feel strongly that we have a role to serve the evil community by disseminating information about foundational best practices, so that all of us can benefit.

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Liquid assets are the lifeblood of any supervillain's organization. Converting a vast treasure horde into legal tender is tedious and time-consuming, enchanted armament can sit around gathering dust for literal eons while you await a buyer, and second-hand blasters depreciate steeply after they have been discharged a few times. The simplest, quickest, and most efficient way to amass a substantial sum in your local bank is to leave them where they originated, but just to draw your lines around them marking them as your own.
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Cashpoints, Bah!"> Liquid assets are the lifeblood of any supervillain's organization. Converting a vast treasure horde into legal tender is tedious and time-consuming, enchanted armament can sit around gathering dust for literal eons while you await a buyer, and second-hand blasters depreciate steeply after they have been discharged a few times. The simplest, quickest, and most efficient way to amass a substantial sum in your local bank is to leave them where they originated, but just to draw your lines around them marking them as your own.
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