<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/atom10full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" gd:etag="W/&quot;C0MARnc7eyp7ImA9WhRaF0o.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38889212</id><updated>2012-02-20T14:57:27.903-06:00</updated><category term="ninja-clocks" /><category term="clocks" /><category term="Ninjas" /><title>Exact Normality</title><subtitle type="html">A blog by Josef, owner of Assembly Studio photography in Monroe, LA. 

This blog has become a repository for unusual images grabbed on the go with the camera in my cell phone. Because these are low-res captures and not part of an assignment or project, they don't really fit anywhere into my photography web site. So, I've given them a peaceful home here, where others can see the world through my eyes.  

I hope you enjoy my sometimes subtle, sometimes off-kilter sense of humor.</subtitle><link rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.assemblystudio.com/feeds/posts/default" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.assemblystudio.com/" /><author><name>Josef Cook</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/101863168105114865358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="//lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ljG0QCcQa4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAEM/BO6kKRCLmYQ/s512-c/photo.jpg" /></author><generator version="7.00" uri="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/ExactNormality" /><feedburner:info uri="exactnormality" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0ANRH45eCp7ImA9WhRTF0o.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38889212.post-3564909524753762232</id><published>2011-06-25T16:09:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-08T11:03:15.020-06:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-11-08T11:03:15.020-06:00</app:edited><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="clocks" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Ninjas" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="ninja-clocks" /><title>Ninja Clock</title><content type="html">&lt;div&gt;
{EAV_BLOG_VER:2dcb66e100932897}&lt;br /&gt;
OMJ. I almost didn't see this! (Cause it's so ninja-y.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-71Djs6BVha0/TgZOeMAKvmI/AAAAAAAAAAU/pOIeddBEIFI/IMG_20110625_142736.png" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38889212-3564909524753762232?l=blog.assemblystudio.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.assemblystudio.com/feeds/3564909524753762232/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=38889212&amp;postID=3564909524753762232" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/3564909524753762232?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/3564909524753762232?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ExactNormality/~3/mSpjlHiJezc/ninja-clock.html" title="Ninja Clock" /><author><name>Josef Cook</name><uri>https://profiles.google.com/101863168105114865358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="//lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ljG0QCcQa4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAEM/BO6kKRCLmYQ/s512-c/photo.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-71Djs6BVha0/TgZOeMAKvmI/AAAAAAAAAAU/pOIeddBEIFI/s72-c/IMG_20110625_142736.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blog.assemblystudio.com/2011/06/ninja-clock.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;CEUMQ3ozfip7ImA9WxNVE0s.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38889212.post-3204856830265789040</id><published>2009-10-24T00:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T00:31:22.486-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2009-10-24T00:31:22.486-05:00</app:edited><title>Ultra Expensive</title><content type="html">&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/UltraExpensive-782488-782551.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/UltraExpensive-782488-782540.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;I know the recession&amp;#39;s been rough, but this is outrageous! (And it isn&amp;#39;t even an import!)
&lt;br&gt;-----
&lt;br&gt;{Sent via BlackBerry}
&lt;br&gt;Josef Cook
&lt;br&gt;IT/Media Manager
&lt;br&gt;InterMountain Management, LLC
&lt;br&gt;Mobile: 318-376-1638 | E-Mail: &lt;a href="mailto:JosefC@intermtn.biz"&gt;JosefC@intermtn.biz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38889212-3204856830265789040?l=blog.assemblystudio.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.assemblystudio.com/feeds/3204856830265789040/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=38889212&amp;postID=3204856830265789040" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/3204856830265789040?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/3204856830265789040?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ExactNormality/~3/Az579nPVq40/ultra-expensive.htm" title="Ultra Expensive" /><author><name>Josef</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04850212276494418237</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HI0ksNpOV0Q/TYIma7A2IgI/AAAAAAAAAdk/z9VfCu_MoDs/s220/JosefHeadshot.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blog.assemblystudio.com/2009/10/ultra-expensive.htm</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0YAQ3Y6cSp7ImA9WxdTF00.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38889212.post-7251204252707799908</id><published>2008-05-13T12:52:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-13T12:52:22.819-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-05-13T12:52:22.819-05:00</app:edited><title>Have a seat in The Careful Chair</title><content type="html">&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/bm-image-742823-743011.jpe"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/bm-image-742823-742925.jpe"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Just don&amp;#39;t scoot away from the wall.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38889212-7251204252707799908?l=blog.assemblystudio.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.assemblystudio.com/feeds/7251204252707799908/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=38889212&amp;postID=7251204252707799908" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/7251204252707799908?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/7251204252707799908?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ExactNormality/~3/tz0cXmKMCRc/have-seat-in-careful-chair_13.htm" title="Have a seat in The Careful Chair" /><author><name>Josef</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04850212276494418237</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HI0ksNpOV0Q/TYIma7A2IgI/AAAAAAAAAdk/z9VfCu_MoDs/s220/JosefHeadshot.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blog.assemblystudio.com/2008/05/have-seat-in-careful-chair_13.htm</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;C0YERnw-eyp7ImA9WxdTF00.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38889212.post-1477322128954584816</id><published>2008-05-13T12:51:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-13T12:51:47.253-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-05-13T12:51:47.253-05:00</app:edited><title>But they look so real ...</title><content type="html">&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/bm-image-707255-707421.jpe"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/bm-image-707255-707413.jpe"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Things like this just beg for comment.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38889212-1477322128954584816?l=blog.assemblystudio.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.assemblystudio.com/feeds/1477322128954584816/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=38889212&amp;postID=1477322128954584816" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/1477322128954584816?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/1477322128954584816?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ExactNormality/~3/mAt5sMc1VCY/but-they-look-so-real_13.htm" title="But they look so real ..." /><author><name>Josef</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04850212276494418237</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HI0ksNpOV0Q/TYIma7A2IgI/AAAAAAAAAdk/z9VfCu_MoDs/s220/JosefHeadshot.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blog.assemblystudio.com/2008/05/but-they-look-so-real_13.htm</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;Ck4MQ3k9eip7ImA9WxdTF00.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38889212.post-7167046378910721782</id><published>2008-05-13T12:49:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-13T12:49:42.762-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2008-05-13T12:49:42.762-05:00</app:edited><title>Better Tasting?</title><content type="html">&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/bm-image-782764-782819.jpe"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/bm-image-782764-782812.jpe"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;You mean I&amp;#39;ve been getting shortchanged all these years?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38889212-7167046378910721782?l=blog.assemblystudio.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.assemblystudio.com/feeds/7167046378910721782/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=38889212&amp;postID=7167046378910721782" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/7167046378910721782?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/7167046378910721782?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ExactNormality/~3/0sVq7wbARNk/better-tasting.htm" title="Better Tasting?" /><author><name>Josef</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04850212276494418237</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HI0ksNpOV0Q/TYIma7A2IgI/AAAAAAAAAdk/z9VfCu_MoDs/s220/JosefHeadshot.jpg" /></author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blog.assemblystudio.com/2008/05/better-tasting.htm</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry gd:etag="W/&quot;A0IFQno-eyp7ImA9WB9XFEw.&quot;"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38889212.post-1682530347470372251</id><published>2007-10-20T12:47:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-07T01:11:53.453-06:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2007-11-07T01:11:53.453-06:00</app:edited><title>Refuel AND Reload</title><content type="html">&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xb74e237j8E/Rxo_KILpi_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/hj34X1DSYVs/s1600-h/bm-image-739318.jpe"&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xb74e237j8E/Rxo_KILpi_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/hj34X1DSYVs/s320/bm-image-739318.jpe"  border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5123476969314946034" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;I couldn&amp;#39;t pass this up without comment.  Check out the screen.  Finally!  Now I won&amp;#39;t have to make 2 stops anymore.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38889212-1682530347470372251?l=blog.assemblystudio.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://blog.assemblystudio.com/feeds/1682530347470372251/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=38889212&amp;postID=1682530347470372251" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/1682530347470372251?v=2" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/1682530347470372251?v=2" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ExactNormality/~3/KBptfJMgavg/refuel-and-reload.htm" title="Refuel AND Reload" /><author><name>Josef</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04850212276494418237</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HI0ksNpOV0Q/TYIma7A2IgI/AAAAAAAAAdk/z9VfCu_MoDs/s220/JosefHeadshot.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xb74e237j8E/Rxo_KILpi_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/hj34X1DSYVs/s72-c/bm-image-739318.jpe" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://blog.assemblystudio.com/2007/10/refuel-and-reload.htm</feedburner:origLink></entry></feed>

