<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' gd:etag='W/&quot;DEUGRXk-fyp7ImA9WhJVEU4.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38889212</id><updated>2012-08-28T01:43:44.757-05:00</updated><category term='ninja-clocks'/><category term='clocks'/><category term='Ninjas'/><title>Exact Normality</title><subtitle type='html'>A blog by Josef, owner of Assembly Studio photography in Monroe, LA. 

This blog has become a repository for unusual images grabbed on the go with the camera in my cell phone. Because these are low-res captures and not part of an assignment or project, they don't really fit anywhere into my photography web site. So, I've given them a peaceful home here, where others can see the world through my eyes.  

I hope you enjoy my sometimes subtle, sometimes off-kilter sense of humor.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blog.assemblystudio.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default?redirect=false&amp;v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blog.assemblystudio.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Josef Cook</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/101863168105114865358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ljG0QCcQa4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAIE/itXagNUqKGY/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;C0ANRH45eCp7ImA9WhRTF0o.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38889212.post-3564909524753762232</id><published>2011-06-25T16:09:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-11-08T11:03:15.020-06:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2011-11-08T11:03:15.020-06:00</app:edited><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clocks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ninjas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ninja-clocks'/><title>Ninja Clock</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;
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OMJ. I almost didn't see this! (Cause it's so ninja-y.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-71Djs6BVha0/TgZOeMAKvmI/AAAAAAAAAAU/pOIeddBEIFI/IMG_20110625_142736.png" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blog.assemblystudio.com/feeds/3564909524753762232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=38889212&amp;postID=3564909524753762232' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/3564909524753762232?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/3564909524753762232?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blog.assemblystudio.com/2011/06/ninja-clock.html' title='Ninja Clock'/><author><name>Josef Cook</name><uri>https://plus.google.com/101863168105114865358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ljG0QCcQa4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAIE/itXagNUqKGY/s512-c/photo.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/-71Djs6BVha0/TgZOeMAKvmI/AAAAAAAAAAU/pOIeddBEIFI/s72-c/IMG_20110625_142736.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;CEUMQ3ozfip7ImA9WxNVE0s.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38889212.post-3204856830265789040</id><published>2009-10-24T00:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T00:31:22.486-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2009-10-24T00:31:22.486-05:00</app:edited><title>Ultra Expensive</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/UltraExpensive-782488-782551.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/UltraExpensive-782488-782540.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;I know the recession&amp;#39;s been rough, but this is outrageous! (And it isn&amp;#39;t even an import!)&lt;br&gt;-----&lt;br&gt;{Sent via BlackBerry}&lt;br&gt;Josef Cook&lt;br&gt;IT/Media Manager&lt;br&gt;InterMountain Management, LLC&lt;br&gt;Mobile: 318-376-1638 | E-Mail: &lt;a href="mailto:JosefC@intermtn.biz"&gt;JosefC@intermtn.biz&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blog.assemblystudio.com/feeds/3204856830265789040/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=38889212&amp;postID=3204856830265789040' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/3204856830265789040?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/3204856830265789040?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blog.assemblystudio.com/2009/10/ultra-expensive.htm' title='Ultra Expensive'/><author><name>Josef</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04850212276494418237</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HI0ksNpOV0Q/TYIma7A2IgI/AAAAAAAAAdk/z9VfCu_MoDs/s220/JosefHeadshot.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;C0YAQ3Y6cSp7ImA9WxdTF00.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38889212.post-7251204252707799908</id><published>2008-05-13T12:52:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-13T12:52:22.819-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2008-05-13T12:52:22.819-05:00</app:edited><title>Have a seat in The Careful Chair</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/bm-image-742823-743011.jpe"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/bm-image-742823-742925.jpe"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Just don&amp;#39;t scoot away from the wall.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blog.assemblystudio.com/feeds/7251204252707799908/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=38889212&amp;postID=7251204252707799908' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/7251204252707799908?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/7251204252707799908?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blog.assemblystudio.com/2008/05/have-seat-in-careful-chair_13.htm' title='Have a seat in The Careful Chair'/><author><name>Josef</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04850212276494418237</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HI0ksNpOV0Q/TYIma7A2IgI/AAAAAAAAAdk/z9VfCu_MoDs/s220/JosefHeadshot.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;C0YERnw-eyp7ImA9WxdTF00.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38889212.post-1477322128954584816</id><published>2008-05-13T12:51:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-13T12:51:47.253-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2008-05-13T12:51:47.253-05:00</app:edited><title>But they look so real ...</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/bm-image-707255-707421.jpe"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/bm-image-707255-707413.jpe"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Things like this just beg for comment.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blog.assemblystudio.com/feeds/1477322128954584816/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=38889212&amp;postID=1477322128954584816' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/1477322128954584816?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/1477322128954584816?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blog.assemblystudio.com/2008/05/but-they-look-so-real_13.htm' title='But they look so real ...'/><author><name>Josef</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04850212276494418237</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HI0ksNpOV0Q/TYIma7A2IgI/AAAAAAAAAdk/z9VfCu_MoDs/s220/JosefHeadshot.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;Ck4MQ3k9eip7ImA9WxdTF00.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38889212.post-7167046378910721782</id><published>2008-05-13T12:49:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-05-13T12:49:42.762-05:00</updated><app:edited xmlns:app='http://www.w3.org/2007/app'>2008-05-13T12:49:42.762-05:00</app:edited><title>Better Tasting?</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/bm-image-782764-782819.jpe"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.assemblystudio.com/blog/uploaded_images/bm-image-782764-782812.jpe"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;You mean I&amp;#39;ve been getting shortchanged all these years?</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blog.assemblystudio.com/feeds/7167046378910721782/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=38889212&amp;postID=7167046378910721782' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/7167046378910721782?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/7167046378910721782?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blog.assemblystudio.com/2008/05/better-tasting.htm' title='Better Tasting?'/><author><name>Josef</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04850212276494418237</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HI0ksNpOV0Q/TYIma7A2IgI/AAAAAAAAAdk/z9VfCu_MoDs/s220/JosefHeadshot.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry gd:etag='W/&quot;A0IFQno-eyp7ImA9WB9XFEw.&quot;'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38889212.post-1682530347470372251</id><published>2007-10-20T12:47:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-11-07T01:11:53.453-06:00</updated><app:edited 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Check out the screen.  Finally!  Now I won&amp;#39;t have to make 2 stops anymore.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://blog.assemblystudio.com/feeds/1682530347470372251/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=38889212&amp;postID=1682530347470372251' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/1682530347470372251?v=2'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/38889212/posts/default/1682530347470372251?v=2'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://blog.assemblystudio.com/2007/10/refuel-and-reload.htm' title='Refuel AND Reload'/><author><name>Josef</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04850212276494418237</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HI0ksNpOV0Q/TYIma7A2IgI/AAAAAAAAAdk/z9VfCu_MoDs/s220/JosefHeadshot.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xb74e237j8E/Rxo_KILpi_I/AAAAAAAAAAM/hj34X1DSYVs/s72-c/bm-image-739318.jpe' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>